#sanji is a dork

[purpleneutrino]

"Let's celebrate coming back from hell and not losing our minds."

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[chio-chan2artbox]

Sanji week Day 6: Future

Some things will never change 😅

[untolduttering]

Now I’m stuck thinking about a lovesick Sanji and all the different ways that could go. He truly becomes ill looking, thoughts of you keeping him up late into the night. Dreams of you waking him up earlier and driving him to start his work in the kitchen sooner just to try and think of anything but you. His (what he believes to be) unrequited love his tearing him up. When you ask him what’s wrong, what you could do to help, he thinks of how you are the only possible cure, but there’s no way he would ask for the affection you couldn’t possibly want to give to him. No, no, it’s better that he keeps what he can get than ruin it all for a fantasy.

And even after your together, because of course you would give all that he asked for and more, once you get his desires out of him, that he continues to pull the lovesick bit. If he ever even looked a bit peaked, he would bemoan how his love for you has overwhelmed him to sickness once again, and only a kiss from you could fix it. Sanji’s never actually been sick, and probably never will be with those genes, but he’d try anyway if it meant he’d get your attention.

[veala2]

“ꜰᴜᴍʙʟᴇᴅ.”

fluff prompt: “I wanted to say “I love you” for the first time without stuttering, but that failed.”

SYNOPSIS - The love cook is diagnosed with a heavy heart and irritable face- redness syndrome. Safe to say: the boy’s in love. Now he just needs to confess to be cured! If only it was that simple…

CW - Cheesy, corny fluff that’s good for the soul, gn!reader, Sanji having chronic nose bleeds, Zoro shows up and spoils the show, and Chopper shows up to save the day!

A/N - Ahhhh I’m so glad I managed to finish this tonight. Anyways, hope you enjoy!

Increased heart rate for periods of time.

Blood heavily rushed to the face for long periods of time.

Blood heavily rushing from nostrils for extreme periods of time.

When Chopper caught Sanji (once again) earning his title as “Mr. Nosebleed'' so affectionately given by Zoro, he first diagnosed him with the classic ‘No more pervertedness!’ and expected it to work. But in a week's time, Sanji was once again lying on Chopper's bed with his face in his hands and ears tipping off his hidden cherry face.

“We need to try something new, Sanji. It seems like Nami and Robin aren’t the causes of this. Tell me what you were doing when the nosebleeds started.”

The chef sighs, thinking carefully about the past few days.

“Well, I was making Lunch one time. Luffy walked in with Y/N, and when I asked them what they wanted to drink, I couldn’t get it out and felt the blood rushing to my face.”

Chopper quickly scribbles this down, scratching his chin at the evidence given.

“Can you give me another example?” He asked.

“Uhm… I was out giving drinks to Nami, Robin and Y/N when I just couldn’t help but feel the blood spill down my nose.”

It was then that Chopper could vaguely put the pieces together. In the stories, Y/N seemed to be a constant in both. Appearing when Sanji’s strange emotions rose. An idea formed in his head.

“Sanji, all of these instances have Y/N in common. Do you have feelings for them?”

The chef's eyes swiftly widened at the thought of his crewmate, making him stutter like a mad man.

“What? No! I don’t- I can’t say… okay, maybe I do. It won’t stop no matter how many times I try. At first I just assumed it was all of Nami, Robin and Y/N. But when it was just the two of us… I understood.”

Chopper almost felt pity for his chef. His defeated slump, his hands covering his face and his undoubtedly- but deniable- feelings for Y/N.

“Don’t worry, Sanji!” Chopper chirped, patting his blonde hair with his hooved paw, “I know your cure! You just have to tell them your feelings and you’ll start feeling better. It’ll get rid of the heavy feeling in your chest and you might stop bleeding!… as much.”

Sanji almost wanted to cry.

“But!-“

“No buts! You're taking up my medicine making time by pining too much. You must do this, Sanji! For the good of humanity and your nose!”

When the morning sky falls and night comes into view, Sanji expertly makes a fantastical feast. Anything to keep him off the task that Chopper assigned for him. He knew what he needed to do.

The day that he discovered he was crushing hard on you was some random afternoon. He was experimenting with some recipes and decided to ask for your opinion.

The bright smile you had while munching on his food, cheeks a slight red and overall joy made his heart skip a beat. It’s a moment he’s not going to forget any time soon. Like a photographer, he snapped a mental picture of your face and just refuses to let it slide.

