#sanders sides uncorrect quotes

[sanders-sides-uncorrect-quotes]

Virgil: ...is this what cam girls feel like?

Remus: I feel like cam girls do a liiiitle more then we did

Virgil: well at least they get paid, we had to flirt with that weirdo for free!

Remus: No, we lost a bet, that's not free, it's just hoeing for a bono

Virgil: why would you even put up flirting with Wrath in the first place?

Remus: oh, so you thought he could steal that hotdog roller?

Virgil: NO- IT'S JUST- ugh, that whole video we recorded yesterday- "oh Wrath your villain introduction was so cool-" ew!

Remus: that wasn't even the worst part, the everyone had to watch us do that!

Virgil: plus he probably won't leave me alone for like a month now, he's gonna go home to his video games and make create-a-characters of us.

Remus: yeah he'll kill us in Grand Theft Auto

Virgil: you can make characters in Grand Theft Auto?

Remus: do I look like a bitch who would know?

Virgil: whatever, God I need a Xanax- wait where'd I put i- BITCH THAT WAS MY LAST XAN, HOW'D YOU TAKE THAT?!

Remus: quick hands. Man tiddy and Xanax, what a combo!

Virgil: goes together like peanut butter and Percocet...

Remus: "this is true"

Virgil: oh yeah, he kept doing that! "This is true"

Remus: like he's too good to say "yeah" he has to be a scientist about it

Virgil: heh- and- and what about "ummm okaaay?"

Remus: I HATE it when they do that! Like they have to sound like the gay comic relief cat in every Disney movie

Virgil: "this is true"

Remus: "this is true!"

Virgil: "yes in fact!"

Remus: "quite in interesting outfit!"

Virgil: "stop screaming we're having sex!"

Janus: what are you doing?

V + R: UH-

Janus: sounds like you had a run-in with Wrath

Virgil: what the fuck do you wa- oh he has McDonald's- Janus where'd you get McDonald's?!

Janus: ...McDonald's?

Virgil: bitch gimme a fry!

Janus: IS THAT HOW YOU ASK?!

Virgil: BITCH PLEASE GIVE ME A FRY!

Remus: and yeah we saw Wrath

Janus: me too, I could tell. He was drawing pictures of you guys when I saw him!

Virgil, mouth full: no way

Remus: what were we doing in the pictures?

Janus: like... Being cute, making kissy faces with hearts around it...

Virgil: Remus, we're gonna get murdered! We're gonna get murdered by a guy who can't even tie his fucking shoes!

Remus: well at least he can't torture us, can't tie a rope either

Janus: yeah, but I ripped them up and threw them in the trash, told that hoe to watch it.

Remus: you're the best, Janus

Janus: I know. Okay, I'm gonna go flirt with Patton, see you guys later

Remus: ...he's like the honest bitch ever

Virgil: eugh, I guess... ...

Virgil: ... ...What's gayer, dating a guy or wanting your sworn enemy to have sex with your dead body?

Remus: hmmm... Dating a guy? The second's kinda like using a fleshlight I guess

Virgil: okay... Still could be gayer...

Remus: what were we talking about... Oh yeah, so what are we doing for this next Sanders Asides?

Virgil: it's the movie casting thing right?

Remus: yeah- yeah, so I was thinking-

*BANG*

Virgil: WH-

Remus: I think the AC exploded again

Virgil: god that scared me- okay, sorry, continue

Remus: the challenge should be a cast of bald guys who DON'T look like they say the n-word

Virgil: how is that a challenge?

Remus: name one.

Virgil: Vin Diese- no, wait... Bruce Willi- wow, this is challenging!

*BANG* *BANG*

Virgil: damn, that's alot of AC units...

*buzz*

Virgil: oh wait, that's my phone... Huh, I just got a voice message from Logan.

Logan: hello Virgil, I'm just calling to inform you that the mindscape's on emergency lockdown. Please follow procedures at this time.

Remus: what the fuck was that about?

*BANG* *BANG* *SCREAMING*

Remus: is that...

