#sapnap x yn fluff

[kumezyzo]

i just saw a best moments video of george + nick getting haircuts in london recently. and i obviously had brainrot moments 😌

so enjoy! ......or dont :) m.list

before anything happens, bf!sapnap asks for you opinion during the consultation.

"yea, idk do what you want really.... but what do you think mama's?" (chat obviously went crazy, teased, and clowned him for calling you mama's)

like, imagine george asking your opinion on every little thing that the barber (?) does every five seconds.

"what do you think y/n?" as he shoves the camera in your face.

"literally nothings happened yet, leave me alone."

"what about now?"

"he hasnt even done one side yet 😭"

or when they talk about sapnap shaving his head.

"y/n, how do you feel about your boyfriend shaving his head?" george would ask like an interviewer, using his phone as a fake microphone.

"i would say, maybe dont?" you laugh nervously making eye contact with bf!sapnap through the mirror.

and that would spark a conversational topic between you and the barber(?).

"oh so you two are dating?" he would ask, motioning with the clippers between you and nick.

"oh, yea," you chuckle awkwardly.

"for how long?"

"about a year and a half," nick would answer, glancing to you through the mirror with a small smile.

and when the cut is over, he would be looking at himself through the mirror, rubbing at the beard. and almost at a comical speed, george would turn over to you and ask you what you though about it.

"yea, it looks good," you say, trying to get a better look at his face straight on.

"you sound like you dont like it," the hair dresser says as he also gets a better look at nicks face. "i know girlfriends dont usually like it when the moustace is more full but-"

"no no no, dont worry! it looks great," you tell him with a smile. "no, its just that i think all that matters is if he likes it."

"oh okay, good," he would say, smiling to nick through the mirror.

when bf!sapnap gets up from the chair, he goes to stand in front of you to get a better look.

"what do you think?"

"it looks really good," you smile, almost forgetting george was live streaming.

"thanks peaches," he would say softly before giving you a quick peck on the cheek.

yea.....didnt mean to make this a whole fic but here you go! also fr fr... hairdresser? barber? idk man help me 😭

i also wrote this in like... two seconds -Nony

[ador3him]

Wholesome relationship hcs? i feel like they would be super sweet in relationships but some of their only problems is that they kiss & tell alot and make jokes LOL

pairing: dream team x reader

requested? yass

authors note: sometimes we just need some good old fluff

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DREAM

- has a seat in his office for you, like fully a custom made desk chair with your name and fav colour.

- loves to play with your hair, he's terrible at it but he wants to learn incase you have a daughter.

- have you in his phone as 'lovebug' idk why it just seems like him.

- loves when you paint his nails and does his skincare.

- has a Polaroid wall of the two of you.

SAPNAP

- has a draw just for you in his bedroom. And a designated corner of his closet.

- let's you style his outfits or even gives you his credit card to pick out his clothes.

- keeps a picture of you in his wallet and shows everyone he meets.

- his alt twitter is basically a yn fan account.

'come join me as I play fnaf with yn!!'

- kept a box of all the different things from your relationship. First movie date? Kept the ticket. First flowers he gave you? He kept one and flattened it.

GEORGE

- encourages you to make a twitch to stream with you.

- when he finds out a hobby you like he makes sure to find out everything about it. For example, reading- he finds your favourite book and hunts down the author to sign it for you.

- loves to hold your hand whenever you're together.

- cheek kisses>>>

- let's you do his makeup with a lot of persuasion.

- has a folder in his notes app with your favourite things, clothing sizing and food orders at different places.

[vneuns]

— “KISSES ON STREAM” + Hcs

author's note(s): have this while i work on punz hs au ;P

cw warnings: light cursing, the word "porno" is used but i assure you this is all sfw

Dream

This white boy would probably be so flustered

Even though no one can see him

Everyone can just hear it in his voice

“So umm…”

And chat just makes it x10 worse by pointing out how his voice went up a few octaves after you left his room

“Chat shut the fuck up okay. Just shut up.”

And then that draws the attention of sapnap and george

“Ooooh Dream all worked up over a kiss from Y/nnnnn”

“I’m leaving.”

Then he leaves without another word and stays hauled up on the couch until you get home

George

“I’m leaving now.” You told him off camera pulling on your jacket

Pausing the game and making his face full screen but muting his mic he turned towards you

“Do you really have to go?”

Shaking your head you grabbed your keyes and purse from their spot on his desk before leaning forward and planting a small kiss on your lips

Immediately his cheeks heat up a rosy red color after realizing that everyone in his chat just saw that

When you go to leave he turns off his camera without a second thought and unmutues his mic

“Umm.. anyways-”

Sapnap

This man does not fucking care.

He would make out with you on stream if he could

And the second he starts getting the aw’s and ooh’s

He’s immediately shutting them all down.

“Chat shut up. I literally make out with your mom every fucking day.”

Quackity

He stopped letting you kiss him on stream after you attempted at pulling off his beanie

Karl

The kiss isn’t a quick peck or longer than a minute

But it’s long enough for him to get the message of he loves you across

When you pull away he gives you one last short smooch before allowing you to leave his presence

And then he acts like it never happened.

But everyone in chat are saying things like i wish that were me or where do i find myself a karl

And he’s just smiling because he knows he’s the lucky one

Wilbur

Gives no fucks.

Chat is completely non existent during this time

When it’s time for you to leave his office it takes a good 5 minutes just to get off his lap

His hands are on your waist squeezing and rubbing on the small part of your exposed skin while your backs to the stream

“Have everything you need?”

“I think so, but I'll be able to check when I'm allowed the privilege off your lap.”