So, when Sanji once again asked for your opinion on new recipes, he tried to compose himself through deep breaths and drinking herbal tea.

“Hey, Sanji! I practically drifted in from that smell. Lemme guess: banana chocolate cake with… espresso?” You smiled, leaning on the edge of the kitchen counter with him on the other side. Making him red from the closeness.

“Uh- yeah! y-yeah, I added some in for some extra flavour. Surprised you picked up on it.” He stammered, looking away to keep his composure.

You grabbed a plate of the cake, grabbing a fork and taking a bite. Sanji closes and opens his eyes, spinning towards you and looking determined. Making you look confused.

“Y/N, I need to tell you something!” He starts. You raise an eyebrow.

“What’s up?” You asked, giving him a gentle smile.

“Look, th-there’s been something I’ve been wanting off my chest.. for a while. And it’s not the easiest thing in the world. You see, I-“

Before Sanji could confess, his least favourite man in the entire world bursted through the door, causing the kitchen to shake as a result. That said man places a hand on his three swords, an angered expression on his face.

“Not the kitchen, dining room, library or your locker! Dumb cook, where did you hide all the booze!?”

His abruptive-ness makes you giggle, only adding to Sanji’s frustration.

“Beat it, moss head! I’m busy here!”

Zoro looks over towards you and Sanji, the gears in his head turning as he realises what’s happening between the both of you. Thanks to his closeness with the little doctor, he knew about this exchange. If he did, it would be a safe bet to assume a part of the ship would be wrecked.

“Oh, did you finally grow the balls to confess to Y/N? I’ll head out then.” He bails, pushing through the double doors and effectively sealing Sanji’s fate.

You sharply turn your head towards the love- sick cook. Eyebrows furrowing together and light pink dusting your face. An obviously embarrassed face. He feels like he’s going to explode from how embarrassed he was.

You… had a theory of his feelings for you. But it was never confirmed until now.

Well, watching a man gain a nosebleed by simply handing you a drink did make you wonder. How he would only ask you to try his new recipes, how he always turned a little pink while looking at you, how you could almost see smiles he would try to hide whenever you laughed or did anything. Cute, dumb, smart, it didn’t matter.

“Sanji… you like me? Is this why you’ve been so weird around me for weeks?” You asked, keenly focusing on his sweating form.

“Uh, yes! I like you! No, sorry, I-I love you! Dammit!”

The cook sighed, hiding his face in his hands, running his back against the cold kitchen wall and sliding down. After fumbling his confession, he couldn’t bring himself to bring himself up.

Crouching down, you sigh with a small smile and move his hands away. He tried to move his face away, but moved back towards you with your gentle hands on his face.

He wanted to scream and run away. Grumble and wallow in his own self pity. Wanting to turn back time to when he could be confident and charming, swooping you off your feet like a true prince. But instead he hides and wants to crawl into the ground.

“Hey… look at me…” You whisper, so softly and so kindly he thought it would hurt if he denied you. So he turned, eyes sad.

“I… I wanted to say “I love you” for the first time without stuttering… but that failed, so…”

Your heartstrings tug a little at his tiny voice. Not to mention his sad face is cute as hell.

“Sanji, it’s ok,” You start, standing him up on his own two feet and looking into his eyes.

“I thought it was perfect, no failures at all. And - for the record- I kind of knew you had feelings for me... And it’s reciprocated.”

It was almost like a light shone down from the heavens with that statement. His once glossy eyes now turn to pure joy. He smiled, an honest ear- to- ear smile.

“Really!?”

“Really really.”

In a love- stricken haze, he leans against the wall. Almost floating in the air with how light he feels. No more heavy blushing or profuse bleeding, no. Just pure euphoria with how his confession was received. After a couple seconds, he shoots back up, holding out his arms to hold both of your shoulders. A thought rushing through his mind while you give him a bewildered look.

“Wait, that means you’ll date me! Does that mean I’m your boyfriend now? Oo! Does that mean you’re my girlfriend?”

Oh man, were you gonna have fun messing around with him and loving him.