Virgil, standing up, voice doubling: Wrath's snapped, we gotta get out of here!

Remus: huh...

Virgil: what are you doing?! Let's go!

Remus: we flirted with him yesterday, we're the last people he'd kill, just chill out.

Virgil: THAT'S EASY FOR YOU TO SAY, YOU TOOK MY LAST XANAX! *runs off*

Remus:

*BANG*

Remus:

*BANG*

Virgil: *slowly sits back down*

Remus: I thought you were running for it?

Virgil: security locked the doors...

*BANG*

Virgil: oh my God-

Remus: damn that was a big one!

Wrath in the distance: "TOOK TOO LONG TO APPEAR" YOU SAY?! WERE THE BACKGROUND HINTS AND GLOWING EYES NOT ENOUGH?! WHO ELSE WANTS SOME, HUH?! HUH?!

Virgil: ...is this how the series ends?

[zeni1098]

Since everybody LOVED this idea I thought it’d be fun to draw it lol X0

(I think it’d be fun to see more people draw Remus like this for the giggles lol)

Tag list!

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@canonically47

@justa-snake

@b3nnyh4rr1s

@harmonialcollisions

@emetophobic1

@littlerat2

@3-has-charm

@libiemoon

@sanders-sides-uncorrect-quotes

@brandstifter-sys

@where-are-the-spooky-gays-2

[aideneverybody]

AU belongs to @sanders-sides-uncorrect-quotes

I hope this will suffice? I’m sick, my abilities aren’t Up There rn

[very-uncorrect]

DANGER

If you think you might know me in real life then don't look at this blog or I swear to god I will reach through your screen, pull you inside and hold your head against the griddle, which will be embarrassing for you

(/ref)

If this blog is found by archaeologists thousands of years in the future I just want to say I love you

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Pronouns.page

Some socials:

Discord: prettyuncorrect

Twitter: very_uncorrect

Bluesky: very-uncorrect

AO3: uncorrectly_correct

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List of my other blogs (that I actually use)

Fandom blogs:

@the-spooky-children (Spooky Month)

@sanders-sides-uncorrect-quotes (Sanders Sides)

@hes-as-stubborn-as-ever (Sanders Sides - Analogical blog)

@lost-signals-countdown (Oxenfree)

(used to have more listed here but. yeah I forgor to use them)

My own stuff:

@saraph-smidgens (inspired by Sanders Sides)

@uncorrect-writings (random creative writing stuff)

@strangest-polls (my poll blog)

@astrid-and-the-space-pirates (original story)

@cafe-gato-official (original story)

@minty-splitends (original surreal story)

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Music I like:

Mili

PinocchioP

Will Stetson

Sodikken

Melanie Martinez

scntfc

The Crane Wives

Jack Stauber

Good Kid

Miracle Musical

Cavetown

Inubakumori

MelodySheep

OR30

AU/RA

AJR

Anne-Marie

James Arthur

VOCALOID

Jazmin Bean

AURORA

EVE

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List of fandoms:

Sanders Sides

Spooky Month

Oxenfree

Moominvalley (Snufmin)

STH (unbreakable bond)

Sam & Max (Freelance Husbands)

Spiritfarer (most underrated game of all time play it play it PLAY IT!!!)

Fran Bow

Heathers

Little Misfortune

Camp Camp (RIP 🫡)

Kindergarten

Deltarune

TPOM

BuzzFeed Unsolved/Watcher

ENA

Class of '09 (Jeckole)

The Stanley Parable

Smiling Friends

Welcome to Hell (1 & 2) (Sockathan)

ARCANE

Taskmaster/WILTY/Cats Does Countdown/britcoms

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Some other things I like (aesthetics, YouTubers, things I do, etc):

Fun and silly mogai identities/xenogenders

The Group Chat

Low stake/funny conspiracy theories (the movie Frozen exists because Disney wanted something to cover up results for searches about Walt Disney's frozen head, JFK's head just did that, etc)

Cryptids

Disturbing media and horror (Martyrs 2008, r/distressingmemes, r/nosleep, etc)

