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You again
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Today's doodle
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ROOK I CAN'T!
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The funny thing is Lucanis makes most of the meals so he could kill us all by poison.
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I love how the game tries to convince you that the First Warden is so unreasonable and annoying and a pisser when Rook talks to everyone like a flat earther. Like going up to your county sheriff and saying "hold all your calls. We need to focus on the real problem: Zeus and Aphrodite from Greek Mythology are in the White House and they have the nuclear missile codes" it's a wonder he didn't just kill them on the spot
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Lucanis doesn't sleep because Spite gets antsy when he does.
Neve doesn't sleep because she's haunted by all the shit she's been through.
Bellara doesn't sleep because she's obsessive over her projects.
Rook doesn't sleep because Solas is banging pots and pans around in their brain.
Is anyone in this Lighthouse getting a good night's rest?
#dragon age#assan is hes sleeping so cozy on that floating rock#that boy is sunbathing in the Fade and deserves it
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did they intend to give solas and rook three times the chemistry they gave solas and lavellan in the base inqusition game or am i witnessing the funniest possible thing bioware could've done
#dragon age#dragon age veilguard#dragon age veilguard spoilers#yeah i wanted to kiss solas on the mouth anytime he started running his mouth im ashamed to admit
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Once again we have to do what Bioware doesn't do themselves
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you should only play the dragon age games in chronological order the first time around. every other time you should launch whichever game fits your mood (Depression, Bisexuality, Hinterlands)
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Rook: I'm really worried about Davrin and Lucanis, they keep arguing with one another... Its very bad Varric, what if it effects them in battle?
Varric, remembering that one time Fenris broke Ander's nose then took a knife in the back for him in the same night: I'm sure they'll be fine kid. They're barely even arguing if you ask me
#dragon age#dav spoilers#put Anders in the Lighthouse im begging you#even if its just to get Justice-y bc its technically Fade#can you imagine Justice and Emmrich getting into it bc Emmrich is trying to spirit speak him#Justice isnt the fuzziest friendliest guy already it would be so good
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It was impossible not to joke about this.
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anders you're scaring the howes
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also why is varric so much more forgiving of solas, his work colleague for just about a year, vs anders who he was close friends with for almost 10 years
#dragon age#anders really got so much hate over that chantry only for us to find out what solas has done is SO much worse#i do still love both of them bc i can get it and see the motives and the why
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the thing about anders is he has literally everything except a writer that loves him. he is so compelling and interesting and has a lot of lore-compliant potential that can easily slot into any dragon age narrative seamlessly. but because the writers (and, truly, the world itself) loathes him, he can’t
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