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class captain ; chapter two.

yn and sapnap's rivalry dates back to their middle school days. but now they're in their first year at college, and being forced to work together may just give them the push they need to turn their rivalry into something new.

chapter two: john smith does not exist

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SAPNAP KNEW HE WAS smart. he also knew he was hot, which was affirmed by multiple girls on campus who tried to catch his eye. however, his gaze was always fixated on one person: yn, his rival.

daily he questioned himself if the rival was worth it, if he should just end it and talk to yn in a not-so-platonic way, but seeing their scrunched up nose and determined eyes made his cocky nature worth it. yn was just that little bit more attractive when they grew competitive.

he was dragged from his thoughts by the hollers of his frat mates, who were getting ready for the first day. he didn't know what was so exciting this early, but he wanted to get away from the noise as soon as he could. grabbing his backpack and slipping on his shoes, he walked down the stairs and made his way to the kitchen.

"can you all shut the hell up," he groaned, still tired. staying up late to game the night before the first day wasn't a smart move. dream laughed at him, clapping him on the back.

"well, good morning sleeping beauty," the blonde-haired man greeted. he sat down at the kitchen island, snagging an apple from the plastic bowl and munching it. sapnap made a bowl of cereal as karl and alex bickered over something seemingly unimportant.

"no dude i'm telling you," alex was saying, "he's fucking real dude. i swear. why would i lie-"

"um, maybe it's because you have no friends, i don't know though," karl interrupted him, giggling loudly and wrapping his arms around sapnap. alex shouted profanities in spanish before he looked at george.

"george! my man! you believe me, right?" george furrowed his eyebrows. "about john smith!" george laughed and shook his head, sitting next to dream.

"not this again." the brit stretched his arms as alex shouted in exasperation again. dream and sapnap exchanged a confused look. "john smith is quackity's imaginary friend from mexico," george explained in a teasing voice, "emphasis on imaginary."

alex and george argued back and forth as punz came into view. sam and bad already left that morning. punz and sapnap shook hands as punz made his coffee. "you know, ella has a class with yn this semester," punz started, "i'll get her to put in a good word for you." sapnap laughed and punched punz lightly, putting his now-empty cereal bowl in the sink.

"whatever, dude." sapnap grew quiet, listening to george and karl's shouting of "john smith does not exist, alex you're literally lying". his thoughts drifted back to yn. 'this rivalry is literally so fucking stupid,' he thought to himself, 'we're in college. i'm gonna be mature and try to be their- uh, friend.'

"well, punz, if ella's gonna try and get sap and yn together, i think it's time that karl and yn's friends get ella and foolish together," dream shrugged before wheezing loudly at punz's angry glare. sapnap laughed at the strange sound leaving dream's mouth.

"never fucking say that again you whore," punz responded, only half joking. alex looked up, giving up on trying to convince george and karl that john smith is in fact a real person.

"dude, isn't ella like, almost 19? why can't she date? are you trying to get her stuck in a washing machine or-" he was cut off by loud, shocked laughter, and karl fake-gagging. "what? she's your step-sister, right?" alex laughed as he continued the bit.

"yeah, but we're not gonna fuck! i've known her since i was like eight, dude, come on." alex lifted his hands in self defense, reaffirming that he was joking.

sapnap took that as his cue to leave, heading off to his first class. karl walked with him before departing and heading towards the campus cafe. as sapnap approached his first class - with professor philza, who he knew already and vibed with spectacularly - he bumped into callahan, a good friend who he went to middle school with.

"hey dude, what's up!" he was met with a grin and nod. "oh shit, forgot you don't always speak for a second, sorry dude. i got class with philza right now, but we definitely should hang out soon!" sapnap bounded into class, leaving callahan smirking.

"philza," he whispered curiously, walking over to his roommate, technoblade. "hey, you know yn from your english class? the one i went to middle school with who has a rivalry with one of my close friends and they both have feelings for each other because of course they do?" technoblade sighed and nodded, used to callahan giving him all the gossip.

