#saltyphish

[impracticalv2]

This app and the people so far have been really chill, so I'm gonna start posting stuff about my interest and whatever, so hello, this is like my proper introduction. I am NOT a social person. I fear social interaction so much, so I'm afraid of people online. I'm doing this whole thing to A. Get over this fear of mine & B. Make more friends because friends are awesome!

Who is this dude?

My friends normally just call me Philipe or Toast

(Both nicknames one from an old gamer tag and another just taken from my name)

I'm a strange person, and I'm not gonna try to act normal to please anyone. I am STRANGE, and I will be embracing it. Now, when I say strange, I don't mean like I'm collecting people's teeth and dried blood. I mean, when I'm speaking, I kinda just don't know what I'm saying. 70% of the time, I will be talking about absolutely f#ck all. (No idea how Tumblr is with swears and all that jazz, so just being safe)

Aside from me being a weirdo most the time the 30% of the time I'm grounded and using the pink thingy in my head to interact, I'm an enjoyable person. I am a YAPPER! When I get going, I won't stop unless someone says to stop, so don't be afraid to shut me down. I can also listen, but something is wrong with my ears, so you'd be hearing a whole lot of "Huh?" & "What'd you say?" I AM TRYING THOUGH I TRY REALLY HARD TO PAY ATTENTION AND LISTEN BUT IT'S DIFFICULT SOMETIMES.

What does this guy like?

Chances are, if you're reading this, I've got you hooked by my natural charm & overwhelming charisma! (I need this for my ego. Let. me. have. it.) Okay, now the part that may connect us. what in the hell am I interested?? Just gonna list some things I enjoy now.

Anime & Manga

Blue Lock (I mean come on it's in the pfp)

Jujutsu Kaisen (ik the ending was kind of lacking and the story just wasn't there sometimes but it has it's moments)

Dungeon Meshi/Delicious in Dungeon

Cyberpunk Edgerunners (The first anime to make me cry like I broke down I'm so serious)

Dragon Ball Z & Super

Jojo's Bizarre Adventure

I watch and read more than this I just can't for the life of me remember anything

Games

The Binding of Isaac (Love hate relationship)

Dead by Daylight (I'm a well-rounded player on both survivor and killer)

Don't Starve (Slowly getting a hang of what the hell I'm meant to be doing)

Guilty Gear Strive (Bridget inspired me to get a yo-yo and I've started practicing)

Minecraft (Everyone loves a bit of Minecraft every now and then)

Outlast Trials (AMAZING GAME BUT MY FRIENDS ABANDON ME ANYTIME A MONSTER COMES BY)

Metal Gear Rising: Revengeance (I play this game for the OST and gameplay I am NOT a hard-core metal gear lore enthusiast)

Ultimate Marvel Vs Capcom 3 (Iheartjustice made me wanna play Phoenix Wright)

Ace attorney

Roblox (Typical game to have in the lineup nowadays)

YouTuber's

FUNKe - Eye candy and the occasional 4 syllable word has my brain on lock

AstralSpiff - Speedrunner, Streamer, funny stories & a cute cat what more does a person need

SaltyPhish - Don't enjoy overwatch myself anymore but he's still funny

Jschlatt & Basically anything he's in (Sleep deprived, Chuckle Sandwich, collabs, ect)

Ted Nivision - His movie reviews are super funny

Slimecicle - He's goop that's all that really needs to be said

TheRussianBadger - like FUNKe but more, uh AMERICAN.

MichaelReeves - Crazy robot dude

Music & Artist

(To simplify this I'm gonna list the Artist and my favorite song by them)

Will Wood - Misanthrapologist

Sodikken - Redmaggedon

Lyn - Wake up, Get up, Get out there

Green Day - Lowlife (I KNOW IT'S A DEMO IDC IF IT'S LITERALLY PART OF JESUS OF SUBURBIA I STILL WANT IT TO BE A SEPARATE SONG)

Jorge Rivera-Herrans - No longer you

Bear Ghost - Gypsy

Twenty One Pilots - House of Gold

Rare Americans - Brittle Bones Nicky 2

Felix Hagan & the Family - Delirium Tremendous

The Long Faces - Jane!

I have more artist I like but the list just won't stop if I keep going.

Is this dude done talking yet?

Yup, now is the part where I wait for people to hopefully read this then like me, then message me, or however this app works, then FRIENDS! If you read all this, thanks because I spent like an hour typing this out because I'm sorta slow. AND IF YOU'RE READING THIS PART MESSAGE ME ALREADY CHANCES ARE YOU LIKE WHAT I LIKE IF YOU'RE HERE PRECIOUS TIME WE COULD BE CONNECTING IS BEING WASTED WHAT'RE YOU DOING?!?!?

I CAN FLYY DAYY (≧∇≦)/

[shslpunkartist99]

Roxanne: [I'm out bitching you, bro]

Keith: Excuse me?! Darnell, spread those legs!

Darnell: I'm on it☆

Roxanne: [Yeah? Amelia, you know..] -blushes furiously-

Keith: e x a c t l y

[kritzenkriegen]

*person getting excited about niche ytbers voice* yooooo I played (in a casual server) with SciFri (from Saltyphish's videos)

[operettaplaysoverwatch]

[hydrxnessa]

"PHIISSHH GIMME THE SPIIKEEEE"

[riddle-me-bitch]

Imagine being the funniest fucker alive and putting the coordinates to the saltiest lake on earth on your merch

[emitheduck]

A saltyphish lockscreen for anyone who might need it

I love him a little too much and have been tweeting him like nonstop to get him to notice me

[thepythakorean]

i love how all of these are major comedians and then there’s an overwatch youtuber on the bottom left

[purehatred12]

I just saw a post ragging on zylbrad and salty phish for putting no effort into their content and being popular. I respect their opinions and all but to say that they put no effort into their videos is just wrong. I can’t speak for zylbrad but salty iOS getting way better at uploading and puts plenty of editing into his vids. I really just wanted to say that I love salty phish and appreciate all the things he has done for his fan base.

[anemxvisions]

//time to pull out my favorite cringe pickup line ‘hey baby you belong on a counter because that’s where the snacks go.’

[viktormaru]

watching videos while working and stealing jokes from it

[yorokobinyan]

SaltyPhish Cute and Pixel Spray :)

[zzora]

I JUST WON FRANS GIVEAWAY AND I WASNT FOLLOWING HER HSDJKFHSKJD THAT WAS SO AWKWARD

[dazzlespizazzles]

Random sketches + thumbnails !!

Gamer + Sadboi Spidey Post, Vamp Spidey, and Among Us Spidey

[shes-fast-like-me]

Apex Overwatch AU lul

idk anything about overwatch sorry i'm too pretty xx ✌️

[lamstan]

Lori’s in a crowd and gets pushed

Lori: i don’t know who just pushed me but you’re on the shit-list