#sanic this is what we need

[princess-of-the-corner]

Random Fanfic Qutoes!

I forget which fics these are from, but they make me laugh!

He didn’t need to look up to know Tsunagu was smiling at him. Which was good, because Katsuki’s eyes were never going to leave the floor. It was a very interesting floor, and he was going to stare at it until it conceded to his will and swallowed him whole. Any second now.

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barry benson: i’m pan actually

barry benson: i swing all ways

barry benson: violently

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Loaded: Oh I adore Izuku and he has some of the best support item analysis I have ever seen 

Loaded: I also adore Hatsume and would fight god for her 

Loaded: I would rather stab myself with a hot poker than be the only adult in a room with them again 

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Spiderman: My guy 

Spiderman: My homie in whatever eldritch being Izuku summoned this week 

Spiderman: One of my four platonic soul mates 

Spiderman: You are the loudest mother fucker I have ever met and you have bombs for hands

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Katsuki: Regarding yesterday’s shit show

Katsuki: Because shit shows are apparently just an everyday thing now

Katsuki: Like a goddamn las vegas attraction

Katsuki: But you know, my actual life 

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I sawed this boat in half: -Lemony Snicket voice- the word ‘poison’ here can mean many things. 'Poison’ may literally refer to the presence of an unwashed llama in a stream from which a nearby village likely collects its drinking water. Likewise, it may figuratively refer to the effect of greed and isolation on the priorities of a young ruler, or the machinations of a villainous got an advisor on the health and wellbeing of said young ruler. In this case, however, 'poison’ most literally refers to the poison. The poison for Kuzco, the poison chosen especially to kill Kuzco, Kuzco’s poison…. that poison.

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Homochromia: I’m not lying on the floor physically but I am lying on the floor spiritually

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ura-ra-ah-ah-ah: ʕっ•ᴥ•ʔっ :honey_pot: help him get his honey

Ridley: ʕっ•ᴥ•ʔっ he has been a naughty bear… no honey

ura-ra-ah-ah-ah: :gun: ʕ•̀ᴥ•́ ʔ do you think this is a game

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Dwayne Johnson: mina enters the kitchen

Dwayne Johnson: oven: on

Dwayne Johnson: water: boiling

Dwayne Johnson: pasta pot: in the oven

Dwayne Johnson: she is forcibly removed from the kitchen

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Aux cord: im going to eviscerate you and hang your guts over the school gates

KarateKid: no thank you

I sawed this boat in half: remember kids, if someone tries to maim you, just say no. they legally cannot maim you without your consent

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ura-ra-ah-ah-ah: how are you the younger brother

sanic: My brother left all his braincells in the womb so I absorbed them

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Walking phone charger: YOULL NEVER FIND ME

Walking phone charger: I HAVE THE HEART OF A LION

Walking phone charger: AND A LIFETIME BAN FROM MUSUTAFU ZOO

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Walking phone charger: how this conversation began: lol we keep accidentally predicting shit how wack is that

Walking phone charger: us like an hour later: hey have you ever thought about the implications of the government employing kids to fight adult criminals who might kill them

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all might simp: presiding judge who 100% has dealt with nezu before: im gonna have to ask you to be respectful

all might simp: nezu: i will politely decline

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This thing where you say you’re “fine” when you’re clearly not has gotten out of hand. I’m making a Fine Jar. Every time you say you’re fine and you’re not, you have to pay the jar. No exceptions. (Mental health is applicable.)

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Aizawa: Bakugou - it has come to my attention that you held a laundry seminar with the whole class on the third weekend after move-in when you realized that no one knew what they were doing, so thank you.

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These are all great I love them

[tf2heritageposts]

ok its a somewhat more reasonable time to be awake heres the second ask out of idk how many.

gold chains for old men

how to play scout in mvm

tf2 music video set to a song i dont recognise

the scout stare

spongebob chocolate lady

another spongebob related thing

dispenser

sleepwalking sniper i think

happy family

i dont know if this counts but its about autobalancing so

playing as medic sorry if i sent this before

tf2 heavy dating sim picture

another sanic

heavy :o (does this fall into the rules? idk i couldnt tell)

genius who built the decoy base

big fat meanie

tater tots

send in the scouts

the facade apartment

what i know about tf2 (one of those old powerpoint posts)

fucked up demoman sentry buster

i frankly dont know how to label this

tf2 shirts

thigh gap

buff archimedes

you da man

god

we dont need this many snipers

playing tf2 for the first time

cory in the house

engineer screaming

whats cooler than being cool?

heavys pizza song

heavy on the computer

this type of post again

heavy appreciation post

things i love things that i am bad at

forever and always sfm

summoning the steam summer sale

trolling engineer

Huntsman sniper post 1 and huntsman sniper post 2

great gatsby

post about why sniper says fruit shop maybe

enginear engifar engiwhereveryouare

finally used this guy up

[originallymarysue]

Swagmaster and sonic is such a underrated and underutilized dynamic I think. They're literally canonically married yet no one talks about it other than like surface level stuff and trivia knowledge.

Like yeah sonic doesn't like swag back but like at the end scene of if mario was in the sonic movie 2, he at least shows some interest as he cares about what swag thinks of him now he's sanic. Or maybe he's just interested in the diamond or whatever the ring is made of and is pretending to like swag because of that (and also swag would probably kill him if he said no because the dudes part of the military)

Swag is also one of my favourite minor characters which is why I want this dynamic to be explored more. We need more Swag screen time in general but also with others characters other than Chris (and Karen in that one episode).

I also think it's super funny though that the only canonical ship other than axolony is a fucking crackship of all things.

[gojixyz69]

Why I like Vox vs Mr. Puzzles

So recently this matchup was in my head for sometime and I want to explain why I think Vox vs Mr. Puzzles is a good matchup. If you disagree that's completelly fine this just my oppinion so don't take it personalle, anyway now with that sayed let's begin.

