#sasha braus x black reader

[blondieeu]

kinktober week 1

constance "connie" s. - car sex

connie who is too quick to say goodbye to everyone at the halloween party even if you were only there for an hour because the raven costume you were wearing looked so good on you.

"ou-..put that fuckin' pussy on me baby"

your elbows rested on the parcel shelf with your head hung and buried in your hands while your boyfriend grunted profanities into your ear. strong tattooed hands squeezed and spread your ass apart to help you get it in a little deeper.

"that shit feels so fuckin' good mama..look so pretty ridin that dick"

your boyfriends voice rasped as he let all his thoughts translate right from his cock and out of his mouth, his thick brows furrowed as he watched your puffy pussy slide on and off his thick cock. picked your head up and placed your hands onto his shoulders, rubbing at them.

both of you held a deep lust filled eye contact with one another while you rode him now, going all the way up to his tip and then back down to his pelvis. connie tugged his lip between his teeth like it was going to stop him from moaning out loud anyway.

"you gon make me nut in you sweetheart.."

“hnngh”

connie whispered something, probably another profanity and something about him cumming as his head fell back.

"gon make daddy give you a fuckin' baby, mama..that’s what you want? you want a baby for halloween?"

your boyfriend asked you like he was gonna give you a chance to answer, wrapping his arm around your waist and thrusting his hips up into you. your hand was quick to press against the foggy window for more support.

“yes con—nie”

blondieeu xx

[rumisgf]

PASSENGER PRINCESS - connie springer x black!reader

summary: your... best friend takes you on your weekly late nights drives. but, this night is different: both of you are aware of the tension between y'all even though neither of you address it- until tonight. warnings: marijuana usage, best friends to lovers, eventual smut, yk car sex, french kissing

you just had got off work, and today really wore you out. it was the usual: your manager was getting on your nerves, there was this lady who tried to argue with you over the counter, and you had to train probably the most incompetent teen who had just got hired. all you knew is you need a blunt and a nap.

as you're laying on your bed ready to kick your clothes off, your phone buzzes. a text from connie, probably the only person you have patience for right now. it reads 'you home?' to which he knows you are, he found out when you get off work (because he listens, of course. totally didn't do his own research before you even told him directly). the minute you text back he's calling your phone, and you roll your eyes a bit 'cause you already know he wants to bother you now.

"hello, sir?" you can hear him smack his lips.

"man, you not even tired! i'm 'bout to head out anyway, just wanted to see what you was doin' right now."

"what, you trynna pick me up?"

"don't ask dumbass questions, you want me to pull up or not?"

you smile to yourself, and get up to change out your work clothes. "mmm... yea. c'mon."

"bet." *click*

soon enough, you see his car pull up from your apartment window and make your way out the door. as you walk down the stairs, you can't help but grin to yourself. no matter how bad of a mood you're in you would never miss an opportunity to chill with his fine as- you mean, the only tolerable dude you know.

you open the car door, the smell of weed hitting your nose. "yooo!" connie greets you with a smile, and a wood in hand. he already had started to roll up before you even made it to the car.

"nigga, what did i tell you 'bout smoking outside here?! if i get in trouble, it is not gonna be my fault!"

"you'on wanna hotbox?" he asks obviously, making you roll your eyes as you buckle in your seatbelt.

he starts the car up and places one hand on the wheel, ready to find an empty parking lot. he notices how you stare outside the window, hand resting on your cheek. "work piss you off?" you simply reply with, "why?" and he says "you not talkin' like usual and actin' all bothered."

he was right, work did piss you off. but for some reason, he was making you especially nervous today. "ion know, just my manager was on dick today. and i had to train this lil' boy he was pissing me off too. i know he a kid but damn, this why i ain't wanna be a trainer in the first place. i already work overtime most of the week i don't be having the energy for that shit, y'know? he keep giving me all these things to do like my schedule not already tight and i'm busting my ass just to still not get promoted yet." it was nice to get stuff of your chest like this because it really calmed you down. better yet, he knew how to calm you down. he knows how to listen while making sure you're still having a good time.

he eventually pulls up to a gas station. "well, don't let that shit bother you. you probably gon get promoted anyway cause you actually do your job. besides, if that don't happen, i been telling you to quit anyway." getting out the car, he pulls his hoodie over his head and comes to open your car door. "now c'mon." "i don't want noth-"

"i said c'mon, mama, i'm getting you snacks! and i want some too i'm not leavin' you in here."

having no argument, you get out and walk with him inside. since it is late, you're the only ones in there and there's only one cashier in sight. the mid aged lady smiles at the two of you as she notices the door bell ring. you both grab a drink of choice from the freezer and make your way to the counter. he sees your eyes dart to a bag of chips, and he picks it up to place it down before you grab his hand. "you don't have to, con." he ignores you, sliding it to the cashier to scan. "oh, stop it, you act like i haven't payed for your hair before."

"your total is $12.59"

he pulls a 20 out his pocket, handing it to her a taking his change. as you both leave, she says "by the way, you two are such an adorable couple!" but, before you can correct her, connie replies

"thank you, ma'am!"

now, you're both sat in the car laughing at the interaction that just happened. "thank you? for real?" you say through giggling. connie simply shrugs, "i ain't wanna make her feel bad!" in your mind, you began to question his response still. why didn't he say no? "i mean shit, you don't look bad so." he stops, furrowing his eyebrows and side eyeing you. "oh, if i was ugly you woulda had a issue?" you look to the side as he pretends to start to be offended. "well, yeah duh." he laughs in response, you following after. "alright, dude."

eventually, he pulls into a random parking lot. you see a bench and a sign, so you assume this is just some park in the area. luckily, no one's here anyway. connie's hand finds the back of your headboard as backs up into a spot. "found this spot like yesterday, nobody really around at night. plus it's chill, i wanna talk to you and ion wanna be bothered seeing other people around."

you can't help but focus on his jawline as he looks back, barely paying attention to the words coming out his mouth. "you even listenin' to me?" he snaps you back into reality. you turn back in your seat as you smack your lips and he chuckles, settling back into his seat. he picks up from where he started, rolling a blunt for the both of you. once he finishes he pulls out a lighter from his glove department, bringing it to his mouth. your eyes pay good attention to his eyes glancing down at the wood, his fingers, his mouth as he inhales, and the way he looks at you after he puffs out smoke.. god he looked fine.

"damn, you gon' take it?" he asks before you even get the chance to zone out completely. you mutter "my fault" before taking it and bringing it to your own mouth. now, its his turn to examine your movements. you don't even notice him eyeing you: the way your acrylics look as you hold it, your makeup still looking nice after a full day of work, your closed lids, the way you're slightly titling your head back... fine as fuck he thinks to himself. he takes off his hoodie as his body warms up. when you look back at him, you see his toned arms in the moonlight and your face begins to heat up. "you feel better, ma?" you nod in response, attempting to contain yourself. however, he can't help but examine you and you begin to notice. "so, what you wanna talk abt?"

he uncharacteristically fiddles with his thumb and looks down. "well shit..." you take another hit, still making eye contact with him. "after that thing just happened it kind of reminded me even more," he takes a pause. he puts his hand out, and you pass the blunt to him before he continues. he brings it to his lips, slowly inhaling. then as he exhales,

"what if we was a couple?"

you take a second, nearly being took out your high that barely started coming over you. "oh.. uhm-"

"not like that, just what if, y'know?" he quickly interjects to save himself from possible rejection. "yeah of course....well, ion know like i said you not ugly." you end up shrugging. sure, you guys are friends, but it would be a complete lie to say you haven't thought about it yourself. you had just never planned on voicing it. "well, what do that mean?"

