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I’m going to need the people in my inbox asking me if I’ve tried turning down the brightness of my screen to take a moment and sit with why they felt the need to ask such a patronizing and obvious question to a disabled person.
I dunno. Maybe you’re used to people not helping themselves. Maybe you just truly want to help. Unfortunately that doesn’t make it any less annoying for me to be repeatedly asked have I done one of the most basic things a person with light sensitivity can do.
It’s not quite as on par with “you need to drink more water” but it’s up there.
Also to the “you need to drink more water” crowd— I have dysautonomia. That’s a failure of the autonomic nervous system. I drink a minimum of 3-4 liters of electrolyte water a day to keep from fainting. It’s not lack of water.
“Have you tried exercise?”
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Another snapcube and gravity falls video, but i made an animatic out of it.
Hope you enjoy!
#gravity falls#bill cipher#stanford pines#dipper pines#mabel pines#gravity falls fanart#grunkle stan#stan pines#stanley pines#my videos#snapcube#snapcube dub#the book of bill#suggestive#tagging it as suggestive due to bill's search history#my art#billford#even tho I don't ship billford#I like jokes about bill being a salty ex
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I promise I'm working on more longer posts on crocs in the back (Enalioetes, Quinkana and Mekosuchinae as a whole) Until then, have some videos/images of various crocodilians scratching themselves.
Saltwater crocodile (sadly I do not know the source)
False Gharial (LA Zoo)
youtube
American Alligator (Florida's Wildest)
and finally another saltie as a still image (The Cairns Post)
#croc#crocodile#crocodilia#saltwater crocodile#saltie#alligator#american alligator#false gharial#tomistoma#Youtube
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#911#911edit#911 abc#911 on abc#911 on fox#911 fox#911 spoilers#evan buckley#ravi panikkar#oliver stark#tuserkaz#mystuff#LET MY BOY EAT!#ravi's still salty about that slider buck didnt let him eat#also i KNOW buck isnt talking#the guy who is eating CONSTANTLY#and burned his mouth trying to get 2 drops of coffee from a coffee pot lmao#please make this man a main in s8#im tired of these 30 second scenes#1k
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ARC TROOPER ECHO | The right thing to do “No matter what, we are united. Rule one: We fight together.”
Bonus:
#the bad batch spoilers#the bad batch#arc trooper echo#tbb echo#swgifs#swedit#star wars#gifset#everyone is probably sick of me being salty about tbb's messaging so all i will say is#thank god echo has stayed true to the moral standard i expect#every one of these moments has meant so so much to me#domino twins stay heroing#also is there anything more painful in the world than the way rex looks at echo in that scene jesus christ#color correcting echo kicked my ass#corporal echo#my gifs#amph gifs
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hello! may I request a subbot afab hawks x domtop amab reader?
idk what trope to pick bc I have so many ideas, but if you're comfortable with it, could it be a sugarbaby x sugardaddy reader AU? maybe with some praise and breeding?
feel free to ignore lol (love your fics btw <3)
— GUYS NEWSFLASH first time writing ftm character hahaha erm i hope i didn’t fuck this up😢😢🙏🙏 (i lvoe dis requets)
something more — keigo.takami
— dom ! male.reader x ftm ! sub ! Keigo Takami
— contents : afab ! Hawks , use of pussy cunt clit and stuff…. Sugardaddy reader , tooo much yap , hawks falls in love with u… er praising , a bit of breeding kink , u might get him pregnant actually…, :( ending..
warnings : love NOT reciprocated sowwy
✩°。 ⋆⸜ 🎧✮
Hawks waved flirtatiously at a guy walking by to try and get his attention, he scoffed after the guy payed no mind to him. He got a cigarette out and patted himself to try and find his lighter..where could it have gone…
he felt a tap on his shoulder and he turned to see .. you. Took him a bit but he apologized and took the lighter from your hands.
“thank you..! uh where was it..?” he nervously, struggling to light his cigarette up.
“you left it behind at the bar.” you took the lighter and lit it for the blonde.
“ah..thank you..” he smiled looking away.
“Ya know, you’re a pretty thing. I noticed you at the bar and was going to talk to you but I looked away for a second and the next, you were gone haha” you chuckled dipping your hands into your pockets.
“uh yeah sorry I was…I just needed to take in some fresh air” he seemed a bit more calmer than he was a second ago- he couldn’t get anyone else to pay his drink. that’s why he left the bar.
“mhh. well. I was wondering if maybe I could spend a night with you?” Hawks perked up and looked at you. You were….tall and handsome..you had a nice face…….
“sorry I don’t go around and—“
You held out 200$ to him, waiting for him to take it. “how ‘bout it?” you look at him and smirk.
one night..couldn’t be bad plus, 200 dollars??
“alright then, mister.” He takes the money and smiles at you.
well that’s how you met keigo. after one night you proposed the idea of being his sugar daddy and since the sex wasn’t bad at all, and you paid good money, there was no harm!
overtime you guys became very fond of each other, you weren’t just some cash pig to him, you were special. but to you…..he was sure he was just a fuck toy for you.
you weren’t that old, you had great looks so- why haven’t you gotten a wife? or husband?? a great business guy like you would’ve had someone special by his side by now.
