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god this lu yizhan is a fucking onion, when i THINK i have him figured it out BAM high school arc

incredible. this guy has layers

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xie ta stay alive challenge

xie ta don't go away challenge

xie ta please stay just once challenge

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reading i became a god in a horror game rn will not lie little obsessed w how much is so deeply wrong with every character. lu yizhan and bai liu funniest besties so far i think

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50 headaches as i read i became a god in a horror game and every “game” is crimes against humanity stemmed from greed and evil and crying crying crying and bailiu literally putting the unreliable in unreliable narrator i can NOT trust my mans takes on himself at all

bailiu: i am maximizing profitability (sacrificing for the sake) of my assets (friends)

bro you do not go through hell and back (mental & physical torture) for your teammates to be safe and treat them kindly with their best interests in mind and say oh im cold and calculated and “use” ppls

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now im thinking about bai lius sexuality crisis getting cut off by a massive eden moment. lol

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readers watching in horror as Bailiu gives what can only be the worst fucking take on condoms ever 💀 its okay for him cuz he’s got his one and only reserved but BROTHER YOU BETTER NOT SPREAD THAT KIND OF MISINFORMATION CONDOMS PREVENTS UNWANTED PREGNANCIES AND SEXUALLY TRANSMITTED DISEASES not whatever the fuck mans going on about

the orphanage and public schools really failed my mans sex ed

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how it started: this bailiu guy’s totally the cold cool headed chinese novel protagonist type he’s so smart & strategic but hundreds of chapters like this could bore me

how its going: *grabs bailiu by the shoulders* *shakes him* WHY. ARE. You. LIKE. THIS. *hugs him and then pat his head and then punch him in the guts but then hands him a wad of cash for compensation and for my own safety and well-being and runs away*

the hug was for his past and general goofy ass and also baby gay experience wooooo

the pat was affectionately derogatory because bro literally cant stop gambling his own life you son of a-

the punch in the guts was cuz STOP HAVING 0.5 HP IM GETTING GREY HAIR FROM YOUR TENDENCIESSS

the money was for reasons above and also donations cuz i respect the hustle my man literally bagging the prettiest men, getting everyone’s bread like mans not sparing none of that he is capitalism, and get some new clothes my son stop dragging your Charlie Brown Peanuts ass to your closet every day to wear only white shirts and black slacks ik it would be ooc but please

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to cleanse myself a little from the SHEER RAGE, i'm going to talk about one of things i found hilarious from the novel

Lu Yizhan was really just fucking with everyone the whole time

he knew everything

i'm not even going to talk about the times he waited exactly seven seconds to "forget" about the game, or him pretending to be all confused and asking if Bai Liu is selling his body, and then if he works in a circus (a goddamn circus, how he kept a straight face i have no idea, the man deserves an oscar), but

the rose factory arc. with tang erda. telling him to his face "gosh, officer, i'm so sorry, i just took my eyes away from him for one second, it's all my fault, BUT i promise he's not evil AND he's my friend so can he get a lesser sentence please <3?"

bitch

bitch, you were there. for all the worldlines Tang Erda went through, and more

you know exactly what is going through this man's mind

you know who he sees when he looks at Bai Liu

was it fun to tell him it was your little meow meow instead???????

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I started to read "i became a god in a horror game" and just finished the first arc but got completely obsessed with the design idea i had for Tawil

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love this guy

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🩸🩸🩸

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I'm half way through the novel and I already can't stand that at some point I won't be able to binge read anymore :(

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Im obsessed with Kishiar acting all cute and clingy (+1 if Yuder knows what he is doing and lets him get away with it)

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I can't believe I didn't post this

Me during the whole Great Sarain Forest arc:

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“He hates me” says Kim Dokja as Yoo Joonghyuk accepts him as a companion.

“He doesn’t care” says Kim Dokja as Yoo Joonghyuk waits 72 hours on the bridge.

“This is poisoned” says Kim Dokja as Yoo Joonghyuk offers him a meal.

“I’m stealing his story” says Kim Dokja as Yoo Joonghyuk decides kdj is his◼️◼️.

“He’ll get his revenge” says Kim Dokja as Yoo Joonghyuk keeps him safe.

“He’s going to kill me” says Kim Dokja as Yoo Joonghyuk reaches out his hand.

“He’s going to kill me” says Kim Dokja as Yoo Joonghyuk prevents his self-sacrificial plans.

“He’s going to kill me” says Kim Dokja as Yoo Joonghyuk cradles him in an embrace.

“He’s going to kill me” says Kim Dokja as Yoo Joonghyuk fights to save him.

“He’s going to kill me” says Kim Dokja as Yoo Joonghyuk pierces his heart with a sword.

“I am alone” says Kim Dokja as Yoo Joonghyuk chases after him for 74000 years.

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absolutely obsessed with early jongdook bc yjh is really trying to do the whole brooding protagonist thing “nobody understands what i’m going through and i have the burden of saving the world etc etc)” and then this guy (clown) bursts on to the scene, calls you a bitch to your face, tells you he can predict the future and basically turns your world upside down while stealing your name and he’s just like ???? ???? ???? and then it turns out the guy is even more messed up than you the tortured protagonist and he’s like damn it you bastard you can’t die i’m attached now you have changed me irreparably

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