"i don't know, you not ugly. if we talking hypothetically you my type i guess." you explain, avoiding saying how you actually feel. "i guess is crazyyy." he leans back in his seat, throwing one of arms behind his head as he takes another hit. "so, i'm yo type?"

you feel yourself start to smile. "now what do you mean, sir?" he simply laughs. "i think you pretty too, y/n." his statement catches you offguard, and you find yourself speechless. he only laughs more and looks straight at you, now half-lidded with red hued eyes. "you ain't notice me starin' at you for how many times you been in my car? and you the only girl i really be having in my car, you basically my passenger princess."

the name passenger princess makes you feel warm in a place that you are not willing to acknowledge. "...well, i been starin' at you too. surprised you ain't notice" he's quiet for a second, then looks down at his lap with a smirk. "i did." you smack his arm and he's now in a fit of laughter as he relishes in your embarrassment. after a minute, he smiles at his eyes cant help but focus on your lips. "what?"

he takes a minute to think over the choices he's about to make. and after some thinking, he comes to a conclusion. "...c'mere, mama."

you stare at him for a second, questioning if this is a good idea. but, the way his arms look after removing his hoodie and the way he's manspreading is definitely blinding your judgement. so, you find yourself climbing in his lap just slightly raised up enough so you're not actually sitting on him. but, his hand wraps around your waist and makes you sit down. "aw c'mon, why you bein so shy? it's just me." and he's right. this isn't even the first time you've been this close to him or sat on his lap. your friendship has very little... boundaries. or better yet, you two have a closer platonic relationship than others.

he stares back at you as he raises the blunt in his hand to your lips. you take a hit, blowing smoke directly in his face. you both smile and laugh softly, connie biting his bottom lip. "you so goddamn fine, i swear."

all you respond with a soft giggle as you lean closer into his chest. he wraps an arm around your shoulders and holds eye contact. finally, you both slowly lean in, closing the distance between your faces. his lips instantly catch yours and set a steady pace. he tastes like soda and indica, but right now that is so delicious to you. subconsciously, you slowly move your hips on his laps in rhythm with the movement of your lips on his. he lowly grunts and pulls away. "woah, what you trynna do?" he mumbles, eyeing your body on top of his. "shit, i been holding in a lot, con... i'm on what you on."

his eyes find your thighs, then comes back up to your red, lazy eyes. "you sure, ma?" you bite your lip, "yeah... you want to?" a soft chuckle leaves his lips and he leans back in, centimeters away from your lips. "i been wantin' to do so much to you, y/n, i wanna make you mine.."

his lips crash onto yours and his hands immediately find your ass, massaging the plush skin hidden by your leggings. your tongue finds it way into his mouth and he matches you, tongues dancing with each other. you can feel his boner from under you, and you hope he can't feel you throbbing on top of him. he pulls away again, and tugs at the hem of your leggings.

"can i move these, baby?" he asks. you nod, and he pulls them down to your knees. you shimmy them off knowing you're better off without them restricting your ankles. in return, he scoots you back and he unzips his pants, pulling them down to reveal his stiff hard dick under his boxers. nearly drooling, you eagerly move back up and kiss him again. you grind your hips on his lap once more, moaning into his lips at the feeling. his hand go to guide you and kneed on your ass. he groans into the kiss, you making him harder than he already was.

then, you pull away. he takes a second to look down and notices the wet spot forming on his boxers. he smirks to himself, "damn, baby you that wet?" you look away, still grinding on him. he laughs to himself at your reaction then slides his hand down, pulling your underwear to the side. this thumb finds your clit and you gasp at the sudden contact. he rubs slowly, eyes glued down. he pays attentions to the way your hips begin to buck upward at his touch. then, he slowly slides two fingers into your entrance. "o-oh fuck-!" you moan out. looking back up to you, he licks his lips and focuses on you. "like that, mama?"

you hum in response, eyes closing with pleasure. grinning, he curls his fingers and earns a louder moan sliding out your lips like butter. the sound of you and your wetness as he plays with you is music to his ears. "c-connie..." as you moan out for him, he perks up teasingly. "hm, baby?" you open your mouth to speak, and cut yourself off with another moan. "i- fuck.. i need you"

"need what, babygirl?"

you whine, knowing he's making you say it. "..need you t' fuck me, bae.."

with that, he slips his fingers out of you, bringing them to his mouth and keeping eye contact as he licks them clean. while he does this he lets you pull him out his boxers, dick springing out. you already had a feeling, but he's big. you stroke him slowly, taking notice of how he squirmed in your touch. "fuck, y/n.." his hips buck upward and his lids close for a second, slightly throwing his head back. you end up throwing off your underwear, leaving you in only your hoodie you left the house in.

"take yo time, okay?" he says softly as you lift up. you nod, and finally begin to sink down onto him. he bites his lips as he feels your slick coating him as you slide his dick into you. your hands grip his shoulders as you sit all the way down, feeling every inch of him. you both moan at the feeling. after a few seconds, you start moving up and down on him. your head falls into the crook of his neck, moaning onto his skin and sending chills down his spine. "f-fuck...baby.."

his hands find your hips, following your movements. "damn baby, just like that.. ride that shit.." you pick up the pace and your grip on him tightens. he now goes to grips your ass, helping move you up and down on all his length. "fuck-! 's so big.." you're whining and moaning into his shoulder, working yourself on him.

connie starts to move his hips in unison with you. "yeah, you like that shit? he starts grinning, looking at your face buried into him. "mhm.. love this dick.." your slick is staining his boxers even more as it drips down while you coat his dick in arousal. "i know, mama, this pussy takin' me so well... you wet f' me." he smacks your ass, earning a small gasp out of you. "look at me, ma."

you lift your head and he smiles at you, admiring your current state. "sexy as fuck.." he moves to massage your hips before pecking your lips. "love you, princess." your heart flutters, as well as your pussy, and your lips form a small smile. "love you, pa" you circle your hips on him and he hums with satisfaction, curses falling out his mouth. "yeah, just like that.. so fuckin' good.."

you ride him with intent, doing it like you had always did in your fantasies. "you feel so good.." you moan, your hole gripping him tighter. "fuck.. i know, ma, i know. takin' this dick so well."

a knot begins to form in your stomach and your eyes squint again as you look back at him. "baby, 'm gonna cum.." you moan, now moving up and down faster. in response, he begins fucking up into you at the same pace.

"mhm c'mon, nut all on this dick." your moans grow in volume and you become putty in his hands. "fuckfuckfuck!" you cry out as your eyes close shut, and you're slamming your ass down on him as you chase your high. he moans as he watches you, holding you tighter. "yeah, there you go mama..." soon, you begin writhing on him as you cream on top of him, painting his dick white. you can feel the strings of your own cum as he continues to thrust into you, reaching his own orgasm. "c-connie! fuck!"

