#sam and his stupid hair

[formercowboymike]

O-kaaaay here u go!! ⭐️⭐️ The stardew valley bachelorrrs 🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️ mmm yes yes pretty men mmm

[arinmoss]

Sam!

[synthaphone]

colored these old sketches of PMD au Ben. He's a Ditto who works as a bodyguard/intimidation for his Perrserker father Patton's extortion racket. He's very good at shapeshifting except for three caveats:

he always has the eyebrow dots + 2 askew hair tufts (they're there when he's a Meowth, just behind the coin).

laughing makes him lose his focus- there's not much that can make him laugh though, so that weakness is pretty hard to exploit

the only move he can use is Struggle, which is his fatal flaw + the thing he's actually insecure about- it severely limits his ability to perform as a successful attack dog

[ko0lit]

saaaam's new outfit is lovely umm but i love his mom more </3 (let me romance jodi I'll make it worth your while)

someone say something about the pizza patch I love the pizza patch it's so cute I gave him a pizza patch

[harbingersecho]

... and however hard I try to integrate Iʼll always remain alien

lowkey inspired by thiss

[soullessjack]

🔥 jack

oh my godddd I have so many unpopular opinions where do I even start….HOLY DISCLAIMER BATMAN!

anyways so in no particular order or tier system:

✯ i don’t think jack would wear anything feminine im sorry spn fandom. for lolz he has same-outfit-pattern-everyday autism and for serious it’s like. Really weird how fandoms tend to HC/portray non-binary amabs (and men/transmascs in general) almost exclusively as GNC or fem-presenting…like DGMW that is a real and valid form of self expression but it’s not the Only type of non-binary expression that exists. and honestly…**dare I say that most fandom/queer spaces just need to realize that queer masculinity exists and it doesn’t always have to be a matter of breaking gender norms??

** genuinely do whatever u want idc I can’t stop you i don’t want to stop you yada yada. paint his nails and put him in a skirt all u want but Please recognize patterns yall 😭

✯ more headcanon complaints (see disclaimer above ⇧) but I promise to switch it up soon. anyways every time somebody on this lil website says something along the lines of “Jack can’t handle/doesn’t like [insert violence, scary or adult-oriented thing], he prefers [soft or blatantly childlike things]” I shrivel inward like a dead spider. It’s annoying, it’s completely inaccurate to his canon personality and interests, it’s annoying ˣ2, and whether ppl wanna admit it or not—it stems from infantilization. not necessarily ableism, as infantilization is not exclusive to disabled people, but still just about the same thing.

honestly all I see of majority jack headcanons are ones that set him back to just being a child or otherwise being treated like one. for example, the one about him being able to shapeshift is pretty cool...until it just becomes about him deciding to age regress, yknow, to an age set he canonically chose not to go through, showed no desire to be in, and is more offended than anything to be considered as such. all of his interests have to be some shit like bluey or animal crossing, and he drinks apple juice from a sippy cup instead of beer. BARF.

I’ve lessened on my keyboard warring over babyjack in the past year but I have not lessened in being a hater. and I’ve said this before, but the baby-jack au already breached headcanon containment a long time ago when it’s not only so widespread that ppl take it for canon and it makes having any intelligent conversation about him nearly fucking Impossible, but it also lead to harassment and accusations of being a fucking predator, to anyone who dared find a whole grown man attractive. any potential jack ship, like jackharper? automatic grooming case to them. it’s like the fandom is just so dead set on this idea that jack really truly is a child in every aspect you can think of, and for what? if it’s just a headcanon, something you know is not part of the actual show, then don’t go Travis the Chimp levels of apeshit when you see him being treated like he is canonically 💀

unpopular opinion numero 3 which is slightly connected to 2:

✯ baby-jack and a handful of the domestic au’s are BORING (see disclaimer again ⇧), not just on a surface level to my suiting, but also because I feel like it just ..misses the point of the show?

the ragtag untraditional found family is now as nuclear and traditional as the Atomic Age. Dean and Cas are the most heteronormative “who wears the pants in the relationship” gay couple ever, Sam is demoted to the uncle that gets written out of his own family, Jack is just there to make his gay dads look cute and emphasize that they’re a gay family (while still being very heteronormative), and at least 5 of them could be found in a California gated community. everything that made any of them unique or defined their personalities is just scrubbed off, even for an AU.

so much of the later seasons focus on Sam and Dean realizing that they don’t have to make a hard splitting decision between the lives they want to live; that they can find a balance; be happy and have good things—namely families—without giving up hunting (and vice versa, that they can have hunting without giving up on family or happiness). everybody loves the gay hunters from S10(?12?) and what they represented for Dean, but I almost never see that be put into practice in the fandom.