Connection:

Both are tv head'ed entitys how wear stylish cloths

Both seek perfection (Vox wanting his brand to be perfect and Puzzles wanting the perfect review)

Both own some sort of company/srraming service (Vox the CEO of Voxtek and Puzzles opening his stteaming service Puzzlevision)

Both are mysterious and can get angry when something trys to ruin there goal (Vox getting angry at Valentino trying to kill Angel whitch would ruin hos brand and Puzzles being pissed of at Mario for ruining his show)

Potential:

Now that we have the connections out of the way let's talk about the potential of the fight. Both characters have arsenals whitch would make it pretty good, you can have Vox going threw the TVs and attakcing Puzzles only to get hit by Puzzles or you can have Puzzles enter himself that way we can get the two fighting in the TVs whitch would make it pretty fun to see when that alone has a lot of potential, you can easily have them fight trew past Death Battles kinda like Billcord, not to meantion that Mr. Puzzles can rewrite time and to all some sorr of stuff so you can have multiple things to do with that as for Vox while we don't see much of him he still does have stuff you can like trying to hypnotise Puzzles or the civilianz and have them attack Mr. Puzzles. And finally the bander would be great, it would be similar to Billcord with Vox taiking things seriouslly while Puzzles threats this as a game until the end when decides to end this, that could really cool and fun to see.

Debate:

Now as for the debate... there actually sorta isn't. If you know how powerful there series are then you know why, but foe those who don't Vox would town to city level from what we're shown while Mr. Puzzles would be much hogher than that since he scales to or evem up scales characters like SMG4 and SMG4 Mario how was able to with stand a black hole and there are characters like SMG0 who destroyed Universes whitch would make him Multiversal, now we don't know how powerful Mr. Puzzles is compare to SMG0 however since he was able to trap SMG4 and other characters and he also has plot manipulation and is able to break the 4th wall it likely that Mr. Puzzles is Universal, as for speed like I sayed he scales to SMG4 how kept up with Sanic with would give Mr. Puzzles FTL speeds to potentially much higher. So yeah clearly Mr. Puzzles has everything he needs to beat Vox.

Music potential:

It's really good, you can have the music start of nice with a bit of an edg to it then the music starts being darker and more sinister and finally it starts playing a bit faster something more like Nightmare and that's just the music if it's a vocal track then tje lyrics would be like Discordant Decipher with both combatants roasting each other that could be really fun to hear.

So yeah those are the reasons why I like this matchup it can be extremely fun with a lot of potential, if you disagree that's completely fine this is just MY opinion so don't take it pwrsinalle.

[heavenlyhoundoom]

Sun and Friends show episode 2.

Sun: Hello everyone, and welcome back to the Sun and Friends show. Today, we're playing gmod sandbox.

Scythe: Wait, I got a question.

Sun: What is the question, Scythe?

Scythe: What do you do in gmod sandbox?

Sun: Well, you kinda just screw around with anything you find interesting.

Hunter: And how do we do that?

Scythe: Yeah, what are the controls for this game?

Sun: Okay, press W to go forward, press S to go backward, press A to walk left, press D to walk right, hold Shift to Sprint, hold Alt and press W, A, S, or D to walk slowly, press the Spacebar to jump, press Ctrl to crouch, and press V then press one of the WASD keys to noclip.

Hunter and Scythe:(confused) Okay...

(The two try to use the controls and actually get the hang of it pretty quickly).

Scythe: Oh, hey. We're actually got the hang of it.

Hunter:(excited) Can you tell us how to spawn things, please!?

Sun: Sure thing. To open the Spawn Menu Press Q and hold it until you are done using the spawn menu. Or you can press F1 once and it will stay open untill you press Esc. To spawn something press on one of the items on your Spawn Menu and at the top of the Spawn Menu it will have categories, to go to the Category all you need to do is left click your mouse button on it.

Hunter: Okay.

(Hunter goes into his spawn menu and tries to spawn something in).

Moon: You've doomed us all.

Sun: Oh, come on. What's the worst Hunter can do?

(Hunter spawns in a watermelon).

Moon: Oh, I was expecting something much worse.

Hunter: Watermelon!

Chica: What were you expecting?

Moon: I don't want to give Hunter ideas.

Chica: Oh, okay.

Scythe:(excited) Let me try!

(Scythe goes into his spawn menu and spawns in a car).

Scythe: Yes!

Roxy: I was expecting things to be more chaotic.

Moon: Just wait. Things are gonna derail sooner or later.

Highlights

1.(Ruin joins, and his mic was glitching).

Everyone but sun: (Laughing really hard)

Sun: Are you okay, Ruin?

Ruin: Y̸̺̦̒̓è̴̥̩̌a̶̻̓͝h̷̼̠̽,̵̛̩̻͘ ̸̱̳̅m̶̱̱̓͊y̵̮̏͊ ̸̰͊̚m̷̡̱͗i̴̡̯̍͠ċ̶̨̅ ̵̼̘̎̐ī̷̧͔̏s̵͔̆̎ ̶̜͠j̴̝̅̓ȗ̸̫͒s̴̻̽t̶̖͝ ̴̼̏b̶̻̣̈́ę̴̉̑i̴̟͕̋͝ṉ̷͑g̴̫̈́́͜ ̶̺̽́s̴͐̉͜t̸̢̫̂u̷͎̤̒p̷͇͆̈́ȋ̵̢͌d̷͈̍.̴̢̈́

Eclipse: Oh My God, you sound so dumb.

Ruin: Ḣ̷̅ͅe̷͈̮͊y̵̝͑!̴̢͚̅͠

Eclipse: (Laughs to the point of crying).

2.(Moon is trying to build a replica of the solar system when Hunter starts spawning in more watermelons).

Moon: Would you stop spawning in watermelons!?

Hunter: No.

(Hunter keeps spawning in watermelons until he starts wondering something).

Hunter: I wonder if you can eat in this game.

Moon: You can.

Hunter: Really, how?

Moon: You have to press K.

Hunter: Press K, really?

(Hunter presses K and dies in game).

Hunter: What the fuck!?

Moon: (Laughing).

Hunter: What the Hell, Moon!?

Moon: I was just fucking with you. You really have to press E to eat.

Hunter: Okay, but how do I respawn?

Moon: Just go to your console and type in respawn.

Hunter: Okay.

(Hunter does just that and respawns).

3.(Sun is playing with some ragdolls when Scythe comes in, driving the car he spawned in earlier) .

