#sailormouth

[stalkerkyoko]

haven’t seen big city greens in while first ep is curse word blort

 like  sailormouth from spongebob - dolophin nosies

  in real life it was probaly fuck

[coolchevistianofficialsite]

Look what i found on @hottopic while looking for personal birthday gifts! Expensive tho 🐬🐬🐬🐬 🧽🤬 #SpongebobSquarepants #Spongebob #EelsAndEscalators #Nick #Nickelodeon #Number11 #NumberEleven #SailorMouth (en Hot Topic) https://www.instagram.com/p/CWkL6QwsvW9/?utm_medium=tumblr

[paraphraze615]

(@leonardodicaprio in The Wolf Of Wall Street voice) Absolutely fucking not! #Cursing #Cussing #Cuss #Cussin #CussWords #CurseWords #Profanity #FoulLanguage #PottyMouth #SailorMouth #CursingLikeASailor #CussingLikeASailor #WatchYourProfanity #WatchYourMouth #AbsolutelyFuckingNot #24HoursWithoutCursing

[kendal-hammond-blr]

What's next they gonna bann the episode with spongebob and Patrick "dolphin noises" ?!! #Sailormouth #MidlifeCrusteacean (at Bikini Bottom) https://www.instagram.com/p/CNByROkH_Wy/?igshid=8w8r7kr713j3

[jonasgirl622]

Happy Birthday Daddy! Thanks for being my number one cheerleader, always loving me, and belly laughing with me because I’m being a crackhead. There’s definitely no denying that I’m your child. 😂 I love you Silver Fox! #DaddysGirl. #SailorMouth. https://www.instagram.com/p/CFQhkuhhpYs/?igshid=y7h2jqyz7mws

[shanaflawsome]

“I DONT have time for that right now.”⁣ ⁣ ⁣ “Karen I get where you are coming from.” -me⁣ ⁣ “Maybe in the future I will be able to.”⁣ ⁣ “Karen I used to tell myself that as well girl. And month after month I couldn’t do it.” -me⁣ ⁣ “Yeah but right now isn’t a good time. I just have so much going on.”⁣ ⁣ “Karen can I be honest with you right now?”⁣ ⁣ “Sure.”⁣ ⁣ “We all DONT have time. We MAKE time. I’m a mom of 3 busy kids who need my time. I have MS which sucks the life out of me some days and I work a full time business while also taking care of my home and all of our errands. Trust me I get NO time. Because my health has value to me.”⁣ ⁣ ⁣ Sound familiar to you??⁣ ⁣ ⁣ Life is always going to be busy. Something is always going to come up. And unless we want our health to go to shit, then we gotta make the time. ⁣ ⁣ I don’t wake up @ 5am because I WANT to to workout. I do it because I NEED to. Future me depends on that. ⁣ ⁣ What does your future YOU depend on you to do!? • • • #spoonielife #maketime #valentinespecial #loveyourselfie #selflovejourney #doyouboo #ifyoudontwhowill #valueyourself #healthiswealth🌳💰💯 #masonjars #smoothielover #healthyicecream #nicecream #hippiemom #sailormouth #pottymouth (at Raleigh, North Carolina) https://www.instagram.com/p/B8jPMonl4Yd/?igshid=12tpk2trez7xw

[coachjazzelowe]

🤦🏽‍♀️ I'm trying to do better I swear 🤞🏾😂 #itiswhatitis #thisisme #takeitorleaveit #unapologeticallyme #sailormouth #bossbabe (at Bergen County, New Jersey) https://www.instagram.com/p/B0g25HklYet/?igshid=1ksap6lx74wuf

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[sgdunster]

Arrr. #bulkmothering #creativity #writermom #kids #sailormouth https://www.instagram.com/p/BuP9YxsnJeo/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=12zt3w9fp8ckj

[icespur]

Novelwise needs more love

Don’t get me wrong. I ADORE Bill’s Pennywise. He’s my 6 foot child eating shapeshifting baby that I shall love forever and ever. He is my squishy and he shall be mine 💖

But as I started reading the IT novel in preparation for the first IT movie I can’t help but love Book Pennywise and I don’t think he gets enough love.

