#gameplay stuff

[kritzenkriegen]

TF2 needs an exclusive "Heavy!" call for Medic. Where did my Heavy go. You are giant and loud but I cannot find you. I hear gunfire but see no smoke. I am a lost little german boy in a cave full of Enemie Teamen who want to murdern die Mediken gott hilf mir

[cinamun]

Me: *patiently waits for Lucia to "❤️" or "👎🏾" a delectable bachelor*

Also Me: *reads Wayne "This Dick got benefits" Wells profile and puts on my good dress to head to UPS like...

BECAUSE *waves for ya'll to come closer & points* JUST LOOK AT THE MATERIAL:

AND HE GOT THAT AVANT PLAYING *super swoons*. Like...Hello!? Babyyyyy, I will Bantu them knots whenever...wherever...YOU HEAR ME!? I am not a morning person whatsoever BUT baby will get breakfast EVERY morning before heading into work. Sir, do you eat eggs? You like bacon? Are you Vegan? Pescatarian? You doing intermittent fasting? Shit...You want coochie with a side of orange juice? Wassup!? 🙃 LOL.

HONNNEEEEEYYYYYYYY!😩 (Lucia, girl...no pressure...but we waiting ma'am) Lol.

Cin, I have fallen and I cannot get up expect a bill.

CHAEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE I AM SCREAMING!!!!

SIR HOW DO YOU LIKE YOUR GRITS? Tell me why the song he chose for his profile was I CAN READ YOUR MIND!!?? Now, I know we already saw what a quickie on the couch looks like but CAN YOU IMAGINE?? I bet the scar came from some heffa who got the pipe laid a lil too good and now she in prison 3 years into a 10 year bid I just....

Lucia got them GOODT options okur? After sis checked them matches she sittin on the rooftop patio like

GIRL WE UNDERSTAND

[unnecessarybeltbuckles]

hell yeeaaahhh shifter boys

[averagealienabductionenjoyer]

Vid just ruined the best and most stable relationship he's ever had. again

[kuroashims]

ֆօʍɛ ֆɨʍʟɨֆɦ քɦʀǟֆɛֆ ʏօʊ ʍɨɢɦȶ ʄɨռɖ ʊֆɛʄʊʟ ɨռ ʟɨʄɛ

hello : sul sul! / what's up : bloo bagoo? / how are you : cuh teekaloo? / i'm hungry : oh feebee lay / something in my way : choo waga choo choo! / you've got some nerve : firby nurbs / yes : yeibs / no : neib / oh my god : jamoo / woah this is fun : bum bum! / anyone home : nash na poof? / are you serious right now : ugh...groble! / you! yes you! go away : depwa spanewash depla blah! / excuse-me! get out of the way : blursh! meshaloob blursh! / i don't like you : boobasnot / no bullying : yabihorn! / i'm so bored : uhh shamoo ralla poo / happy birthday : humple borpnah! / this food is delicious : dis wompf es fredesche / thank you : vadish / nothing is impossible if you believe : benzi chibna looble bazebni gweb / cat : minicule / dog : woofum / baby is upset : aw crankus nooboo! / i'm pregnant : baba / i think you're hot : za woka genava / selfie : ongie! / i need a taxi : nicloske ga gloop / see you soon : geelfrob / i love you : por see gab lurv / live laugh love : leeb leefuh lurve / i'm on fire : wabadeebadoo! / goodbye : dag dag

[incognitopolls]

Gender-based gameplay differences would include things like: clothing that can only be worn by a male player character, NPCs that can only be romanced by a female PC, etc.

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[maelfe]

what the FUCK (🔗)

[0fps]

JANE DOE ❖ undercover r&b

The big bad daddy who cussed you out every day is gone and yet you still miss him. What are you, a bunch of daddy's boys?

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[cozylittleartblog]

8th annual nick valentine post! fallout 4 npcs Love sitting. they'll see a chair and ask "is anyone gonna sit here" and not wait for an answer. its like nick is on a personal quest to sit in every chair in the commonwealth. if he sees a chair its on sight

its because his joints are bad, obviously. he's like 140

[unnecessarybeltbuckles]

I was so excited for a pink color scheme wtf is this 💀💀💀💀

[ophernelia]

@imogencrnza: hair done? yes. bills paid? uh oh..

🎱 recent episode | 📍 riddim nightclub by themintsimmer

[fizzytoo]

[duusheen]

New job! 🥳🥳

[kestrelteens]

abandoned factory that's been turned into an apartment building

I can't describe how much I love abandoned buildings and I wanted this one to be very ghostly looking, but in the end I couldn't resist stylizing it a bit more 🏭

[housederiva]

Huh? What do you mean this isn’t what the caption said?