“WIll you call me when you get there?”

You lean forward giving his a kiss on the nose

“Yes, I always do.”

And reluctantly he lets you go ignoring all of chats messages

“So are you guys done with your soft porno?”

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[dreamcatcherrs]

mcyts reaction to you flinching during an argument

TW; slight mention of abuse, angst

+ sad boi hours; open

++ for all of you angst lovers<3

song recommendation: start//end - EDEN

dream:

when he yelled something at you, wanting some sort of response from you and you didn’t give it to him, he grabbed you by your arm angrily and pulled you close to him.

you flinched away from him, turning your head away in reflex to what his next move might be.

he would immediately let go of you, taking a step back. he would just look at you, heart dropping at the fact that you thought he’d ever do something to hurt you in any way.

would feel disappointed with himself even days after the incident, and would even doubt if him being with you was a good thing at all, where you’d have to reassure him for him to eventually forget about it.

georgenotfound:

you and george were having a disagreement about something, keeping a close proximity to each other throughout the argument.

after having raised his voice, he would be lifting his hand to move hair out of his face. and that’s when you flinched, closing your eyes thightly.

george honestly wouldn’t know what to do. he’d just be standing there, stuck in place out of shock. eventually, he’d gently grab your hand, scared to touch your face in case you’d flinch again.

he’d talk to you about how he’d never hurt you, and asked if there was some deeper reason as to why you’d flinched so easily.

sapnap:

he would be so angry at himself, and would probably, before you could even stop him, storm out of the house to clear his mind and think about what he’d just done.

when he came back, he would hug you so hard, tears streaming down his face and repeating phrases like “I’m so sorry” and “I’d never hurt you”.

he’d make sure you knew just how much he loved you, and that you had no reason to ever flinch away from him again. cuddle sessions are a definite yes after an incident like this.

badboyhalo:

oh my god, when I tell you this mans’ heart would break into a million pieces-

he’d crush your body in his arms, coddling you so tightly to him whilst whispering sweet words into your ear. he would feel so crushed.

the poor guy would be crying😖

after that, he would try his best to avoid getting into arguments, or at least avoid ever raising his voice at you again.

technoblade:

would feel really hurt that you thought he’d hit you. lowkey a little disappointed about how you flinched so easily just by him raising his hand slightly, but would push the selfish thought aside and talk to you about it calmly, even though the action had really hurt him.

he wasn't a violent person, and he thought you knew that.

he doesn't want to send you down a guilt trip or anything, but he just feels so… lost? makes him doubt wether you trust him and he could think about it for literal weeks, because he’d have a hard time talking about it.

wilbur soot:

runs a hand over his face, wide eyes staring back at you in shock. it takes him a moment to realise that you had just flinched because of him. that you'd acted out in a way people who are scared do. he doesn't really know what to do at first - he doesn't want to cause more damage.

“y/n…” he trails off, lifting a hand slowly towards you, afraid that he’ll scare you away. the last thing he’d ever want is for you to be scared of him.

he cant just stand there, and he can tell that all you really need right now is some comfort, so he’ll just grab you and pull you right into his arms, apologising over and over again and assuring you that he'd never make you flinch again.

skeppy:

he would be really confused.

like, he would just be standing there with a confused expression on his face until you looked up at him again. 

“did you think I was going to hit you?”

his bottom lip would tremble, and his heart would just be pounding out of his chest.

he’d feel better once you comforted him and told him that you just flinch easily, but he would still think about it sometimes when he looked at you.

karl jacobs:

his eyes would widen, quickly trying to reach out and touch you, only realising that the reason you flinched was because you didn’t want him to touch you. because you’d felt a reason to lift your hands in front of you in defence.

instead he would clasp his hand over his mouth, feeling tears well up in his eyes. and just let out a sob.

and that’s when you quickly ran to comfort him, going down with him when he fell onto his knees.

would profusely be mumbling sorries between sobs. that moment would scar him for a long time ;-;

fundy:

would immediately take you into his arms. he pushed aside how much it hurt to know that you could ever be scared of him, because you came first.

lots of back rubbing and cheek kisses - he would be very worried that you flinched because someone had actually hit you before you eve met him or something along those lines.

would apologise for scaring you and wipe tears away from your cheeks if you were crying.

would have a long conversation with you about it afterwards.

quackity:

would back away from you.

he didn’t know what the fuck to do. if he should comfort you or back the hell away. so he chose the safest option, seeing as you had clearly shown a sign of defence.

you would kinda just look at each other for a while.

“I- did you just-” he would cut himself off trying to form the right sentence.

“baby, I wouldn't hit you. you know I wouldn't… right?”

punz:

like sapnap, he would take off, leaving you in confusion and hurt about how you had so easily reacted like that.

he wanted to be there for you, but he knew that he needed to clear his mind and think about what had just happened before he could do that. once he was outside, he would yell at the top of his lungs, letting out his pain through doing so.

when he entered again, he would start talking about how he was such a dick and should be more careful with the way he moves and that he wouldn't ever hurt you or anything like that.

would ramble on until you shut him up, assuring him that there was no reason to be angry or upset. it would definitely calm him down, but he wouldn't be able to sleep very well that night knowing that he had made you flinch so badly.

awesamdude:

sam is just very shocked. and confused… and generally feels a lot of emotions washing over him all at once. the anger was still there, but he could hold it back for a while if it meant being able to wipe that expression off your face.

with furrowed brows he gently cups your cheeks, relieved when you didn't try to pull away or anything like that. he wouldn't really talk directly about it right then, but rather comforts you. you are his number one priority right now.