"'m close baby, 'm close, i know." his breathes are frantic and his head is thrown back. "holy fuck, baby.. shit-!" he pulls out as he jerks himself, releasing himself on your ass. you both lay on each other, out of breath as you come down. he looks at you, a smile growing on his face. "don't you go fuckin' somebody else like that, you mine now."

you smile back tiredly, leaning in to kiss him. this kiss is slow, and loving. you pull away, "and you mine."

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aot au college fanfic

MDNI 18+

*Reader will be referred as Bunnie*

fae’s commentary: I will edit soon this but I just wanted to post this already.

CHAPTER ONE:

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Y/N {Bunnie} Y/L/N

-insta: @ y/nswrld

- bunnie 💋 / honeybuns🫤

Dominic {Mico} Vincent

-insta @ boyfckboy

- Dominos 😤/ Daddy?

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Daddy? :

bro....

honeybuns🫤 :

wut

Daddy? :

come to class dummy

and bring my fucking charger bitch

honeybuns🫤 :

No and fuck you

Save my seat 🙄

Daddy? :

too late someone took it already

I didn't try to save it either

honeybuns🫤 :

bitch

Now I gotta sit by randos

Nvm

Look at ur phone 😭😭

🚨Fine shyt 🚨

Daddy? :

you embarrassing me from afar😕

geeked as hell you don't even know his name 🤦🏻‍♂️

honeybuns🫤:

got his insta though😜

he asked if I wanna chill after class with his people

I said yes and you are coming too

Daddy? :

NO🤨

you always do this 😭

Fine but we smoking yo shit

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Constance {Connie} Springer

-insta @ conniesocool

- con🤣

Jean Kirstein

-insta @ jeanboy

-John 😁

Sasha Braus

-insta @ sashab

- Sasha 😘

Outfits :)

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"You got my charger honey?" Mico walked up to where Bunnie was sitting, packing her notebooks in her tote bag. "Don't call me that." Bunnie scrunches her face looking up at Mico, her longtime best friend, "I don't, it's in my room."

Mico leaned against the desk behind him crossing his arms, watching as she finished putting her stuff away. "Who are we meeting up with?" He spoke as she finished, both of them exiting the classroom.

"His name is Connie, I told him we'd meet him at the spot where his friends are because I wanna talk to the professor real quick."

"Also, we gotta stop at robotics classroom right now, I need to check something." Mico sighed running his hand through his hair. "Nerd." Bunnie smirks nudging him on his arm, "You've been working on that robot for months, I see grey hairs already."

Bunnie pulls out a single paper and walks up to the professor while Mico walks behind her.

"Y/n? You finished it already?" Professor Hange asked shockingly, "Yes I was hoping you could look it over and mark down whatever improvements I can do and all that jazz."

"I'm sure it'll be great, I'll email you later this week. Mico, how's the coding going." She looked at the boy standing sluggishly behind Bunnie. "Hange that shit sucks when I'm doing it and sucks when I'm not doing it. I'm about to go check it right now to see if I can get it to download." (Authors note: I don't know shit about robotics or coding so google will be my best friend)

Hange chuckles leaning back in her chair, "I'm sure it'll be amazing. Alright I only have a few moments before my next class, see you guys later."

They waved bye and walk out the classroom talking about random stuff as they headed to the robotics room. Before Mico opened the door he looks at Bunnie, "Remember don't touch shit, and keep-"

"Yea yea yea keep my water away from your robots." Bunnie rolls her eyes playfully as they enter the room. Mico was very much a robotics goof. He has a real passion for robotics, engineering, coding, etc.

The late nights Mico would sleepover at Bunnie's dorm (his excuse, her bed is more comfy, real reason, that's his bestie) and stay up all night working on whatever codings he needed to get done while she would yap or sleep.

Bunnie watched as Mico walked over to a his recent project and typed a few things on the computer. He was very strict about the rules he has for the room. No food or drinks near the robo- well everything really. She looked at her phone after hearing it go off

conniesocool: heyyy you still coming?

y/nswrld: yuuhhh, just with my hb, we finna be there soon

conniesocool: ok, you got classes soon? we gonna get some food when you get here

y/nswrld: nah this was our only class today, we won't be long

"Alright, everything is downloading, ima see if one of the guys can check it out later. That shit finna take at least 6 hours." Mico said sending a quick text and typing back on the computer.

"When's the competition?" Bunnie ask slipping her phone in her pocket watching him finish up on the computer.

"End of the month, so like 15-20 more days." Mico answered taking a picture of the screen. He walked towards Bunnie as they left the classroom.

"Should I make another sign?" Bunnie joked at the first and last time she ever made a sign to show her support for Mico, he immediately shut that shit down since it said 'Go Daddy!'

"Hell no man, and if you do ima tell security to remove your small ass." He laughed as they walked, him mainly following Bunnie to wherever they were going.

"Why would you put go daddy, you got daddy issues fr."

She rolled her eyes, "You should really be thanking me because I was the only loud one there and cheering for your team."

"Shuddddduup."

"Next time I'll bring tomatoes."

"I'll actually catch a charge if you throw tomatoes at my work."

"Yea wha-ohh look that's him." Bunnie hits his arm softly when she saw Connie sitting on the table with two other people, one guy and a girl. Connie noticed Bunnie and smirked, holding his hand up. The both of them approach the table, "Hey." Bunnie says to Connie with a small smile.

"Hey mami." He smiles hopping off the table, "Guys this is Y/N or Bunnie, she prefers to be called and her friend..."

"Mico." Mico finished hearing Connie linger off. "Bunnie, Mico, this is Jean, and Sasha, one is my favorite person in the world and the other is an absolute pain in my ass." Connie laughed.

"I fucking love your hair." Sasha said smiling, "and I'm obviously his favorite person."

"Thank you, your fit is cool shit too." Bunnie smiles, "I've seen you before." Jean comments looking at Mico.

"Yea? Lemme guess, in your mom's phone. " Mico jokes. Bunnie and Sasha laughs while Connie goes on to be an instigator. "Nah I'm kidding," Mico chuckles. "Yeaaa you better be." Jean sends a harmless glare his way.

"I'm still curious where you think you know my friend from." Bunnie asked raising a brow, "you got other friends I don't know about?" She looked at Mico.

"Now you know damn wel-"

"You do computer science?" Jean interrupted asking Mico, "nahh close, robotics but it kinda dabbles in to all of that." Mico answered swaying side to side.

"You know Armin? He's in one of those classes." Jean replied watching him.

"Honestly, no, though I will say I heard of him. I know he comes down to help with the coding for other teams but I pretty much do that stuff for my team so." Mico said.

"Blah blah Let's go get some food, my stomach is so empty." Sasha groans dramatically slumping her body on jeans side. "Sasha you're just big." Connie snickered as the three grabbed their stuff.

"Where are we eating at?" Mico asked following them, "The best pizza place ever, I'll drive." Jean turned his head to look at the two. Bunnie shrugged and followed suit, Mico right beside her.

"Yo?" Sasha answered her ringing phone, "yea we heading there right now...... You know what I want, stop playing dumb.....mkayyy bye see you sexy."

"Annie said they are waiting for us and to hurry up." Sasha announced while they wait for Jean to open his car door.

