#saltwaterselkie

[a-still-small-vox]

[LA MUSE ACCIDENTELLE]

Traduction d'une histoire par Saltwaterselkie pour Fandom Trumps Hate (@fth2023fanworks) 2023. Merci à Saltwaterselkie d'avoir fait un don à the Navajo Water Project.

Résumé:

Andromaque de Scythie était photogénique avant que les photos soient cools. Autrement dit : les artistes aiment dessiner les immortels. Ils ont une certaine… qualité intemporelle. (et oui, le titre peut être lu comme jeu de mots sur la « hache » (anglais : « axe ») de Andy)

[leverage-secret-santa-exchange]

Reveals day 5!

The Whole Deal for Plotbunnyhunter

On the Water for Current_Resident

Family Dinner for saltwaterselkie

between the daylight and the deep sea for musingmidge77

5 Times Eliot Cooked For (& With) Someone +1 Time Someone Cooked For Eliot for dreamerfound

Recipe For A Childhood Christmas for Kerkerian

Our Holiday, Mr. Wilson for GinnyBloomPotter

[lushloooser]

ok here we GO. #1, #12, #17, #18, #29 for your ao3 wrapped. this is saltwaterselkie btw :)

ooooOOOoohhh okay!!

1. How many words have you written this year?

102,439 and probably at least 50 or 60 cups of coffee 🙃

12. How many WIP’s do you have in your docs for next year?

Just one, the next chapter of my longfic that I’m slowly chipping away at.

17. Your favorite character to write this year?

Harley, just because she’s a character that can just say the wildest, stupidest stuff and anyone reading would be like “yeah, that’s her”, but she’s still capable of being deeply introspective and nuanced

18. The character that gave you the most trouble writing this year?

Ivy, always. Writing her powers is so abstract to me, because I always want it to be more than “she waves her hands around and plants move.” It’s like my standards for writing her always get higher, but i really just want people to hear her go on and on about the Green and see the total nerd she still is when her guard is down, but when her guard is up, she’s positively frightening.

29. Favorite line/passage you wrote this year?

Ooo idk, i feel like my dialogue is never so captivating and pretty that something stands out to me, but I really like one scene I wrote at the end of a really chaotic chapter where the joker is taunting ivy and asking her how long is she gonna let Harley walk all over her, and without pause Ivy answers “As long as it takes.”

[andromaquynh-ficrecs]

The Accidental Muse by saltwaterselkie

Andromache of Scythia was photogenic before photos were cool.

Alternately: Artists like drawing immortals. They’ve got a certain… timeless quality. (and yes, title can be read as a pun for Andy's "ax")

Lovely story following Andromache through time as she keeps catching the eye of different artists. Ends in Andromaquynh fluff <3

2k, rated G, fix-it

[femslashhistorian]

Once Bitten, Twice Kissed by saltwaterselkie

Summary: ll Harley expects from her transfer to Gotham University is a new start. But soon she finds that the town -- and its residents -- are not as they seem. Something supernatural might be afoot...The Harlivy Halloween/monster AU my brain decided I was going to write.

Commission for the actually perfect @the-saltwaterselkie-writer of my favorite scene in their monster au harlivy fic 👀👀

Commission me if you want :)

[darkpurpledawn]

There are not enough Harely Quinn/Poison Ivy fic recs out there, so I just...decided to read everything on Ao3 in ascending word count order! Here are my favorites from 1k-2k words listed alphabetically, mind the tags and ratings

Because, Sapling by anisland

A fun look at Ivy and Harley through the eyes of a Batgirl who’s in over her head

Gold by LastLingeringLook

Extremely charming and funny future fic in which Harley has to come to Ivy’s rescue, great zippy writing and characterization

A History of Handcuffs by saltwaterselkie

We love a villainous, powerful Ivy in Arkham and this fic does her justice

Invasive by UnPretty

Technically this is a meeting between Batman and Poison Ivy and Harley’s offscreen, but it’s hysterical and I love its portrayal of the Harley/Ivy relationship

No Whammies by UnPretty

Casefic wackiness at its funniest and best, a true classic

Office Meeting by UnPretty

Poison Ivy and Harley Quinn team up to stop the dastardly plans of one Bruce Wayne, and it’s screamingly funny

Saturday Morning by Liviapenn

A lovely and lyrical take on Ivy innoculating Harley against her poisons that imagines it as a recurring process

Tickled Pink by Salmon_Pink

Grade-A smut that makes creative use of Ivy’s prehensile vines--there’s a lot of plant-tentacle-porn out there for this ship; this is a really well-written and fun twist on it

Villain Retreat by UvaSEP

A little episode from a failed villains' retreat that reads just like the Harley Quinn cartoon

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[TOUTES MES LIGNES INVISIBLES - LISEZ ICI]

La troisième traduction d'un oeuvre de Saltwaterselkie pour Fandom Trumps Hate 2023 (@fth2023fanworks). Merci à Saltwaterselkie d'avoir fait un don à Dig Deep !

