#sam’s granny

[terrifiedtrinket]

they took baths together as children guys

[the-knife-consumer]

Everyone start granny posting NOW

[chechula]

Granny Wheatherwax and Nanny Ogg on the street of Ankh-Morphork, commission for Becky ♥

[bongwater-supreme]

Granny Weatherwax and Sam Vimes wouldn’t get on at all, and they’d never admit why, but it’s because they’re too similar. They both have an internal morality more sturdy and unmovable than a mountain, they both know they contain the capacity for great evil, but keep themselves in line with self discipline the likes of which most people couldn’t dream of. They both know about the importance of choice, and of truth, and of autonomy. If either of them were able to look past their aversion to seeing their own reflection, and worked together, they’d be fucking unstoppable.

Something about two of the main Discworld series being focused on these intensely determined, stubbornly moral people just really means a lot to me. You’ve got Moist using his criminal mind to help people, and the wizards doing whatever wizards do, and Death showing kindness to people in their most vulnerable moments. And you’ve got these two, making the world a better place whether it likes it or not. It will get better, or else, they say. Or else you’ll have me to deal with.

[heartludwig]

(soft marketable baby versions of) Sam & Max eat a sandwich.

[gigisriley]

CAN ANYONE HEAR ME???????

[goalieflashflight]

Vimes:

You deserve a reward for putting up with me.

Sybil:

*smiles* You are my reward.

Moist:

(Not willing to be outdone) You deserve a reward for putting up with me.

Adora:

Yeah, you’re a real bitch sometimes.

Rincewind:

The path to inner peace starts with four words.

Rincewind:

Not my fucking problem.

Vimes getting a voice message from Sybil

Vimes imping back a text:

I’m a little busy, is it urgent?

Sybil imping a text:

No, don’t worry dear, just listen later.

Vimes in his office later:

*Presses play on voice message* Sybil’s voice: PUT OUT THAT FIRE FOR GODS SAK…

Background noise: Their newest hire Emily screaming and young Sam laughing

Magrat:

Hey, Granny! I made you this friendship bracelet.

Granny Weatherwax:

I’m not a jewelry person.

Magrat:

Oh, well, that’s okay. You don’t have to wear it-

Granny Weatherwax:

No, I’m gonna wear it. Forever. Back off.

Vetinari: I never tell people right off the bat my sexuality.

Vetinari: I wait.

Vetinari: I wait until they say some homophobic shit

Vetinari: And then I laugh and I’m like “you know I’m queer, right?”

Vetinari: And watch the look of terror on their face.

Vimes:

This is bad.

Vimes:

This is really bad.

Angua:

What is it, sir?

Vimes:

I kissed the patrician.

Angua:

Woah. I owe Cheery so much money-

Nobby:

I wanna make one thing clear. You mess with Fred you mess with me.

Colon:

Yeah

Nobby:

Because we’re boys

Colon:

…Yeah.

Nobby:

We’re friends!

Colon:

Yeah!

Nobby:

We’re boyfriends!!

Colon:

Ye…No. No we’re not. You can’t say that-

Nobby:

We’re boys and we’re friends

Colon:

Yeah that’s better.

Nobby:

So we’re boyfriends.

Colon:

No-

[justafterjericho]

Here's my discworld folder for music sheets. À la - what I did during my summer singing camp at the and of August. But hey it did wake up my artistic soul, even though not the type it was arming at xD.

[potato-lord-but-not]

HAPPY GLORIOUS 25th EVERYONE GO GRAB YOURSELF SOME FREE STICKERS !!!! TODAY ONLY HEEMHEEM

(I’m using a google form bc kofi doesn’t have a free option for physical items </3)

[the-knife-consumer]

did you ever draw my QUEEN granny ruth (i love her)

Yes I have here she is again

[chechula]

evening request part 1: Angua and Sam Vetinari and Granny Weatherwax (two separate requests, but I wish that these two meet ♥)

[ancient-tree-with-deathwish]

we need a crossover between Discworld and the Magnus archives - because while all the terrors of TMA are enthralling, it would be bloody awesome to watch them get bodied by Prachet's protagonists:

that blanket demon from the dark finds out what fear really is when Susan finds it, poker in hand.

the spiral keeps playing it's tricks, but no matter what it tries - granny Weatherwax will never question her sanity.

Rincewind gets freed from the lonely when an errant box of luggage somehow finds him within the heart of isolation itself

the end gets instantly obliterated when it learns that the grim reaper himself acted as replacement santa.

one of the fears try to corrupt vimes, turning him into an avatar - but it somehow ends up with him arresting it.

carrot it trapped within the depths of the buried - but it ultimately reminds him of home, no matter how tight it squeezes.

the fears try to sow their unholy artefacts through the city of ankh morpork - but they just get advertised as tourist attractions

[juneyybee]

Cold❄️🐇

Its getting so cold~ I can see my breath~!!

The sketch and the reff's~

[klinefelterrible]

What I love about Terry Pratchett's good characters is that they never fail you. Sam Vimes might push you towards the piss puddle for fun, or put a farting pillow under your chair, maybe tie your shoelaces while you're asleep - but he would never fuck your wife or piss into your shoes or make you miserable for no reason other than sheer "fun".

Granny Weatherwax would never say "no" to a crying for help or "please". She wouldn't betray her morals for money, some sort of respect gain or power.

So wouldn't Angua. Or Susan. Or Adora Belle. Or Carrot. Or Luggage.

[spamuelsonofspamothy]

"Sir Samuel Vimes is a witch" thought of the day: the scene in Jingo where he holds the burning "desert coal" and doesn't react till Rust is out of earshot is just the scene in Maskerade where Granny catches the sword and doesn't get hurt until she has time on a shorter timescale.