#sanity is for losers

[sanityshorror]

Hello everyone, I usually hate drama but I'm going to speak up on this. PLEASE READ THIS:

Let me make a few things clear

1) I had absolutely no idea who tf Lillian was.

2) YOU REALLY THINK KILLIAN GODDAMN LYNCH IS A RIP OFF OF YOUR SELF INSERT CRAPPY VAMPIRE OC TO SHIP WITH JASON?! 🫥

Hawkssmermaid-art has spent half a year sending spam anons to people claiming COUNTLESS false things about me, such as stalking people, claiming I was lying about being SA'd, among various other countless bs things. She also claimed I'm 'obsessed' with Jason and 'stalking' his creator -- let me make this clear, I neither could be father from the truth . I really don't care about Jason lol. As for his creator, she was always very kind and had nothing but sweet things to say when I spoke to her. Apparently she didn't like me but she never expressed that to me - once. I, obviously on a basic human level, hope his creator is living a good life (99% of people deserve that) but irdc about her or Jason personally. No, I don't plan on showing screenshots of shit because that's incredibly unethical and I see it as a huge violation of boundaries. But this isn't about Jason's creator lol

Hawk sent my best friend THIS (screen shots above) 💀

Hawk, YOU are the one making people uncomfortable. YOU are the one obsessed with Krisantyl, Jason, me, Julius and NOW Killian. Ffs MysticalSorcery, among other creators who I'm not friends with or even downright hate me, have told to STOP AND SHUT THE FUCK UP. All the Creepypasta creators hate you - even though we don't all get along, that's one thing we all DO agree on.

Just, shut the fuck up. This is not the way to go about getting attention from "muh big creators"

Hawk, you've spent half a year lying about me, spreading rumors, trying to damage my reputation, so on and so forth. I'll make sure this gets sent to you somehow.

To everyone: please take not that ALL the anons in the past year making ridiculous claims on me saying I'm a stalker, and all that other crap - disregard them. Another creator caught Hawk red-handed and called her out.

I absolutely do except an apology from Hawk and all those who perpetuated those rumors to harass me.

I'm sick of taking things lying down, especially when I keep to myself

Spam tagged due to the serious nature

Here are a few relevant posts to make things further clear!

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

Lap Pillow

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[tennessoui]

#30 for the ask game!

ahh thank you for sending this :D

[from this prompt list]

30. Your OTP gets to pick out each other’s outfits; what is each wearing?

Anakin whips his head around the moment he hears the doors to the mess open again. But the gleeful anticipation in his chest curdles and then collapses in on itself when he actually sees his master making his way, head held high, towards him.

They'd both lost a wager against their troops through no fault of their own. The simple question, who can knock out more droids: the clones or the Jedi? Do you want to wager on it? had felt like it had an easy answer before the battle. But then at the onset of the charge, Asajj Ventress had been spotted and Obi-Wan's priorities had shifted to capturing the sith acolyte. And then, naturally, Anakin's priorities had shifted to following his master for his own good.

This meant that, altogether, the Jedi destroyed twelve droids. The clones destroyed almost five hundred.

At least, in recognition of their bravery and service to the Republic, Cody and Rex on behalf of the 212th and 501st had allowed a slight change in rules. Anakin was to pick an outfit for Obi-Wan to wear, and Obi-Wan to pick an outfit for Anakin.

Anakin hadn't even been surprised to walk into his quarters and see a replica of Jedi robes, in Obi-Wan's preferred tan and white, laid out on his bed.

He'd been fourteen when he started dressing in darker, nontraditional colors. Browns complemented by blacks complemented, for a period of about a year, by dark reds. He'd sought out difference as a form of self-expression, and he'd known instantly that his master had had his worries about it and what it could signify. If it meant Anakin was turning away from the Jedi or distancing himself in small but meaningful ways.

So of course, given the chance, he'd given Anakin a uniform of almost offensively white and beige attire. Anakin hadn't expected anything less. If Obi-Wan wanted to see him in the typical attire of a Jedi who was he to deny him for one meal? After all, Anakin had requested that the 501st's quartermaster mock up a trooper's shiny uniform for Obi-Wan to wear. He'd spent the last three hours thinking of quips to make, jokes about Obi-Wan's apparent inexperience, about his height in relation to the trooper standard.

And yet when he turns around, all those jokes die in his throat as he sees his master moving across the mess towards him, dressed only in the tight black body suit that troopers wear beneath their armor.

Anakin thinks for a wild moment that he's going to choke on his tongue.

Thank the Force that when Obi-Wan stops in front of him and finally allows his eyes to roam over Anakin's own outfit, he looks, strangely enough, just as affected.

