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Into the Janthir Wilds
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Fiddlestan is objectively the best and funniest ship bc imagine you’re Ford finally back in your home dimension after thirty years and not only has your twin brother stolen your identity and committed multiple felonies under your name he’s also happily married to your research assistant who used to be madly in love with you but you took him for granted lmao get humbled loser
#and they’ve been working together to get you home this whole time so you can’t even have righteous anger#i imagine fiddlestan as the right in front of my salad meme#with them just constantly doing pda in front of ford who is having a terrible time#ALSO First Lady Grunkle Stan#gravity falls#the book of bill#thisisnotawebsitedotcom#stanley pines#stanford pines#fiddleford mcgucket#fiddlestan
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dev'zel x lae'zel 5ever loool
tav is lae's va's just btw she had them smooch under a waterfall in the middle of the gauntlet of shar last stream and karlach was just there in the background 😅
#comics#lae'zel#devora wilde#ig???#bg3#ichiro's doodles#yes that's the kirby kiss meme and the lady yelling at the salad cat meme all in one you're welcome#karlach is just caught in the middle lmao
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#salad-txt#whump#so anyway shoutout to the ladies out there#me trying to make a list of names: ...#my brain: what's a name?
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Samurai and Ninja in crappy pics because December here is under a constant cloud and I just want y'all to see them all golden and cute without learning how to take aesthetic pictures 🥴 💙❤️😆🥰
linktr.ee/Mezzy
#klance#can i tell everyone to look away before i write tags to someone privately lmao no? damn#anyway yes i meant music!! and thank you for sharing something!!#baking seems like a hyperfixation#like i know you said you baked once but then look at me#...i was thinking if i could make salads.... i gotta be medicore at least at one food thing#its a joke its a joke#i will one day get used to focusing on more complicated kitchen work than heating up meat or cooking things in salt and water#anyone else had trouble getting out of bed this december?#once i do i try to pick physical activities that dont require creative thinking because man#at the post office i had small talk with a lady waiting in line she didnt speak polish so u know me it happened#and she recommended light therapy lamp#im very tempted to try it becase i had record bad thoughts sleepless nights and jerking awake this month#it might be rooted in economic instability growing inflation costs of living and shitty working conditions while still trying to buy gifts?#but hey there are things we cant have control over and there are things we can#ive got winter wonderland comic coming though#i will try my best to speed-finish it as a christmas gift aight#i hope its going to be a nice thing!!#wow thats a long set of tags
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Jeanvic conspiracy theory: he actually likes karaoke fine. He's just jealous.
#i keep thinking of that pic from the zine where he's yelling like salad cat lady with tears in his eyes#KIM isn't IN this thought experiment! >:'(#disco elysium#jean vicquemare#after the disco#he's literally sergio
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Friday Salad
#lizard photography#lizardlife#lizards#lizard#lizard lady#lizardposting#lizard pics#lizard posting#lizards of tumblr#reptile owner#reptile photography#reptile pets#reptiles#reptile#reptilelover#reptile lover#reptilephotography#reptilesofinstagram#reptiles of tumblr#bearded dragons#bearded dragon#saladlovers#salads#salad#turnip greens#lunchtime#lunch#dinner#brunch#pet of the day
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another chapter wip because yeti me have much fun drawing these
#fan fart wips#metalocalypse#william murderface#dethklok#mid g2 au#planet pissed#nathan explosion#pickles the drummer#toki wartooth#skwisgaar skwigelf#abigail remeltindtdrinc#she’s grabbing his hands and giving him a pep talk#tellin him to go break a leg and not worry smth like thyat#i also censored the potato salad in the shape of a lady#because the olives are posed as nips
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Pathfinder Xalath
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Lou's comment in the most recent adventuring party got me thinking of those competitive cooking shows. You know, like:
"Chefs, your challenge today is to make a meal with the following ingredients:
Radishes
A pastrami sandwich
Spicy mangos
Provolone cheese
A Carolina Reaper
You have 30 minutes."
