riddle-me-bitch
riddle-me-bitch
bro i just work here
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(He/Him) 26. Was attempting to post non political stuff for my mental health. But we live in hell.Block “film nerd talk” if you don’t wanna see me yell about films/ analysis.Also ask me anything or if you want anything tagged.
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riddle-me-bitch · 10 hours ago
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eagerly awaiting the moment white working class British people realise they share MUCH more needs in common with immigrants (affordable housing, education, food, water, electricity, etc) than with the posh bastards who want to 'preserve British national identity' (hoard wealth, ignore class + race inequality, and withhold resources)
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riddle-me-bitch · 10 hours ago
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You don't even need to study for the Rorschach test, btw, it's super easy. All they do is show you a bunch of stupid pictures of your dad getting eaten by a horse
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riddle-me-bitch · 10 hours ago
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Elon Musk isn't a sociopath Trump isn't a narcissist Jeff Bezos isn't a psycho they are terrible racist bigoted assholes but I'm begging y'all to fucking give a shit about people with personality disorders. PLEASE.
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riddle-me-bitch · 10 hours ago
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kittens are being born right now and you might get to know and love them
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riddle-me-bitch · 10 hours ago
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not to be a dirty commie or anything but i don't think any one person should have enough money to solve world hunger and then get to decide not to
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riddle-me-bitch · 10 hours ago
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Should be illegal to have to get out of bed at this temperature
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riddle-me-bitch · 10 hours ago
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I thought I was the one obsessed with potatoes but it turns out that when you point it out people come with 82493 justifications about why potatoes (and it's always just them, even in my other posts few people wanted to talk about say, coffee in space) are always justified actually and you don't need to think about them
noooooooooooooo I don't wanna think about the thousands of years of civilization and culture in the Andes please please please don't make me think about other cultures pleaaaaaase just let me have my knights and wizards noooooooooo
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riddle-me-bitch · 13 hours ago
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This genuinely made me laugh out loud
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riddle-me-bitch · 13 hours ago
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I’ve been in a “cybertruck owners only” group for a year now just to watch posers try to haul over towing capacity but it has yielded something more beautiful lately
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riddle-me-bitch · 18 hours ago
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riddle-me-bitch · 18 hours ago
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It's an honor killing if it happens in Asia, femicide if it happens in LaTam but it's a preventable tragedy if it happens in the USA
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riddle-me-bitch · 18 hours ago
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borders between countries aren't real btw we just made them up. there's no such thing as an "immigrant" we're all just people moving around on the same planet that we've always moved around on
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riddle-me-bitch · 1 day ago
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I think I just found the only reasonable exchange involving two people with opposing views on porn to ever exist on this website
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riddle-me-bitch · 1 day ago
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About a week into my transition I had this dream where I awoke naked in this enormous ocean of wheat. Fully transitioned, hips, tits, hair, the whole nine and then spent the entire dream being hunted by an enormous brown bear with six monster truck wheels instead of legs
I hate the transphobic monster truck bear
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riddle-me-bitch · 1 day ago
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that said i still mostly do horsefoolery like this LMFAO
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riddle-me-bitch · 1 day ago
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brought to you by a white autistic person saying they can't talk to me because my english accent is """sensorily overstimulating"""". i should start charging autistic people for the audacity.
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riddle-me-bitch · 1 day ago
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actually hold the phone if you wanna talk about 'bear who's forest got demolished' local landmarks
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this FOUR THOUSAND YEAR OLD standing stone in a housing development in Liberton dfhfdgdg
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