“hey, hey, hey. it’s okay, I’m here.” and then just hugs you and lets you cry it out on his shoulder. will talk to you about it later and eventually resolve your previous argument. makes sure you never flinch at him again.

corpse husband:

corpse knows he can get pretty heated in arguments, but to make you flinch… he’d never seen that one coming, and honestly, it would hit him like a truck. he would stumble over is own words, hands clamming to you protectively, only to move away again as he realised the one who he had to protect you from was himself. 

would beat himself up about it a lot afterwards. like, he’d think about that look on your face and just space out, which you would notice of course cause his brows would knit together and he’d look so fucking sad. he’d just be scared to do it again.

eret:

it was the worst thing he'd ever witnessed. you can almost hear his heart crack right into two pieces. he’d just look at you with sad, bulging puppy eyes until you moved to look at him again with guilt dancing in your eyes once seeing his.

“y/n, I… I would never hit you.”

I feel like he could cry depending on how bad the argument had been, but overall he is just very very sad. wouldn't be able to hold back even if he was scared of making you flinch again, and would just hold you. until you were ready to talk about it, he’d be right there with his hands clinging onto you for dear life.

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[ficwriterwastakenalt]

Fan Behaviour

As they waited for the band to take the stage, Yn stood tapping her foot to some warm-up music. As the band made its way to the centre of the platform, Yn watched as a blonde older male walked onto the stage and said, "Now welcome the one and only Feral Boys." His voice echoed throughout the auditorium, making all the girls scream.

Yn rolled her eyes as her friend, a die-hard fan of the band, screamed and shook her, they had somehow secured two front-row tickets and backstage passes. Yn examined the five boys, who included two brown-haired guys, a blonde, and two black-haired males. 

The short black haired male sat behind a set of navy blue drums near the back of the stage,  still in view, the other black haired male stood to the left of the blonde with a baby blue quitar that had darker blue flames.

If Yn knew her quitars, which she did, one of the brown haired males stood on the right side of the blonde, holding a bright orange electric quitar with a sort of lava design, a Jackson SLX Soloist Electric Guitar. Yn glanced at the other brown haired male who stood behind a purple keyboard. Yn hated to admit it, but they were all pretty, especially the blonde in the middle holding a green mic.

He had a low-cut dark green shirt with a leather jacket over it and black ripped jeans, and his eyes were the prettiest blueish green with brown around the pupils. His blonde hair was long but didn't quite cover his eyes. He swiftly surveyed the audience with a huge smile showing off his pearly fangs, "hello ladies and of course gents," his voice rang out over the crowd, making them scream once again and having Yn roll her e/c eyes, something she had been doing a lot tonight.

"Well, because some of you are so excited, we're going to take this show on the road." Yn felt eyes on her and looked up to meet the blonde's gaze. "Isn't he so hot?" her friend exclaimed in her ear. Yn was confused  "Dream he's the blonde.".As the band began to play and the blonde -Dream began to sing, Yn nodded.

Yn wouldn't admit it out loud, but he was quite attractive.

Yn spent much of her time playing with her oversized hoodie and occasionally disappearing to the restroom, but she was really out back the building smoking (reminder: smoking is bad, it's just for the storyline, please don't start :(  ) Yn was sitting against the chilly brick wall behind the building, smoking, when the door opened, revealing the band.

"Bro, there was one girl in the crowd who was just so pretty," He said as Yn sat and listen them talk. Yn shrank farther into the wall as she recognised the voice of the lead singer, Dream. "Yeah, what did she look like," the male, later identified as Sapnap, said as he gave her a wink and then returned his attention to his best friend.

"She had h/c h/l hair and the prettiest e/c eyes, and she was dressed in an oversized black sweatshirt with grey jeans and platforms," Dream explained. "That the girl?" Sapnap elbowed Dream and motioned to Yn. Sapnap inquired, his tone cocky.

Yn pushed herself up the wall as she and Dream locked eyes. Yn dashed to the entrance and ran inside, looking for her friend "Aria!" "Yn what are you doing, we still have the backstage tickets," Yn ignored her friend and continued to pull her till she planted her feet firmly and ripped her wrist from Yn's grasp. "Dream said he had the hots for me," Yn whispered shouted, causing Aria to roll her blue eyes. "Sure he did, and I didn't sleep with your ex," Aria said. Yn's eyes glistened up with tears and she staggered away as Aria spoke. "W-what?" Yn mumbled.

Yn kept backing up till her back met someone's chest and arms wrapped around her. "Is there a problem here ladies?"  a british voice inquired from beside Yn, prompting Yn to turn to her side and see one of the band members, -George, or Gogy as the band called him.

"No, just a selfish bitch being selfish," Yn grumbled, glaring at Aria Yn shook her head, causing a couple tears to fall and splash on the floor and onto the arm of the person holding her. "Oh please, at least I'm not the one acting all innocent and shit grow.up.Yn,"  Yn shook free of the arms that had encircled her and marched over to Aria, smacking her across the face. "I hope you choke on the next dick you suck," she said. Before storming passed Aria.

Yn heard some people ooing behind her but didn't stop, and she found herself leaning against the building again, her lips around yet another cigarette. "Hey, are you okay?" Yn smiled sweetly at the man, "im doing just fine," she said before taking a drag from her cigarette, making Karl narrow his eyes "smoking is bad you know," he remarked, making Yn chuckle. 