Book Pennywise is like a fusion of 1990 Penny, and 2017/19 Penny. Book Pennywise has that older clown guy vibe that MiniseriesWise has. That old clown that would probably be smoking in costume when he’s not entertaining. Giving absolutely zero fucks. But at the same time he can be chaotic like FilmWise. Book Pennywise talks a bit closer to MiniseriesWise but also has moments where he does ITs twisted version of the “peperment twist” by having what I can only describe as the most terrifying 100% purposeful seizure. Book Pennywise is SINISTER! You wanna know one of the events that almost made Mike call the losers? Pennywise broke a toddlers BACK and the mother found the bathroom in shambles and the toddler’s body sticking out of the toilet. The mother claims she heard laughing....LAUGHING!

But that’s not even the best part, no my simple little fellow IT fans.. the reason Novelwise has to be my 2nd favorite Pennywise is......

He’s a fucking sailor....

Pennywise curses in the book.... And I don’t think you understand how much I fucking love this....

Pennywise turns into a giant during his encounter with Adult Richie in the book and instead of taunting his sexuality or singing. This Pennywise pokes Richie point blank in the EYE. Cheerfully threatens to point as his “pecker” and give him prostate cancer, and threatens to “Eat him right the fuck up”

During the Mrs Kersh scene Pennywise turns into this Mrs Kersh Alvin Marsh fusion and goes on this very vile monologue as Alvin reavealing that Alvin physically abused Beverly in her childhood cause he wanted to “Fuck her” and goes really into detail. Then once it turns back into Its clown form IT tells Beverly ITs the last of a dying race and came to earth to “Rape the men and rob the women....and to learn the peppermint twist!” Cue seizure dance..

And probably my favorite moment...The library scene....

We all remember the Miniseries version of that scene.... right?

Well in the book Pennywise “Gleefully” announces to Ben to “Come on up you fat little fuck!” Then turns into Dracula and taunts Ben about Stan’s death....

In short, Pennywise in the book is a sinister sadistic old man with a humongous god complex and is lazy as fuck, yet also very childish when he finds out he got beat by a bunch of kids. And he swears like no tomorrow and someone read the book just to experience this crazy clown for yourself and MAKE SOME FANFICS AND IMAGINES AND FANART WITH BOOK PENNYWISE!

(Note: I originally thought he swore both when the losers were kids and adults but looking back he seems to only really swear at them when they are adults which makes it even better cause it just shows how pissed he is that they beat him as little eleven year olds and now he has to wake up to kill them as adults)

2017/19 Pennywise is my chaotic baby but I also can’t help but love Book Pennywise and you should too! Read the book, make some Imagines and fanfics with Book Pennywise cause he needs more attention, he’s the original after all! Show some respect!

Thank you for coming to my Ted Talk....

[thetrendyurbanista]

Tee hee hee....yep 😂 my son said he would be a millionaire if we had a swear jar for me!! #sailormouth ⛵ #whereismy18wheeler ⛟ #pottymouth 💩 #badmoms 😉💋

[heart-star]

I didn't made Inktober but i made something i like more: Spongetober. For all the accultured classic spongebob fans. 🎃🌈🐌🌊. #ignotectorverse #spongetober #spongetober2022 #spongebob #spongebobsquarepants #patrickstar #squidqardtentacles #mrkrabs #sandycheecks #garythesnail #plankton #doodlebob #october #halloween2022 #spongebobhalloween #mermaidmanandbarnacleboy #evil #everyvillianislemons #theflyingdutchman #ghost #annoysquidwardday #chocolateguy #spongebobnosferatu #dyingforpie #eelsandescalators #sailormouth #truefan #goofygoober #krabborg #notthenavy #itsawonderfulsponge https://www.instagram.com/p/CkX6pxWon-H/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

[phantom-howl]

So, my brother and I have a habit of watching and making fun of PAW Patrol every morning before school (overprotective parents and the only other option is QVC)

Well we had a joke saying Ryder is actually evil, Chase is a Disney Princess™, Rocky was a sailormouth klepto, so on and so forth. We had random things for most of the reoccurring characters.

We watched the movie recently. We were prepared to make fun of it and be brutal. We were at the beginning. Towards the end we were getting tired.

But one thing made us both crack up laughing.

Liberty, the movie's extra dog, called Ryder and said she didn't think he'd pick up.

