#sasquatch encounter

[sohannabarberaesque]

The Cattanooga Cheese Explosion of Pedigreed Bull: Prime, plump, flavour full (usual apologies)

[Mise en scene: On the shore of some "swimmin' hole" spring they're fond of resorting to in the backwoods as circumstances require, ahead of a day's worth of swimming and diving.] COUNTRY, leading off the discussion to hand: Would it be better to encounter a genuine Sasquatch at its most lovesick or Chessie the Autograph Hound dressed up as Sasquatch, only recognising her intent at the last minute, when she takes off the head? SCOOTS: Beats me.... GROOVE: Is that even likely?! KITTY JO: I can hardly picture the prospect of Chessie dressing up as Sasquatch, to begin with ... but how about we get the gear on and get into diving? [You can picture how this will end up]

[oldschoolfrp]

Sasquatch dwell deep within dark woods and in high mountains. (Jeff Easley illus, from Dungeons & Dragons Master DM's Book compiled by Frank Mentzer, TSR, 1985) You'll find them everywhere in the US Pacific Northwest, mostly on tourist souvenirs, beer labels, chainsaw log art, and hanging out in Portland coffee shops.

[bigfootbeat]

Bigfoot Sighting Odds

BetOhio.com used data from The Bigfoot Field Researchers Organization to compile the number of reported Bigfoot sightings by state. They projected the odds of seeing Bigfoot in the top states with the most reported sightings. Shockingly, the left Hawaii off the list. The full chart and article are at the link at the beginning of the article.

[hidden--existence]

Abducted by Sasquatch?

During a family boating trip to Lake Shasta in 1967, a young child called Robyn experiences a mysterious and unexplained encounter in the forest, briefly disappearing and later found with very few memories of the events. This encounter lays the foundation for a lifelong, mystical connection with Sasquatch, leading to further encounters and insights into the existence of these elusive beings. The story weaves together elements of adventure, mystery, and a deep spiritual connection with the natural world.

Watch the encounter here

Have YOU had a strange encounter ?

#bigfoot #sasquatch

[daydreamerdrew]

The Incredible Hulk (1968) #268 and #272

[randomdeinonychus]

I'm sure it's awful, but I can see it does at least feature Bigfoot fighting a bear and not nearly enough movies can claim that.

Bigfoot: The Unforgettable Encounter

An amazingly horrible movie.

[allengreenfield]

Phantoms & Monsters: Pulse of the Paranormal: SASQUATCH ENCOUNTER & HIGH STRANGENESS Experienced in Los Padres National Forest

[blogparanormalexpresso2stuff]

BIGFOOT vs MILITARY & GOVERNMENT | Join Us For LIVE CHAT | Questions & Answers #Bigfoot #Sasquatch

[randomdeinonychus]

I'm sure there is a plot reason for Bigfoot to be attacking that bear with a rock, but I prefer to assume he's just being a jerk.

Bigfoot: The Unforgettable Encounter | 1994

[sohannabarberaesque]

(Unless it were from the "meddling-kids-and-dog" school. Or maybe the CB Bears ... perhaps even the Hair Bear Bunch during their mating-season road trips, come to think of it.)

[bigfootbeat]

Provo Canyon Bigfoot

Because of many claimed sightings of the elusive species, Utah's Provo Canyon has grown to be a hotspot for Bigfoot aficionados and paranormal investigators. Often seen in the rough terrain and deep forests of the area, the Provo Canyon Bigfoot is characterized as a big, hairy humanoid. For years, both residents and guests have reported experiences ranging from far-off views of a tall, dark figure to hearing unusual, unearthly noises resonating over the canyon at night. These stories have sparked interest and suspicion, which has made Provo Canyon a focus in the continuous hunt for the fabled Bigfoot.

In 2012, one of the most well-known reports of the Provo Canyon Bigfoot occurred when hikers filmed what they thought to be the creature. The video shows a big, dark figure stooping among the trees before standing up and disappearing from view. The hikers say that what they saw was unlike anything they had ever witnessed, but critics contend that the figure might simply be someone in a disguise or a misidentified animal. This film generated a lot of discussion and national awareness of the likelihood of Bigfoot living in the region.