As soon as the door opened, Sapnap ran up to Karl and kissed him on the forehead. Yn raised an eyebrow at Karl, who blushed "oh hey Yn" Yn nodded "Sapnap" Sapnap grinned at Karl before returning his focus to Yn "so where's your lover Yn" "I don't have one," Yn shrugged and grimaced. "Of course you do," Sapnap rolled his eyes, a cheeky grin on his face.

"oh yeah" Yn said, rolling her eyes. "yeah" Sapnap smirked and wiggled his brows. "Who is it then?" Yn pressed. "His name starts with a Dre and ends with am" Karl taunted Yn, making Yn's cheeks light up with a pink tint. "He doesn't like me" Yn muttered as she drew her knees to her chest and crossed her arms over them, burying her face in her elbows. "I'm sure he does," Yn froze as he heard Dream's voice. Why was he listening in on the conversation and when did he arrive? Yn's heart slammed against her chest.

Dream knelt down in front of Yn, removing the cigaratte from her palm and putting it out on the sidewalk, causing Yn to narrow her eyes at him. She lowered her legs and froze as a set of lips landed onto hers. As she closed her eyes and lean into it, Yn's heart raced faster than any race car could. The cold metal of his tonuge piercing didnt go unnoticed by Yn.

aye yo racing au next? but with Quackity bc i dont write much for the shorty?

[lateline]

♥【Late Nights With Sapnap】♥

Pairing: Sapnap x gn!Reader

Summary: You stay up late working on a project until Sapnap drags you into bed.

[1AM]

You had been working on project for college all night as it was due the following day but by 1AM you were still not finished. You were beginning to get frustrated as you felt you weren't getting anywhere with it. You leaned back in your chair and sighed, rubbing your eyes in an attempt to stay awake.

| knock knock |

Your head whips around to see Sapnap peering in through the door.

"Y/N? You're still awake?" he says with concern.

You just nod at him, too tired to form any proper sentences.

He walks up to you and leans on the chair and says. "You really should sleep, this isn't good for you."

You groan and you try to at least finish up the page you were working on.

"Y/N, seriously." He says, resting his arms over your shoulders.

You rub your eyes again and look up to him. He sighs and pulls the chair back away from the desk. He scoops you up and carries you to your bed, gently placing you down. He goes back to your desk and turns off your laptop before snuggling up with you under the covers.

"I love you, Y/N" Sapnap says before placing a kiss on your head. You respond by snuggling your head onto his chest. The comforting warmth from being so close to each other rocked the both of you to sleep.

[sunflowerdaisybee]

hi again :)) its yet again the brand new tumblr user lmao,, ok so like could i maybe request karlnapity x ftm reader? like so basically they all video call and when yn speaks everyone's like "YOOO YOUR VOICW DROPPED SO MUCH" and they're all simping for him :))

As someone who is ftm themselves this made me really excited and I had a lot of fun while writing this. I hope you enjoy!

Summary: You unknowingly surprise your boyfriends when you finally join in to their group call

Genre: Fluff

Pairing: Karlnapity X Reader

Pronouns: He/Him

[A/n]: Requests are open! :] <3

Kicking off your shoes and hanging your coat up you let out an excited sigh. After waiting for what felt like months you would finally get to do a group call with all three of your boyfriends.

You guys would prefer to call more often as a group but with different time zones and different schedules, it can get pretty tough. Though tonight was a night you guys would all be available!

You sadly were joining a tad late due to work but the boys said they didn’t mind as long as you joined in eventually.

Walking into your office and powering up your computer you buzzed with excitement. Opening up the app that you all called on and finding your chat you saw the boys were in call together.

Joining in you heard Sapnap telling a story.

“And at that point, I was ready to roundhouse kick the dog-“ Though his story was quickly interrupted by Karl.

“(Y/n)!!! You’re here!!! How was work? How have you been?” You couldn’t help but giggle at his words.

“Hold on Karl, I’m interested in what Sapnap was talking about.” The call went silent for a moment after you spoke.

“Hey, is something wrong?” Your excited tone was quickly overtaken by a nervous and sad one.

“Holy shit dude, your voice has dropped so much since we last talked! What the hell!” Quackity was the first to speak, his words triggering the other two into responding as well.

“Who are you and where’s the real (y/n)? Your voice is too deep to belong to my boyfriends.” Sapnap’s playful questioning made you laugh.

“Holy shit even your laugh is so sexy, brb gonna die.” Karl’s words made you laugh even more.

Calming down from your little giggle fit you couldn’t help but try to defend yourself.

“I don’t think it’s gotten that deep has it? I didn’t really notice.”

“Well it’s not Corpse deep but holy shit, like damn how did you not notice?” Quackity’s question was rhetorical but you still shrugged anyways.

“Yeah like Quack said, it’s not super deep but it’s definitely dropped enough for us to notice.”

“Not that I’m complaining.”

“I don’t think any of us are.” Their playful words made a soft red rise to your cheeks.

“You guys are goofballs.”

“Yeah but we’re your goofballs, you goofball” You chuckled at Sapnaps words.

“I am literally in love with your laugh, (y/n) please never stop laughing.”

“I can die happy after hearing his laugh.”

“If you die I call dibs on your hat!”

“Just because I said I could die happy doesn’t mean it’s gonna happen anytime soon!” All four of you burst into laughter.

“What am I gonna do with you guys?” The question was meant to be rhetorical but that didn’t stop Karl from answering.

“Give us kisses?” Everyone chuckled at Karl’s answer.

“Next time I see you guys in person I will give you kisses.” Cheers erupted from the three boys, bringing a cheery smile to your face.

Once the overall rowdiness died down the four of you began chatting about anything and everything that came to mind. Of course with the occasional comment on your voice from one of your three boys.