Creep Cast

Monster Energy

Doc Martens

Drinking 5 cans of Monster Energy at 3am and listening to music at full volume in my earphones until my head and eyes are sore

Penguinz0

Cinema Therapy

The colour blue (there is not a single bad shade)

Making OCs and stories that I get obsessed with for a week and then never touch again

Liminal space stuff

Wendigoon

Cats (the animal)

Dankpods

EAS scenarios

Goblincore

Matt Rose

Danny Gonzalez

Thinking way too deeply about death at 2am and scaring myself

Jacksfilms

Penguins

Gore

My favourite characters suffering so so much

Steamed Hams edits

Heated/electric blankets

Pretty Much It

Making fun of rich people

Being really gay

RAZZLE

Time loops

Dark academia

Weirdcore/dreamcore

Cosmic horror

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Anti-AI banners

Berrisexual banner

Sapphic banner

Queer banner

Star divider(image)

Star divider(symbols)

Weirdcore and liminal space banners

[a-small-batch-of-dragons]

if you'd like to vote just based on that, go ahead, but I've also written longer descriptions for both projects under the cut :)

Slice of life QPR:

As October draws closer for Brighton City College, well-known for its wild parties and a love for all things Halloween, Hayden Cox and Riley Moore find themselves only half of a friend group as Greyson Stewart and Hazel Edwards aim to climb the ranks of the Halloween social ladder to join the legendary Hosts. But when the two of them discover they've got far more in common than just their friends, their Halloween becomes far less that of Brighton City legend, and something far more...them.

A fluffy, university slice-of-life story involving seasonal hijinks and not nearly enough candy! ~80k, working titles are:

Quite a Peculiar Romance (obvious play on Queer Platonic Relationship (QPR))

Spooked

A Brighton City Halloween

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Gothic found family:

When the Lord of Crosswell Estate plans to wed his niece to a brutish lord to save his wealth, she runs away and stumbles upon Illthern, a forgotten trading village under the control of the monstrous Theodoric Gaut, whom she deceives in order to gain his protection from her wrathful uncle; but when she finds herself face to face with Lord Gaut, who is not what the stories would have her believe, she must wrestle with the monstrosity of her own making before he discovers that his supposed long-lost relative is not what she claims to be.

An inverted sort of Beauty-and-the-Beast that deals with the monstrosity of girlhood and the inherent horror of self-creation. ~170k, working titles are:

Of Beasts and Wretched Things

Shadowcraft

Aurora

If you'd like to add your two cents in about the titles for whichever you'd prefer to see first, feel free to leave it in the tags!

also i'm gonna put my taglist here just 'cause

General Taglist: @frxgprince@potereregina@gattonero17@iamhereforthegayshit@thefingergunsgirl@awkwardandanxiousfander@creative-lampd-liberties@djpurple3@winterswrandomness@sanders-sides-uncorrect-quotes@iminyourfandom@bullet-tothefeels@full-of-roman-angst-trash  @ask-elsalvador @ramdomthingsfrommymind@demoniccheese83@pattonsandershugs @el-does-photography @princeanxious@firefinch-ember@fandomssaremysoul@im-an-anxious-wreck@crazy-multifandomfangirl @punk-academian-witch@enby-ralsei@unicornssunflowersandstuff@wildhorsewolf @thetruthaboutthesun @stubbornness-and-spite @princedarkandstormv  @your-local-fookin-deadmeme @angels-and-dreams@averykedavra @a-ghostlight-for-roman @treasurechestininterweb @cricketanne @queerly-fluid-fan @compactdiscdraws@cecil-but-gayer@i-am-overly-complicated@annytheseal@alias290@tranquil-space-ninja @arxticandy @mychemically-imbalanced-romance@whyiask@crows-ace @emilythezeldafan@frida0043 @ieatspinalcords @snowyfires@cyanide-violence@oonagh2@xxpanic-at-the-everywherexx@rabbitsartcorner @percy-07734@triflingassailantofmyemotions @virgil-sanders-the-gay-emo@cerulean-watermelon@puffed-up-bees@meltheromanstan@joyrose-fandomer@insanitori@mavenmush@justablah65@10paradox10@uhhh-hi-there-i-am-nervous@cutebisexualmess@bella-bugatti-frogetti-baguetti@ultrageekygirl

[corbin-is-sleepy]

Awww thank you!! I love seeing you on my dash too!!!!

