#saltyyyy

[polarissheriff]

*he’s in your mail box

You have chikem nogget

☆-- And you have stupid.

《He slams the mail box door on him》

[blacktales]

Monosodium glutamate.

[nin3kyuu]

As much as I agree that Dany is a nutjob, you’re not exactly innocent either. Sure, it’s good to call out Dany’s psycho behavior and her idiot friends for making gross jokes about dropping bombs and feeding into displacement and genocide, but you actively surround yourself with and associate with multiple artists who do the exact same things and are also currently contributing to displacement and genocide. Also, you admit to literally shit-talking people with Dany like that’s a normal thing to do, but when she does it to you??? It’s suddenly a problem and toxic of her to do?? If you’re gonna call out bad people for their extremely gross behavior, maybe check if you’re not exactly like them first. You are just as disingenuous and a bitter liar like Dany. You are a major hypocritical loser and, quite frankly? You and Dany are made for each other💕

Leo? Is that you babe? Did I hit a nerve pointing out you will never be latinoamerican and that you feel proud of your daddy bombing lil colonized islands????

Are you saying I support genocide when I'm literally a minority? Make it make sense babe

Why don't you stop hiding behind the anonymus and cry about it like a man? Oh right your balls are small LOL

I wanna properly adress you and put you in my pin of shame, stop hiding like the little bitch you are ;3

Or should I tag you??? LOL @dmifyouknowagoodpsychiatrist

I didn't want to move this to Tumblr since I have bigger numbers here but since you want to adress me here I'm going to adress you too here.

Context!

[zelda-fanart-n-stuff]

Spirit tracks link and Zelda!

I have so many thoughts about them but I should wait till I replay spirit tracks before I finalize anything

[oneletteredwondered]

I haven't been active in sanders fandom for a while but everytime I see a remus headcanon that so misses the mark I wanna put my head in my hands and screeeeeeam

[foibles-fables]

16, 19, 29?

16. Thoughts on mint chocolate chip?

I'll never pick it, but it's fine. No strong feelings about it in one direction or the other. Exception: I'll fuck some chocolate peppermint shit up over the holidays.

19. The veggie you dislike the most?

HMMMM. I love all veggies so this is a tough choice. Probably onions, tbh.

29. Preferred pasta noodle?

RADIATORI BITCH. cavatelli and fusilli col buco as seconds

[designedparadigm]

what did you think was gonna happen ?! / johnny for graves

   “clearly  -  i  thought  it  was  gonna  work.”  graves  throws  his  hands  up  in  exasperation.  “ain't  my  fault  it  didn't.  i  had  that  down.  if  there  wasn't  a  sudden  monkey  wrench  in  the  god  damn  middle  of  it  -  it  would  have  worked!”  not  that  he's  accusing  anyone  directly  of  being  said  monkey  wrench.  but  it's  out  there  now.  for  said  monkey  wrench. 

   “and  now,  here  we  are,  separated,  low  on  bullets  and  even  lower  still  on  good  ideas.  considering  the  last  one  i  had  went  relatively…  ignored.”  nope,  he's  totally  not  annoyed  by  that.  not  at  all.  nope.  (oh  he  absolutely  is  and  it's  written  across  his  face  plain  as  day.) 

   “now  -  were  i  to  brainstorm  us  an  idea  to  get  out  of  this  situation  -  would  you  or  would  you  not  listen  to  it?  that  means  no  goin'  off  the  damn  script.  ‘cause  boy,  if  you  are  going  to  wing  this,  i  am  not  backin’  you  up  when  it  goes  to  shit.”  he's  lying.  he  absolutely  will  give  his  back  up.  he'll  give  his  all  because  that's  what  he's  god  damn  hired  to  do.

[sichore]

1, 15, and 59 for the ship asks? I need the lore

Thank yooooou Fish, we're starting off strong!

1. Who fell first? Who fell harder?

Jimi loves other people fairly easily, even ones she doesn't even know or like all that personally unless they're especially heinous. Falling in love is a whole other thing. Magnus is a tall drink of crisp spring water at 2 A.M. Man's a snack, and the physical attraction came pretty easily. She's had a crush on him just in passing as neighbors. But once Magnus asked her for help with Nairi, that’s when it really started.

Much like I have it with Pickles, Jimi didn't really have any positive male presence in her life to that point. She barely knows her own father. So to see Magnus do the best he could by Nairi, including ignoring any pride to ask for her help, really shifted Jimi's perspective. She's fantasized a lot about them getting together, past the non-committal New Year's kisses, or the time they definitely at least made out. But Jimi's very scared, anxious, and depressed, and doesn't know if she'd be doing it for Nairi's sake or her own. That fear keeps her from admitting that she does love him.

Magnus, on the other hand, is pretty preoccupied with supporting Nairi, so a relationship is not a priority for him. Hook-ups are cool, though, but Jimi seemed nervous about even that, so he didn't pursue her. In a scenario where she does let him in, however, he falls hard. There's not much that Magnus has that's solely his, and it could border on possessiveness. But Jimi's also the kind of person he never imagined he'd have in his life, and it's the kind of love that would take up a big part of him, much like Nairi. Maybe not enough to stop his ultimate plans, but enough for him to convince himself he's doing it for her, for them, to make their lives better.

15. How do they comfort one another when the other is upset?

Touch works for both of them in different ways. Jimi needs big, strong hugs, or to be held under a lot of blankets; the pressure helps her physically calm down, and not being alone helps her heart. Magnus can get explosive when he's upset and needs an outlet, and/or to be redirected. Sometimes it's as simple as holding his hands, because the last thing he wants to do is lash out or scare Jimi. If the timing’s right, sex can work, too, and afterwards they can talk if he wants to.