Though sadly as the conversations continued, so did the hours passing by. Before any of you realized it was well past midnight and even though it was the weekend tomorrow that didn’t mean you could stay up forever.

With a sad smile, you all said goodbyes and love you’s, though Karl, Sapnap, and Quackity had a few extra things to say.

“Make sure you’re taking care of yourself, eating every day, and drinking water every day. Don’t forget to do things like shower and brush your teeth, and other stuff like that.”

“I will, I will. And the same to all three of you guys.”

“Don’t overwork yourself too much, I know work can be tough sometimes but that doesn’t mean it has to be tough on you too.”

“I know, and I will take it easy. I promise. But you three gotta promise to do the same, no overwhelming yourself for any dumb videos or anything.”

“We promise. Also, can you start sending like weekly voice messages to the group chat? I not only miss your voice but after hearing your voice drop so much since last time I wanna be able to hear it more.”

“Of course Karl, anything for my baby.”

“Hey what about us?”

“You guys are my babies too.”

“Uh sure, you’re just saying that.”

“Ok Quackity, if that’s how it’s gonna be I’ll just send the voice updates to Karl and Sapnap, you’ll have to wait till next call to hear me.”

“I’m kidding, I’m kidding.” You all laughed at his swift response. You too were kidding but he already knew that.

“Alright, I really should get going now. Night guys, love you.”

“Love you too.” “Night babe, love you too.” “Goodnight! I love you tooooo!”

[ephemeralspnp]

class captain ; a sapnap fanfiction.

yn and sapnap's rivalry dates back to their middle school days. but now they're in their first year at college, and being forced to work together may just give them the push they need to turn their rivalry into something new.

[ college!au of the dreamsmp characters. not all characters included. slice of life. fluff. angst. sexual references. enemies to friends to lovers. sapnap x gn!reader, foolish x oc. ]

masterlist:

meet the characters (1) , (2) , (3)

chapter one: is it legal for foolish to be a dilf?

chapter two: john smith does not exist

chapter three:

chapter four:

more...

[kumezyzo]

going with bf!sapnap to get his first tattoo!

🐬

we talked about this idea cause we both said we had tattoos, so reader has tattoos. cause i said so 😤 we also talked about how he talked about getting it on his thigh... so yea...

anyway, enjoy! or dont :) m.list

bf!sapnap who would look at all your tattoos and run his hands all over them, ask you questions about them. his favourite question to ask is if it hurt.

bf!sapnap who likes asking you what kind of art style would look best on him. then he'd proceed to ask for your opinion on if a specific design would look alright. then the colour. then he'd look up places to get it done. but its all out of curiosity... obviously.

bf!sapnap who has you help him pick out his tattoo with him. seriously, this time. and then he talks about getting it on his thigh.

you looked up from your phone, watching your boyfriend scroll through more reference pictures. "where would you get it?"

"like...right here," he says, drawing an imaginary box on his thigh. you gulp comically and try your hardest to suppress your dirty thoughts.

bf!sapnap who gets his tattoo done with the same artist you did cause he loves how it looks on you so much.

bf!sapnap who asks you to help him shave the area before you guys leave. he thinks its so weird how smooth his skin is after.

he also thought it would be easy to not cut himself with the razor, cause you made it look easy. but after he did it on his ankle (per your request) and immediately knicked himself with it, he realized you were practially a god with the blade.

bf!sapnap who didn't expect it to hurt so much at first, but powered through it with your motivating words. "if you do good, i might give you a blowjob."

bf!sapnap who tries to distract from the pain by talking to you or holding your hand. when you stand next to him, he reaches over and just kneads your thigh as if he were giving you the same tattoo he was getting.

bf!sapnap who cant stop looking at the inked skin after you two leave. he thinks he looks just as cool as you now.

bf!sapnap who almost cries when you have to take the second skin off after. and when the gross black liquid spills out from it, he gags and you have to finish it for him.

"fuck!" he yells, refusing to look down at his leg. you sigh and pull the rest of the dripping plastic off his leg. he groans loudly and looks down at his leg with a grimace.

"still worth it?"

i have so many tattoos that mean nothing despite my mother telling me not to. to be fair, she was a bad influence growing up 😤😤 she would ask us to help her pick out tattoo designs and stuff. two of her tattoos are dedicated to me and my sister 😌 -nony

[kumezyzo]

Omggg imagining famoussinger!reader or famousactor!reader and sapnap.. imagine him defending them on his stream and them going to red carpets together :(((

ive been a little preoccupied writing a tasm fic rn so this has been kinda pushed on the back burner. but i did already technically write singer!reader. so enjoy actor!reader

anyway, enjoy! or dont :) m.list

bf!sapnap hates when he gets chats where people are bashing your acting. he hates it even more when they're comments on his vods with you that you can see.

he makes sure no ones posts are actually up long enough for you to see them

bf!sapnap always tries to promote your stuff nonchalantly. but it's never actually nonchalant.

"oooh, what's this ad about?" he asked, sharing his screen. his youtube recommendations were just clips from the shows or movies that you've been in.

then he clicked on the ad at the top of the screen that was for a movie you were staring in. everyone in his chat started spamming in his chat about how he was putting the sap in sapnap.

bf!sapnap who likes going to your film locations with you and cheers you on on the sidelines. when you get off set, he smiles so widely at you and tells you how well you did.

bf!sapnap who first watches a movie with an actor that doesnt like you and can't help but shit on them.

"you would've been so much better for this role," he huffed, crossing his arms. you looked at him and couldn't help but smile at his glare. you tried suppressing your smile and turned back to watching the movie.

or

"fuck you," he murmured to himself. you looked up at him as he aggressively closed out of twitter.