"There's more people? I should've smoked first." Bunnie sighed. "No way you smoke?" Connie asked looking at her as they got in the car. Jean and Connie in the front and Sasha, Bunnie, and Mico in the back. "Not often." Bunnie responds as she leans on Mico's shoulder

"Your fucking lying." Mico snorts knowing she smokes a lot. It's not too much but it's definitely often. "I'll kill you, and kiss you after shut up." Bunnie pinches his arm.

Mico winces at the kiss part, ew, "I'd probably die twice."

"Anyways, yea we smoke, I actually have a few blunts rolled up in my dorm waiting for me." She smiled remembering. "For me too." Mico adds nodding his head as well causing Bunnie to roll her eyes.

"You guys should come to this kick back later on today. I can text you." Sasha says from beside Bunnie. "Who's all gonna be there and whats your number?" Bunnie pulls out her phone.

New contact: Sasha 😘

"It's just gonna be a few friends of all of us. And a few of their friends. The people you are about to meet are gonna be there. They're all chill people." Connie answers while changing the song that was playing.

"I should make a group chat." Sasha thinks before making the group chat of her Connie, Jean and Bunnie. Bunnie adds Mico to the chat.

New contacts: Con🤣, John😁

"We are here at last." Jean says parking his car and turning it off, "be prepared to be mind blown from this pizza."

"I'm holding you to it, I don't play about my pizza." Mico says.

"Okay dominos." Bunnie teased as everyone laughed softly.

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Bertolt Hoover -insta @ berthoov -beehive 🍯

Anne Leonhardt -insta @ notann1e - Annie🛸

Ymir Hoover -insta @ y.mir.y -ymir 🎭

- Reiner Braun -insta @ Reiner25 -big boy 🫡

Historia Reiss -insta @ historiaxo -historia 🧸

(Pls ik I spelt Big Macs name wrong, not too much on me & also ymir and boogywoogy are siblings)

"Hey over here." Annie yelled as she seen Sasha, Connie, Jean, and two new people. The group made their way to the booth. "Hey girl." Sasha said giving Annie a hug then sitting down. "New people?" Ymir commented sounding closed off.

"Cool people, this is Bunnie and Mico." Connie said sitting down next to sasha. "Hey." Bunnie says, "Whats up bear." Mico says giving him a handshake, "Mico, good to see you." Bear smiled.

Everyone takes their seats, "I see you know bertolt already." Jean says, "that's his sister ymir, then Reiner and Annie."

"Historia should be here soon too." Ymir speaks putting her phone down. "How do you guys know each other though." She looks at Bear and Mico.

"Music class." They both say at the same time then look at each other and laugh. "He's crazy on the bass too." Bear adds. "Ahhh not too much on me." Mico leans back into the chair shaking his head, "I haven't been playing lately."

"What about you, what do you do?" Ymir looks at Bunnie. "Film and screenwriting."

"Ohh you make movies?" Sasha asked her eyes widening. "Soon, right now we are just going through scripting and shit. But we do have a short film assignment coming up." (Authors note: I don't know anything about what they do in those classes so please😅)

"Let us act for you." Connie says. "It's you signing us up for shit." Jean rolls his eyes with a smile.

"Bunnie does that to me all that time," Mico laughs. "I'd be down, the camera loves me." Ymir smirks leaning forward. "Yea no me too, just no crazy shit." Reiner agrees.

"Bet, I'll keep that in mind. You guys got insta?" Bunnie asked. They 4 of them nodded and they swapped instagrams.

New followers: @ berthoov, notann1e, reiner25, y.mir.y

"I only follow back my girl, so I won't follow back if you don't mind that." Ymir tells Mico and Bunnie.

"Need that." Bunnie sighs leaning her head on her hand, "I wish someone would do that for me."

"I can." Connie smirks, "boy I can tell by your page itself you're a whore, no offense." Bunnie and some others laugh.

"You'd be surprised how many bitches try to come up to me thinking I'm fucking with him, that shit is actually disgusting. He's like my twin for real." Sasha laughs.

"Hey guys sorry I'm late." A blonde girl comes up to the table and sits by ymir, "oh hi?" She looks at Bunnie and Mico.

"Hey baby, you're all good." Ymir says wrapping her arm around her waist.

"That's Ymir's girlfriend, Historia. Historia, Mico and Bunnie." Bear says. "Hi, your outfit is so pretty." Bunnie says with a smile.

"Thanks, I like yours too." Historia smiles back and her and Mico.

"The FOOD, finally." Sasha exclaims excitedly. The waitress brings 3 pizzas, 2 pastas, a bowl of deep dish pasta, and a plate of wings and fries. "Looks like I came just in time." Historia smiles.

"This looks good as fuck." Mico looks at Jean, "told ya."

Everyone begins to eat and talk occasionally. Sasha was too busy stuffing her face alongside Connie.

"Dayum girl you can eat for real." Bunnie laughs taking another bite.

"The best way to her heart is food." Jean shrugs as he eats is own plate of food.

"This pizza is so good." Mico groans taking another bite. They continue to eat and talk amongst each other.

*******

"Which side of the dorms you guys stay at?" Jean asked as Mico closed the back door.

"East but towards the back." Bunnie answered leaning her head back as she sat in the middle. "I'm in that area too, we should chill sometimes." Sasha told her then proceeded to drink her soda she got from the pizza place.

"Come over now, we can smoke." Bunnie shrugged. Jean pulled out the parking lot and headed towards the dormitory.

"I'll drop you guys off, I gotta go run some errands." Jean spoke as he turned the corner. "What kinda errands?" Connie questioned in a teasing way. "The kind that's not your damn business." Jean laughed softly. "Sounds like he about to go fuck." Mico commented and sasha snickered, "yea he definitely is."

"My problem is I'm nosey and wanna know who." Bunnie questioned curiously.

"Yea me too, you've been running 'errands' for like two weeks," Connie added poking his arm.

Jean rolled his eyes as he pulled into the east side dorms and drove slower towards the backside, "it's not either if you guy's business....and I never said that."

"I thought we was friends." Mico exclaimed jokingly.

"Bro we literally just met today." Jean laughed.

"Are you saying we aren't cool enough to be friends?" Bunnie raised a brow.

"Nah you guys definitely are," Jean laughed as his car came to a slow stop, "but get the fuck out, I got business to handle."

Connie dapped up Jean and Sasha slapped his head as they said bye. Bunnie and Mico waved bye and they all got out the car watching as he drove away faster.

"He's definitely on the way to go get his dick wet." Bunnie laughed before turning towards the entrance. The other followed suit, Mico walking faster to open the door.

"Thanks daddy." Bunnie winked at him playfully and Mico flinching externally, "please stop."

"Daddy is crazy." Connie said amused, "that's yo man?"

"Hell nah, I do not swing that way," Mico laughed. "Oh my gosh I would've never guessed." Sasha said shockingly, holding a small smile on her face.

"What can I say," Mico shrugged nonchalantly, "that's just me."

"Shut up Dominic." Bunnie snorts as she walks up the stairs, the others following behind.

"Y/n don't full name me." Mico scrunched his face at her.

They eventually make it to the floor Bunnies room is in, "my room may or may not be a mess so bew-"

"Girl open the damn door so I can go use the bathroom." Mico interrupts impatiently waiting. "I'll actually drag you down this hall." Bunnie glares at him while opening the door.