59. Is there a spot they tend to kiss or caress habitually?

Usually, the only spot Jimi can reach is Magnus’ chest, so she'll rub him there. She really loves feeling his chest hair, so it evens out. If he's more within reach, she'll kiss the hollow of his throat; it's intimate while also hiding her face as eye contact is hard.

If Magnus is driving and Jimi’s riding shotgun, he tends to rub her thigh and keep his hand there. The crook of her neck and shoulder tend to be his favorite places to kiss on average; in bed or if he's lying on her lap, her belly and inner thighs.

OC Relationships Asks

[calciferisms]

"I mean, if you're done giving me a heart attack, you're free to go."

She looked at him, plopping the candy in her mouth and eating it, as she couldn't understand it. But I haven't lied anything so far. I can't understand why you are upset. And I'm sorry for causing this misunderstanding. She says politely as she tilts her head to the side. Do you want me to leave?

[say-hi-intrepid-heroes]

do you have any starstruck odyssey headcanons? or any headcanons from any other seasons? i love hearing your thoughts about stuff like that!

hell yes i do

the ship's cameras recorded Skip's sprinting right after he woke up for the first time. The crew often uses it to mock him. (it will "accidentally" play instead of 100 Fast 100 Furious)

margaret doesn't actually like matcha that much, but she asked for it once from Sid and just never had the heart to explain.

it's an unspoken rule to never go "to the gym" with Big Barry Syx. There is no gym, he will just use his "workout partner" as the weights.

Riva tried coffee once. Never again.

Gunnie charts the stars by hand in his spare time. He has a 3D model for different vantage points in the galaxy

every one of the Gunner Channel likes their popcorn a different way for movie night (Skip: every topping he can find. has been know to put an egg in his popcorn. Marge: lightly buttered with a little bit of fancy flavored salt that she keeps in its own little glass jar. Barry: slightly burnt. Sid: very burnt. Riva: saltyyyy!! very salty. Gunnie: so much butter. so much. )

[pansy-picnics]

if i see one more post about the rumor that “omg varian was supposed to have a bigger role in s2 but chris got saltyyyy and took him out” Im gonna shoot myself in the head

[highonlife22]

thank you @novemb-r for tagging me in this tag ʕ⁠·⁠ᴥ⁠·⁠ʔ i am very boring sorry

last song : prayers for rain by the cure one of my classics 4eva

fave color : blue, gray, white

last book : guys i dont read i have like concepts of a plan of starting the magic mountain but like no

last movie : i dont watch anything guys 😭 i watched the first 15 minutes of inglorious basterds on tv like a week ago and turned it off

last tv show : none i dont watch stuff

sweet/spicy/savory : savoryyyyy SALTYYYY 🧂🧂🧂🧂🧂🧂🧂🧂

relationship status : incel

last thing i googled : bible verse proverbs 6:31 and then my bus schedule

current obsession : i dont have any obsessions, maybe this one new pair of landfillcore fast fashion leggings i just bought

looking forward to : blow drying my hair with the blowdryer again tomorrow

i tag everyone in the universe 🤍

[mischiefmodig]

Loki laughs, dryly. Empty. Thor ever the optimist ( today was not a day that Loki admired the light he attempted to shine upon them. ) Maybe it was better than a ship - but to be frank that dreadful place was far from his mind - the ruins. the burning metal. fire. blood -

He chose to ignore Thor's singular eye directed upon him. What an honor to be acknowledged so directly.

❝ How in all of Yggdrasil would I know that? ❞ He snapped, perhaps a little harshly, ❝ I have never heard of this... Aevum Isles realm in any charts or maps I have studied. ❞ It is as Thor said already, they could not know until the sky fell. But beyond that, there was simply nothing for him to draw upon.

So far his only truth was that this place had the power to take away the power of others and restore people from the dead among the living ... he hoped.

❝ Look. ❞ He sighed, pinching the bridge of his nose, headache rising. ❝ At least do us a favor, and remove your crown for but a moment so that we might orient ourselves first. We may yet figure out how to contact others, but not without our barring in order. ❞

For once in his life, Loki would love for Thor to exist in the moment.

𝐒𝐀𝐑𝐂𝐀𝐒𝐌. 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐕𝐄𝐍𝐎𝐌 𝐓𝐇𝐀𝐓 𝐃𝐑𝐈𝐏𝐏𝐄𝐃 from younger brother's words was named as such. always the dour sort , loki was. and always so swift to make COMMENT. ( — like stark . like barton . or perhaps THEY like HE . ) bathos fell from his tongue like molten silver. a torrent that thor could hardly dare come to appreciate.

eye fell to the key in his hand , and deciding to shift some items around ( hammer clipped to belt , the mobile device securely in hand ) , a bit of fiddling revealed his own key's number. 205. neighbors. ( how strange . they'd always lived together . the bed just steps across from his ; the bedroom down the hall . until . . . )

❝ better than a ship, ❞ thor countered , brow raising in a childlike impudence as he twisted torso to the right and gave loki something of a pointed look. ( yet a writhing storm stirred at the thought. the statesman . their people . did they not deserve to see and feel a sky again as he now did ? did they not deserve it MORE? )

❝ i suppose we wouldn't quite know until night falls ... yet still , i wonder — do you suppose this realm is closer or farther from the andromeda galaxy? contacting XANDAR may be helpful to us... ❞ unless they were closer to the outer rim ... KNOWHERE would not be nearly so helpful. or friendly.

[yoursminehourss]

chat i want smth saltyyyy what do i eat . i cannot eat gluten

[judeswhore]

Birmingham fans are booing jobe 🙄🙄he’s 18 the poor boy so saltyyyy

they’re so weird ew he should have spat at them

[lord-emerson]

[she's so saltyyyy girl you showed up at at my wedding]