"what was that?" you asked, concerned.

"that bitch is trending right now."

bf!sapnap who likes going to your movie premieres with you. he gets to walk the red carpet with you (because hes technically famous) and he loves seeing twitter posts the next day of you two.

the flashing lights can be too much at times, but he likes hilding you close and people knowing youre with him. he likes when people stop to interview you about the movie and just to do promo. He stands off to the side, just out of view and watches you in your element, he finds it so admirable.

bf!sapnap who even gets asked questions when walking with you.

"so, sapnap, were you on set for this movie at all? what was it like seeing yn in their natural element?" the interviewer asked with a large smile.

"i was sometimes," he nodded. "it was cool. i think im used to seeing them get in the zone but seeing it in person was something else."

"so, what is it like dating them?"

he looked at the interviewer strangely as he tried to figure out how to answer that. "unlike anyone else. they have such an interesting life and im just glad to be here for it."

i dont like the endinggggg 😁😁😁 but its whatever. -nony

[kumezyzo]

hello !! it’s been awhile since i’ve requested something!! i was wondering, if you’re able ofc, if you could write reader coming out of the closet to a bf!sapnap? thank youuu!!!

-🍒

im assuming you meant as bi... if not im so sorry😭😭 and hi!! i havent seen you (request) in a while and this has also been sitting for.... too long...

um, enjoy! or dont :) m.list

"hey, nick?" you ask nervously, sitting up in bed and putting your phone down. he hummed in acknowledgement. "i have something to tell you..."

he looked up momentarily from his laptop, "whats up?" you pursed your lips and took in a deep breath.

"its kinda, um, important," you said nervously, a strange uncomfortable warmth running through you. you adjusted yourself on the bed again, turning sideways to look at him.

he finally looked up at you fully, closing his laptop and setting it aside. "whats up, baby?"

you looked down at your hands nervously, "i- uh.... hm," you hummed, finding it harder to think of words to say. he furrowed his eyebrows, waiting for you to speak. "i think i like girls..."

he bit the inside of his bottom lip and looked at you with the same expression. "you... think?"

"well... i know," you feel your heart pounding in your ears. you swallow subconsciously, pleading for him to say something.

"are you," he clears his throat and swallows aswell, "breaking up with me?"

your eyes widen at the idea, "no! no, of course not! i just needed to tell you..."

he lets out a relieved sigh and rubs his face in a stressed manner, "holy fuck, i thought you were going to break up with me," you shook your head. he looked up and took a deep breath, "shit. okay."

"okay?" you ask in confusion as he gives you a small smile.

"i dont care, peach," he scoots closer to you. "as long as you still want to be with me, you can like who ever the fuck you want to."

i lowkey hate this. mostly cause i dont know if you meant as bi or what.... but i still hope you enjoyed 😭😭 -nony

[kumezyzo]

more desperate bf!sapnap please. . .....

kinda jealous and lightly desperate bf!sap with streamer reader cause why not. we're also revisiting the Everest MV idea.

so, enjoy! or dont... :) m.list

bf!sapnap who went back the idea of you wearing outfits similar to the girls in the music video once he saw how Gravy interacted with you.

"these are my boys," dream introduced as he stomped up the stairs. "and yn."

you glared at him as he motioned to each of you on the couch, restating your names.

you stand up, "hi, its nice to meet you!" you say as you reach your hand out for a handshake.

"yea, i know who you are!" he tells you enthusiastically, going in for a hug instead. you let out a surprised 'oh' and you pull away from the hug.

"you do?" you ask with a slight smile.

"i already kinda knew who you were but when i heard you vocals on the song, i thought it would be cool to check you out," he said nodding.

"oh my god, thank you," you laugh, glancing at dream. he was looking at your boyfriend behind you on the couch.

bf!sapnap who just keeps a close eye on you when you and gravy start interacting more between 'scenes'. he lowkey glared from a distance when the tall blonde compliments you and cracks a few jokes to seemingly make you laugh.

when bf!sapnap saw you come out in a string bikini for one of the scenes, he stopped everything he was doing and went over to talk to you.

"do you need something to cover up with?" he asked, trying to stand in a way to block you from everyone there.

you smile at him with a quiet laugh, "no we start filming in like five minutes," he nods and looks down at your practically naked body. you shake your head and lean in to give him a peck on the lips.

he places his warm hands on your waist, looking at your cleavage and shamelessly checking you out.

bf!sapnap who has you sitting up on the bar outside when the camera is panning around everyone. he's feeling up your sides and getting close enough to kiss you but never actually doing it.

the director at one point has to ask him to move away from you to get more shots of your two on your own or in a different pose.

bf!sapnap who brings you your clothes from earlier in the shoot to change back into. he tries to get you to let him 'help you'.

"nick, i dont need help to put on a t-shirt and shorts," you tell your boyfriend with a blank face.

"of course you do! you need to undo the tie of your bikini," he says as if its obvious. you roll your eyes and shut the door to the bathroom, locking it loudly for emphasis.

its short cause i got tired. but someone, as a cw assignment, suggested writing about anthropomorphizing (?) objects and theres a podcast called Everything Is Alive that does exactly that. one of them is of a pregnancy test... and i would wanna be a pregnancy test just to know ive made someone burst into tears with something other than my writing... -nony

[kumezyzo]

uMMMMM i’m just thinking rn brainrot bc someone was playing good valo on sapnaps stream and he was like ‘he’s having sex tonight’😭😭😭

and i was thinking like mmm imagine streamer!reader and sapnap playing valo together then like because he’s playing good reader gives him the best head ( or sex. or both) of his LIFE like 😭😭

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hehe... we're not talking about how 🐬 requested this in august...

anyway, enjoy! or dont :) m.list

you and bf!sapnap had just been playing valorant, not trying to be so competitive. and you werent. but you couldn't say the same for other people in the game.

you also couldn't help how competitive your boyfriend got with people he didn't know. or when you decided to hop off the game and talk with your chat and all you could focus on was the way he yelled.

