#sara reacts

[remember-the-fanfics]

Earthborn (Hazbin Hotel Reader Insert)

Oh geez this made me realize I have religious trama while writing this.

Spoilers if you haven't actually watched hazbin hotel.

Also apparently the characters are taalll. Minus Niffty

Just test on how I'll write hazbin hotel so to be continued or not

"Go fuck yourself pompous prick!" (Y/n) yelled at Adam, their anger getting to them.

"Don't speak to me like that! You came from me!" He responded. "You are alive because I fucked-."

"Up, yeah I know. Being God's chosen people, Adam and Eve. Cast out after eating the apple, had two sons and one killed the other. Blah blah, I was raised in church." They told him. "And in a club in elementary school about the Bible so I know a bunch."

Charlie and Vaggie looked at each other in confusion, (Y/n) never talked about these parts of their past.

"Then why are you arguing with me?!"

"Because if you get to be here after getting banished from the garden by God himself then I see no reason why Sinners that want change themselves to get shouldn't." (Y/n) said staring at Adam with their arms crossed.

The Angels watching started to whisper to themselves.

"(Y/n), you know why you are here." Said Sara. "Please do not get involved with the next issue until we get to that."

(Y/n) looked way up to where Sara and Emily were seated. "Very well, apologizes I just wanted to get that out of the way." They bowed while speaking before standing straight. "...This is probably has to do in how I've been in hell?"

"Yes, (Y/n) (Middle Name) (L/n), you are still earthborn, not yet a sinner or a winner, have been in hell for just less than a year. How did you get there?"

Shocked faces across the room from everyone minus (Y/n), who looked uncomfortable with being called their full name.

"(Y/n) is that true?" Asked Charlie, surprised at the information. She knew (Y/n) didn't look like a sinner, kept a more humanoid look than most and was shorter than most of the people at the hotel.

"Yeah, I'm still human or well Earthborn as it was called. I didn't tell any of you since I didn't want you to worry." (Y/n) told Charlie look at her and Vaggie. "How did you even know?" They asked the Seraphim in charge. "I have an... okay disguise." Looking at themselves, with pointy ears,sharper teeth, and their eyes were not a normal color. They atleast didn't look human enough to question.

"We can tell by your soul. It still shows your the weight of your sins or what not. Not like I forget what one of my millions of too many great-grandchildren look like." Said Adam and with a grin and a snap of his fingers, (Y/n) felt the necklace they wore break in peices as the magic it held broke with it.

"I would rather be dead than be related to you, prick." (Y/n) said with deadpan look.

"It took awhile to realize you weren't just a weird sinner soul so we told Sara when we noticed all of you earlier." Said Lute, finally butting in before Adam could argue again.

"(Y/n) how did you get into hell?" Sara asked again, tried of this again.

"Not sure? Its kinda just a blank space between being on earth and then in hell." They answered with a shrug. "I found someone to help me somewhat look the part and then Vaggie found me while I was wondering around."

The earthborn was complete being too nonchalant with being in hell.

"Why didn't you tell anyone about not being from hell?" Asked Emily, earning a look from Sara.

"Well I mean at first for safety and then to keep anyone from worried about me? I'm kinda more... fragile compared to anyone else since demons and sinner have... an easier time getting up from a normal serious injury than I would." (Y/n) having to think of what they said before they actually saying it.

"I threw you off a building into a fight, how did you survive that?" Questioned Vaggie.

"Well Angel Dust caught me slash soften the fall and I mostly hide until Husk picked me up to leave."

"Why have you been helping Priness Charlie Morningstar with her project even when you are earthborn?" Asked Sara.

"Because it's a good cause? If I was a sinner I would want the hotel to be there to even give me a small chance to get into heaven even if you all don't believe in it. It's a humane way of handling the population down there. If redemption can happen to people while they are alive, why wouldn't it happen while they are dead and in hell? As along as they put in the effort to be good person, they should be a good person."

"If you know the words of the Bible why didn't you spread it down there?"

"Because being pushy to the wrong person could end me? And they really don't really think highly of you all. Plus for me if you heard how people like me would end up there for something out of their control, I would have trama with it."

"Why are you talking about it now if you have an issue with the Bible and God?" Questioned Adam.

"Oh, mostly because I'm pissed off. I don't have an issue with God, at all. It's people with opinions that wrote the book that got translated to many time with out checking by people who also had opinions. The Bible is.. fine. Heck, I didn't even knew there was a Lilith involved until Charlie told me."

(Y/n) sighed, taking a deep breath.

"What's gonna happen now? Are you going to kill me? Actual make me a sinner? Send me back making seem crazy or thinking this is all a weird dream until I actually die?" They asked. "Because if you send me back crazy, I'm gonna actually kill myself."

"No! Let's not do that, please." Pleded Emily to Sara, scared for (Y/n)'s safety.

"Of course, I wouldn't want you to do that." Said Sara.

"Because the Bible says it's a sin or because you actually don't want me too?" Questioned (Y/n), they were tired of this.

"They could become an Exorcists, it would be funny." Said Adam, laughing at the thought of (Y/n) killing their friends.

"How many times do I have to tell you I would rather die than be anything associated with you?"

"You're soul has yet to be judged but you've seen more than any earthborn have seen in many decades. You could stay in heaven as Winner or angel. We could send you back to earth. Which would you want to do?"

"I want to continue to help Charlie see this though." Said (Y/n).

"Your soul would be damned forever, (Y/n) as a sinner. I would not let that happen to any earthborn in your place in good conscious."

"Then send me back as I am. When I die, wherever that may be judged me as I will be."

