#sanders spoiler

[muppetable]

"So this fries stuff?"

"Yeah! Potatoes, pickles, you name it!"

"Chicken fingers?"

"Yeah!!"

"h u m a n f i n g e r s ?"

is it not obvious that i love remus

[shyjusticewarrior]

Duke: Dick looks like the type of guy to wiggle his fingers and say "don't mind I I do" when he sees a box of donuts.

Dick: No actually, this is a Jason thing. He does that.

Dick: He, uh, he would have not wanted me to tell you that.

Steph: Please? Dad?

Bruce: I'm not your dad!

Steph: Well you're everybody else's dad, I thought it might work!

[warnadudenexttime]

Ok but if Roman ended up picking this card, I 100% believe Virgil would have made Roman listen to this version.

[let-roman-bite-someone]

oh how the tables have tabled

[cointalks]

Thomas really thought he could add in the two anti-iloveyou characters saying I love you and think we'd be normal about it

[part-time-zombie]

Honestly still thinking about how Remus said "bitch I'm not that out there" in response to how he gives off Florida Man Energy.

What do you mean by that, Remus? You, of all sides, have a limit on chaos and absurdity? There's a line even you won't cross? The physical manifestation of Intrusive Thoughts is tamer and less unhinged than the Florida Man meme, and says it's too out there?

I didn't even think that was possible when it comes to Remus...

but now I gotta know when it becomes "too much" for even him.

[randomnerd737]

wow the darksides want Logan to go apeshit almost as much as the fandom does lmao

[cursedcrazy-starkid]

He really went there huh

[thirteens-pocket-watch]

WHY IS THIS MAKING ME CRY WITH LAUGHTER...JANUS BUDDY WHAT ARE YOU DOING

[loganslowdown4]

Not one

Not two

Not three

NOT FOUR

WE GOT 5 SEPARATE VIDEOS TODAY HOLY CRAP WE WERE FED AND I HAVE THEM ALL RIGHT HEREEEEE

I had to hunt them all down but they were from TikTok (Logan) YouTube Shorts (Patton) Instagram (Roman) & Insta Stories (Virgil)

I can’t get over Virgil’s little nose wrinkle at the end I WAS ALREADY ON THE FLOOR THOMS STOP BEING CUTE GODDAMNIT 😭

[emoprincey]

I love that Janus and Remus remember Virgil having a phase where he only quoted tumblr posts. They were so besties at one point

[dramaticwithoutgender]

In case anyone wanted to see what all the cards Janus wrote for Remus said,

[roseianxiety]

Can someone get their gay asses away /j

[warnadudenexttime]

This took me OUT

[icycove]

@piliiiiiconfusionf you inspired me earlier! Here, have this Patty XD 🩵

[muppetable]

COLD BLOODED JANUS CANON COLD BLOODED JANUS CANON