#same with the fanon thing i think fanon!dirk is p bad at times hes very infantalised (not as much now but ehh)

[clockworkcheetah]

character bingo: Dirk.

i wouldve struck the 'never done anything wrong in their life' but ehhh im sorta starting to dislike that mentality associated with dirk

[gibbearish]

ok so like. here’s a list of memory things ive figured out so far

• me n rose were identical twins, both afab, n i was Very Very Trans™

• me n kan were v close friends on the meteor, as were jake and i on earth c

• me n kanaya were both trans which was a p big reason we were as close as we were, we would like share stuff and help each other out. we swapped all our old clothes nd it was nice

• me n rose were super close (contrary ro popular fanon we did NOT have crushes on one another prior to discovering we were siblings)

• i was very short, ik everyone likes to think of him as a Tol Lanky Boi but no, i was very short, almost a full foot shorter than karkat

• i wasnt a knight of time, i was a seer of time. sometimes i would zone out watching other timelines, and sometimes i wouldnt be able to wake myself up, especially when i was stuck watching a p hairy tl. the mayor was great at helping with that, he could somehow sense when i was stuck in a bad one and he’d go get karkat or rose or kan - in one of the timelines i watched, me n rose were fraternal twins and we were both trans, it was fuckin adorable and that one was my favorite to watch

• me n jade did go out when we were younger but i honestly don’t know if i actually liked her or if it was more of an “i have to be straight, here is a girl that i find cool, i guess i have a crush on her” type deal. either way i have an intense preference for dudes now to the point where i don’t even know if bi is the right label but. who knows

• bro was bad. very very bad. worse than is shown in canon. i don’t want to get into some of the stuff he did but let’s just say that it kind of followed a parallel to what happened to me irl. cps was contacted many times but nothing ever came of it

• sometimes on the meteor me n rose would do witchy stuff together, it was nice… at one point i told her some of the stuff bro did and she may or may not have convinced me to make and then burn an effigy or five which was Very Cathartic

• me n karkat had a p complex relationship, we were usually oscillating between red n black but faster than either of us could keep track of. at some point we got roxy to void up a quest bed for him

• speaking of roxy!!! we were cool bro pals and it was so cool man, she taught me hacking stuff and i taught her all the makeup stuff i learned from back in my Extreme Denial Phase™ wherein i tried to convince myself i wasnt trans… she had a lot of natural talent but also didnt have near as much exp as i did given that she lived on a postapocalyptic version of earth with a bunch of carapacians and cats for company.

• u better bet ur ASS i called her mom at every opportunity which sort of became something of a running joke on earth c. everyone called roxy mom

• i had trouble being around dirk at first, i was always scared that he was gonna pull some of the same shit bro used to. it took me several weeks/months/??? to warm up to him but after that we were super close

• me n vriska did not get along very well on the meteor but i could mostly just avoid her so it was fine. once we got to earth c and terezi brought her back though, things went south pretty fast. i remember at one point she said something about thinking i was weak and dirk overhearing n being like “dude what the FUCK do u know what kind of shit my alt self put him through” and she was like “yeah but I still think tha-” WHAP dirk punched her in the face, it was so cool and after that she mostly left me alone. that was when i first started being able to relax around dirk too

• me n jake were super cool bros, we both had rlly weird ways of speaking n so like we sorta flocked together. we didnt rlly know what the specific words we were saying meant (to this day i dont know what the fuck a gadzook is) but we made it work somehow

• ANOTHER THING ABT ME N KANAYA: at her n roses wedding she asked me to walk her down the aisle and u better bet ur ass i was crying the whole time. the mayor was the ring bearer and he was adorable

• i fucking love the mayor so much

• gamzee didnt go murder happy in my tl?? i guess??? idk he was just an all-around chill dude… i think me n karkat mightve been poly with him at some point and i’m not entirely sure if that ever ended??? idk either way he’s Super Hot + i’m gay as fuck - if we did go poly ik he and karkat were platonic and me and him were p much always oscillating between ♥+♠ (conveniently it was always opposite me n karkat’s oscillations which was good)

• god tier body had a dick and i was so fucking happy and i think i may have used it somewhat liberally on the meteor lm a o

• i wasnt in a game over timeline but i did watch the main one, and i didnt mention this earlier but it was really disconcerting watching all the ways everyone was different in that one

that’s p much all i’ve got so far but. yee