Scythe: Sun, come with me if you want to live!

Sun: What?

Scythe: Hurry, Sun. There's no time!

Sun: What's going on?

(Sun and Scythe are suddenly killed by Sanic).

Sun: (girly scream in terror).

Sanic: You're too slow.

Scythe: That's what's going on.

Roxy: Who spawned in the nextbot!?

Trashcan Man: I spawned it in, I'm sorry!

(Trashcan Man gets killed by Sanic).

Trashcan Man: Oh, crap!

(Sanic starts to chase Ruin).

Ruin: O̷̤̍̒͊͗̈́h̵͎̒͝,̷̜̜̝̺̖̾ ̷̡̛̟̂͆͠s̴̰͍͍̤͓̓͋͌̋ͅh̸̲͒̓̈́̀i̶̧̜̞͔̭͊̈́̋̾̐̒͜t̷̼̗̋̅̾̾̊!̶͔̦̊̍͆

(Ruin tries to outrun Sanic, but to no avail).

Ruin: D̷͉̥̮̈́̽̿̓͘͝å̶̢̯͍̄͋́m̴̟̹̠̱̄̃ͅm̶͍̣͕̜̩͌ͅi̴̢̝̰̯͂̃͌͛́͗̕t̴̨̜̦̯̰̳͚̀!̶̱͎͉̯͖́̔̋̒͑ͅ

(Eclipse eventually despawns the nextbot).

4.(Chica changes her player model to Elmo).

Chica:(Elmo impression) Elmo has joined the game, yay!!!

Trashcan Man: Woah, how do you change player model?

Moon: You need to press K.

Trashcan: Press K, really?

Hunter: Don't do it, Trashcan Man!

Trashcan Man: Why not?

Hunter: Because pressing K actually kills you!

Trashcan Man: How do you know that?

Hunter: Because he pulled the same trick on me!

Trashcan Man: Is that true, Moon?

Moon: Yeah, it is.

Trashcan Man: You cheeky prankster.

Moon: What can I say, I hang out with Eclipse a lot.

Trashcan Man: So how do you really change your player model?

Chica: You have to hold down c and go to the player model. Then it will bring up a character/player model selection part. Press on the model you want to choose/have as your player model. To select them, press on the mouse 1 button. To look down at more playermodels, use your mouse 3 button to scroll down. There will be more player models as you download more mods/addons from the steam community workshop page for Garry's Mod.

Trashcan Man: Okay.

(Trashcan Man does just that and changes into the funny rat player model).

Moon: Really, Trashcan Man? Out of all the player models you decide to be a rat?

Trashcan Man: Hey, don't judge me!

(Trashcan Man pulls out a crossbow and shoots Moon).

Moon: Well, that was needlessly aggressive.

5.(Scythe is driving his car again and accidentally runs over Eclipse).

Eclipse: What the Hell, Scythe!?

Scythe: Oh, shit. I'm sorry.

(Everyone else starts laughing).

6.(Hunter was going through his spawn menu when he discovered "something magical").

Hunter:(muted so no one could hear him) Everything will go boom...

(Hunter noclips over the rest of the gang, who are screwing around with some ragdolls).

Roxy: How does that feel, Voldemort?

(Roxy is sticking a broom up you know where).

Sun: Oh My God!

(Everyone else goes into hysterics until they notice that Hunter wasn't with them).

Moon: Hey guys. Where's Hunter?

Hunter: Up here! Kaboom, Bitches!!!

(Hunter drops the nuke on everyone).

Sun: Ahh!!!

(The nuke blows up, and everyone dies, except for Hunter, who was in god mode).

Ruin: W̶͎̲͔̹̱̱͓̆̀͆͝h̶͖̱͕͌͋́͗̕͝a̷̼̱͈̺̫͓͕̅̍͒̔͘͝t̵̺̠̥̻̘͑̄̑́͐̀̉͜ ̵̡͗j̸͇̺̘̥̱̓̂̿ͅu̸̡̪̟̼̤̬͛̈́̎̇s̶̡̱̹̋̈́̾́͠͠ẗ̷̩̗̦͖͔͍̠́͆̃͂̅͠ ̴̰̫͙̇̓̑̈h̴̼̗͐̋ã̷̧̭p̷͉͖̯͎͉̀̈́͗̍͒͊̎p̴̛̫͕̤͕̖̀̈̽̎̚ḙ̸͓̀̈́̓͌̿͝͝n̸̥̜̻͔̾̊̒̓̾̚͝e̶͖͍̯̾͑d̶͓͌̓̊͌͘!̵̞̝̈́͑͘͘͠?̸͓̦̾͋̉̉ͅ

Chica: It was such a big explosion, we died several times.

Moon: Yep, that's what I was expecting...

Outro

Sun: Well, that was Scythe, Hunter, and Trashcan Man's first time playing gmod sandbox, I hope you all enjoyed the video. Please like and subscribe, and we hope to see you all later.

[ask-owletta]

Heyo. I'm back baybe.

First question. Meet these two, Sanic and Weegee. (For the creator, just search up their respective wiki's and get the info you need from there, if your gonna give them a reaction with Owlleta.)

Sanic: Waddup beyotch?

Weegee: Hey Paisano!

Next question. What are your hobbies?

Another Question. How does it feel being in a endless white void with only us for company?

And finally, are your allergic to anything?

And that's it. I don't have much else today, my mind has drawn a little blank, anywho, bye.

(And actually, one more question for the creator, here's a neat book I found on Wattpad, it's called ASK OR DARE CARTOON AND ANIME ALL STARS. Give it a read! It's super neat. And one of the only stories that isn't a cringe shipping story. Heh.)

Bunmin: *pushes Owletta out while whispering* nothing can hurt you here, that’s a promise. That said, I have an answer for Sanic for you. *whispers inaudiblely*

Owletta: *nods almost laughing* Scuse me good sir, I am a birb, not a doge. *she then shyly waves at weegee* Hello. *gets strange bad vibes*

*shortly after they leave, Bunmin comes out from behind the wall she was watching from*

Owletta: *stares at the other questions* K so being in the void is surprisingly relaxing, Tesla keeps an eye out, and tries not to make things boring. Let’s just say for me it sure beats home…if I can even call it that.