"(Y/n), you're too young for-."

"It's Hell, I know but it can be nice when you get use to it just like Earth. Please just let me help until I'm ready to go home."

"...Very well, I'll give you till a month time to sort this out for yourself."

Gives you enough time to help for get set for extermination.

[the-words-we-sung]

Girls being girls

[episims]

Sara "Do you want me to bring anything? Like, uhh, painkillers...?"

Irida "No worries, I don't think it's broken."

Sara "Candy? Lemonade? There's those vending machines."

Irida "Hmm... this bench is a little sombre to be alone at."

Sara "Say no more!"

Sara "...At least it's the tailbone and not uh... the skull..."

Sara "Okay, this might be the worst moment ever to ask. But I was planning to, and I might chicken if I don't-"

Irida "Oh. Switching to the tail doesn't usually hurt but with a tender bottom? I'd rather not try."

Sara "No, not—damn, people really ask you that??"

Irida *chuckles* "It tends to come up eventually. So, what is it?"

Sara "Well, we've been dating-"

Irida "We do."

Sara "-and I've told that to, like, everyone. I hope you don't mind?"

Irida "Not a secret, no."

Sara "Okay, good. But it's sometimes kinda awkward to keep referring to you as this absolutely gorgeous woman who for some reason goes out with me-"

Irida "You don't say that!"

Sara "I swear!! Anyway, I was just......... thinking......... wouldn't it be simpler to just say a girlfriend?"

Irida "Hmm... much simpler, yes."

Sara "But like, if you don't want that-"

Irida "I could get used to it. One condition, though."

Sara "Um, yeah?"

Irida "I can call you my girlfriend, too. Would save me from calling you my passionate lover, no?"

Sara "...Pfffft. You seriously don't."

Irida "What? It's accurate—"

Irida "Mmm . . . we could go to your place now?"

[morsesnotes]

Mr. Booth, my neighbor in Leamington, said he called you.

Endeavour | Muse

[stelmao]

i'm fine with how 2-1 ended but sometimes i kinda wish alice was one of the people who got low scores in chapter 2-1 so he got to personally participate in the final attraction.. like can u imagine him having to deal with everyone accusing reko of being a fake while he fully believed that she's his real sister and she's like only a few feet away from him... having to push/see his own sister getting pushed down towards the pit of spikes... i'm going insane

[dostyaak]

I HATE how the "Ranmaru-wanting-to-pu-Joe'sAI-On-Himself" thing ins't talked about in the game

Like, Ranmaru just straight up addmited "Oh by the way, I tried to GET RID OF MYSELF just so there's a chance of Sara liking me", and NOT A SINGLE SOUL said anything about it, not even SARA, she just listened and DIDN'T SAID ANYTHING??

SARA, SAY SOMETHING! ANYTHING! PLEASE!

[crimsonretainer]

"Oh lovely. And I was hoping to enjoy my time at the greenhouse today." Ferdinand up-turned his nose, tending to the Pale-Blue Flower Seeds he had retrieved from his last encounter with bandits. "I suppose the sight of you would make Forget-Me-Nots hide their petals."

"What in the world are you doing here, Hubert?"

The Marquis apparent stares down at the future Prime Minister, a look in his eyes that's oh so telling that he doesn't trust the man to avoid any of the decidedly poisonous plants he's been carefully cultivating for months on end without anyone accidentally ingesting its leaves. He says nothing, merely raising the coffee to his lips and talking one long singular gulp as a hand raises, an aura of purple light as if telling the boisterous man to tempt fate more than he already has.

"Unless you've forgotten Ferdinand von Aegir." Ah, it would seem he's feeling antagonistic to his fellow today, no matter when it was nothing more than a clearly rehearsed scheme to throw onlookers away from the secret dealings of Black Eagles beneath their crooked noses. "You are forbidden from the greenhouse after the incident with the leaves." It's there in the corner of his lips, a smirk that Dorothea has carefully drilled into him via acting lessons, a way for the spymaster to convey his amusement at the little games they play when the other houses get too close to the coop.

"As such, someone has to keep you from embracing your base instincts." A dark and ominous chuckle, a look in his eyes that suggests his words aren't as toxic as they seem. "Of course, you're welcome to amuse me."

[romeowho]

everyone else when fig winks: "what does that mean?"

riz: as you fucking should

[karaspal]

i frankly think jay should be more toxic, but that’s just me

[hearts401]

...yknow i just realized the implications of Kanna not telling Sou she never recieved the sacrifice card...

[ltlemon]

sara has some jonathan sims level I Need To Know This Guy's Deal-isms and im really liking it

[berryblu-ocs]

Ash: *half jokingly says something abt commiting arson*

Sara: i am going to kill him, hes *actually* going to be a ghost this time

*fast forward several months and shenanigans later*

Roy *driving a modified scooter down the street*hey bestieeeee wanna go set fireworks on the neighbours who hate homeless people?

Sara: omg yea!!!!

*rides off into the sunset*

Ash *somehow there* : ??????? so do you just hate me SPECIFICALLY?????

[francy-sketches]

Do you think Cregan and Jace are gonna bang in HOTD season 2

I’m gonna be honest I don’t think about them at all

[bunneechan]

i find it interesting when you play as Keiji around chapter 3, he reacts to Joe's death portrait in the gallery if you click it. he doesn't really say anything but a dialogue bubble still pops up anyway. meanwhile Megumi's death portrait is literally beside Joe's but if you click it nothing happens.

[cannibalismyuri]

im fucking losing it

[lesbianwyllravengard]

I love the power I have over your mutals/followers :)

I'm nothing but a puppet to you, am I