#said the atheist

[beigetiger]

Every day I thank god that I got obsessed with Skulduggery Pleasant and not Harry Potter

[s1xseasonsandamov1e]

i just need to win like 10 million in the lottery and my life will be perfect. i’ll still be an anonymous person, but i’ll be rich and have everything i need, and i can give half of it away, get a part time job and live life normally but without worrying about money

[lemonlimestar]

do angels wear blue jeans?

[bli-o]

“You dont want kids? I said the same thing at your age. You’ll realize later.���

“You’re trans? You’re too young to know that. You’ll grow out of it.”

“You’re an atheist? You don’t actually disbelieve, you’re just mad at god. One day, every knee will bow and every tongue will confess.”

“You’re a leftist? You’ll become more conservative eventually; every generation does when they come into contact with The Real World™️”

“You’re gay/ace/queer? You just havent met the right man/woman yet.”

If you say any of the above things give me your personal information so i can harm you

edit: the terfs found this post. Y’all fuckin KNOW “give me your personal information” is a joke. I know your job is to paint trans people as evil and stuff but try harder at least, we know you’re not that stupid.

anywaysy crazy how u guys r aligning with people who like theocracy and homophobia and heteronormity just because you hate trans people. It’s almost like you, my fellow hoes, are really damn predictable.

Edit 2: i love how after that first edit terfs mysteriously stopped interacting

[jessicawwcaww]

Father mulcahy kind of the character of all time. He’s a priest. He boxes. He’s cute as a button. He’s in with the black market. He’s in with the black market to get goods for orphans. He regularly fleeces his unit playing poker. For the orphans. His sister the Sister plays basketball. He tends bar so people will confess to him. He got drunk to preach about temperance. He says jocularity. Southern Baptist services are too forceful for him. He’s threatened violence on multiple occasions. Lesbians want him

[mossadspypigeon]

i find it funny that the same secular or reform (american version) or non denominational jews who shit all over the orthodox usually (not always) bend over backwards to be accepting of traditional movements in other religions.

for instance, so many talk about how abusive and hateful chabad is while claiming any criticism of wahhabism or islamism etc = islamophobia. like???

and those are movements led by people who ACTUALLY bastardized their religion due to intolerance.

just interesting how they don’t research their own religion and choose to express those views about their own people while accepting others. maybe extend that acceptance to your own.

if you want to criticize the orthodox btw? do thorough research. read books. LEARN. because most criticisms are extremely ignorant and stem from shit goyim say about us as a whole. same goes for criticizing any religion or belief system. learn about it extensively before you start typing or speaking.

[thisisanerror]

I’m being silly.

Thought of this after watching the Keep Beach City Weird episode and kept giggling thinking of Pearl sharing her unapologetically atheistic views with Steven lmao.

[jthegayfruit]

Merry Christmas

Here's your obligatory mistletoe drawing staged by the matchmaker herself

Ignore why the bow has more effort into it I like making things shiny

[inamindfarfaraway]

The Exorcists’ Masks of Virtue

The vast majority of Exorcists in Hazbin Hotel have a notable design element that other angels don’t: their masks are missing an eye. Specifically, the right eye.

I believe this is a reference to the Bible, Matthew 5:29. Jesus says, “If your right eye causes you to stumble, gouge it out and throw it away. It is better for you to lose one part of your body than for your whole body to be thrown into hell.”

He’s being hyperbolic. Mr Free Healthcare was not pro-mutilation. What he means is that you have to be willing to make sacrifices to prevent sin. The context of the eye metaphor is him condemning adultery and warning that even something as easy, casual and small as a look full of lustful intent can lead to further, worse sin if you don’t notice your sin, hold yourself accountable for it and do the work to not let it influence your decisions. This will probably be hard. It could be very, very painful. Changing your perspective can feel as horrible as plucking out your eye, so many people can’t bring themselves to do it. But although it won’t feel that way in the moment, it’s healthier for our general wellbeing in the long run to abandon traits and behaviours that damage ourselves and/or others.

(You may notice that Jesus’s teaching that you can have sinned, redeem yourself by giving up sin and thus escape damnation is the founding principle of the Hazbin Hotel. You may also notice that it contradicts everything the Exorcists believe.)