Bunmin Tesla: *beams happily* I do what I can, if she ever needs anything, I’ll do what I can to accommodate.

Owletta: *chuckles* All in all things are fine. As for allergies, not really, I’m a carnivore so I know what not to eat, but like most fairies I know of or have heard of, we don’t really have allergies. For some you can count steel, but not my kind for some reason. On the other side, I don’t think it’s impossible, just not something I’ve ever come across. And we’re always here so don’t worry about drawing a blank, it happens to the best of us.

(As for your recommendations, shoot me the link! More than happy to give it a look!)

[awkwardsonicphotos]

Day 55, He found the Sonic head on a stick and just laughed and said we need to keep it there. Later he went down and finally saw the giant back drop in the basement. He was so confused where I got it and how I got it up. But he thinks it’s great all the same. Now I have placed this on his Star Trek blu ray cover.

Day 56, Placed this yelling Sonic near the stairs. My husband meanwhile saw the Great Gatspeed and was horrified exclaiming “Ew! What is this?!”

Day 57, I used the last of the Sonic wrapping paper to cover this old tv we have. My husband also found the chandelier Sonic. He loves each and every one of these Sonic’s. He told me multiple times now he wants to leave them up when his brother and his wife comes to stay with us for a week. I’m not sure if I can hold out that long haha! This has completely back fired on me and it’s hilarious. He told me he won’t concede to taking down the Sonic’s. I didn’t even ask him to or told him why I’m doing all this. But…. I. Must. Keep. Going….

Day 58, A new love.

Day 59, this Sonic stares on in one of the showers. Also my husband noticed the locket I was wearing and asked about it. I opened it up and he almost spat out the water he was drinking. And today he recklessly drove with the windows down and the picture of sonic on the dashboard was tragically lost. He finally got off of the hood of the car. So I replaced him.

Day 60, placed this in honor of how my printer probably feels.

Day 61, Placed this Sonic on the bathroom scale.

Day 62, he found the scale sonic and shower sonic and said, "Oh no, fat Sonic." Now I have placed this Sonic colored hedgehog with my hedgehog plush collection.

Day 63, A new Sanic for Zorro’s bed.

Day 64, dying Sonic with skeleton showing on this needle bin to represent my unenthusiastic feelings to my new medication.

Day 65, He saw the skeleton Sonic and couldn't figure out what he was looking at. He just kept repeating, "What is that?" And I have now placed this Sonic on the tv.

Day 66, He laughed at Sonic Live on the tv and thought Zorro's new picture was funny as well. So now a DJ Sonic plays jams on his computer speaker.

Day 67, He found the Sonic picture with all the hedgehog plushies as he was working on his xbox again. He though it was cute. I thought it was time for an informational image about Sonic.

Day 68, What the? A faker has appeared.

Day 69, The becoming of Sonic. My husband also finally found the Sonic wrapping paper covering the tv. He wanted to know why I wrapped it up.

Day 70, A new picture to add to the fridge. Alex found the mirror last night and I heard him choking from laughter from the other room.

Day 71, Sonic's friends are here now! My husband hasn't noticed the last few images yet. They may be blending together now.

Day 72, New plant decor. Also my husband finally found the Sonic on the printer and all of Sonic's friends in the window. He has finally considered this may be getting out of hand.

Day 73, A picture added to my Kirby/Sonic collection. He found Tails in the plant and helped me put back up the giant sonic poster in the basement because it fell down.

Day 74, Shadow is here to make sure the linens are washed right.

Day 75, Knuckles guards the basement storage. Also while helping me do laundry today my husband found the hidden Shadow and said we had a rat problem. Rude.

Day 76, Not a photo today but I did buy this Sonic vs eggman set and placed it in my studio.

Day 77, Eggman with the eggs. My husband found the playset and thought it was cool and started to play with it. He said he thinks Eggman knows Sonic and everyone is a cartoon and that's why he tries to destroy them with cartoon contraptions instead of using normal means.

Day 78, an Amy arrangement for the kitchen. He found the kirby truck chasing Sonic and finally saw the sonics on the printer and his speakers. I asked him how many sonic's we had in the house again and he said 25. We are having family come stay with us in a few days and he wants to keep all the Sonic stuff up.

Day 79, A motivational Sonic for my computer desk.

Day 80, we're so close to 100.... so this is a message that I won't stop until at least then.

Day 81, our smoke alarms make the loudest noise in the known universe so I placed this screaming Sonic on one of them.

Day 82, I edited this picture of my siblings so they are holding up Sonic instead of me and hid it in the coat closet. Meanwhile my husband told me his co workers noticed the Sonk photo on his car and asked if anyone honked at him.

Day 84, Money Sonic on the money jar. I told my husband about our soon to be sister in law being freaked out and confused by all the sonic photos around the house on her surprise visit the other day. He found it hilarious. He said it's Sonic's house now, we just live here.

Day 85, How to care for your Sonic. Very important.

Decided to try something.

Day one of adding photos of Sonic in my house until my husband tells me to stop.

[thestorygenerater]

Question, why do people like fan made stories that are… I don’t know the word to describe it, dark? Edgy? Putting a character in a no win situation and getting them to act out of character? The best example I have are creepypasta EXE things but those aren’t the only ones that do this, they just do it the most because their stories.

But the characters are usually thrown in a situation without any buildup, are doomed from the start and are taken out of character while doing so, and no happy ending is achieved, even after the whole story of build up!

I’m going to use Sonic as an example because he has an original EXE fan thingy and an actual in universe zombie invasion!!! (I know this but STILL, HELLO!?!) it’s not the only one and it doesn’t do everything I don’t like, but it is the best example I got.

So Sonic.EXE is a Creepypasta where Sonic or the player gets possessed by (INSERT EXPLANATION HERE) Kills… enough flickies to make Green Hill’s water red, KILLS TAILS KNUCKLES AND EGGMAN?!?!? Then goes and presumely does the same to the rest of the world?! There is so much wrong with that formula!

1. We don’t see Sonic do ANYTHING. I’m not talking about fighting from the inside, I’m talking about build up. How did this happen? Did this happen during an adventure or sometime off screen, (like the BS flicky murder) was it gradual or sudden, was it blatantly obvious or was it subtle.