#the ravening war#dimension 20#dimension 20 ravening war#bishop raphaniel charlock#thane delissandro katzon#lady amangeaux epicée du peche#colin provolone#karna solara#I mentioned this in the dimension 20 discord#and someone responded with a recipe for a salad#so I guess it's doable
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In the middle of the night.... I post 1/3 of my vsartparty art. I'm too impatient to wait for me finishing rest xD
Tsharna - belongs to @plavigmaz
#vsartparty#gw2#guild wars 2#sylvari#art#digital art#gw2 art#gw2 sylvari#guildwars2#Long time no digi#it was fun to portrait this salad#i like their design!#also thanks to the author for drawing my norn lady :D#walezy art
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sometimes you just gotta sketch a bunch of Scarlets and complete exactly none of them and that's ok
you can probably tell at what point I gave up on each individual one
#my posts#GW2 LW1#Scarlet Briar#GW2 Living World 1#GW2 art#GW2#my art#my sketches#blood tw#not that it's colored or anything but y'know#anyway it's VERY fun to doodle expressions with her ok#this salad's got RANGE. love a messed up lady who Bites#top right is prob my fav tho; i might maaaaybe go back and color that someday. mayhaps. if i can wrangle myself#needed to get these out of my system so take them. sorry it WILL happen again. chucks these at you and runs away
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Thinkin bout cyberpunk once again at 1am, unable to rest so I must scribble ideas.
#cyberpunk au#scribble time#doodle#fruit salad#brainrot#big lady grab us by the jaw like this when???
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Why is it so hard for ppl to understand how our salads work??
#you pick a 6inch#turn it into a salad#and add 2.5 to the price#youd think i was speaking fucking rocket science#with how this lady looked at me like gd#she gave up and walked over to the timmies next door instead#because apparently that broke her tiny little brain
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Realizing buggys are not in his salad
#lizard pics#lizard photography#lizardlife#lizards#lizard#lizard lady#lizardposting#lizard posting#lizards of tumblr#reptile owner#reptile photography#reptile pets#reptiles#reptile#reptilelover#reptile lover#reptilephotography#reptilesofinstagram#reptiles of tumblr#bearded dragons#bearded dragon#lunchtime#lunch#mealworms#saladlovers#salads#salad#turnip greens#tuesdaymotivations#tuesdayvibe
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home from work
#if I speak…#one of the girls walked out yesterday#the best worker we have is on the verge of blowing up on this bitch’s leaders bc since he can do everything quick and efficiently already#they’re putting 3 to 4 ppl’s workloads on him to see how far they can extend his worth and then they’re over his shoulder the whole time#micromanaging him so today he almost lost it and was literally walking around mumbling about his disrespectful they all are (facts)#and how if they don’t think he’s doing it right then they can do it and I know for a fact one of the ladies heard him#bc he wasn’t even trying to hide it at this point and like this dude is cool he has a lot of patience and helps out any way he can#so if HE’S on the brink of snapping then the rest of us don’t stand a chance LMFAO#anyways today was a fucking mess those leaders know nothing about our store yet so they have us making less than what we need until we need#it so we get behind constantly and they made prep a disaster bc again they think they can just prep a bunch of stuff in the morning#and it’ll last the whole day and yes that works in theory but the reality of the situation is every day is different and today#we sold double what we did yesterday so they had to move me to prep to fix their mistakes bc we were running out of stuff 4 hours in lmfao#and I’m the only one left who knows how to do everything on prep bc the other girls had never done it before#we’re supposed to prep 20 mac n cheese trays in the morning for the whole day#we open lunch at 10:30 tell me why I go into the cooler at 12 put more in the oven and there’s only 5 left#it’s been less than 2 HOURS and you’re already running out of macs which means those idiots prepped barely anything just to try and save mo#*money to cut down waste but that gag if you’re losing money bc now you’re short on everything and customers are leaving bc they’re having#to wait a long time for their food#and macs take 40 minutes to cool LMFAO#I get over there they’re out of parfaits they’re out of fruit cups they’re out of kale salads the front is coming in and having to take#stuff as I make it bc they keep getting orders and it’s all just a fucking mess#I have to make a custom wrap and what happens?? those morons didn’t pull the flatbreads out of the freezer like they’re supposed to every#night so now we have no flatbread and I had to run back there and put them in the warming drawer to defrost and we lost an order bc I had#nothing to make the wraps with <3#I go back there to get more cold chicken SPOILER ALERT they didn’t have anyone make any this morning so now there’s no chicken for the wrap#and salad and it has to be grilled and then chilled for 2 FUCKING HOURS before it can be used#they’re a fucking disaster like 😭#was the store perfect before?? ofc not but it ran quickly and efficiently as it should and now it’s literally just a mess#this bitch hasn’t even owned it for a full week yet and has already fucked it all up#womp womp!!!!!!
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