THEY’RE ALREADY DOMESTIC!!! AND WITH THAT PERFECT BALANCE!!!! Season 13 quite literally gave Team Free Will a surrogate son to raise and established them as a family; highly untraditional, largely dysfunctional, overall not fitting of a family family, and yet they are a family still. Dean wears an apron and cooks and bakes for everyone; he built himself a man cave and established two separate family night events that they all ritually keep up; Sam has a morning jogging routine and visits his girlfriend every so often; Jack was taught how to drive, has normal chores like washing dishes, and gets groceries. And they didn’t just have that while fighting monsters—they had that while fighting a whole fucking archangel. Even if it did go down the gutter by the end, they still had it: domestic familial bliss and violent messy hunting without having to trade one for the other.

✯ I truly genuinely think Jack’s relationship with Dean is the best, most interesting and most misunderstood out of the three, and I also think that the problems with his relationship to Cas and Sam are hugely overlooked by the fandom—granted they are very small, especially if you’re comparing it to Dean, but they’re still there and I think we should bully Cas and Sam about it more. I shan’t elaborate because it’s 5AM and this was an impulsive add-on ❤️

✯ getting normal now…his plaid pattern jacket from the first half of Ouroboros is ugly as SHIT i have never liked it and don’t think I ever will. but I cannot deny it; he got that shit on.

✯ most unpopular opinion of all, I wanna do insane shit to his cervix 🙌

[drummer-from-down-under]

Happy anniversary to my favourite episode of my favourite show!!!

[kayvsworld]

but also i don’t like that he has his old gear i don’t like that. if this is walmart brand winter soldier like “i have a list of job gear requirements” that’s fine but if buckys getting like. blackmailed into doing winter soldier stuff with the old winter soldier gear im gonna bite someone at marvel

[sirlancenotalot]

s8 sam's glossy hair..... save me.....

[dayurno]

manga kevin ass length hair waist on fuck blue lives dead milf ponytail like it was serious for him. it was really serious. being riko's attic wife was a full time job and he was committed

[formercowboymike]

Sammy 🎸⭐️

All those stickers are spanish rock bands cause i enjoy making characters i like from my country so it’s specific and i know im right :p tee hee

AND- you see the frog sticker? Sebastian def gave it to him (you might want to zoom in a lil bit)💔😩

[mzannthropy]

Me Before You AU - in which Will calls a cab to pick him up from home (like the rational person he is) and thus doesn't get into any accident and he and Alicia live their fabulous, alpha-couple lifestyle, happily ever after.

[parachute724]

Freen's acting was superb this episode and it was like a switch was flipped on on Khun Sam in regards of emotions. But can we talk about Becky's evolution since the first stilted scenes to this ep? Or about Mon's stillness and quiet frankly, her shock and delusion. I saw this kid trying to convince herself throughout the episode that Sam will fight for them only to have the rug pulled off of her at last

[brainfilehasstoppedworking]

Kiyondo is a troublemaker and a delinquent who has a horrible temper and no control of it. So does Takaaki. So they both tend to get into nasty arguments which ends up with both of them not talking to each other, not even looking at each other. Until Takaaki tries to make amends to his son because he doesn't want what happened to him to happen to Kiyo (which is having a horrible relationship with him because Takaaki went through this with Toranosuke.) And Kiyondo accepts because he doesn't want his dad and him to have bad blood between each other and also because Kiyotaka was nagging him to make amends with their father.

[artseniccatnip]

FORGOT I NEVER POSTED FARMER POMMY HERE

Ihave been playing. So much stardew. and i named my farmer pom cause pom should learn a thing or two about farming, the fool.

[totalfreakingloser]

please tell me why the moment I decided who I was going to romance in Stardew Valley that I became a little feral beast trying to find them