"what are you planning now? and why are you talking to me about it? ask your friend ella, she's the kind of person you need for this." techno's deep, monotone voice echoed in the empty hallway. callahan shook his head.

"i have a plan that involves you, me, your dad and maybe your english professor if we need her. if it works, it'll finally stop this dumbass rivalry they have going on. what do you say?"

the pink haired man weighed up his options, before grinning at callahan. "fine. i'll do it. if i get paid, of course."

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class captain ; chapter one.

yn and sapnap's rivalry dates back to their middle school days. but now they're in their first year at college, and being forced to work together may just give them the push they need to turn their rivalry into something new.

chapter one : " is it legal for foolish to be a dilf? "

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THE FIRST DAY OF semester two was here, and yn wanted nothing more than to sleep in. her roommate, niki, was already up and dressed, sliding a textbook into her book bag while yn groaned, slowly tumbling out of their bed, rubbing the sleep from their eyes. "god, i do not want to be in class this early." niki turned to them with a slight frown.

"doesn't your class start at 11? you could've slept in, you know." yn's eyes widened and their mood worsened, cursing under their breath. they decided to get ready anyway; they were up, and usually their group of friends would have a late breakfast at the campus cafe every monday, wednesday and friday morning (the days when foolish had an afternoon shift, or a day off).

niki waited patiently while yn got themselves ready, pulling on a simple but cute outfit and grabbing the stuff they needed for class. upon niki's confused look they shrugged. "i figured i'll probably just chill in the library until class starts," they said as they tugged on a pair of shoes. within exactly twenty-five minutes from getting up, yn was heading out the door, niki hot on their trail. the pair made small talk as they took the familiar route to the campus cafe.

"i can't believe it's already the second semester!" yn exclaimed, "it feels like yesterday i graduated high school." niki giggled.

"i can't believe your rivalry with sapnap is still going," the girl teased. she adjusted her bag on her shoulder, eyes shutting as she soaked in the rays from the sun. "i mean, you guys barely interacted at all last semester. why do you hate him now, all of a sudden?" yn bit their lip, brows furrowing.

"i mean - i've just always hated him. but i ran into him on break and he was just so cocky about his assignment marks - and he was talking about how much his professor loves him and - ugh! he's just -" yn paused their blabbering for a moment, looking at niki's knowing smirk. "he's infuriating. and don't give me that look, i know what you're thinking!" niki laughed at hit yn's shoulder as they entered the cafe together.

the cafe was cozy, decorated in an assortment of plants and greenery, contrasting with the brown and beige colour scheme. it was warm, and the smell of freshly baked goods was comforting to the two friends as they made their way to their regular table. it was more of a booth, next to the window. early morning dew danced along the window as the sun glowed, giving the cafe a golden hue. karl, foolish and wilbur were already seated, their regular orders sitting on the table. in front of the two empty seats sat niki and yn's own orders.

"listen, all i'm saying is that with the body he has noah is gonna be a dilf," karl was saying, chewing his croissant. noah - foolish - was sipping his coffee with a confused look, shoulders shaking as he quietly laughed. wilbur waved at niki and yn as they sat down, before turning back to karl.

"is it legal for foolish to be a dilf? he's like, what, 19?" foolish coughed as he laughed at the absurd question, wiping his face on a napkin. karl's high-pitched giggles resonated through the cafe as niki and yn shook their heads, knowing that it was safer to not ask why they were talking about this.

"you two excited for semester two?" wilbur asked, stretching his back. yn shook their head, mentioning how tired they were before niki began babbling about how excited she was. yn looked around the cafe while taking a bite of their muffin, their eyes being locked on the door when an all-too familiar face walked in.

ella always looked like she had her life together, yn noted. ever since middle school, she was attracting boys left, right and centre. yn felt their smile drop. the pair had once been such good friends, and seeing ella just felt odd now that they weren't anymore.

ella walked up to the counter and began ordering. the emptiness of the cafe allowed for the group to hear every word she was saying. however, yn could barely hear the girl over foolish's voice.