The Exorcists seem to follow this idea of painfully excising badness for the sake of the greater good devoutly to the point of placing it above teachings like ‘Thou shalt not kill’, with their job being to remove sin, in the form of sinners, to protect Heaven. Hence the missing right eyes. They’re a declaration of moral righteousness and inability to stumble.

But the truth is that the Exorcists all have their right eyes. Their flawlessness is a facade. Underneath, they are untouched, think themselves morally untouchable and, as shown by their horror and outrage when even one of them is killed, would much rather be physically untouchable too. This perfectly represents their complete unwillingness to acknowledge their own faults, let alone improve. They are never the ones who sacrifice. They force the sinners to sacrifice and don’t compensate it with any salvation. They metaphorically rip out the sinners’ eyes, but still condemn their entire bodies as inherently, permanently sinful. So they’ll just have to do another Extermination to get the other eyes! And another one to cut off their right hands! And so on until there’s nothing left.

The only exception to the rule is Vaggie, both in appearance and character. Her mask has the left eye crossed out instead. Even before her expulsion, she’s set apart to the audience as an Exorcist who has the capacity to, shall we say, see a different side of things. Her mask having its ‘sinful’ right eye reflects her understanding that the Exorcist worldview is wrong.

When she almost kills a demon child, her hateful vision clears. She discards the part of herself that’s an unquestioning, merciless agent of death, terror and grief… and as punishment for what Lute perceives as treacherous weakness, gets her eye plucked out.

Of course Lute leaves her with only the ‘sinful’ eye. It brands Vaggie forever as the inversion, a perversion, of what the Exorcists are meant to be.

You know, all this talk of eye removal in the Bible reminds me of another line - ‘an eye for an eye’. Adam directly quotes it in “Hell is Forever”. He uses it to frame the Exterminations as Old Testament-style punitive justice; the sinners did harm and so they receive it. But putting aside the debate about how ethical the concept of revenge is, the entire point of taking an eye for an eye is that it’s proportional. The punishment fits the crime. If someone cuts your eye out, you shouldn’t murder their whole family in front of them and then slowly disembowel them to death. That would be the sin of wrath. You should just make them pay without excessive pain or collateral damage. This is the fairest form of revenge.

The Exorcists don’t do that! The Exterminations aren’t proportional to the wrongs of all they hurt, nor was Vaggie’s brutal punishment equivalent to her extremely mild insubordination. Lute literally takes Vaggie’s eye, and more, after Vaggie does nothing to her! That’s the opposite of the phrase! Adam and his soldiers are wrathful and cruel, deriving satisfaction from others’ suffering. But they just can’t stop going on and on about how disgustingly evil the sinners are, in total hypocrisy… despite some of the sinners being far better people than the genocidal Exorcists are… it’s like they’re obsessed with specks of dust in the sinners’ eyes when they have massive logs stuck in their own. Oh hey, that’s in the Bible too!

[secondbeatsongs]

happy pride!

[lobo-inu]

i’m absolutely obsessed with Sanguine designs that are so heavily Baphomet coded. bro is the daedric manifestation of living deliciously.

[solargeist]

the religious hermit list is growing slowly 👍

Grian - Catholic

Mumbo - Mormon

Skizz - Protestant 🎉

[arthur-lesters-right-arm]

Props to Arthur Lester for identifying as agnostic after god ripped his child, his eyesight, and both of his parents from him

[dearhartselfships]

matryoshka siblings for the deviantart tropes! now technically, it was supposed to be a romantic prompt, and it was magnet pose. and to give myself credit, I tried! but um,

[asurrogateblog]

while I think of all of them as having something a little wrong with them I realize I set such different standards for pink floyd vs. the beatles. if paul said “I’m using george in now & then because his ghost told me it was okay” I’d think “yah that’s average paul bullshit for you and also maybe really happened” but if david said “I’m using rick in luck & strange because his ghost told me it was okay” I’d think his family needs to take him to the hospital immediately

[thermodynamic-comedian]

so interested in young gertrude robinson tbh. like just imagine.

it's the 1970's. you're a single woman with no family or friends, and no desire for any, either. somehow, you know about ancient fear gods almost no one else knows about, and you've decided it's up to you to stop them from crossing over into this world. so you start working as an archivist for a god you don't worship, for a man you neither trust nor respect, among co-workers you neither like nor value. in your heart, you know you wouldn't hesitate to sacrifice any one of them to complete your goal. because in your mind, you're saving the world. you're on a mission.

you'll always be on a mission.