#gameplay stuff

[kritzenkriegen]

TF2 needs an exclusive "Heavy!" call for Medic. Where did my Heavy go. You are giant and loud but I cannot find you. I hear gunfire but see no smoke. I am a lost little german boy in a cave full of Enemie Teamen who want to murdern die Mediken gott hilf mir

[cinamun]

Me: *patiently waits for Lucia to "❤️" or "👎🏾" a delectable bachelor*

Also Me: *reads Wayne "This Dick got benefits" Wells profile and puts on my good dress to head to UPS like...

BECAUSE *waves for ya'll to come closer & points* JUST LOOK AT THE MATERIAL:

AND HE GOT THAT AVANT PLAYING *super swoons*. Like...Hello!? Babyyyyy, I will Bantu them knots whenever...wherever...YOU HEAR ME!? I am not a morning person whatsoever BUT baby will get breakfast EVERY morning before heading into work. Sir, do you eat eggs? You like bacon? Are you Vegan? Pescatarian? You doing intermittent fasting? Shit...You want coochie with a side of orange juice? Wassup!? 🙃 LOL.

HONNNEEEEEYYYYYYYY!😩 (Lucia, girl...no pressure...but we waiting ma'am) Lol.

Cin, I have fallen and I cannot get up expect a bill.

CHAEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE I AM SCREAMING!!!!

SIR HOW DO YOU LIKE YOUR GRITS? Tell me why the song he chose for his profile was I CAN READ YOUR MIND!!?? Now, I know we already saw what a quickie on the couch looks like but CAN YOU IMAGINE?? I bet the scar came from some heffa who got the pipe laid a lil too good and now she in prison 3 years into a 10 year bid I just....

Lucia got them GOODT options okur? After sis checked them matches she sittin on the rooftop patio like

GIRL WE UNDERSTAND

[unnecessarybeltbuckles]

hell yeeaaahhh shifter boys

[averagealienabductionenjoyer]

Vid just ruined the best and most stable relationship he's ever had. again

[datcravat]

It seems there's a new lawyer in town!!!

[kuroashims]

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hello : sul sul! / what's up : bloo bagoo? / how are you : cuh teekaloo? / i'm hungry : oh feebee lay / something in my way : choo waga choo choo! / you've got some nerve : firby nurbs / yes : yeibs / no : neib / oh my god : jamoo / woah this is fun : bum bum! / anyone home : nash na poof? / are you serious right now : ugh...groble! / you! yes you! go away : depwa spanewash depla blah! / excuse-me! get out of the way : blursh! meshaloob blursh! / i don't like you : boobasnot / no bullying : yabihorn! / i'm so bored : uhh shamoo ralla poo / happy birthday : humple borpnah! / this food is delicious : dis wompf es fredesche / thank you : vadish / nothing is impossible if you believe : benzi chibna looble bazebni gweb / cat : minicule / dog : woofum / baby is upset : aw crankus nooboo! / i'm pregnant : baba / i think you're hot : za woka genava / selfie : ongie! / i need a taxi : nicloske ga gloop / see you soon : geelfrob / i love you : por see gab lurv / live laugh love : leeb leefuh lurve / i'm on fire : wabadeebadoo! / goodbye : dag dag

[jiauro]

Heavy is no longer my least played class

[cerubean]

liberty lee's messy room ft. her lizards

[incognitopolls]

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[kritzenkriegen]

[unnecessarybeltbuckles]

I was so excited for a pink color scheme wtf is this 💀💀💀💀

[ophernelia]

@imogencrnza: hair done? yes. bills paid? uh oh..

🎱 recent episode | 📍 riddim nightclub by themintsimmer

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JANE DOE ❖ undercover r&b

The big bad daddy who cussed you out every day is gone and yet you still miss him. What are you, a bunch of daddy's boys?

[skullzy20]

Hold on everyone I'm gonna be sick thinking about this

The fact the Drifter doesn't even feel like they belong in the Origin System is honestly painful. The fact they feel like everyone likes the Operator more because it's originally their timeline, and they've just grown to already accept that. The fact they feel actually at home in the fucking year of 1999.

The fact they feel like they were essentially being used when being sent back to 1999, but they end up staying and feeling more at home in the year despite being sent there like an errand boy. Feeling at home in a place you've barely been in for too long compared to everywhere else you've been for the rest of your life? That must feel wild, y'know? And exciting, but also terrifying.

They just have never felt like they belonged anywhere, basically, but when being sent off on a mission by the Lotus they end up actually feeling like the place they ended up felt like home. People finally care about them, and even love them. Friendships were formed and maybe even a true and genuine heartfelt relationship. Sure, they're still surrounded by daily threats like the Scaldra and Techrot, but there's people who actively care about their well-being now.

Imagine it, no longer actually being alone for most of your life? Having people who worry about you, for the first time in who knows how many years? Getting genuine human (as 'human' as the protoframes get) interaction instead of being called around to do jobs? To simply just exist in such a place? It must feel like a huge breath of fresh air

It's so human and it's so real. You finally begin to heal from the trauma that's been a part of essentially most- if not all your life before arriving. It's such a stark contrast to how things are in the Origin System. I wouldn't want to leave either.

Yeah I like the 1999 update a normal amount (lying)

[cozylittleartblog]

8th annual nick valentine post! fallout 4 npcs Love sitting. they'll see a chair and ask "is anyone gonna sit here" and not wait for an answer. its like nick is on a personal quest to sit in every chair in the commonwealth. if he sees a chair its on sight

its because his joints are bad, obviously. he's like 140

[paintofheart]

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