"oh my god! theyre absolute fucking trash!" he yelled through your headphones. you looked at your chat amused before you went back to scrolling on your phone.

you set your phone down and opened up a new tab on your separate monitor, pulling up your boyfriends stream. you watched it for a while, admiring how effortless he was playing.

bf!sapnap was completely oblivious to how much awe you were in that even after you stopped streaming, you still talked about it.

"baby, it was not that impressive," he said, rubbing your lower back as you layed ontop of him in bed.

you shook your head. "no, nick, you dont get it... that shit was hot."

bf!sapnap who just rolled his eyes and layed in bed with you happily. and when you got up to go to the bathroom, he couldn't help but check you out.

when you were in the bathroom, you tried to shake the idea that creeped into your mind. but when you walked out and saw the way he was laying, you couldn't help it.

you made your way to the bed, slowly crawling your way up to him. he looked at you strangely, as you made your way right to his mid section.

"what are you doing, peach?" he asked you, resting his arms behind his head as he watched you.

you shrugged as you slowly slipped your finger past the waistband of his shorts and then underwear. you heard how his breathing got heavier and couldn't help but bite your lip.

you slowly pulled down his shorts and underwear, freeing his semi-hard dick. you let out a breath and licked your lips as you looked up at his face.

bf!sapnap watched you with hooded eyes as you slowly licked up his shaft. he threw his head back when you wrapped your lips around his tip, sucking lightly before pulling off.

"shit, peach," he moaned, throwing his head back. you smirked as you held onto his thighs and took him into your mouth. "fuck!"

bf!sapnap who could only think about how he should play that well in valorant more often.

i couldve built more on this if i had been in the mood to write smut. but i havent been recently. so... my bad. -nony

[kumezyzo]

hellooo! can you write something about breaking up w bf!sapnap?

im not joking when i say i got two seperate asks for this. and im all for it. i made sap seem like a huge asshole in this btw. like, so insanely shitty that its almost out of character/it probably is.

anyway, enjoy! or dont :) m.list

it built up slowly over time. once the honeymoon phase had passed, you two were comfortable. and then you two needed a break. he needed breathing room and you need to reevaluate where you wanted this relationship to go. when before you could see yourself marrying him, growing old with him, having a family with him, now you just saw his flaws.

he didnt know why but he felt bored. it hurt him to admit to himself. and it hurt even more having to tell his friends about it. the same friends that had grown to love you and you had grown to love aswell.

"you're... bored?" dream asked his best friend, looking at him like he was crazy. "of a person?"

nick winced as he heard it out loud for the first time. he looked at george who looked at him in complete concern.

"it sounds worse when you put it like that..." nick responded. he rubbed at his eyes.

"it was that bad to begin with," george said shaking his head.

during the break, you felt as if you two had broken up. and the longer it went on, the more he acted like you two actually had. and it really solidified it when he started talking to other people.

you didnt think he was doing it seriously. maybe it was just to make you jealous, maybe he did stoop that low. but then you saw how how george and dream were just as confused as you.

he really did try to hide it from you. from everyone. but no ones perfect.

"nick, who are you texting?" dream asked over his shoulder, startling him. he looked at dream with wide eyes.

"what the fuck are you doing?" he asked defensively. you looked up from where you were sitting at the kitchen island to the other two on the couch. he glanced at you before looking back at his best friend.

"i was just trying to scare you..." dream said walking towards you in the kitchen confused. he had gone upstairs to get his laptop to show you something. "but really, who were you texting?"

"your mom, thats who,"

when you found it he was talking to someone, you couldnt help but feel terrible at the idea that he had already gotten over you.

you walked into your old shared bedroom, nervously avoiding eye contact with your ex-boyfriend. he looked at you blankly as you stood there with your arms crossed, trying to find words to say.

he was sat up in bed, looking up from his phone at you. "...whats up?"

"we can agree we're not together anymore? like... this isnt gonna work out, right?" you continued to stare at your socks as you waited for the heart breaking answer. but you couldn't hold it in and looked up to see his face.

he looked small and deep in thought. he glanced down at his phone screen and back up at you.

"why are you thinking about it?" you ask offendedly. "im asking to make sure we're on the same page here. it wasnt an actual fucking question."

your words rang through the air. he sat there, hearing them play over in his head. it was like he was suddenly understanding the situation. he replayed your relationship, remembering how much he loved you. how happy he was.

im sorry if this seems all over the place. this idea was a lot more elaborate in my mind. but i didnt wanna make it longer. sorry...

if you want a longer version, it would take a while for me to get it out. im gonna be super busy for a while so domt expect as frequent uploads. im also in a lowkey bad mood rn so... im sorry if this is kinda dry. -nony

[kumezyzo]

OKOK I JUST READ YOUR GAMER!GF SAPNAP AND THE END GAVE ME AN IDEA AND IM SO SHOCKED THAT NO ONE ELSE (to my knowledge) HAS SAID ANYTHING HELLO?????

therefore im begging asking for you to please write sapnapxstreamer!reader where they have a joint onlyfans and post anonymously with no face. You can maybe do like a bit about how they started and then like explaining different videos and pictures they have. Im feral for this

i realize this is more of how it got started than what they actually do... i hope that's okay 😭😭 and yeah, no one else really cared about that last hc, which I thought would be more of a big deal 😭😭

anyway, enjoy! or dont :) m.list

you're onlyfans started with bf!sap jokingly suggesting it. and as much of a joke as it was, you couldn't stop thinking about it.