"a hot chocolate with a blueberry muffin to-go," he sighed, staring with love-struck eyes at the girl. his crush on ella was a well-known fact amongst students, as was hers on foolish. it appeared that they were the only two on campus unaware of the other's feelings, and it was borderline annoying for yn.

they knew, however, that they were one of three reasons why foolish wouldn't go after ella, and they felt terrible about it.

"c'mon, man," karl said, "just... ask her out. she's, like, in love with you." foolish scoffed and shook his head. niki and wilbur turned to the group, trying to convince foolish to just say something. "for what it's worth," wilbur added, "dream and george told me that she told them that she likes you. it's just that punz doesn't like her dating."

"exactly!" foolish cried out. he took a glance at ella before turning back to the group, trying to hide his dopey smile. "there are three reasons why i'm not asking her out. one: she is so very out of my league. two: she has an overprotective step-brother who i'm terrified of. three: she's friends with sapnap, and yn hates sapnap."

yn sighed, standing up. "well, i don't hate ella, at all. she just... chose sapnap over me. i say go for it. besides, you can beat punz up any day. you're fucking huge, dude." yn moved to the counter to grab another napkin, standing next to ella. the girl looked up from her phone, a soft smile painting her face.

"hey, you," she greeted, pulling yn in for a hug, "how are you? it's been ages. we should hang out more! get the middle school gang back together! how fun would that be?" yn hugged back awkwardly before pulling away, smiling back at ella.

"uh, yeah, i'm good. and, um, i guess we should all hang out. it's just... sapnap, you know?" ella slowly nodded, her smile dropping as her name was called. picking up her order, she turned back to face yn.

"well, i have to go, but i'll see you around? i have english with you this semester, right? so... i'll see you then?" waving bye to yn, she turned and said goodbye to the group, her eyes lingering on foolish. the two shared a sickeningly sweet smile before ella turned to leave.

she paused and moved back to yn. "and by the way," she said, a smirk forming on her face, "sap doesn't hate you. like at all. in fact, it's quite the opposite."

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class captain ; meet the characters (3)

yn and sapnap's rivalry dates back to their middle school days. but now they're in their first year at college, and being forced to work together may just give them the push they need to turn their rivalry into something new.

[note - as this is an au, ages have been changed. all characters within college are at least 18 years old. some real names used.]

the side characters (no offense)

characters below the cut;

philza - computer science professor. bio dad to wilbur, adoptive father to techno and tommy. a hopeful, trustworthy professor.

puffy - english literature professor. funny, supportive but blunt. her and philza gossip all the time.

hannah - first year college student, botany major. ella's roommate. often hanging out with her friend boomer, a first year graphic design major.

technoblade - second year college student, english major. adoptive brother to wilbur and tommy. known for being quiet, intimidating and having pink hair. deadpan. gets along well with ella, niki, dream and wilbur.

callahan - second year computer science major. doesn't speak much. close friends with the frat boys. seemingly knows everything and everyone. technoblade's roommate. went to middle school with sapnap, yn, dream, punz and ella.

tommy - high school student. wilbur and techno's younger brother. tutored by ella. best friends with tubbo and ranboo. loud, annoying but kind.

tubbo - high school student. best friends with tommy and ranboo. confusing and can be loud sometimes.

ranboo - high school student. best friends with tommy and tubbo. awkward, tall and cryptic.

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class captain ; meet the characters (2)

yn and sapnap's rivalry dates back to their middle school days. but now they're in their first year at college, and being forced to work together may just give them the push they need to turn their rivalry into something new.