[saljoyy]

[fujimousee]

@sanusoweek sanuso week day 4 : reality tv (...click 4 quality 😞)

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[beanghostprincess]

i love the concept of sanji crushing on usopp and having to hold himself back from treating him like he treats the girls because then it'll be extremely obvious that he's in love.

sanji after offering food to nami and robin: [staring at usopp intensely, hands shaking] nami: are you alright, sanji-kun? sanji: [about to break the tray he's holding] i regret every decision i've ever made

[ayzscream]

[theonescreencap]

i love Sanji and Usopp's Stupid Rescue Mission how did he survive this

[tiecladartist]

I've noticed a pattern in the characters I simp for. Viktor from Arcane, Gale from Baldur's Gate, Peter Parker, Sanji from One Piece, Kaveh from Genshin... I like floofy haired men with grand ambitions and a desire to help people... bonus points if they're also a bit of a dork

[sanjis-moulinrouge]

how do i explain that they are my loves

[untolduttering]

The first time he changes, he’s excited. There’s a myriad of possibilities when it comes to turning into a flying mammal; traveling without detection, fitting into small crevices, sneaking into places and watching…. You know, the usual places Sanji’s mind goes. The problem is, when Sanji does manage it, he feels a lot smaller than he anticipated. He knows that if he were too large, he’d lose a lot of the benefits. But he wanted to be a bit more, oh, menacing and cool. And once he finds his reflection in a window, he’s horrified by the sight. He’s tiny, his nose squished flat to his face, and those two damned swirls still sat above his eyes. The marks and his blonde fur made it pretty damn obvious who he was.

He refuses to let anyone see what his bat form looks like. It took a determined and stubborn bit of arguing on your part to finally convince him. He was certain you’d find him disgusting—he was essentially a fly rodent, after all—but was instead delightedly surprised by your wonder. You melted at the furry little body that fit perfectly in your palm. He was soft, his marks so distinctly him, and he was just plain adorable. He melted at your cooing and pets, and decided then that maybe this wasn’t so bad after all. It especially became his favorite thing when you let him cling to you, hanging off your shirt or curling into your neck. He nearly died of happiness when you let him wiggle his way down your shirt and sit between your breasts. He’s turned into a bat much more often since then.

[veala2]

“ᴀ ɴᴇᴡ ʏᴇᴀʀ’ꜱ ᴡɪꜱʜ.”

SYNOPSIS - On New Year’s Eve, a special boy explains his wish for the new year. A new year with their perfect partner in it…

CW - gn!reader, Sanji being silly. And Sanji fighting with Zoro for the 173874th time mentioned.

A/N - Going three for three, I am on a roll!

Unsurprisingly, Sanji’s New Year’s wish revolved around you.

Yes, he wishes for certain things (Finding the all blue, becoming the best chef, etc.)

But it all changed when he had you. For sure he wants to fulfil his other dreams, but he’s confident in them and has always been since he joined the Strawhats.

When it comes to you, he wishes you all the happiness in the world.

He wants you to have everything he could give!

Most importantly:

He wishes he could be yours forever.

“Ma cherie! Please don’t leave me behind!”

He yelled from the kitchen, emerging from its doors to reveal himself carrying a tray of colourful drinks. All attached with sparklers, making the crew cheer in excitement. You giggled watching Sanji quarrel with Zoro wanting an extra drink.

“Sanji, stop bickering and get over here!” You yell, motioning him to come over towards you. Which he happily did. His eyes turning into hearts as he danced towards you.

“Hello, my love! Sorry that Marimo took up so much of my time for you!”

You laughed a little louder, scooching over on your seat to make room for him. He sat, pulling his arm around you, which you happily reciprocated.

“So, do you have a New Year’s wish yet?” You asked, smiling. You thought he would ponder for a moment, but he answers as quickly as you asked.

“Being yours until the end of time.” He says. You scoff, lighting pushing him aside.

“That’s so cheesy! You can’t be serious.”

“But I am!” He starts, putting his full gaze on you. You can’t help but stare into those baby blues, another reminder on why you’re so attracted to the guy.

“The day I met you was the day I discovered what I truly wanted. Our love blossomed like a flower in spring, new and so tender. I practically fell apart when you talked to me. And that’s the reason for my wish. Being with you makes me feel like that all over again. I hope you’ll let me stay like this forever, sweetheart.”

The sounds of fireworks going off in the background caught both of your attention. You smiled, snuggling in closer to him and taking in his comforting scent of fresh cologne and a hint of cigarettes. A lot better now after being in a relationship.

“Don’t worry, Sanji, I’ll let you until the end of time…”

[jeonghanurl]

idk how I haven’t noticed before that germa 66s belt buckles definitely do not say 66

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