Often accompanying the sightings of the Provo Canyon Bigfoot are descriptions of other unusual events, such as inexplicable footprints, tree constructions, and haunting night calls. Some adventurers assert to have discovered significantly larger, human-like footprints in the snow or mud than anything any human could reasonably leave behind. Others claim to have heard harsh, guttural sounds that defy simple explanation, as if coming from deep within the wilderness. These oddities give the landscape a mysterious quality and support some people's conviction that something remarkable could be hiding in Provo Canyon.

Still dubious, though, skeptics refer to other theories for the sightings and sounds. They contend that the thick forests and difficult topography of Provo Canyon can fool the human senses, leading to misinterpretations of shadows, animals, or natural sounds as proof of Bigfoot. They also suggest that hoaxes or pranks could potentially explain some of the claimed encounters. Notwithstanding these logical justifications, the myth of the Provo Canyon Bigfoot continues to inspire both believers and critics equally.

The Provo Canyon Bigfoot ultimately reflects humanity's obsession with the inexplicable and the timeless appeal of mystery. The tales still attract attention to the area regardless of one's perspective on the sightings—whether as real evidence of a strange creature or simply a misunderstanding of natural events. The enigma of Bigfoot, especially in Provo Canyon, reminds us of the enormity of the natural world and the likelihood that certain secrets yet lie hidden.

[contemptible-scoundrel]

in my wilderness travels I once encountered the mysterious Sasquatch in the dead of night. foolishly, I tried to take a picture to bring home as proof, and the beast was alerted to my presence by the sound of the camera's shutter. blindingly fast, matching the speed of a moderately athletic but otherwise unremarkable grown man, the Sasquatch ran at me through the brush, upon arrival pummeling me with a series of punches, elbow strikes, knee bashes, and spin kicks that left me sorely bruised. while I was still reeling from its furious assault, it fled into the undergrowth, but the woods of the pacific northwest were sparse that time of year, and even in the dark of night I could see the beast running for several miles before diving prone behind a bush. even still, it was too tall to be fully obscured, and most of its legs and forehead stuck out from the leaves at either side

[bestcryptids]

One of the first reported encounters with sasquatch described it stealing a bunch of ducks from a hunter. It did give one duck back to the hunter by stuffing it into his shirt

[nyarlathotep-thecrawlingchaos]

Nyarla!!!!

Okay, picture a poly cross guild x reader, where reader absolutely adores and spoils Sir Crocodiles Bananawanis and the Humandrills of Kuraigana. Not only do they have the scary dog privileges of the cross guild but if they do get caught without one of their bodyguards boyfriends, all they have to do is whistle or say "walkies!" And along comes the only known natural predator of sea beasts and a giant Sasquatch with sword skills learnt from the greatest swordsman.

I feel like a healthy mixture of babying and loving the animals and treating them as just as dangerous as they are. Reader is 100% willing to line (evil) men up for the slaughter for her babies to get their proper enrichment, it's scary, and morally questionable, and the cross guild has never found anything more hot

Reader: (holding a Bananawanis by its cheeks like a puppy) who's a baby? You are! Yes you are!! Would you like to go for a walk?

Sir Crocodile: if you keep spoiling them you're going to make them soft, azizati

Reader: would you like to go for a walk over the corpses of your enemies? Would you like to crush their bones beneath your feet? I think you would! Yes you would!

Sir Crocodile: ...nevermind. This is acceptable.

Mihawk: Darling, pray tell what do you think you're doing with your protection?

Reader: blowing on their tea so they don't burn their tongues. Duh.

Mihawk: .... I don't know why I bother

I imagine Buggy gets jealous that he doesn't have a pet (except Richie, but he's not Buggy's) and ends up sulking, but as Reader is trying to comfort him Crocodile makes a snarky comment about how Buggy is pet enough as it is.... And it starts another fight.

As an animal lover in general I am DYING over this 🥹😭❤️

And also thinking about reader's first encounters with both the bananawani and the humandrills.

Crocodile: Careful, they're dan...ger...ous...?