2. Half of the story is off screen. It’s fine to have some story picked up from context clues but Not Fricking half the story! Ok seriously, part of story telling is Character interactions, even if the character is interacting with no one we get to see what is going on inside their head. But showing none of that kills any in-depth explanation beyond “oh I just wanted to make sanic kill everyone :))))))))))))”

3. WHY ARE THERE SO MANY POINTLESS DEATHS!?!? Ok again, seriously. Character interaction is part of storytelling, but killing off a character just to hurt another character or the audience is lazy. It’s called Fridging and it isn’t a good thing. The before mentioned flickies? Killed by Sonic off screen to show how evil he is now. It doesn’t ADD anything beyond edginess.

3.5. No main characters would die like they do here. Each character you play as dies (unless you are playing a different version) after finding EXE in increasing gruesome ways, the problem with this? You aren’t playing as nobody Barry, you are playing as two of Team Sonic plus Eggman! You are telling me that Tails couldn’t outsmart EXE enough to escape at all? That Knuckles couldn’t do anything with his LITERAL earth shattering strength? That Eggman who has been fighting sonic for YEARS and has survived HUNDREDS of things that no man should would die to Edgy Sonic? And that’s excluding characters like Shadow who can mostly MATCH Sonic. I’m not saying they beat Sonic even unpossessed but they now can’t escape with their lives?

4. The biggest problem I have with this storytelling, is that there is no Goal, it’s exclusively just Sonic or any character killing or being killed for drama. There is no hope, no win condition, and while story’s don’t NEED those, the characters on the other hand need a Goal. Something to strive towards, something they can lose hope in, something that gives them direction even if it’s not going to lead to a perfectly happy ending. Does Team Sonic and Eggman feel like the type of people who would just survive an apocalypse, or are they the type of people who try to conquer it? Even without all that stuff, they all have had experience with saving the world, even Eggman, why not try finding the chaos emeralds or the master emerald. There’s cyberspace, that connects to your mind, they could use that to save sonic. They could try to get G.U.N’s support so they could SAVE OTHER PEOPLE BECAUSE THEY ARE HEROS (or for Eggman’s case, wanting more resources to destroy Sonic/EXE) and even if they can’t do that and EXE gets the emeralds first, what about Blaze’s dimension, she can turn into Blazing Blaze and recovered Sonic’s memory once, she could be useful.

Compare that to the Official Sonic IDW Metal Virus arc. While everything seemed hopeless (especially because it wasn’t just ONE EVIL SONIC they were facing) they kept moving. Even when they were down to only Angle Island being safe, with one shuttle full of survivors, and a bad future all but confirmed from silver, THEY KEPT LOOKING.

That’s the problem I have with storytelling like this, they undermine the characters and their actions just for a ‘dark story’. It takes away their determination and dooms them while making all their time to fight back worthless. These type of characters should TRY to save people, if doomed they should spend their moments fighting to keep everyone safe even if it’s just buying precious seconds. But they should also be able to stand strong on their own, to not be nerfed in order to be ‘realistic’ just to bolster your threat. Give the characters time to process the threat, to see how bad it is without fridging characters to ‘speed up’ the process. Even if the characters aren’t the hero type, make sure they have a Goal so they have something to gain and lose, give them some stakes other than death.

Looking back the issue the word I’d use to describe those stories are, “try hard dark apocalypse.” It try’s to hard to force the apocalypse esque hopelessness onto characters that won’t act that way at all, or at least not for a while

[blazehedgehog]

Hate to break it to ya, but the Crazy Carl "Sanic" scene got a lot of grown-ass adults laughing as well. Reference-based humor is all the rage now.

I mean, that doesn't surprise me, if that's what you're thinking. Adults can also laugh at references kids get.

I just don't think that kind of humor is very, I dunno, healthy?

Like, I could sit here and write a mile-long blog that's just

Remember The Wuzzles? Remember The Popples? Remember Boglins? Remember MadBallz? Remember Moon Shoes? Remember Gak? Remember Floam? Remember The Cramp Twins? Remember when Cinnamon Toast Crunch used to have three chef mascots instead of one? Remember when Cookie Crisp featured a thief stealing cereal and a keystone cop was trying to stop him? And before that, it was a cereal wizard? Remember Capitol Hill Critters? Remember The PJ's? Remember Problem Solverz? Remember The Secret Adventures of Alex Mack? Remember WMAC Masters? Remember Ronin Warriors? Remember Project GeeKer? Remember Funky Cops? Remember Mike, Lou and Og? Hey, whatever DID happen to Robot Jones, anyway?

Was any of that funny? It took exactly no effort for me to do.

There's nothing wrong with cherishing nostalgic memories but for brand holders it's literally the cheapest, easiest thing for them to cash in on. They effectively hold those memories hostage and bring then back out again when they need the money.

It's one thing when I find an old Ninja Turtle at a thrift store and it tugs my heart strings because it's something I pined for as a kid or actually owned and then lost.

It's another when it's multiple international corporations going "remember this thing we used to sell you? tell you what, we'll do a special, limited run, and sell it to you again. but be warned: it'll cost you 10x what it originally did. Because it's extra special now."

That's not necessarily what you're talking about, but it's all part of a cycle of businesses using "remember this?" as entertainment, marketing, and merchandise.

Nostalgia is to be shared with friends, and businesses aren't people.

Crazy Carl's drawing of Sonic could have been anything, but they chose a dumb meme. And for me, that sucked all the fun out of it. Because now, instead of laughing at a funny picture of Sonic, my brain's first reaction is "oh, that's just a meme. Kids use that to troll each other."

References aren't jokes.

[lushiwrites]

Burnt Muffins & Bad Choices - STH Roomates AU!

Anything in this Roomates AU!, you will find under my hashtag #roomates au main story

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This story I wrote about a year ago, I might change it up a bit later-

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"YO SANIC!!! WHERE'S THE OVEN MITT?!" Silver runs around the dorm to get to the oven before the couple of muffins they made burn.

"Over there, on the counter." Sonic says nonchalantly and points at the glove, with his feet up on the coffee table, leaning back some.

