#sammy obeid

[nando161mando]

Sammy Obeid

[wastedandbasted]

I fucking love this guy 😂😂

[kineticpenguin]

The first time I was allowed to vote in the general election was 2004. I'm an old man. 2004 was the first time they let me at the polls! Boy, I was ready. Flexed my Democracy, I was like, let's go! Who we got, who we got?! Oh man, 2004! We had the privilege, we had the honor of being able to vote for two stellar options: Mister John F. Kerry (yeah you heard me right, Kerry, not Kennedy, okay? John F. Kerry), my best impression of him is moi... Gen Z, if I showed you a picture of John F. Kerry, you'd be like "who is that car salesman? I have no idea who that guy is. Does he replace A/C units? What does he do?" John F. Kerry was the Democratic candidate in 2004, and it was him against the one, the only, the irreplaceable George W. Bush. Okay? It was literally the worst election aside from all the ones that came after it. It was really really bad. But that's just how elections are! You never get good options. You get the options who make you want to vomit the least. You know what I mean? You pick who makes you vomit the least. And if you get juiced for a candidate, there's something wrong with you, I'm sorry. Politicians are wired to in some way shape or form manipulate you and lie to you, even the good ones. So if you get excited about a politician, I'm happy for you, but go to a therapist!

[notfromthisworldsg]

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The infamous quote I have seen.

[fuckityshitbang]

sammy obeid: yes, right. bad math usually leads to racism

[thenerdsofcolor]

Spotlight on Spectacular SWANASA Stars, Part 4

Spotlight on Spectacular SWANASA Stars, Part 4

On this Christmas day, we continue our ongoing spotlight series on some rather amazing SWANASA (South West Asia, North Africa, and South Asia) actors that you should know, whether they are well known or not. What they have in common is that not only are they are all terrific artists but wonderful human beings that have come to our attention recently in their art and advocacy. Here are the eight…

[scorpion-flower]

I fuckin' hate Instagram lives all together, but an Instagram live between Sammy Obeid and Noam Shuster-Eliassi, is an exception.

[kashmirichaiwithmehr]

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[fairuzfan]

do you know about sammy obeid? hes a palestinian american stand up comedian and a lot of his material is about palestine :3 im a big fan hes very funny

Oh yeah I do know him! My mom likes him I think, I haven't really listened to his stuff tho beyond a few clips here and there.

[wastedandbasted]

Hilarious but true 😂😂😂

[apollos-olives]

Do you know Sammy Obeid? He's a Lebanese-Palestinian-American comedian and he is KILLING it lately

never heard of him but that sounds cool! comedy isn't my thing but i'll look into it, thank you 👀

[dear-indies]

hello! can i ask for some male fcs that are of lebanese and white descent? his age would be around 20s-30s. that's all and thank you!

Sammy Obeid (1984) Palestinian, Syrian, Lebanese, Italian, possibly other.

Darío Yazbek Bernal (1990) Mexican [Spanish, Lebanese, possibly French/Basque, likely other].

Michael Vlamis (1990) 37.5% Lebanese, White.

Lincoln Younes (1992) Lebanese / White.

Roby Attal (1994) Lebanese / White.

Antonio Cipriano (2000) 1/4 Lebanese/Syrian, White.

Maro / Marwan Daou (2000) Lebanese / White.

Richie Morris (?) Nigerian / Lebanese.

Hope this helps, anon!

[a-person-on-earth]

Sammy Obeid on X: "Thank you ICJ for bravely ruling exactly what we already knew. Question is, whatcha gonna do? IC you but show us that J" / X

[because--palestine]

PUSHBACK ON ISRAEL JOKE - Sammy Obeid

This guy is a genius. The way he succeds in giving history lessons, criticizing zionism, and talking about the grim current situation in Palestine while making you laugh all at once is just astounding!