My brother and I laugh at this, because we had a joke saying Ryder has a long missed calls list. The dog saying she didn't think he'd pick up means he DOES HAVE A MISSED CALLS LIST.

OUR JOKE IS UNINTENTIONALLY CANON.

Okay I'll stop being cringe now.

[coolchevistianofficialsite]

Of Course I Bought It.... 🤬🐬🐬🐬 🧽 #Spongebob #SpongebobSquarepants #Nick #Nickelodeon #EelsAndEscalators #SailorMouth #HotTopic #BoardGames #Swears #Number11 #NumberEleven https://www.instagram.com/p/CWlrTVhLMZn/?utm_medium=tumblr

[d34d-r0s3]

Deimos.

Deimos liking spongebob.

spingbing.

ABSOLUTELY, YES. NO FURTHER COMMENT IM JUST SFSDFSGHJJSHBVDFGHJK YES SPINGBING HELL YEAH

his favorite episodes are probably sailormouth and the hash slinging slasher one

[spongebob-connoisseur]

Hey. What's your favorite episode? Mine is the pretty patty one, it's so pleasing lol

Hmm I dunnoo actually. I like a lot of episodes near equally. I have a handful of episodes I really like so I'll share those.

I think i have a bias towards the episode scaredy pants because the music slaps, its season 1, and I adore Halloween.

Spongebob's last stand. It was a special about how jellyfish fields was gonna be torn down to be turned into a highway. Its a cute episode. I mostly like it because of the jellyfishing song.

Theres the valentine's day episode from season 1. This episode sticks out to me because I never ever seen it on TV before. The first time i saw it was when I was 14 when i got the first season on DVD as a gift. It was a weird experience seeing a spongebob episode I haven't watched at least a million times rerun on TV before. Fresh with no nostalgia. I think it never aired on TV because ✨homophobia✨ a whole episode about spongebob giving valentines to everyone and wanting to give the biggest and bestest one to his bestest best friend Patrick was probably gonna upset some parents. Personally i think it was a cute episode. Also knowing Spongebob is canon asexual and described by writers as aromantic. He isn't pissy or hateful or grumpy over valentines day over not having a partner. He instead uses it to spread is love for everyone which is a sweet message.

Mermaidman and barnacle boy VI: the movie

Wet painters? Its hard to pick from season 3 since there's a lot that I like.

SAILORMOUTH

GRAVEYARD SHIFT

Shout out to the girl at the classic horror movie exhibit last year who shouted "ITS THAT GUY FROM SPONGEBOB!!" when she saw Nosferatu.

And once again I am having difficulty deciding because I like too many episodes in season 2. It has a lot of the funniest episodes.

MERMAIDPANTS

One of my favorite most favorite episode of the modern spongebob era. It brought us Dr. Negative Squidward! (Which i have drawn fan art of in his musical form and it somehow morphed overtime into an OC I will not be discussing) there's also SQUIDNOIR, CHEFBOB, and MIND THE GAP.

Uhh yeah that's what I can think of at the top of my head. Some episodes I like equally from other episodes from the same season. Its hard to pick from the first 3 seasons a true definite favorite because I feel about most of them the same.

[ao3feed-bakusquad]

It's Pouring Out Here

it's pouring out here by shizuumi151

With phone, money, and keys in his pocket, Kirishima wandered around the city for an age. With his legs on auto-pilot his mind wandered too. To the new movie that peppered the streets in posters and trailers, a new move he wanted to practise for another basketball play, wondering about how the current arcs for his favourite manga would turn out in the next issue of Jump.

And, of course, he thought about how many of those things he could see and do with Bakugou.

Words: 4773, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English

Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia

Rating: Teen And Up Audiences

Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply

Categories: M/M

Characters: Kirishima Eijirou, Bakugou Katsuki, Kaminari Denki, Sero Hanta

Relationships: Bakugou Katsuki/Kirishima Eijirou

Additional Tags: quirkless au, Basketball AU, Friends to Lovers, Quirkless High School AU, Kissing, wahey, Fluff, Getting Together, Love Confessions, Original Character(s), just kirishima's parents are, Swearing, as per usual, from our resident sailormouth bakugou katsuki

Read Here: https://archiveofourown.org/works/11431818