"DANG IT, SONIC! GET UP OFF YOUR LAZY ARSE AND HELP ME OUT FOR A CHANGE!!" Silver yells and makes Sonic jump a little before he groans and stretches out.

"Fine, but only because you asked so nicely." Sonic says sarcastically before rolling his eyes. "Why are you making muffins anyway?"

"Did you listen at all? Amy and Blaze are coming back from their girls vacation in one hour and Blaze is going to kill me if we don't get these done in time!" Silver runs around the kitchen and takes out the burnt muffins.

"What are we making these for anyways?" Sonic asks and Silver groans.

"Seriously, do you ever listen? We need to make them for the bake sale that we all have to pitch in for. Amy and Blaze already made their fair share of muffins and they are just waiting for us at this point to make ours because I promised Blaze that I would make the other half so it wouldn't be just them making one hundred muffins alone!"

"Well, why don't we use one of Tails's inventions he made before he went his own way to the smart college?" Sonic asks and speeds to his room area.

"What invention?" Silver asks and looks to see Sonic now holding a big bag.

"This." Sonic takes a little dial out of a bag of things and smirks as he goes to connect it to the oven. Tails has been working on some new baking technology to start a business and decided now, when the muffins are being cooked for the bake sale, that he would start it.

"Sonic, was that tested?"

"I mean, I think so. I don't think Tails would just send a prototype or something to me without testing it... or would he? Well, let's test it out and see anyways!"

"SONIC NO—"

The oven explodes and the whole kitchen air bursts into flames! Now, what they should've done was look around the kitchen for the fire extinguisher that is right in the closet or maybe use the water from the sink, but what would be the logic in that. Sonic starts blowing on the fire and Silver starts fanning it with a towel.

"WHY WOULD TAILS SEND THIS WITH ME?!"

"IT WASN'T HIS FAULT, ON THE THING IT SAID IT WAS A PROTOTYPE AND TO NOT CONNECT IT TO SOMETHING METAL!!! Wait... what was the thing supposed to do anyways?"

"It was supposed to make something go faster, and I was thinking like 'oh, this would be so useful in this situation!' So I grab it and stick it to the thing."

"Nice logic, Sanic. Now we're stuck in a bad situation. Blaze is going to kill both of us! I'm more worried about me, but you too."

"Gee thanks, Silver."

"But seriously, Blaze is going to beat the living daylights out of the both of us. How are we supposed to get ourselves out of this one?" Silver shakes his head as he looks around at the mess they both made. There is muffin batter splattered across all of the walls of their small living space. Metal pots and pans are scattered all along the floor and there isn't a hint of anything that looks like it's in tact, including the muffins they should've had made already at this point and time into the day. Sonic sighs and sits down on the couch. The couch falls apart and he falls onto his butt and sighs even louder as he goes to sit on the coffee table, which randomly explodes into a bunch of pieces.

"GAHH WHAT THE HECK?!" He yells, angered and confused.

"Okay let's not panic... we have time before they get—" Silver starts before he hears the doorknob click.

"Oh brother..."

[raven-at-the-writing-desk]

*In front of Riddle’s dorm room; a small, plain cardboard box sits by the door. Inside, a shirt with a poorly drawn, surreal… Yet familiar blue hedgehog had been thrown into the box haphazardly. Somewhere in the mess, a hastily scrawled sticky note had also been thrown into the package.*

“HAPPY BIRTHDAY RIDDLE!!!! I hearddd you lieked liked hedgehogs, so we brought ? bought! Got you your own! Can’t wiat wait to see you wear it at the next unbirthday~”

"... What in the name of the Great Seven is this?"

Riddle grimaced as he unfolded the contents of the mysterious cardboard box: a black T-shirt with a peculiar creature on it. According to the poorly written sticky note that had come with the box, that creature was a hedgehog--but in Riddle's eyes, it in no way resembled one! It was far too crude, composed of wobbling lines and haphazard shapes, like a young child's scribbles.

Riddle checked the box on all sides. No return address, no sender name.

... Figures. What am I to do with this now?

"Oiii! Riddle-kun!"

His head quirked up at the voice calling his name. "Cater. You have need of me?"

"Not for anything in particular! I just wanted to make sure you were having fun at your party!" The third year flashed a cheeky grin and a wink--but his eyes quickly found their way to Riddle's new shirt. "Oh hey, is that one of your gifts?"

"Well, yes... But it is an odd one." He reluctantly turned it over to show off the hedgehog on the front. "You see? Not very wearable at all."

"Pfft...!!" Cater stifled a giggle. "Dorm Leader, are you telling me you don't know what Sanic is?"

"I'm not familiar, no." Riddle frowned. "... Are you?"

"Of course I am~ Sanic's an infamous meme, you know? I'm honestly surprised you've never heard of it before." Cater held a finger to his lips, his green eyes shimmering in conspiracy. "If you'd like, I can tell you all about it! Then you can wear the shirt with pride at your next birthday party."

"Please do. As Dorm Leader, I am happy to learn all manner of new things. It could serve the dormitory well down the line."

"Alright, alright, no need to take it so seriously~ Just leave it to your beloved Cay-kun!"

[rex101111]

I probably should have had more faith in Jeff Fowler’s ability to make a good sonic movie. Two reasons for this, specifically. Firstly, Sanic.

No. No that wasn’t a joke, I’m being serious here. Sanic isn’t exactly the biggest Sonic meme out there. It’s not one of those memes that you see popping up every where, but it’s still well known enough that anyone who’s been a Sonic fan for a while will be able to recognize it right away even if they don’t really know the history of it.

In essence, Sanic is just a badly drawn Sonic that just kinda...stuck around for god knows what reason, the internet gets attached to weird shit sometimes you just can’t really predict it.

And Jeff put it into the first movie. Now, incorporating memes/internet meme culture into movies has historically...not gone well. Nearly at all. Whenever they get included it’s always loud and in your face and just so...clunky. Barring very few exceptions it’s done in a way where you can clearly see that whoever put that in there did like, two minutes of google just to find the meme, see a few examples of how it’s used, and shoved it into a scene to get a really cheap laugh. 

