#saphe

[beru-m]

I seldom draw/post my ocs-- and yes that is a fucking clam

[dear-ao3]

adult hood is just

*buys a half gallon of milk* *uses it all within a few days* *decided to buy a gallon of milk to not run out before next shopping trip* *uses a teaspoon of milk that week and it goes bad somehow* *buys a quart of milk instead so it won’t go bad* *uses it in one day* *buys a quart and a half gallon of milk because the gallon was too much but the half gallon was not enough* *only uses the half gallon* *gives up on milk for a few days in general* *buys a gallon of milk again just to tempt fate* *somehow uses all of it without realizing and then has to eat sad cereal with like the 5 drops of remaining milk*

[koufax73]

mixtraks #417: la playlist che ti ricorda di andare a votare

Poi se vuoi, separatamente, ti diciamo anche come e chi. Fidati: ne hai bisogno. Riaccogliamo i Fast Animals and Slow Kids dopo un po’ di tempo sulla cover della mixtraks. Insieme a loro c’è spazio per Colapesce e Dimartino, Laila Al Habash, rovere, Piero Pelù, Rickson, Drojette, Rokas, CASX, Saphe, Giaime, Ugo Crepa.

[fcthots]

Rules i think you and Jason would have in your relationship:

- there is no jokes about “if I do this for you, you can just sleep with me to pay me back lol.” He does not find it funny at all and will low key lecture you on how sex is never something you owe him.

- you have a safe word for both sex and every day life. It can just mean you’re serious about something or it means for the other person to stop what they’re doing. Either way, if you feel uncomfortable, use it.

- jokes can only go on for a day max. By jokes I mean like if you told him “yeah that singular cabinet has always been painted pink.” After various vigilante incidents, it’s important that he knows what’s real. And if the other person safewords, you HAVE to come clean.

- you can go to bed angry all you want but you will be sleeping in the same bed. At the very very least, in the same room. This came about after you didn’t sleep in bed after a tough fight. Jason woke up alone in a cold sweat after a nightmare where you died. He couldn’t tell what was real and you walked in on him having a panic attack.

- you have a panic code. For instance if he says “mask?” you have to reply “copy” (I have venom on the brain) to confirm you’re ok and vice versa. You cannot intentionally ignore the code. If the person doesn’t respond in a certain time frame, Jason will show up to your location or you will call another bat to go to his.

- you have to at least cc each other on all decisions made in your living space. You wanna change the couch? All good, but let Jason know (he has weapons stashed everywhere).

- if one of you is in a bad mood, you have a code word to relay it to the other person. It doesn’t have to be the other person you’re mad at, but it just lets you say “hey emotions are running high and I want to punch a wall. I’m not going to take a joke well right now.”

- no making fun of the other person crying. There are extenuating circumstances for when you both cry over stupid movies and such, but as a general principle you can only tease about tears in the context of sex.

- speaking of sex, if one of you degrades the other, you have to tell them you didn’t mean it and do aftercare. You cannot just leave or fall asleep. Aftercare is a must.

[techinthecar]

Road Angel Pure vs Saphe Drive Pro: Full Test!

Should you get a Road Angel Pure or a Saphe Drive Pro?

[cipheramnesia]

Tumblr stop recommending me horny sapphic blogs that all say men dni in the pinned post, go back to sending me posts from the one that's just horny all the time please, I want the fat furries and the queer freaks that are way less respectably normal about me and my body.

[srslyarts]

#CECILSWEEP

[elementalladymallorie]

I wonder if in the boiling isles if a child's first spell, for the ones that can cast magic of course, is up there with like first steps and first words.

Cause Eda looks so proud and like she's having so much fun in this moment, which could be a teacher aspect of course! But it also happens after Eda had really started calling herself a mom. And if it is an important moment for the Isles then Eda got to experience it with both her kids!

She missed the first glyph Luz ever did, not her fault, of course, and she still gets to see the results. But she did see King's first shout powers, and got to help with Luz's first real spell circle!

Awojfie I'm just not going to be over this little found family.

[loveswirl]

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[dear-ao3]

[saphflare]

It just dawned on me, how they started the fight in Winsland and made Winsweep retreat to Market. That Lux ended up dying in Market.

That the place Lux built to be the start of new beginnings and somewhere that would bring peace to everyone. That this place where Lux was supposed to be safe ended up being her tomb.

And Rat in his grief cradled her cold corpse and took her away, knowing now that the dreams that Market once held would never be fulfilled. That everyone on that bridge made it so that the hope Lux planted there would never grow now that she was gone.

[fcthots]

Jason is absolutely obsessed with skin to skin contact when he fucks you. He needs to be fully pressed against you with his hands touching anything they can reach. And 99% of the time it manifests in the sweetest and nicest ways you can imagine.

But sometimes he’s so mean about it. Sometimes he just wants to feel you jolt as he twists your nipples. Sometimes he just wants to feel you writhe against him as he overstimulates you. Sometimes he just wants to feel your moans and sobs in his chest. Sometimes he just wants to feel the way you press into his touch even when you know that touch will be a pinch or a grab or a bite.

Of course after, his touches will be feather light and he’ll press the most gentle kisses on every part of you that might sting come tomorrow. He will hold his hand over year heart and feel it beat. He will hold you to his chest for the sake of protecting you.

But for now, he likes the way you squeal when your back is against his chest and his hand presses against your stomach so he can feel his dick in you.

There is of course something to be said about the way you trust him like this, and the way it drives him insane, but that will be a thought for tomorrow in the lazy morning light. Right now, his goal is fucking all the thoughts out of your head for the night.

[sapphirecobalt-1]

y'all I need one just give me ONE post canon fic where Eddie goes to bug Steve during one of his Family Video shifts and they're talking, chilling, shooting the shit and Eddie jokingly asks to see their porn selection in the back

and Steve clutches his pearls, all loud dramatic gasps and heart over his chest, looking at Eddie like a scandalized suburban W.A.S.P. mom just like "Edward! This is a Family Video store" in a very "why, I never" tone of voice - before it's all immediately wiped away by a shit eating grin and he's like "of course we have porn in the back, what kind do you want"

and Eddie's just joking but hey if they actually have some, Eddie's down (but only if Steve watches it with him 😉)

(very important to know: half the "porn" in the back is just Jane Fonda exercise tapes and ALL of it is Keith's secret porn stash he keeps at the store so his mom, whom he still lives with, doesn't see it. Steve and Robin discovered it on accident one day while cleaning out the back room and they decided to rent out "Adult Films" to some clients at double the cost of regular rentals, with Steve and Robin pocketing the extra cash, promising each client who rents the "Adult Films" that this info won't show up in their accounts; and it doesn't. but! Robin and Steve do keep a little notebook in. the back where they keep track of who rents what porn disk, when, for how long, and how much they make, etc. Steve tells Eddie all of this, to which Eddie raises concerns about privacy. to which Steve reminds Eddie that even tho he's been exonerated, he's still Public Enemy Number #1 and can/should use this blackmail info if the need arrives

Keith, of course, has no idea about any of this.)

[wings-of-sapphire]

Saw a post a bit ago that went something like

Nimona: hello I am looking for the gay-coded villain

Ballister: on the contrary, I am the villain-coded gay

And like… that’s it that’s the movie

[srslyarts]

HAPPY (belated) 33rd ANNIVERSARY TO MY FAV BOOK EVER 💖💖

I was hoping to finish thing on time but alas. Anyway! This time I wanted to draw the various version from covers I have! If you’re curious which one is which, here’s the little info ^^

[fulltimesapphic]