"It's not too bad." Sasha says as they walk inside, "my room is worse trust me, plus i love the decorations. And you don't have a roommate, lucky as fuck."

"Thank you thank you. And unfortunately, I do have a roommate, Mico like to come here all the time." Bunnie laughs taking off her boots.

Mico emerges from the bathroom and sits on the mini sofa, pulling out the ashtray from the small coffee table.

"Damn can I light it?" Bunnie dramatically asked sitting next to him.

"Nah remember what I said, I'm smoking your shit."

Connie and Sasha come sit down as well and Mico lights the blunt. "Music?" Mico asked as he takes a hit.

"Only if you play your newest song." Bunnie says tucking her feet under her.

"No, I need to fix it up still."

"I wanna hear it." Sasha says, "yea me too." Connie agrees.

"Fine." Mico said passing the blunt to Bunnie and pulls out his phone. He hooks it up to the speaker and plays his track.

Bunnie hits the blunt, inhaling the smoke for a few seconds and holding it in for a bit and watches as the smoke leaves her mouth, she takes a few more hits before ashing it and passing it off to sasha.

The music plays through the speaker starting with a soft bass and piano melody. Bunnie hums softly to the beat of the guitar stars playing.

"You play other instruments besides the bass?" Sasha asked passing the blunt to Connie. "I dabble in them but I know the bass more. Bunnie helps with some instruments too." Mico replies kicking his feet up on the coffee table.

"You should play it at this underground club called Edge. They have days where people can come up and sing or do whatever." Connie says blowing the smoke out.

"Bro tell me why we've been trying to go there, but we don't know where it's at." Bunnie shot up looking at Connie.

"Or you don't know the right people. We go there all the time." Connie smirked hitting the blunt once more and passing it back to Mico.

"Next time you go, take us." Bunnie eyeballed Connie as he blew the smoke out, sucking it back in through his nose, "sure."

"So you guys coming to the kickback?" Sasha questions, "also I am hungry, I'm gonna raid your mini fridge."

"It's probably empty, I haven't gone to get food this week." Bunnie says watching as sasha got up and opened the mini fridge, "and yea I guess we can slide. Help me pick out an outfit?"

"Hell yeah." Sasha says pulling out a popsicle and turning back to Bunnie. Mico passes the blunt to Bunnie before she gets up and walks to the side of the room where her clothes were, sasha following.

The boys watch as they look for clothes, making a mess on her bed. "Gosh finding an outfit is the worst, i might just wear sweats." Bunnie sighs handing the blunt to Sasha, "wipe your lips so you don't get my blunt wet."

Sasha did so, taking the blunt and hitting it a few times, "all of your clothes are cute as fuck, we need to go shopping together."

"When I do go shopping, most of the shirts are Mico's. Maybe some pants too." Bunnie admitted, "but I would love to go."

"YOU SHOULD WEAR THIS." Sasha exclaims pulling out a short ass skirt, Bunnie laughed, "Fuck no, I get cold too quick."

"Lying ass." Mico walked up to take the blunt from Sasha.

"Bitch fuck you," Bunnie muttered, "wait lemme wear those pants of yours I like."

"No." Mico flipped her off, "why not, you said I could." Bunnie pouted, "I have a good fit in mind."

"Because I never get my clothes back." Mico shrugged walking back to the couch. "You act like you don't know where my closet is you silly billy......please." Bunnie looks at him with pleading eyes.

"Fuck...fine." Mico shakes his head leaning back into the couch, continuing his conversation with Connie.

"It's gonna be simple but I kinda wanna skate a bit." Bunnie turns back to sasha pulling out a tank top. "You should teach me how to skate, Eren never wants to teach me because I'm too clumsy." Sasha says, "but I've gotten better."

"Eren?" Bunnie asked as she starts putting her clothes away(shoving them back in the drawers) "you'll meet him if he's at the kickback." Sasha answers handing her clothes while she finishes her popsicle. "Okay. And sure, trust me I know how hard it seems at first, Mico hated teaching me how to skate." Bunnie softly laughs remembering those days.

"Ayo sasha, we should head back to get ready." Connie tells her.

"You're right, I'll see you soon and I'll text you the details." Sasha says.

"I'm walking with you, ima go with Mico to his dorm so i can steal his pants." Bunnie says grabbing the shirt and belt she's gonna wear.

"Right." Sasha nods.

Mico puts out the blunt and they all put on their shoes and grab their things. Bunnie locks her dorm after everyone leaves. "We can walk y'all to your dorms, my dorm is the furthest." Mico says placing his hands in his front pockets.

"Which side are you on?" Sasha asked as she walks next to Connie who slings his arm over her shoulders. "West mid area." Mico simply says.

"I'm in the front of the east and Connie is front on the north side." Sasha replies.

"Damn bro you across campus basically."Connie laughs as they walked down the stairs.

"I see why his bitches think you are a couple." Bunnie chuckles holding in the railing. "Ew please don't say that." Sasha cringes pushing his arm off her.

They continue to walk to Sasha's dorm, "bye I'll see you later." Bunnie hugs sasha before she goes inside. "Bye Bunnie, we're gonna have so much fun. Bye Mico, see you soon Connie." She says before disappearing into her dorm.

"One down, one more to go." Bunnie comments as they walk towards Connie's dorm. Connie opens the building to exit the east side premises. Mico and Connie continue their conversation while Bunnie zones out walking next to Mico.

"You good honey?" Mico asked before groaning after receiving a slap in his ribs by her. "Stop calling me that."

"Fuck you honey buns." He spits out rubbing his rib. Connie laughs, "whats wrong with it?"

"He's been calling me that since the first time he watched me kill a while pack of honeybuns the first time we got high." She rolls her eyes, "and he knows I hate that nickname."

"You call me daddy knowing I don't like that shit either." Mico points out.

"How long y'all knew each other?" Connie asked looking between the both of them.

"Our parents are high school friends." Bunnie answers as they crossed the street to enter the north side dormitories. "Damn that's a long ass time. I knew sasha the longest, since like middle school. Everyone else you guys are gonna meet either highschool or from here." Connie responds walking a bit faster to hold open the door.

They walk down the hallway straight to Connie's dorm. "Right in the front." Connie says as they approach his door hearing faint sounds coming from inside.

"Seems like I was right, he is fucking." Connie shakes his head at his roommate Jean.

"Damn," Bunnie's eyes widen, "DAMN." She says louder hearing the banging go louder and faster. Mico laughs and looks at Connie, "how do you do it."

"Very loud music." Connie says before banging on the door to let Jean know he's coming in. The sounds stop shortly and another door slams closed. "coast is clear, see y'all soon." Connie said opening his room door.

"Tell Jean I need that." Bunnie jokes before Connie shakes his head no and closes his door.

"You know what you gonna wear?" Bunnie asked Mico as they exited the building and headed towards the west side dormitories.

"Kinda, you nervous?" Mico looks down at Bunnie.

"A bit but so far they all seem chill, whats the worst that can happen?" Bunnie smiles softly at Mico.

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Chapter 2:

[fizziedoodle]

dating sasha

[cyb3r-m4ra]

This is the most random thing to have as a first post but I need someone to make a fic of Aot x reader where it's based off of the show Love Island.