"shit, we should make an onlyfans with this," he said, panting after coming down from his high. he laughed at the end, rubbing at your stomach softly as you looked onto his phone.

it made you feel more throbbing between your thighs. you could hear your moans in the background and his panting from behind the camera. the wet slaps of your hips and the squelching of your pussy was so erotic. you couldn't imagine what people would say if they saw how you two fucked.

"okay, lets get you cleaned up, peach," he said with a sigh, getting up to go to the bathroom.

but that stayed in your head. and you found yourself getting worked up thinking about actually posting something.

when you mentioned it again to bf!sap, it was during one of those moments you got yourself all worked up.

"hey, baby," he whispered to you when you came into his office and kissed him softly. he had completely forgotten about the stream highlights he was editing. "how. are. you?"

you smiled at how he had his hands low on your hips now. "i have a question.."

"mhm," he hummed, rubbing his nose on yours.

"you know how we make those videos when we have sex?" you asked sheepishly as he kissed down your neck. he hummed again and you started to think he wasnt paying attention. "you talked about... making an onlyfans last time.."

he stopped mid kiss and slowly pulled away from you. your face started to heat up. his face slowly turned up into a smirk. "yeah, i remember. what about it?"

you sighed, "would you maybe..."

"uhuh," he teased, kissing at your collarbone now.

"want to actually-" you cut yourself off with a moan when he kneeded your ass harshly. "do it?"

"fuck yeah..." he was really horny btw.

that was your first film session. as bf!sap likes to call it. he got you onto the luvsac in the corner of his room he was sure no one had seen and fucked you from behind. he made sure to keep your head out of it and tried to minimize the sound he was making. his voice would be more recognizable than yours.

you and bf!sap usually recorded yourselves having sex, but it was hard to post videos when he would usually get your face in it. you have to remember, he recorded these for himself and he loved to see your pretty and horny face. to bad everyone else can't.

bf!sap will have you bent over. riding him. riding his thigh. in a bathroom. in the shower. on the floor. fingering you in his gaming chair. fucking you while you try to play valo. all the clichés.

but that's only for after you start gaining more followers. and people start requesting things. and god, you two didn't mean for it to gain so much traction.

and then you saw yourselves on a twitter porn account.

ignore the ending. fr. its ass. and im sorry i disappeared. i hit a writers block and i lowkey felt weird writing for the dream team cause of shit thats been brought up. but im treating these people as seperate characters now. anyway. thanks for reading 🥰 -Nony

[ador3him]

pairing: sapnap x streamer!reader

requested? nope

authors note: just some good old fluffy fluff

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yns breath hitched as she spammed the keys on her keyboard. her eyes fully focused on her screen completely ignorant to her chat going wild. that was until a dono was read. 'sapnap donated $100, you're cute, wanna put our Minecraft beds together?' the automated message made her stop dead. "Sapnap? As in like the DreamSMP Sapnap?" She lost focus on her intense bed wars match and looked at her chat and then her Mod discord where her moderators confirmed it was the Sapnap. "Wow, very straight forward, maybe buy me dinner first," she chuckled and went back to her screen.

yns eyes flickered from her game to the chat screen waiting for a response but instead she started to get a call from Punz, her online friend. "Yeah?" She answered hoping he knew she was streaming. "yn! sapnap wants your number, he's texting me for it," his voice echoed through the room, no doubt her viewers could hear him. "Why?" a smile lingered on her lips, more a smirk but could be passed as a smile. "Minecraft beds obviously," punz's smile was evident in his voice. He had been bugging yn to meet his friends. she didn't want to, not because she didn't like them, because she liked her small community and didnt want to deal with new friend formalities. "go on, can't be looking like a prude," she groaned and hung up before he could retort.

"chat shut up," yn laughed reading the abundance of 'ynnap' circulating. "I don't even know the dude," she shook her head in disbelief and went back to her game.

-

After a couple more rounds of bed wars yn called it quits and signed off. "goodnight, goodmorning and goodbye my beauties," she waved at the camera and then went to raid- foolish. she had met foolish once at punz's house and had briefly texted for a Punz related thing. she clicked raid and then took off her headset, checking her phone she was surprised to see a text from a new number.

'hey! this yn? it's nick,'

She smiled and typed out a reply.

'oh em jee, THE nick? like cher? no last name?'

'why? you want my last name?'

yn rolled her eyes and sat on the edge of her bed looking down thinking of an answer.

'not really, sapnap, again, take me to dinner first. I'm really liking Minecraft cake atm.'

'tomorrow 7pm, I'll make a world- our world.'

yn hearted the message and changed to Instagram. She didn't know what sapnap looked like- shockingly. she may have been a streamer for 2 years but that doesn't mean she knew who everyone looked like, to this day the dream team and ninja are still a mystery. she just didn't go searching for it, she was content in her own little world.

yn searched sapnap's user and up came a man with scattered, brown, facial hair, a constant hat that had brown curls sticking out and beautiful eyes decorated with long eyelashes. "wow," she murmured to no one. then her finger slipped liking a post from 7 months ago, almost immediately she got a text.

*screenshot*

'you like what you see, peach?'