But Jeff put Sanic into the first movie in a way that made very clear he knew what this shitty Sonic drawing meant, he knew it was just this silly little thing that didn’t need to be included with a bang or a lot of noise for people to get it and get a laugh out of it just being there. And he didn’t! He placed it in a relatively quiet, amusing scene, it appeared on screen for like half a second, made perfect sense in how it showed up in context, and then the movie moved on. 

If you knew what Sanic was, and considering this was a Sonic movie chances are you did, you’d get a quick, incredulous laugh (seriously I watched this with my friend on netflix and we had to pause the video because we just had to boggle and mutter Sanic?? really? to each other), and then the movie didn’t spend any more time on it so it didn’t milk the joke. And if you didn’t know, it was just this quick joke that goes away as quickly as it shows up so you can ignore it.

And that shows that Jeff put a lot of thought into the first movie, safe as it was...compared to the second at least.

The second reason is that one of his first jobs was working on cutscenes for Shadow The Hedgehog. For those of you unaware, Shadow the hedgehog is a...not very good game (i say this from first hand experience. It is very much Not Good and usually not in a fun way either) and had a, from what I heard, a pretty fucked development cycle. (not 06 bad but pretty close and by the state of the game I believe it)

If one of your first career experiences is going through the fuster cluck of helping to develop Shadow The Hedgehog, and then you willingly attach yourself to the head of another Sonic project, the only logical explanation is that you harbor a genuine, deep love for this franchise against all evidence that we all really shouldn’t, and that is the kinda guy you want at the head of a video game movie adaptation.

[yusuke-of-valla]

Okay, but what would NB!Shez look like? We need triplets AU in Fodlan, three houses man! Tell me that each Byleth would be like Huey, Dewey, and Louie from DuckTales 2017. Now with the Shezs, it's like Powerpuff Girls vs Rowdyruff Boys, but the boys have Infinite's motivation from Sanic.

I think the funniest thing for NB!Shez is to have a haircut that’s similar to Arval’s but with the Emo bangs like this:

(Xatys from the webcomic #Blessed)

Arval having to have three Shezes though would probably be suffering

[schibi12]

Sonic the Hedgehog Live Commentary

Aka me being a noob to Sonic and missing a bunch of references lol

Aw baby Sonic!!! He look so cute 🥺🥺🥺

And he has such an adorable voice!!! 🥺

Oh hey some knuckles or I forgot the name of their species they're like naked porcupines lol

Noooo they killed mama owl

Aww poor baby Sonic 🥺, godamit I'm already getting emotionally attached

You are funny Mr James Marsden you are

I just had flashbacks to the first trailer with the original design *shudders*

Aw hell yeah excellent choice of a song "Don't stop me now" 10 out of 10 ok but that turtle scene is so wholesome.

Sonic little cave/hole is kinda cool not gonna lie

Mushroom world possible reference to a certain Italian plumber who eats shrooms perhaps

SANIC!!!

Aww Sonic is so lonely 🥺

Oh baseball nice!

But he is still alone 🥺, holy cow this dude almost broke reality with that explosion

Ah here he comes Mr. Eggman, Jim Carrey can do no wrong

That Olive Garden sponsorship ew

"Uhh...Meow?" Iconic lol

Good Guy James Marsden helping out his community even if that includes a blue alien hedgehog that can go 300 miles per hour

Wait Robotnik is an orphan?And Sonic is also an orphan? Are we setting up some parallel themes to our antagonist and protagonist? Am I reading to much into this movie? Yes probably

Fluffy Sonic!!

The Bar Fight scene which many people assume it was inspired by Quicksilver from the X-Men franchise but the Director said he was actually inspired by Over The Hedge lol

Random thought but how old is Sonic?!?!

Spin Dash! You see I'm not such a noob I know a bit of Sonic lore, concept idk lol

Aw yeah he flossing lol

Ok how come this movie is more realistic with explosions lol but also poor sonic

Why did he just licked the quill??? lol

Oh I am vibing with Eggman and his tunes

AAAAAAH! he said it he said it!!! Gotta go fast indeed!

Aww the little gave him her sneakers so that his feet won't hurt anymore and he had never received a gift before that is so nice and wholesome 🥺

More slo-mo speedster scene

Oh hey it's the Super Smash pose

Poor Crazy Carl the whole town needs to apologize to him ASAP

And Sonic goes all Thor, in what Sonic game does this happen lol I'm just joking

Ugh this Olive Garden sponsorship is just make it stop please I hope this isn't in the sequel

Aww they gave him a nice lil room in the attic and he has a racecar bed so wholesome 🥺

Not gonna lie I kinda miss Eggman with his hair but I get it he has too look like his videogame counterpart but that stache 10 out of 10

Mid credit scene here he comes best boi of the whole series, Tails!!! look at him in all his glory yes you go find you future best friend can't wait to see him in the sequel!!!

[sunarou]

Study dates and otome games

—Coming home to you playing with your phone, fangirling about some fiction dudes was not very ideal for Oikawa, especially when you told him you were 'studying'.

Words~ 1.2k

Genre~ Fluff, a lil suggestive (just a lil bit)

Pairing~ Oikawa Tooru x reader

—A/N: I got this request from an anon, I kinda went off, I even made a banner for it since I loved it that much uwu, hope you enjoy this as much as I enjoyed writing it loves

You were supposed to be studying, but why were you hunched over squealing over a guy from a game?

Your door room slowly opened, looking over your shoulder seeing Oikawa, "Hey Y/N-chan~" He greets as he smiles at you. You turned back to your game as you nodded, "Hey aren't you supposed to be studying? Your test is in 2 days! We don't want you failing now do we?" He lightly scolded as he put his hand on his hip. "Yeah yeah~ I've been studying and reading over my notes for 2 hours now! I'm taking a break" you replied

"Still, what are you even doing?" He asked as he moved to the door to your bed, his body sprawled out on your comfy bed. "Oh, just a game" you nonchalantly answer. "Ah, I see," He said, taking out his phone, scrolling through his social media.

"Y/N! There's a new cafe that just opened last week! We should go, I've been meaning to take you on a date anyways~" He sweetly says, slightly putting his head up to look at you, still focused on your phone. He waited for your answer.. nothing.