HEAR ME OUT!!!

[slutsukio]

study date. (bf!armin x blk!femreader)

in the heart of academia, where the fragrance of knowledge lingered, you and armin ventured into the sacred realm of the campus' library, bright and early─ 5 o'clock in the morning to be precise. the atmosphere was charged with the palpable anticipation of impending final exams, a collective buzz of students immersed in the rigors of preparations for a plethora of upcoming tests. amidst this sea of focused scholars your eyes met a diverse array of individuals engrossed in their respective studies.

the daunting task that loomed before you and armin was the mastery of ASL by the approaching monday. while both of you possessed a foundational understanding of the basics ─ the fluid conversations, the nuanced expressions, and the art of signing in tandem with spoke words ─the nerve-wracking reality emerged from the knowledge that seven seasoned and professional sign language interpreters would scrutinize your skills and presentations.

in the light of this challenge, the hours unfolded as a crucible of dedication and meticulous practice. each minute, you and armin delved deeper into the intricacies of ASL, refining your signs and perfecting the synchronicity of your expressions. the library, once merely a backdrop for academic exploration, transformed into a haven for the relentless pursuit of linguistic finesse.

as the hours progressed, the weight of the imminent presentation hung in the air, motivating both of you to strive for nothing short of perfection. the goal was clear ─ to deliver a flawless performance that would not only showcase your proficiency in ASL but also captivate the attention of those seven discerning interpreters.

the clock had barely struck noon when you and armin decided to take a respite from your intensive study session, finding a quiet alcove amidst the library's towering shelves. releasing a contented sigh that resonated with the weight of a momentary relaxation, you indulged in a luxuriously deep stretch, your body unwinding like a cast basking in the warmth of the sun.

as your muscles surrendered to the stretch, you shifted your gaze toward armin, a genuine smile playing upon your lips, a manifestation of the unspoken joy derived from the simplicity of the moment. with an appreciative glint in your eyes, you deliberately took in the details of his features─ the sun-kissed strands of his blonde hair, the depth of his cerulean eyes that held a multitude of stories, and the subtle allure of his soft pink lips.

observing the rosy hue that painted his cheeks in the aftermath of maintaining prolonged eyes contact, you couldn't help but notice the subtle yet undeniable impact it had on him; a silent exchange that lingered in the air like an unspoken connection. the shared laughter that followed echoes with the resonance of newfound understanding, a bridge of camaraderie spanning the distance between you. in the wake of this unspoken exchange, a question lingered on the tip on your tongue, and as you parted your lips, you felt the weight of curiosity intermingled with the delicate dance of unspoken words.

in the cocoon of that tranquil pause, you breached the subject of mutual aquaintances, "how's connie doing these days? i heard about what happened at the game, sasha told me, and i heard he popped his leg out of place. is he better?" the concern in your inquiry echoed through the air, a testament to the bonds that tethered your lives together and the genuine interest you held for the well-being of your friends.

armin released a heavy sigh, the weight of concern evident in the furrow of his brow and the weariness that seemed to settle on his shoulders, prompting him to scoot his chair closer to the table, running his fingers through his silky hair, he began to unravel the table of a recent mishap, unfolding a narrative of injury that went far beyond a mere inconvenience.

"the doctor had to pop it back in place," armin disclosed, his voice carrying the echo of empathy for connie, "and he has to walk with crutches for the next three weeks." the gravity of the situation hung in the air, casting a somber shadow over the room. armin, who continued to relay the complete picture, continued, "then, on top of all that stuff, he has to do physical therapy before he can even entertain the thought of being back on the field."

as armin shared this intricate web of challenges and setbacks, you couldn't contain the spontaneous "damn," that slipped through the air like an unintentional sigh. this unexpected outburst, accompanied by a chuckle that escaped your lips, lingered in the atmosphere, a momentary lapse in the gravity of armin's narrative that perhaps wasn't needed at that exact juncture. realizing the time of your reaction, you quickly offered a sheepish apology, "sorry." the word woven with a sincerity but also a half-assed awkward laugh, seeking to mend the delicate fabric of the conversation.

in response, a soft smirk danced onto armin's face, a subtle acknowledgement that, despite the seriousness of the shared tales, your momentary lapse had added a touch of unexpected levity to the exchange. "well, boohoo for him," you continued, your voice taking on a playfully dismissive tone as you sought to downplay the weight of armin's challenges. "like i always say, it aint none of my business-" your sentence hung in the air, poised to continue, but before you could add another layer to your commentary, a sassy ahem cut through the air, the unmistakable sound of the librarian's disapproval punctuating the moment with a touch of stern interruption.

the librarian's gaze, sharp as the edge of a well-worn book, fell upon them— a silent warning echoing through the air and casting an almost tangible aura of disapproval. feeling the weight of that stern scutiny, you exchanged a perplexed look with armin, your eyes seeking answers within the depths of his expression. turning back to the librarian, a subtle ballet of facial expressions unfolded— your eyebrows knit together in a quizzical fashion, followed by a dismissive eyeroll that conveyed a mix of frustration and nonchalance. with a dismissive shake of your head, you refocused your attention on armin, seamlessly resuming your conversation with him despite the looming disapproval.

undeterred by your nonchalant disregard, the librarian, an imposing figure draped in an air of authority, advanced toward your secluded corner. her disapproving gaze now took on a vocal form as she delivered a speech about the perceived disrespect you two were displaying, disrupting the studious ambiance for other diligent students. despite your strategic position tucked away from the prying ears of your fellow scholars, the librarian seemed determined to voice her disapproval.

as she embarked on her lecture, you prepared a retort, ready to stand your ground against the unjust accusation. "first and foremost-" you began, a spark of defiance in your eyes. however, armin, ever the voice of reason, interjected, offering a sincere apology in a bid to diffuse the escalating tension and avoid further trouble.

the librarian, though not entirely convinced, graced you both with a half-hearted smile before waddling away, a symbolic retreat but with lingering scrutiny, watching over you like a vigilant dog guarding its territory. seizing the momentary reprieve, you kicked armin's leg, a clandestine exchange in the aftermath of the librarian's watchful gaze.

in the tense silence, you dared to challenge the silence. you signed to armin, "that strict bitch got me fucked up." your fingers moving with precision. armin cracked a smile, and a soft laugh, before it was contained with his serious face— which he could not hold. a daring comment on the librarian's serious countenance elicited the first whispers of shared laughter.

armin, his expressive hands translating his thoughts into graceful features, embarked on signing soliloquy, articulating the depth of your disdain towards the librarian and how he found it both audacious and amusing. even as he chastised you for the audacity of your words— well in this case, signs, —a subtle symphony of amusement played on his lips, manifesting as a soft chuckle that gracefully danced through the air with each sign, weaving together the threads of his disapproval and shared amusement.

your frustration bubbled over as you signed back to him, a clear expression of discontent etched across your face, "i don't care how mean it is, she should've waddled her saggy-titty ass over to those kids over there who're munching so loudly you can hear it from a mile away." the intensity of your annoyance was palpable, yet a paradoxical twist of humor tugged at the corners of your lips as your fingers signed your frustration.