Y/N: *already cuddling with several baby bananawanis* THEY'RE SO CUTE I LOVE THEM SO MUCH I WOULD DIE FOR THEM 🥹—

Crocodile: *heavy-sigh*

And the humandrills—

Mihawk: They have a tendency to attack anyone who—wait, don't—!

Y/N: *crouching down and offering a baby humandrill food* Oh dear—Who's a precious little baby? Aww, yes, you are! Such a lil cutiepie 🥹

Mihawk: *extra heavy-sigh*

Over time, you train the humandrills to also take care of the bananawanis. Now you have your own army commanding their own army, all at your disposal.

And they all answer to you.

Frankly even Mihawk and Crocodile are a little intimidated at this point. They won't admit it out loud, but it's there.

And jealous as Buggy is that he doesn't have his own animal mascot, he's also all starry-eyed about your humandrill/bananawani army and just "PLEASE TEACH ME YOUR WAYS"

[weirdagnes]

a war veteran, an alcoholic in rehab, and a feminist guy hunting together and encountering a bald sasquatch who suggests ski touring instead of hunting as a bonding activity . even ai cant write a plot as hilarious as this

[dalekofchaos]

The untapped potential of Undead Nightmare 2

I think of Undead Nightmare 2 and I scream at how Rockstar chose greed instead of creativity. And to make matters worse, they abandoned RDO and won't even import the fucking Navy Revolver into story mode.

Undead Nightmare was so much fun and RDR2 added so man possibilities. But no, instead of actually giving the fans what they want, we get trash.

Could you imagine an Undead Nightmare sequel in the atmosphere of RDR2? The night folk are scary enough, Imagine wandering around the swamp at night with zombies everywhere. It would feel like a genuine horror game.

Rockstar missed a MASSIVE opportunity by not making an undead nightmare DLC, imagine how incredible it would be with this games atmosphere. The game on its own can already be pretty terrifying when you wander around the swamp or deep forest at night or have encounters with gangs like the night folk and Murfree brood.

Imagine an outbreak of Vampires in Saint Denis and Blackwater. The rich and powerful are quite literally sucking the life out of the poor and working class.

Vampires in the south and Zombies in the west! And maybe some serial killers for good measure.

Voodoo Zombies in the Bayou

Werewolves in Tall Trees and around Pronghorn ranch area, maybe in that cave with the white cougar mission

Witches in Big Valley

Yeti and Sasquatches in the Grizzlies

Undead Del Lobo gunslingers in New Austin

Tumbleweed is actually haunted by ghosts with the Sherriff as a Poltergeist

And even Aliens in all areas of the frontier once the plague is taken care of.

Like first expansion

Undead Nightmare 2

Second expansion. Supernatural Frontier.

Third and final expansion. Cowboys & Aliens

Storywise. Arthur could either be saved by the vampire of Saint Denis or even abducted and cured by aliens and once Arthur wakes up, he sees the world plagued by monsters and decides to hunt them down, while also planning revenge on Dutch and Micah.

Arthur would not be alone. Charles, Sadie and John would be there to back him up

Imagine how brutal and satisfying it would be to mow down zombies with this games gore system, and how much fun it would be to hold out for as long as you can against endless hordes of zombies. The game also already contains mild survival elements so maybe they could also make it so eating is mandatory and you must scavenge/hunt to survive. Think of all of the cool side missions and random encounters they could add. They could even add zombie animals like in the first game, imagine fighting off zombie gators in the swamp or zombie bears in the woods.

This DLC could have been fucking insane, I guarantee it would have sold like crazy. Instead all we got was an online Wild West dress up and nature simulator, designed to take your money through micro transactions.

Like seriously….they could update it like every Halloween. Add something new each year.

Zombies

Vampires

Werewolves

Witches

Wendigo

Giants

Aliens

Stuff I just thought of. Everyone who turned bad could turn into a monster

Micah becomes a Werewolf lord

Javier becomes a El Chupacabra

Bill becomes a Wendigo

Dutch becomes a Vampire

and the final boss? The Strange Man.

Arthur could be like a Wild Western Van Helsing. Hunting the monsters down. Such wasted potential.