"Y/N-chan, what are you so focused on over there anyway?" He whined getting up to stand beside your chair he peered over your shoulder seeing you texting a group chat , "Eh? Why are you talking with other dudes? AND ARE THEY FLIRTING WITH YOU?!" He yelled, you turned to him as you flipped your phone down.

"Tooru, those aren't real boys, it's just a game" You explained, "So you're playing a game where you text other boys?" He asked, still skeptical. "Basically.. well just know that they're not real! My friend just told me to download it and I've been playing for weeks now!" You went on. His eyebrows rose, "Still, why would you text those.. those boys when you can text me!" He said, pouting, as he wraps his arms around your waist, bringing you closer to him.

"Don't be such a baby, it's you that I love an-" You got cut off as your phone started ringing, you turned so fast like sanic, seeing 707 calling you, you let out a small giggle before accepting the call. Leaving Oikawa to pout and grumble to himself.

"She has me, the most amazing guy ever, why is she so happy seeing a fake dude call her?" He mumbled as he crossed his arms waiting for you to finish your 'phone call'. Seeing you occasionally squeal and smile really hard, he was getting j e a l o u s.

After the phone call you turn back to Oikawa, he was on your bed, with his face buried on your pillow. You sat beside him, "Hey don't suffocate yourself now" you laugh, as you roll him onto his back, his lips were pursed, "I was waiting for you to finish your 'phone call'" he sarcastically said. "Oh come on Tooru! It's not that big of a deal" you replied, rolling your eyes at him.

"Yeah yeah, just go and talk to your 707 or whatever, I'll be here" He said as he turned around to sulk. You jumped onto his back, "You're the only guy I love though, even if 707 and Jumin are my favorite, it won't change the fact that I only love you!" You reassured him.

"Well, if they were real, would you still be with me?" He turned around to look at you with puppy eyes, you decided to mess with him a little bit. "Don't cross that line" You said with a straight face, but you were actually joking. "Hmph!" He said, puffing his cheeks and turning away from you again."I was just kidding!" You said shaking his arm, "No, go back to your stupid game".

"Okay, if you say so" You teased him, getting up from the bed, he swiftly took your wrist and turned you around, "I didn't actually mean that" He said, his eyebrows furrowed. "But I need to get back to study," You replied, "Yeah? Give me your phone, it's only a distraction to you" He said, releasing your wrist and holding out his hand, waiting for your phone. You let out a small whine and walked over to your phone, picking it up and setting it on Oikawa's palm.

He looks at you satisfied, "Alright, that's a good girl hm? Go back to studying then" He said as he laid back down your bed, scrolling through his phone. You stick out your tongue at him. Sitting back down at your desk. After a few minutes passed, you hear your phone ringing, you quickly look back, seeing Jumin Han calling you, you quickly pounce on the bed. But Oikawa grabs your phone faster, "Tsk tsk Y/N, I thought you were gonna be a good girl and not be distracted by this.. this person" He said, wagging his finger at you.

"Whatever Tooru, can you give me my phone?" You asked as you tried reaching for it, but he just kept putting it farther away, so you climbed up your bed, trying to grab your phone. You pushed his chest down the bed, as he held it past his head, "Oh? Getting dominant with me now?" He chuckled. You just now realized the position the two of you were in.

But before you can get up, Oikawa flipped the both of you, making him hover over your body. Wagging your phone in front of you, "Do you need your phone that badly, love?" He asked, you turned your head away from him, "N-Not anymore," you answered. He places your phone somewhere on your bed as he takes his hand to grab your chin, making you look at him.

"Who's the only man you love hm?" He asks with a sweet voice, "Y-You" You answered faintly, "I'm afraid I can't hear you love, mind speaking a bit louder?" He said, inching his face near yours. "You," You finally said without stuttering, he looks happy, "Of course! As it should be, that wasn't so hard was it?" He said, not letting go of your chin just yet. "But I do believe that you were giving more attention to your phone than me, so, as punishment I'll make you give me.. 100 kisses! Sound fair?" He smiled.

"100?! Like right now?" You asked, he lets go of your chin, "You sound like you haven't given me more than 100 kisses last week" he winks as you blush, "But I'll make it easy by giving you one right now!" He dipped down your lips, giving them a small peck. "One down ninety nine more to go!" He cheered.

"Let's get to business shall we?" He smirks as he captures your lips again, gliding his tongue onto your bottom lips, he lifted you up in a surprise, making you straddle him. You let your hands wander around his body, finally setting them on his neck as he deepened the kiss, letting your tongues tussle together, after a while Oikawa pulls away, softly biting your lip, you both were breathless from the kiss but nothing mattered right now but the way he held you in his arms.

He grabs your head to rest it on his chest, "That's only 2 out of 100 love, we better get to work hm?" He smirked with a mischievous glint in his hazel brown eyes.

~Love Lola 🦋

[movie-robotnik-positivity]

Sonic Movie deleted scene #5: Super Observant Carl

Carl really got the short end of the stick in this movie, huh? At least we can appreciate him with these deleted scenes.

I thought this would be the most pointless one, since it’s just an extended versions of that Sanic reference from the beggining. But something happened.

They showed Tom interacting with the locals! Everyone likes him, even Carl!

One complaint I have about the movie is that it often TELLS us that everyone in town knows and likes Tom and that people need him, but we never SEE it!

Here we are actually shown that people is a known figure and we get to hear more about the mundane everyday tasks Tom does for everyone! Not just helping ducks cross the street or retrieve bagels.

Here’s where that famous behind the scenes shot came from! Remember when people thought he was Robotnik? Good times...

“You’re a good man, Tom, like your father! He always put the people of this town first.”

“I don’t know where this town would be without a Wachowski looking out for us.”

I don’t care if this is on the nose, these lines should have been in the movie!

Not only do we get more info on the previous Wachowski (before it was just Maddie’s comment) but we again stablish that the townsfolk NEED Tom, his service to the people in Green Hills is not as worthless as he thinks it is.

This scene SHOULD have been in the movie, it stablishes a lot that was simply implied and makes Sonic’s speech to Tom have more weight. Not that Tom’s arc is forced or badly done, it works well on it’s own, but this is what it needed.