#salary account
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when my brother in law gifts me a house that i can't get in and out of BUT the woman who doesn't like me and constantly interferes in my relationship can come as she pleases to my house! oh! and my house still needs to be used for official functions! Thank you for the gift, so generous of you to lend me one of your spare houses after i saved you, your mate and your child <3
#he pays them all a hefty salary right#so why are these broke bitches all living in rhys' houses!!!#cassian open your wallet#nesta rinse his bank account#it's your money now too
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as marc marquez's unofficial accountant hypothetically how much sponsorship money do you think he brings along with him to a team?
no idea. do you all want 2 see something insane.
the nastiest most disgusting least talented fourth liner-that-plays-two-minutes-a-night player the national hockey league has ever seen makes almost half a million base salary more than marco bezzecchi, who came THIRD in the championship of jettsetting DEATHSPORT last year
#UNIONIZE#motogp#callie speaks#asks#like these are rumored salaries that don’t take sponsorship into account but. MAN#vale you CHEAPSKATE#and the flying they do????#out of pocket??
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Literally can't pay my rent until I get paid for September, which hasn't happened yet. Today is Friday, and Monday is the last day of the month. I'm so tired of being poor.
#i still cringe to call myself 'poor' bc i have my own apartment and can afford groceries#and even fun stuff like museums and cafe visits and public transport sometimes#but the reality of the matter is that after i pay off my student loans every month#i do not have enough money left to pay the following month's rent#and that's the way it's been my whole life#all my groceries and museum visits and coffee come from those few hundred euros left over#my whole life i've been choosing between 'having savings' and 'having even the smallest most humble life' and obviously i choose the latter#i never go to the movies#i buy all my clothes second hand (got some this past month after not having bought any new clothing in almost two years)#i have visited a museum TWICE this year#i go to restaurants like... once a month max#i am living the most frugal life that i possibly can without denying myself all pleasures#i don't even have netflix or anything like that! i only very rarely order delivery! i cook my own damn meals!#you get the picture#and yet still: one single missed paycheck is enough to potentially fuck up my life seriously#i've never missed a rent payment in my life but i'm scared it may happen this time#just wrote to HR of my former employer (who is supposed to still be paying me through october) to politely ask where my paycheck is#it's probably coming today (i sure as hell hope so) but if it doesn't... i legit don't know how i'm going to pay my rent#my rent is 673 euros and i only have 400 in my bank account#i probably have enough food in my pantry to survive for a month if i had to#but i've never missed rent in germany before (or ever) and i have no idea how long they'd wait before evicting me for non-payment#i'm scared. and i'm tired of being apparently the only fucking person in my social groups who is this poor#i am an over-educated 37-year-old professional who typically gets classed with the 'expats'#but one missed salary payment has me thinking about eviction and affording groceries#this is what i mean when i say i'm an immigrant. not an expat.#those people with their apple watches and co-working spaces and spontaneous trips to thailand or brazil are... a world apart from me#how come everyone i meet is so damn rich? where do i find fellow poor friends?#anyway i'm stressed. and i'm so so tired of spending my mental energy worrying about money#cosmo gyres#personal
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oh I am SO FUCKING PISSED ---
at the end of the year I had a lot of vacation to use up and a SHITLOAD of work. I was told that it wasn't equitable to let some people's vacation roll over but they would reevaluate the policy in the future to have rollover days.
So ok I took ALL MY FUCKING VACATION even though like, I had to work! I was working! it was meaningless! I don't have a desk shift, my job isn't on or off, if I have work it doesn't matter! so I used all my vacation except 1 hour bc I had miscounted on the second to last time sheet.
And then I got an email today that "if you are receiving this email you have vacation time that will roll over and may be used until March 31 2024."
Are oyu fucking kidding me?? I would LOVE to be able to use that vacation time after this INSANE RUN of work ended! but now I'm fucked! I don't have the vacaiton and I only used it in name! I STILL HAD TO WORK!
This place can fuck itself I am so fucking tired of working here.