“hey yn…would you ever want to start a family at some point?” Hawks asked. He was sat on your large couch in small shorts and a loose top.
you looked at him and flashed him a smile. “someday, but not now” you were working on your laptop, you kept typing away.
“hmm…” he stood up and walked over to where you were and sat next to you, cuddling your arm.
“what’s wrong, baby?” he hid his smile at the pet name. he shook his head and you chuckled.
the way you treated him was as if he were your special person, you always took care of him. his place wasn’t so safe and it quite frankly- disgusted you… so you insisted he moved in with you. you always paid for him, got him what he wanted, in return he’d let you use him in bed for however long you wanted to.
not only that, but aftercare was amazing. you treated him like if he were made of glass, gentle with him when you bathed him, gentle kisses every now and then. he fought the urge everyday to tell you he loved you because he knew this wasn’t that kind of relationship.
but he started to fall for you. badly. at one point he didn’t really want your money anymore, he just wanted to be there for you and for you to be there for him.
it was about to be a year since you guys started this…thing you guys had going on and he decided to be straight up with his feelings, just tell you. That anniversary or whatever, you took him out to eat like any other day and got him a couple gifts, he was extremely happy and confident things would go well. He was hoping that maybe you guys could be something more than.. this. I mean you already act like a couple! There’s no way he could be wrong..
you guys got back home drunk as hell, laughing and shoving each other around. There was absolutely no fucking way you didn’t like this guy….then again you could just be the devil in disguise
your hands roamed his smaller body while you kissed and fought for dominance. He was losing himself in the pleasure, he had to tell you he just had to..
“uh- yn wait I…need to..” you kissed his neck and sucked on it, he moaned under you and grabbed at your hair. he pulled you off and you looked at him confused.
“I just need to…t..tell…” his words started to get stuck in his throat, nothing was coming out why couldn’t he just spill it out.
“you’re so cute Kei, baby…” you sat up and removed his pants as he squirmed, propped his legs on your shoulder and kissed the inside of his thighs.
“ahh..yn p..please let mhh..~” his back arched at the feeling of your mouth on his cunt. Maybe it was the alcohol in his system that made this all the more enjoyable, but he figured he’d tell you after you guys were done.
he pushed his hair back and gasped when you slid your fingers into his loose hole, all while lapping at his clit. He was crumbling underneath you, his hands pulling harshly on your hair as he squirmed and moaned at the pleasure.
“F-fuck! I’ll c..com..~” he bit his bottom lip, his lower half twitched as he came intensely, His hands letting go of your hair.
You sat up and prodded your cock at his entrance, teasing it over his sensitive clit making him flinch.
“w…wait…no condo-..mm…?” He looked so out of it and cute covering his cunt with his hand.
“what…don’t want my babies…?” you coo gently taking his hand off and leaning down into his ear.
“we’d make the cutest babies..” you harshly grab his hips and slam into him earning a scream from the younger male. He shouldn’t have found that as hot as he did, he’s holding onto you and biting your shoulder as you violate his stupid cunt.
He’s asking you to slow down as best as he can but you ignore him and continue to chase your orgasm. You almost completely stop when he whispers into your ear, an ‘I love you’.
It sounded desperate and whiny, you sit back up, not looking at his face. You look down at your dick, engulfed in the blondes pussy, you push his legs closer to his face and grab his hands, placing them on the back of his knees.
He hold them tightly, so many thoughts running through his little head.
Did you ignore him just now?
Your big hands spread his cunt and you slowly push all the way in, a stretched out whimper leaving Kei.
“Soo pretty, hon….aren’t you such a good boy for me..” you smirk to yourself, your thumb rubbing his clit gently. You grab his legs and move them aside to finally look at his face again.
His face was red and sweaty, tears running down his sad face, droll peaking out of his mouth.
“You’d do anything I asked…wouldn’t you, dear..?” You caressed his face, wiping his dumb tears away. He just stared into your lustful eyes before slowly nodding and smiling.
“Thats right, baby. Your pretty self belongs to me.” You tilt his head and begin to mark his neck as you continued to fuck into his twitching pussy.
He’s losing himself, those dumb thoughts about you not loving him still lurked in his mind. Of course you love him! You love him so much that you want to start a family with him, take care of whatever he needs for the rest of his life. He loves you more.
He’s all smiles and giggles that he doesn’t realize that he agreed to letting you finish inside him, till he feels your hot semen shoot inside of him.
His smile slowly falls, his heartbeat speeding up.
“…y…yn…?” You sit up and pull out, grinning at how your cum spills out of keigo’s cute pussy.
“what? take some pills, dear. You’ll be fine.” You kiss his forehead ignoring the tears that fell from him as he touches his tummy.
“what was it that you wanted to tell me? I’ve got something I wanna say to” you smile and lay down next to his smaller figure, he’s staring at the ceiling, you keep looking at his side profile waiting for him to answer.