"Oh," Obi-Wan says quietly, eyes filled with some strange emotion that Anakin instinctively shies away from. "They suit you, dear one."

"Master," Anakin replies in a voice that comes out far more strangled than he intended. "Where the kriff are your clothes?"

[wonderlandhour]

Lilia, watching Ash and Malleus enter Diasomnia: it's quite late-

Ash: I don't know how. But he's drunk.

Lilia: . . . What?

Ash: malleus is drunk. Like, blackout drunk.

Lilia: fey have exceptionally high alcohol tolerance, dragons especially. I sincerely doubt-

Malleus: Father.

Lilia, bluescreening: . . . Huh?

Malleus, tilting his head and looking like a confused puppy: do you not like that? Deartháir calls you that, I can call you something else if you prefer.

Lilia, might be crying rn, voice 2 octaves too high: what did you do to him?

Ash: I left him for like, an hour in monstro lounge's new town location to help Azul and came back to a giant drinking competition, everyone else again Malleus. Also- well I just meant to show you something.

Lilia: y-yes? What is it?

Ash: Mal? Tilt your head.

Malleus, tilts his head to a side, hears a ring, and freezes: . . . I make noises? My horns- are ringing? *he hums while tilting his head back and forth. Two strings of bells are ties around and between his horns.*

Malleus: *shakes his head violently causing the bells to go haywire. When he stops, Ash is trying not to laugh and he looks very pleased.*

Malleus: Athair, my horns ring.

Lilia: that- that they do. Ash take him to go lie down. And don't let Sebek see him.

Ash: sure thing boss man. Come on Mally, once we get to your room, you can tell me about your favorite gargoyles.

[yutamayo]

...

[gummy-worms-in-my-brain]

✨✨Live✨✨

💥💥KILL💥💥

[howthebestwaslost-blog]

The Doctor: Rogue, have you thought about this? Properly? I mean, this is serious! What the hell are we going to do?

Rogue: Oh, I thought July.

[crystalpallette]

I finally got a full lineup of these losers(affectionate)

(a ppq fanseries of mine, the royal advisors)

[totally-silly-artist-yep-stable]

save me, arataka reigen, save me my pathetic babygirl

[darkcrowprincess]

Reddie thoughts:

The realization that Stan would have been stuck sitting between Eddie and Richie! Lol 😆 him having to deal with their flirting again after 27 years. Like he would not have been able to take it. I swear Stan would have just snapped and told them to kiss an admit their feelings before dinner was even finished.

[the-blossica-fan]

How to stump any Arcanist not from the 1990s in one simple question:

Who would at least attempt, do you imagine? 😭

(For reference, the answer is D.)

THAT'S WHAT IT MEANS?!

Okay I would bet Regulus would try and choose the very obvious one we all know she would. She didn't try at all.

Maybe Melania would succeed, all thanks to speculation with Ms. Acey. But she would be one of the few to succeed because the others would either not try at all, choose the wrong one on purpose or just fail miserably.

But most arcanists that are not knowledgeable in that would look at it like it was the hardest question in an exam.

[sanityshorror]

Art Commission Info:

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my prices are based on a general $10/hour rate (which is minimum wage where I live).

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$12 no color

+$3 for flat color

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Head Shot: $25

Half body: $35

Full body: $47

+ Basic background: $7

• Complex pose:

+$15 half body;

+ $25 full body

• Each additional character:

$12;

$23

$30

Full Color (will have proper line art)

Head shot: $35

Half body: $45

Full body: $60

• +Basic background:

$15 half body

$22 full body

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• + Complex pose:

+$25 half body; +$37 full body

• +Each additional character:

$23

$34

$47

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Gore

horror

Extreme horror & gore

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OCs/people

Interior and exterior backgrounds

Detailed designs

Animal ears and/or tails on people

18+ art commissions, however you must contact me privately for all information regarding this and provide PROOF you are 18+

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Animals (in the future I will, but I need to practice)

Furries/fursona (uncomfortable with it, sorry:/ )

Political/propaganda type illustrations

Anything with children, not even sweet family fluff stuff, I cannot draw kids, point blank.

Absolutely nothing sexualizing minors. No incest either.

A few examples of my art:

[canidanxe]

this was funny in my head

[muttfangs]

work day from hell. when I get home I'm screaming and crying and then smoking a fat blunt and disappearing for the weekend

god. fuck this. fuck this job. can't wait to not do this anymore.

[brokenxheart]

I am a disappointment.

[fruitface]

me opening photoshop to gif every single frame of isabel (and josiebel) the moment i get bottoms in hd