#also yes I fill out a timesheet despite being salaried and that's fucked too#bc if I work more than 75 hours in a pay period I don't get to bank that time#but if I work less than 75 hours I have to use some form of PTO to account for it
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i'm going to be sad and relatively privileged for a sec but sdkjfsfg
#one of my besties just sent me a link to a house she thinks would be perfect for me#and it is. it's gorgeous and it checks all my boxes.#and it's also like 40k over the maximum i could ever afford to mortgage#and that's not accounting for the potential 10-40k over the asking price i'd have to offer#which i would not get a mortgage for and would have to get a loan for#which i would not be able to afford on top of a fucking mortgage#and i'm just so mad because she has a fucking partner they're both working full time and pulling in twice-and-a-bit my salary#and it's the kind of shit i don't need her shoving in my face#and it's constant and i'm tired#i'm so tired of feeling like i have to keep up i don't want to keep up i'm don't have to keep up stop making me feel that way#she keeps humble bragging about being able to easily save 1k a month and i'm ???? shut the fuck up ?#i'm just. so tired. and i don't want to play anymore.#anyway i'm shutting up and i'll delete this later because this is sooooo#asdfklajsfdkjsgfd#firstworldprobleeeeeeemsssssssss#anyway. stop being a wanker jay.
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i think my dream job might be to work at a dispensary
#i literally studied chemistry and biology in undergrad#i love plants accounting and supply chain management#my petit bourgeois dream#i wouldnt want to own the place though tbh i just want salary
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i feel like no one talks about the terrible in-between that's common in academia. i defended my dissertation with the belief that i would not have a job when i was done. i applied to approx. 30 postdoc and teaching positions. i'd been rejected from most of them. i got the call for my current fellowship the day i was scheduled to fly home because my lease was up, and where else would i go? i'd applied to 40+ non-academic jobs and was considering returning to freelance music teaching because despite having a doctorate that's all anyone in the non-academic world thought i was qualified to do. i spent the summer before my postdoc started working part-time with my previous supervisor because i needed to pay bills. all my savings went into covering expenses for moving, for keeping up my credit score, for scraping by. i started my postdoc a week later than planned because my mom was in a serious car accident. i have not yet been paid. i just registered as a person in this institution's system, and i don't know when i get paid or when my benefits start. all this time i have not been working on my academic projects. how could i? i thought for months i was going to have to let it all go and i grieved in advanced and screamed at the universe. then i got to hang on a little longer but i was too busy surviving. now i'm supposed to start the work like the grieving didn't happen, like i wasn't burned out by debt and overtime, like i'm not anxious about whether i will actually make rent. i don't have generational wealth. my parents are working class. my loved ones are clinging to the jobs they have. but i should be excited. i should be throwing myself into the next round of work. my continued funding depends on me fulfilling what i said i'd do in my proposal that i wrote a million years ago. my (potential) career depends on me building connections and meeting expectations here. i'm so lucky. i'm so lucky.
#welcome to academia#basically if you're poor or disabled or nonwhite or all of the above#academia really is designed to exclude you in so many ways#this is not sustainable#also like. i emailed hr about when i get paid.#my salary looks so good on paper but surviving 4+ months on a nonexistent savings account was not what i planned for#i haven't been able to think about the book because my brain just starts bluescreening
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might i ask where you work (if it doesn’t doxx you)!! or maybe just what industry you’re in lol. I’m really needing a new job 😭 I pray one day we’ll all get paid to breathe
I can't give out the name because I don't want to doxx myself or get in trouble, but I can tell you what it does! My company is a non-profit within the insurance industry. Our parent company helps set laws that benefit consumers and regulates the insurance industry (the ENTIRE insurance industry, not just healthcare). It's actually made up of insurance industry professionals, regulators, and elected officials, on top of staff who support them.
The smaller company that I work at is a non-profit that helps insurance agents electronically apply for/renew licenses. I'm in the (small) billing department and- as of right now- help track down payments.
If I could offer any advice, accounting is a really good field to be in. It's very stable and once you work your way up the salaries are pretty nice. I've heard really good things about medical billing in particular; it's not exactly thrilling work but once you build up your skills there are TONS of remote jobs with good pay. The insurance industry for billing is also pretty lucrative.
Hope this helps, and good luck!