in the midst of your evident frustration, a peculiar phenomenon unfolded – laughter, like an unexpected gust of wind, swept through the solemnity of the moment. the dichotomy between your exasperation and the absurdity of the situation struck a chord, and an involuntary laugh escaped your lips. this unexpected release triggered a domino effect onto armin, who, caught in the whirlwind of conflicting emotions, joined you in a symphony of laughter.

hands instinctively rose to cover faces and mouths, desperately attempting to stifle the burgeoning laughter, but it proved futile. laughter, contagious and unrestrained, echoed through the air like a rebellious melody. in the shared absurdity of the moment, you and armin found yourselves caught in a loop of hilarity, your attempts to quell the laughter only intensifying its persistence. the library, a bastion of silence, momentarily surrendered to the raucous symphony of mirth you both unwittingly orchestrated.

as the librarian, her patience threads worn thin, strode over to our secluded corner, the air in the library seemed to tense, much like the yellowed pages of a time-worn volume about to surrender to the weight of ages. with a demeanor as stern as the rigid silence she enforced, she brought her presence to bear on our animated study session. in a moment, akin to the snap of an old volume's spine yielding to the passage of countless readings, her restraint unraveled.

the second warning followed swiftly, a non-negotiable decree delivered with the eloquence of a stern flick of her fingers. it marked the abrupt end of our scholarly haven, and you and armin found yourselves unceremoniously expelled from the temple of quiet learning. the librarian, a harbinger of order in this sanctuary of knowledge, insisted on our immediate departure, scolding us for the transgression of laughter in her sacred space of silence.

as we gathered our belongings, a ripple of amusement still clinging to our senses, you and armin exchanged glances. you, sprawled on the floor in a fit of uncontrollable laughter, and armin, tears streaming down his face from the unexpected hilarity of the disrespectful moment, shared a moment of connection amidst the chaos. in that shared gaze, the laughter echoed louder than the librarian's reprimand, transcending the confines of the library's strict decorum and etching a memory of a rebellious, yet delightful, escape from the temple of silence.

beyond the weighty portals of the library, liberation unfolded with a saccharine taste, and the resonance of their laughter, akin to a clandestine elixir, cascaded through the echoing corridors. in the shadowy recesses, you and armin, you guys' backs pressed against the frigid walls, imbibed the bitter-sweet irony of their ejection from the sanctum of silence. the solemnity of scholarly pursuit clashed harmoniously with the exuberant and indomitable spirit of youth.

"perhaps," armin mused, his voice a thoughtful cadence, "we might find solace in a locale less draconian in its demand for silence." he delicately wiped away the remnants of laughter-induced tears, exhaling a deep sigh that metamorphosed into an affable smile, a blend of mirth and contemplation.

in response, you, still caught in the remnants of amusement, nodded with a grace that echoed understanding. "a haven where the librarian of knowledge not only tolerates but appreciates the symphony of humor might be our refuge." a melodic chuckle escaped your lips, harmonizing with the lingering echoes of laughter, as you embarked on a leisurely stroll down the corridor, transforming the expulsion from the library into a vibrant and enlightening chapter in your unconventional yet knowledge-filled study session.

❁ suki speaking — fun study session with armin, followed with lots of laughter and scolding!! this was fun to write ngl. the longest oneshot i ever wrote. ts was 2k words, hell. this was meant for neso + all the armin fanboys / fangirls, and his ass better ready every one of these 2,017 words. ok byee guys, im gna go work on my ocs now :3.

[blondieeu]

love letter. constance “connie” s.

“dear diary, i met a boy today. he said his name is constance but his friends call him connie. really cute nice swag kinda tall, he told me that he hoop but he don’t look like he play ball!”

connie falls in love with you the day he sees you at the park.

it be a hot summer day, the middle of july actually. one of the hottest days of the week and connie decides to go out and play ball with jean, onyankopon, eren and a couple of the other boys.

they play a couple games, everyone in their wife beaters, the white nike compression shirt he wore damp with sweat with still a couple more games left to play and people start to sit around them, it’s what normally happened when you played in parks.

but connie couldn’t even play the game anymore after he noticed you, so pretty sitting on that bench with your friend. your hair was pulled into a low ponytail and you wore these ridiculous big golden hoops.

“connie cmon lock in you could’ve got that!”

“my fault bro”

for the rest of the game, every time he made a shot he couldn’t help but turn around a wink at you or point to you, like he was dedicating it to you. how could he not when he caught the sweet smile that would spread into your face after?

after the game is over, he drinks some water and comes over to you with a smile on his face and good intentions ready to sweet talk his way into your phone, also being internally thankful he went to get a line up the day before.

more tattoos threatened to spill from the cover of his compression shirt and a pretty golden chain laid against his collarbones, studded earrings decorated the males ear.

“i like to hoop sometimes as you ladies can see, ya’feel me, but id like to get to know yall more.. specifically you,”

and then he’d flash you an overly charming smile when you pulled out your baby pink colored phone and began setting up a new contact. connie stuffed his hands in his basketball shorts pockets, a little sheepish and giddy you agreed.

“you’re cute..?”

“connie. my names constance but everybody that kno’ me calls me connie”

“you’re a real cutie connie, don’t ruin that”

“so you like me too?”

“i’ll see you later connie”

he can’t get you out of his head for weeks after that.

blondieeu xx

[novistarplanet]

How the aot girlies wear their acrylic

A/n so like im a beginner nail tech and i thought this was fun to do🤭 i got the idea from @ohayopoko

Mikasa

- she will most definitely wear a nice classy ombre set I dont really see her stepping out of her comfort zone and doing any other colors

- she doesn’t like charms :( at MOST she would get like a Dior nail foil

- I dont really see her getting acrylics like that i feel like she would only get them on special occasions🤷🏽‍♀️

- i dont see her going to a nail tech she walks straight into a nail shop

6/10

Historia

-i most definitely feel like historia would go ALL out

-She makes getting her nails done into a event and like period cant really hate on her

-gets her nails done frequently halloween? she already booked her appointment! Christmas? She already got the inpso pic!

-Most definitely have a private nail tech she drags ymir each time she goes(even tho that btch dont get nothin😒)

- also gets nail art

-BUT i could also see her with a short classy french tip set yk this girl got a whole town to run🤭💅🏾

10/10

Ymir

-if your looking at a blank image yea she doesnt get her nails done

-Theirs no point😭 she doesnt get the point spending money on powder and plastic only for it to popped off in the next 2 weeks

-doesnt even get painted😟

-dont even take care of her nails

-has hang nails

-SHES A NAIL BITER TOO.

(cues SpongeBob scream)

1/10

Girl do better.

Sasha

-she rocks both long and short but i put long up there

-Shes the type of client who has food and dirt under their nails😷

-Ew

-but minus her eating she takes really good of her nails

-and also tips well :)

8/10

BONUS

Mama Carla

-Say what you want about her! but she slays!!!

-doesnt let her age stop her and she gets nice nail sets

-not to long or short appropriate

-she still gotta get on eren🙄

10/10

i couldn’t resist.😭

EREN

-Now yall know eren would come and get this

-he loves coming with he’s mama to the nail shop

-even INSISTS he get hes feet done too

7/10

[yallfavblkgirl]

𝐑𝐎𝐀𝐃 𝐓𝐑𝐈𝐏®, 𝐜𝗼𝐧𝐧𝐢𝐞𝐱𝐛𝐥𝐚𝐜𝐤𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐝𝐞𝐫!