A League Of Their Own • Max Chapman-centric • General Audiences • 2,319 mots

Résumé :

Maxine Chapman ne se souvient pas de la première fois qu���elle a touché une balle de base-ball. Ou : La vie de Max racontée par les réalisations sur le base-ball, l’amour, et elle-même. Une brève étude de caractère.

[leverage-secret-santa-exchange]

2022 Masterlist and Creator Reveals!

Thank you so much to all of our participants!

Blizzard Rules by dreamerfound for Arithanas

no chance, no destiny, no fate by DelektorskiChick for CrazyT

The Christmas Job by musingmidge77 for Zero_Buds

Rub Some Dirt on It by tacewrites for MaeJacrezz007

lock and key; music and lyrics by Canon_Is_Relative for faorism

one of the deep secrets by DelektorskiChick for sam_gamgee

Christmas Cheer (Or, Parker and the hunt for the perfect ugly Christmas sweater) by meils121 for SleepySsnail

work the problem by alinaandalion for NienteZero

When the Past Becomes Present by poppetawoppet for MoonlightBreeze

[ART] "Cooking" Together (AKA Mission Distract Elliot) by awkwardlesbian for atr

'Til My Dying Day by Zero_Buds for chiuling

The Neon Job by a tattered rose (atr) for sunlitroses

The Sick Day Job by Distracted for sternenblumen

[FANART] calling collect to the potential something caught in the glint of your eye by faorism for mewCoyote

The Whole Deal by Arithanas for Plotbunnyhunter

On the Water by 4AcesofSpades for Current_Resident

Family Dinner by Plotbunnyhunter for saltwaterselkie

between the daylight and the deep sea by apo_mekhanes for musingmidge77

let it sit in the shade by Ericine for alinaandalion

It Isn't Safe to Feel Safe by despairmeguca (obsess97) for 4AcesofSpades

Can You Hear the Sound of My Heart Exploding? by paperairplanesopenwindows for DelektorskiChick

It Is for Us by mewCoyote for Canon_Is_Relative

The Duchess by NienteZero for Ericine

Jingle All the Way by Kerkerian for despairmeguca (obsess97)

Five times Eliot and Quinn pretended to be a couple by notbeloved07 for thecateatskale

Hard to Be Soft (Tough to Be Tender) by Dee_in_between for sara_wolfe

Christmas at the Ski Lodge by 4AcesofSpades for meils121

In the Dark of the Night by sunlitroses for icestar663

[ART] What Are You Doing New Years Eve? by Fox (Foxen) for kiss_me_cassie

A Tide, An Aerie, and A Flock (A Team) by SammiPhoenix for BostonBakedDeans

i'll stay by your side by MoonlightBreeze for Distracted

Stealing Eliot by kiss_me_cassie for ladyjax

Jim! ......Jim? by icestar663 for awkwardlesbian

An Excellent Thief by saltwaterselkie for AppleJuiz

Somewhere Warm And Caked In Snow by thecateatskale for Sivan325

The Check Yes Or No Job by sam_gamgee for paperairplanesopenwindows

The Chemical Romance Job by Arithanas for seraphina_snape

what a howling experience by SivanShemesh (Sivan325) for notbeloved07

5 Times Eliot Cooked For (& With) Someone +1 Time Someone Cooked For Eliot by seraphina_snape for dreamerfound

Recipe For A Childhood Christmas by SleepySsnail for Kerkerian

Our Holiday, Mr. Wilson by MaeJacrezz007 for GinnyBloomPotter

The Brighter Side of Sunset by Distracted for SleepySelkie

State by State by GinnyBloomPotter for tacewrites

Everyday is a Choice by ladyjax for Fox (Foxen)

Love and Peace by CrazyT for Dee_in_between

No Stabbing Wednesdays (Fanart) by BostonBakedDeans for SammiPhoenix

[ao3feed-brucewayne]

Billy Batson's Halloween Bash

by saltwaterselkie

The trouble started when Billy decided he was going to dress up as Batman for Halloween.