#personal#work#I went from being a receptionist who did a bit of AR work#to a billing person in the consulting/geotechnical industry#to now a billing specialist in the insurance industry#all within 3 years#and my salary has almost doubled#each job has gotten better too#I REALLY encourage people to look at the accounting field it saved my life lol
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“No u don’t see, there actually is an accounting shortage. No I don’t hire new grads. Yes, I only hire people with their CPAs despite needing to work under a cpa in order to get licensed. Yes, we outsourced our entry level jobs to India. No, we don’t pay more than the big firms AND yes, we do make you work the same grueling hours as them. No work from home. Come in on weekends.���
#go fuck yourself!!#I don’t feel sorry for you!!#y’all are the ones creating the shortage#bc no 5-10 year experience CPA is gonna work for ur shitty firm for low wages and long hours#when they can just switch out of public accounting and get double the salary and half the hours#and stop telling us new grads that there are actually a ton of jobs but no not for you#no one wants to hire me bc I’m not a cpa yet 🤪
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instead of doing actual work today like i wanted to, I'm trying to find a polite way to say "you fuckers kept ⅔ of my salary because someone did the accounting half asleep, give me my money NOW, i don't want it next month"
#mo talks#deep breaths#maybe i could be more chill about it#but why would i#being chill about missing ⅔ of my salary helps no one except the person who made the mistake#also what do you MEAN youll correct it with the next accounting cycle MA'AM???#i dont work for fun???? i need to pay bills???#how much of my bills do they think ill be able to pay with A THIRD of my salary?#im baffled and mad
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didn't have the time nor the money to prepare the startrek cosplay for annual con that happens this week-end...... i can't believe bf accepted to go as spock w/o me pressing him too much aboot it AND WE CAN'T EVEN GO AS SPOCK AND KIRK </3333 why live. another scout year ig......... i would have loved to go as amok time kirk sniffles sniffles </3 i hope by next year i'll get buff enough that i'll be comfortable w/o binding or that i'll have gotten top surgery. insane how i have an actual hope for the future now that i've got a job wow
#got my salary like the paper thing but not#actual money in the bank account yet </333 but my colleague haven't still too so it's normal ig#it has to be before the 15 i think legally speaking#but every day is really hard and stressful when you only have 10 bucks on your account and fear having any problems going your way#and cna't have a safety cushion#so leaving life on the edge until i get my pay check then after that life will be nice cos i love my job AND i finally won't have to worry#abt paying rent or food YIPEE
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The amount of money I will spend on transportation this month 😪 girl can’t I just walk?
#between flights and driving lessons and public transport…. ciaone proprio#buying a packet of 9 driving lessons at the same time would technically save me money but spending over 800 euro at the same time :))#not very inviting#also tried to transfer my salary to my account but the bank hung up on me so 🤷🏼♀️🤷🏼♀️ anche volendo non potrei#snicksnack
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ya girl gonna teach 2 classes this semester!! 💃💃💃
#MUAHAHA#my plan to save up for a down payment really just got much more optimistic#i mean#not THAT optimistic#but it's about $400/month that isn't in my normal budget so i can just immediately punt it into my savings account#and hopefully also save a little more from my regular salary#bc i've been very splurgy this summer and it's now stressing me out#personal
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do u think the moriyamas have to branch out into sports agency bc the mafia trio (neil kevin jean) can’t afford an actual agent on 20% of their salaries
#i love the idea of the mafia going#SIGH#i guess we ARE taking 80% of ur salary. here’s an accountant and an agent. whatever.#texts tetsuji Uncle u gotta clean up ur own messes why did u traffic these sports kids
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once again pondering the logistics of just setting up a separate weal//thfront acct for my shop instead of keeping these stupid bof//a accts alive....
#literally the only thing holding me back is the impact that closing my two oldest accounts would have on my credit score#even tho um i don't Need to have a credit score of 800+ lmao like what is that even doing for me#ah plus i have my bo/fa credit card so it'd be closing 3 accounts#OH maybe i could just close the savings???#that way it'd be easier to keep the balance high enough on my checking...#but theoretically if I'm making excess revenue someday it might be nice to have a savings to dump it into...hmmm...#but also like will that ever happen? lmao#edit: ok realistically if i start making excess revenue what i would do is start actually paying myself a salary LOL#so maybe that's a nonissue#imagine me actually making income from this instead of just using it to fund my hobby lol
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