@starshower1215 @aestophobia @sanders-sides-uncorrect-quotes

I absolutely love seeing yall on my dash and I enjoy interacting with you and your posts!!

And to any mutual I may have missed I LOVE YOU

positivity train!

if you see this or are tagged in it, tag a couple of your favorite mutuals/blogs and let them know you appreciate seeing them on your dash!

@h0neysugarfree @blueberrylovv @bequiteanddriveeeeeee @cherri-bomb-bomb @eg0mechan1c @fatrexicisback

[hes-as-stubborn-as-ever]

Virgil: I-I.... might kinda.... like you. Like, romantically...?

Logan, face slowly turning red:

[sinistershepherd]

Virgil, venting: Sometimes I just wanna not do, you know?

Janus, only half listening: Of course.

Virgil: Are you listening to me?

Janus: Of course.

Virgil: Do you only play the board game Sorry so that you can be sarcastic when you say ‘sorry’?

Janus: Of course.

Virgil: I fucking knew it-

Janus: WAIT HOLD ON-

[zeni1098]

Decided to draw that intrusive Nico is “WTIT”

lol

(This was based on art by @laser-lance !)

Tags list!!

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@brandstifter-sys

@sa1nt-j1mmy

@sanders-sides-uncorrect-quotes

@devendrawsart

@mimpinightmare

[corbin-is-sleepy]

I love how bright yours is!!

Here's mines!! I LOVE ITTT

Feel free to join!!

@squiggle3worm @sanders-sides-uncorrect-quotes

Which oddly specific colour palette are you?

Thank you for the tag, @citrus-moonlight!!! This is... quite literally my wardrobe color on top of the eyeshadows/lipsticks I wear on the daily so this is actually quite spooky skfjsdkf

Link to quiz.

No pressure tags (and you if you see this!): @sixpennydame @nube55 @littlerequiem @pinkberryfox @thechaoticarchivist

[dragon-in-a-mug]

Logan: What are you eating?

Thomas: Dead grapes

Logan: What?

Thomas: You know... dead grapes

Logan:

Thomas:

Logan: ... Do you mean raisins?!

[asterpaw-2006]

[spacegayparty]

Virgil :smoking is good for the environment because it kills people like climate change deniers

Virgil : I'm doing the lord's work

Virgil, taking a drag : Jesus, don't take the wheel. I got you, you can drive in my back seat and get drunk

[corbin-is-sleepy]

AWWW THANK YOUUU

@starshower1215 @aestophobia @sanders-sides-uncorrect-quotes @logan-the-artist

I would @ every one of my mutuals and followers if I remembered everyone's names on here I LOVE YALL

BEAUTIFUL PERSON AWARD. Once you're given this award, you're supposed to paste it in the ask of eight people who deserve it. If you break the chain, nothing happens but it's sweet to know so. I think you're beautiful inside and outside :] 💕💐💛💛

awww <3

[mxpsychosweetheart]

So I'm writing that broken family au fic I had suggested before, and I keep having to pause for 2 reasons:

1. It's been soooo long since I've actually finished a fic - normally I get about halfway and stop or it just never leaves the outline stage (but I'm determined to finish this one, dammit!)

2. SO MUCH ANGST! Like WAAAAYYY more than I had initially intended! At one point I had to stop because I was crying too much! Ughhh

With that being said, I will finish it... it's just taking longer than planned.

Also, I am NOT editing it, so any grammar mistakes stay in!

[starlightvirgil]

Deciet + Virgil: I'm a villian! I'm so evil! I will destory everything you love!

Patton: Hah, you can't do that! Because I love you both!

Deciet + Virgil:

Patton:

Deciet + Virgil, holding back tears: Why would you say something so sweet to us- we're trying to be edGY-