Or: Billy's favorite Halloween party ever, the chaos that results, and its impact on his identity reveal ten years later.

Or or: Two Batmans, a Ten-Year-Old, and a Slice of Pumpkin Pie

Words: 3008, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English

Fandoms: DCU (Comics), Justice League - All Media Types, Justice League & Justice League Unlimited (Cartoons), Shazam! | Captain Marvel (Comics)

Rating: General Audiences

Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply

Categories: Gen

Characters: Billy Batson, Bruce Wayne, Clark Kent, Diana (Wonder Woman)

Relationships: Billy Batson & Justice League, Billy Batson & Bruce Wayne

Additional Tags: Halloween, Fluff, One Shot, Canon Universe, Short One Shot, Slice of Life, Billy Batson-centric, Billy Batson is Captain Marvel | Shazam, League Shenanigans, basically billy is ten, and that leads to some... interesting ideas about halloween costuming, feat. a battle a bash and a very (secretly) confused batman, Billy Batson Needs a Hug, Short, Complete

source https://archiveofourown.org/works/42762852

[gcsfanzine]

Todays contributor spotlight is one of our fantastic writers Selkie, whose favorite siren is Poison Ivy! You can find her at @the-saltwaterselkie-writer

[summersofsalt]

When Harley saw her, she nearly stopped breathing.

inspired by the swanky wedding attire as described in Tennessee Ham and Strawberry Jam Chapter 24 (saltwaterselkie on ao3) + engagement rings

Harley in a tux just can’t go wrong.

[sunshine304]

FTH: One translation for saltwaterselkie

I'd offered translation into German in this year's @fandomtrumpshate and had decided to translate fics for the runner-up in the auction.

Here's the first of two fics I've done for @the-saltwaterselkie-writer! I had a really good time with this fic.

Fandom: MCU / The Avengers Pairings: Natasha Romanov & Clint Barton (Gen) Rating: T Word count: 2.4k

The original fic is linked in my translation so give saltwaterselkie some love!

Their fics are archive-locked. @the-saltwaterselkie-writer please let me know if you want me to lock the translation as well.

Thank you for participating in FTH!♥

[luci-cunt]

Old guard fic recs? Try The Accidental Muse or Until the Stars Fall by saltwaterselkie on ao3 -- they're both more Andy-centric with some Andy/Quynh and Lykon (the third immortal) thrown in thus far, and UtSF is still updating!

AHHH NONNIE YOU’RE MY HERO!!!!

I can’t freaking wait to read these, if anyone else wants to here’s links:

The Accidental Muse

Until the Stars Fall

[ao3feed-goodomens]

Forever and Ever and Ever

read it on the AO3 at https://ift.tt/33FcrHy

by saltwaterselkie

Crowley was going to be the gardener, but as things turned out... it's better this way.

Words: 1409, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English

Series: Part 3 of Ineffable Husbands

Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)

Rating: General Audiences

Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply

Categories: F/M, M/M

Characters: Crowley (Good Omens), Aziraphale (Good Omens), Warlock Dowling

Relationships: Aziraphale/Crowley (Good Omens), Crowley & Warlock Dowling

Additional Tags: Pining, Ineffable Husbands (Good Omens), Ineffable Idiots (Good Omens), POV Crowley (Good Omens), crowley's such a lovable idiot, he needs to admit more things to himself, anyway, Nanny Crowley (Good Omens), Gardener Aziraphale (Good Omens), secret gardener crowley, fake antichrist, raising a kid, crowley's got him some secrets, Genderfluid Crowley (Good Omens), Genderfluid Character, Female Crowley (Good Omens), briefly

read it on the AO3 at https://ift.tt/33FcrHy

[darkpurpledawn]

I am way behind on my Harlivy rec posts but please enjoy these faves from this summer (June-August)!

and then, eden wept by baitedtodeath 

An evocative and dreamy epilogue to the Fear State saga, the moving ending to that chapter that these two deserve! 

Such Beautiful Monsters by MirroredShalott (@mirrorofshalott)

A great longfic to sink into, both a noir detective story full of intriguing plot and a slow-burn romance that functions as a character study of Harley. I love the writing style in this fic, it’s a really good time.

Laced with Fitful Red by saltwaterselkie (@the-saltwaterselkie-writer)

Technically this one was finished right at the beginning of September but I’m putting it here as well–a really fun pirate AU that works so well as a setting for the characters and does some thoughtful and interesting stuff with the Ivy-as-temptress and Ivy-as-force-of-nature concepts.