𝐬𝐮𝗺𝗺𝐚𝐫𝐲 ➜ you, connie, jean, and sasha go on a road trip but the drive is longer than expected and connie can’t stop himself from touching you.

𝐰𝐚𝐫𝐧𝐢𝐧𝐠 ➜ neck kissing, jerking off, smoking while driving, and nipple play. i’m sorry if i missed anything!!

road trip~ you were in the backseat with connie, jean and sasha sat in the front. “jean! how long do we have until we get there?” sasha whined as she passed the blunt to you. connie pulled the blanket over you guys, “DAMN! JEAN CAN YOU TURNED THE AIR OFF?!” connie yelled as you almost choked on the smoke from laughing.

“CAN YALL SHUT THE HELL UP?! FINNA TURN THIS WHOLE CAR AROUND!” jean yelled and the whole car went silent, he turned off the air conditioning and focused back on the road. “thank you jean.” you said and connie start laughing as he grabbed the blunt from between your fingers.

jean pulled into the gas station, him and sasha went into the gas station as you and connie stayed in the car. connie looked at you as he put his hands on your waist, “tryna do a little quickie?” connie asked you with a smirk, “boy no, this is jean’s car.” you laughed. connie pulled you closer to him and started kissing your neck, you let out soft moans as you held connie head down to deep the kisses on your neck.

connie hands trailed up your shirt, you didn’t have a bra on so it was easy access. connie immediately started playing with your nipples, making you moan even louder, “con baby you gotta st-mmm.” you couldn’t even get done with your sentence without moaning.

then you heard sasha yelling from inside the car so you immediately pushed connie away from you and moved back to the another of the car. you heard jean open the car door on the passenger side, “my lord! we almost spent 100$ in the gas station because of this bitch.” jean said as sasha had 5 different bags in her hands. “jean! who you callin a bitch cuz the last time i checked you were getting pegged by mikasa.” sasha said, jean looked at her with a flustered look.

you and connie looked at each other before you two bust out laughing.  “JEAN YOU GOT FUCKED BY MIKASA!?” connie laughed, “me personally jean i would not let her do me like that but that’s just me.” you joked making connie laugh harder.

some time after, connie was sleeping and you were just listening to brent faiyaz that was playing in the car. sasha fell asleep after eating all that food and jean had airpods in so he could hear his podcast. “baby,” connie tapped on you and you turned your body towards him, “i thought you were sleeping.” you whispered to him and connie smirked at you.

“you can’t sleep, you all over my mind diosa (goddess).” connie said and grabbed your hand. “can i?” connie asked you and you just nodded because you were so caught up in the moment and you wanted connie just as bad. connie put her hand down his pants so you started stroking his dick, you rubbed his tip causing him to moan. “mmm you so beautiful ma.” connie moaned out as you continue to rubbing. you started rubbing faster, “i’m finna cum.” connie told you and you smirked, “i want you to cum on my hand.” you whispered to connie.

you ended up having connie’s cum all over your hand, you brought your hand to your mouth and licked the cum off your hand. connie started breathing heavily, “damn.” connie breathed out and you got on his lap and you two started kissing. jean looked in the review mirror and saw you two making out, “nasty bitches.” he whispered to himself.

𝐑𝐎𝐀𝐃 𝐓𝐑𝐈𝐏, y’all i’m working on a bunch of stuff for y’all but mainly i’ve been working on more anime stuff. 🤭

[luvrrgirl444]

chapter 24: so girlhood

IRL, INSTAGRAM!

*planetyn had just started a live!

‘GRWMMMM’

“hiiii y’all!” you greeted your supporters as they started to enter the live.

you were just about to get ready when you realized you hadn’t done a grwm livestream in a while. so, you decided to do one.

hannabae: HEYYY PRETTY

se7en: MOTHERS BACK

user999: GIRL WE MISSED U

“oh my god, i missed you guys too! how are you?”

user2: GOODDDDDDD

se7en: WE GUCCI WBU

“i’m good!” you said, putting on your headband and pushing strands of hair away from your face. “so. i’m getting ready right now because me and the gang are going out.” you paused. “and we might or might not film a video.” you playfully bit your finger. “wink wink.”

santanalvr: WE GETTIN A BIG CHEESE VIDEO HELL YEAHHHHH

“hey! now, i didn’t say all that.” you looked around, suspiciously. “anyways! let’s get into this beat!”

you had already moisturized your face earlier, so you started with primer. you applied the sticky product onto your skin and rubbed it in.

therealnai2: where ur man at queen

user00: omg why’d i forget the brits were in nyc

you looked at the comment and laughed. “the brits is crazy work,” you started to brush your eyebrows and lightly fill them in. “eren and brit gang are at their hotel right now. literally everyone’s getting ready right now.”

therealnai2: OH PERIODDDDD

hannabae: girl what song is in the background omg

“all i want is you by miguel and j cole. i love this song so bad y’all.” you held the makeup brush to your lips and started to sing the lyrics.

kimberlyyyy: CUS THEY DONT SMILE

yummyymir: she think she ymir omgg ijbol

conman69: brah stfu 😭😭😭😭

“CONNIE. get the fuck out my live right now bitch.” you rolled your eyes and fake punched the camera. “that’s for you hoe!”

you held up two foundations to the camera. “which one should i use today y’all?” you asked your supporters. majority said charlotte tilbury, so you opened the bottle and applied a generous amount onto your face. blending the product in afterwards.

your bedroom door suddenly opened and sasha’s head peeked through. “y/n, can i use your setting spray? pleaseeee,” she pleaded. you jokingly rolled your eyes and beckoned her to come in.

sasha then came into the camera and smiled. “heyyyy live!”

hannabae: HEYYY SASHA BAE

bbycakes: DIDNT U BUY HER ONE FOR HER BDAY IJBOL 😭😭

“BRO, I DID! i swear she drinks that shit.” you said, handing her the bottle of setting spray. sasha laughed. “i don’t! i just use alot! i need my shit to stay all day.”

user00: okay thats real

“thank you user00!”

since sasha was done with her makeup and she already had her outfit picked, she decided to stay in your room. she plugged in the straightener that was hidden in one of your vanity drawers. she began to straighten her hair, while you did your makeup.

therealnai2: this is so girlhood

user00: I love yall so bad omg

15 minutes later..

“makeup and hair is done guys! are we serving or what?” you and sasha posed for the camera, showing off your makeup and hair.

“oh we ate!” sasha said, biting her finger.

user007: y’all are GIVINGGGG

yummyymir: girlies ate downnnn

hannabae: MOTHERS OH MYYYYY

user29: i wish i was Eren and mikasa

you and sasha giggled and thanked your supporters for the compliments. “i think we’re gonna end the live here. thank you all for chatting with us, bye bye!!!!”

“make good choices!” sasha shouted before the live ended.

*planetyn has ended the live!

🫧

- #THEONLYBESTIESEVER

- giving yall another one to make up for the 4 months..

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[materialgworlas]

Unhinged screenshots without context: AOT Edition

Was looking back at my old posts laughing my ass off cuz im so damn funny n thought I'd share my favourite ones

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