[note - as this is an au, ages have been changed. all characters within college are at least 18 years old. some real names used.]

y/n's friendship group: the campus cafe regulars

this group can often be found lounging in the campus cafe. yn met wilbur and niki in the campus library and they decided to be her friend. wilbur and niki went to high school together and are also family friends. while eating lunch together at a bench, karl tried to invite them to a frat party. instead, they all went back to wilbur's dorm and karl became a part of the group. foolish joined them one night as he was closing the cafe and trying to kick them out - he ended up hanging out with them and became a permanent member of their group.

characters below the cut;

y/n - first year college student, english major. quiet but hardworking. a slight overachiever. hates that they have a crush on sapnap. misses ella. has their life planned out.

karl - well, you've already met him here :)

wilbur - second year college student, music major. funny and always has great advice. doesn't know sapnap but loves dream and george.

niki - first year college student, psychology major. a great listener and known for her generosity. wants to hang out with ella. ships sapyn. hates that people think she's dating wilbur.

foolish - also known as noah. second year college student, architecture major. works at the famous campus cafe. a bit of a himbo. kind and funny. doesn't realise he's hot. has a crush on ella and memorised her cafe order.

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class captain ; meet the characters (1)

yn and sapnap's rivalry dates back to their middle school days. but now they're in their first year at college, and being forced to work together may just give them the push they need to turn their rivalry into something new.

[note - as this is an au, ages have been changed. all characters within college are at least 18 years old. some real names used.]

sapnap's friendship group: the kind of unofficial frat.

most of sapnap's friendship group (excluding ella) live in a frat house started by sam and punz, who somehow convinced bad to join them. sapnap, dream, george, ella, punz and sam all went to the same high school and have known each other for ages, with sapnap, dream, ella and punz even going to middle school together. karl and bad joined the group simultaneously at the famous campus cafe, where they met sam and punz. sapnap and ella met quackity at orientation, intrigued by his yelling (he was on the phone to a man named john smith, someone no one believes can be real) and he found his way into the frat alongside them.

characters below the cut;

sapnap - first year college student, computer science major. loud, funny and a little cocky. loves his friends with all his heart. hates yn, but is harbouring a huge crush he doesn't know how to handle.

dream - also known as clay. second year college student, education major. hot, smart and knows it. very trustworthy and reliable. captain of the sapyn ship.

george - second year college student, accounting major. quiet but easy to warm up to. always tired. moved to america from england in his senior year of high school.

quackity - also known as alex. first year college student, law major. chaotic and hilarious but can be quite vulnerable. very smart. always wearing a beanie.

karl - second year college student, psychology major. always has gossip. friends with sapnap and yn. bubbly and kind.

punz - also known as luke. third year college student, sports science major. hype man and cocky playboy. throws banger parties. gets into physical fights. protective.

sam - third year college student, computer science major. tired dad of the frat house. ready to graduate. hates drama but finds himself gossiping with karl.

bad - fourth year college student, animal studies major. kind and doesn't like swearing. another tired dad of the frat house.

ella - first year college student, archaeology major. english minor. doesn't live in the frat house. punz's younger step-sister. a ride-or-die and hopeless romantic. gets along with niki and wilbur as she tutors wilbur's brother, tommy, and has met them outside of college. roomates with hannah and has a huge crush on foolish, dubbed the "cafe hunk".

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class captain ; a sapnap fanfiction.

yn and sapnap's rivalry dates back to their middle school days. but now they're in their first year at college, and being forced to work together may just give them the push they need to turn their rivalry into something new.

[ college!au of the dreamsmp characters. not all characters included. slice of life. fluff. angst. sexual references. enemies to friends to lovers. sapnap x gn!reader, foolish x oc. ]

masterlist:

meet the characters (1) , (2) , (3)

chapter one: is it legal for foolish to be a dilf?

chapter two: john smith does not exist

chapter three:

chapter four:

more...

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- these aus range from being revolved around the creators and the characters reimagined in a modern context.

class captain ; a sapnap x reader college!au.

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about me !

hi! i'm kira :) i'm 18 years old and im from england. i'm a huge fan of the dream smp.

my pronouns are:

she/her, they/them, doll/dolls, star/stars

i'm kind-of new to the dream smp and lore, and i love social media aus (what i'll mostly be writing !)

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