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SHAPE HELL

Yup.

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literally sleeping on a barbecue sauce

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you know that furry spectrum meme. there's an evil version of it.

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Hey Library Kids & Book Lovers, This Knit Vest Pattern Is For You - It's A Borrowing Card! 👉 https://buff.ly/4fTAIOm 📚

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Cuddling. don’t mind the claws of the beast

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Do the right thing Baron

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My douchey coworker started a story by being like, “You know Mr. Beast?”

And honest to god, I don’t, but I suspect if this coworker likes him then I wouldn’t care for him. I had the unparalleled pleasure of going, “The moldy cheese guy?”

That was the only thing I knew associated with the name.

Fully derailed him. He was absolutely baffled and stopped to google the moldy cheese scandal. So thank you tumblr, for sharing about the moldy cheese so I didn’t have to listen to that anecdote.

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BETRAYED!

うらぎられた！

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I wanted to give my friend a miniature doctor's bag, but I couldn't find any for sale. So I bought some tiny instruments instead and made the bag and and some extra supplies myself!

And now I know why there weren't any for sale, but look how cute it turned out 🩺💉

Craft process pictures under the cut:

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cannot get over this comment on a chess tournament video

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can you tell that she loves to sew stuff?

also idk if anybody needs this information but my commissions are open

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watching Seven Samurai

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Wow rude, Crystal guidebook.

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i think the key to being a successful classroom teacher is having an ordinary classroom material (eg pen, highlighter, book) but in a really and truly ridiculous size and using it regularly without comment. nothing both throws off and enchants a student of any age than more than walking up to your desk to ask you a question and pausing with baffled uncertainty as they see you grading papers with a pen so large you cannot actually hold it the way you would normally hold a writing utensil. there is a brief moment as they look at you where you are able to raise an eyebrow and go "yes?" while acting like absolutely nothing is odd about the fact that you are currently writing with a multicolor my little pony pen that is half the girth of your forearm and in that moment you hold the most power in the entire school. use it wisely