“I….don’t have anything to say…” he says tiredly. He finally looks at you waiting for what you were gonna say.
“Hm..i met someone who could join us next time. He’s real cute I think you guys could really get along! Don’t worry though, kei. You’re still my favorite baby…” you smile, exhausted, you kiss the blonde one more time before pulling him into a hug.
“….what…?”
a/n; you guys rlly like hawks y’all are FREAKS (i love him more)
#i was feeling SALTY#had to crush him… i still love him:(#mha hawks#keigo takami#hawks smut#hawks x male reader#hawks x reader#x male reader#dom top reader#top male reader#seme male reader#mha x male reader#bnha x reader#my hero acedamia#boku no hero academia#gay#male reader#smut#dark content
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Somewhere where we can lose ourselves and forget all this madness..
#astarion#bg3#astarion ancunin#baldur's gate 3#astarion x tav#mims posts ~#bg3 astarion#did i really do this scene unless i post it#astarion gif#bg3 gifs#bg3 tav#astarion romance#astarion x durge#baldurs gate 3#my gifs ~#oc: mira#forever salty i couldn't add the other gifs thanks to tumblr bleugh
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dying justice minister for you
NO!!! NOT JUSTICE MINISTER! ICONIC CHARACTER FROM HIT VIDEO GAME GHOST TRICK!!! That's right:
GHOST TRICK: Phantom Detective
The game that was once a cult classic on the DS is now REBORN on all major modern consoles??
The one that's AVAILABLE NOW for just
$29.99
That's right you FUCKING WHORE.
$29.99
Want me to say it again slut??
$29.99
With such an incredible story, music, puzzles, and gameplay remastered for all modern platforms THAT'S ONE GREAT DEAL.
I'd sell my firstborn son to play this game for the first time again. And all YOU have to pay is $29.99?????
I fucking HATE YOU. I fucking hate that YOU of all people can purchase such an amazing game and play it for the first time and I'm never able to see it the same way EVER AGAIN.
FUCK YOU.
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#stray kids#bystay#staysource#createskz#staydaily#kpopccc#usersa#staytay#dreamytag#userbeepls#usertsu#usersemily#cheekyuser#bitsforkitts#melontrack#*mine#felix says something else besides 'a little bit' but i can't hear what it it#my ears say its 'silence' but then another re-run of the same part said 'salty' so i just left it at little bit#his accent got too thick and chan just talked on top of him so it was kind of hard lol
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#dragon ball#dragon ball z#bulma#baby trunks#mirai trunks#trunks#anime gif#animeedit#oldanimeedit#dragonballedit#eri gifs#anime#*#fyanimegifs#animangahive#like mother like baby :))) youre gonna find me ever so salty that they didnt make baby trunks a bulma jr in dbs :(((#like he doesnt have to be actively doing stuff...couldve been just passive info but they had to spell out he's no good at tweaking stuff ;_#vegebul
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yves ❤︎
yves summer vacation
#ugh my childhood -- watermelon + halloumi mwah mwah chefs kiss (gotta be the extra mature kind.. suuuuper salty so it compliments the melon)#yves#ha sooyoung#ggnet#idolady#userfairy#ninqztual#userzaynab#userdahyun#ultkpopnetwork#userdoyeons#dazzlingidolsedit#kpopccc#femadolsedit#femaleidol#forvy#eritual#heyteo#ksoloists#usertheos#niniblr#kpopggedit#loonawork#useranusia#usersunny#yvesource#caprisee#lookwwill#vacantlook#tw food
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October 12th :: Happy Jongho Day!!
#atzsource#mgroupsedit#dailybg#kpopedit#kpopccc#ultkpopnetwork#malegroupsnet#ateez#jongho#choi jongho#ateez jongho#ateez gifs#ateez edits#flashing#salty's gifs#been wanting to make him a set like this for so long#i hope it turned out okay#but more importantly i hope he has the bestest birthday!!!!
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💜
#bg3edit#gale dekarios#gale of waterdeep#tara the tressym#baldur's gate 3#bg3#baldurs gate 3#gamingedit#dailygaming#ch: gale dekarios#ch: tara the tressym#vg: baldur's gate 3#series: baldur's gate#gif: mybg3#there's no way tara wouldn't come flying if she heard that#i'm still salty larian cut her content from companion gale#honking my own clown nose 🤡
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Logan what does Wade's blood taste like
#Logan 🗣️ LOGAN was he delicious#LOGAYN. ANSWER ME.#deadpool 3#deadpool and wolverine#deadpool#wade wilson#wolverine#poolverine#logan howlett#deadpool 2024#deadclaws#gif credit to original owner#LOGAN WAS HE TASTY.#WAS HE SALTY#LOGAN
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i'm king of sand castles he destroys
#911#911edit#911verse#911 abc#eddie diaz#buddie#evan buckley#buddieedit#sedit#tswiftedit#buddie x ts#ishaedits#userdahlias#tuserzee#oneawkwardcookie#tuserksn#for a total audience of like four people: here's my salty gifset
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