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we all car ❤️ - Sage
i don’t.
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so you do have the capability to hop dimensions 🤨- Sage
[Sage was blocked a bit ago sorry Kel 😔]
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Sage or Eye Anon
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"I-im not answering this question."
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A little while ago I came across a Croissant Cookie wondering the streets alone, I asked her if she had somewhere to stay, she said no, so I offered for her to come and stay with me which she accepted! But lately I've noticed that she's been having a lot less sleep, feeling unmotivated to do the things she loves and more persistant in helping me do stuff that I'm prefectly capable of doing, do you have any suggestions on what's going on? (i'm a new anon, you can call me Sage Anon if you wish)
* I would not really say this is the symptoms of a Croissant Cookie with the type specific disease that they can be potentially baked with. I think, I am not a psychiatrist so take my opinion with a grain of salt, but I think this Croissant Cookie may just have a bit of an depression issue combined with some need to prove herself as being useful.
*Again, take this with a grain of salt, I am not an expert in this department. All I can suggest is potentially therapy and some talks on what could be bothering her if she is willing to discuss that with you.
* Best of luck to you, Sage Anon, and hopefully your companions psyche can be properly analyzed in due time. Feel free to send me updates.
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#croissant cookie#again i am not an expert#nor am i claiming to be one#go to an actual psychiatrist for this one#sage anon#anonymous#anon ask#cookie run#cookie run au#roommates au
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omg PLS convince her :((
nooo im sad for you guys :(( you definitely should go back again !!
if i do convince her, you’ll have to recommend places to visit there !!
-sage !
Hii sage my most beloved anon <3 sorry I’ve been ignoring tumblr, work is kicking my ass rn.
I have so many things to recommend if you guys do go!! It was genuinely such a brill time. We’ve both been mourning it since we got home.
We’re probably going to visit again next year, and we might take my daughter (little sister) because she really wants to go.
Anyways, how have you been bff ??
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yknow ive considered leaving anonymity just so i can send random memes and videos i find lmao - Sage
Fr?? Honestly do it whenever you feel comfortable! Don’t pressure yourself!
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Missing the Mike Faist priest kink era 😭 still wait for the« see you in the next Wednesday service » ahaha I’m wondering if the locals suspects their relation or not( do they see each other outside his service ?)( Is he jealous when he sees other guys flirting with her before his church service starts ? ) 👀
OH MY GOD
an ask about "kneel" ???? im gonna cry
no let's talk about it because i never did a pt. 2 or anything
i think that a majority of the locals don't really suspect that the reader is messing around with the priest (they idolize him + see him as a nonsexual figure), but they do look down on her b/c of her visible promiscuity (i.e. the hickies and etc.)
they might notice her wearing shorter skirts to services, and crossing her legs/squeezing her thighs together incessantly throughout his sermons. someone might even catch a glimpse of soft bruises and red handprints on her ass after she bends over to pick something up in front of them the day after mass. and they're like omg? what is this young lady getting herself into? and who in this town could stand to do such vile, obscene things to her body? (as if it's not their precious priest)
i dont think they see each other outside of services/the church b/c they dont want to risk drawing attention to their "special, secret relationship". but! he does give her his phone number and she calls him sometimes when she thinks too much about him and gets wet :( he has talked the reader through touching herself on multiple occasions. tons of verbally guided masturbation over the phone as she lays on her bed, her hand between her legs, with an opened bible next to her. yeah.
he had gifted her that bible after the second time they had sex. not necessarily to indoctrinate her into the religion, but to give her a representation of something that was important to him. it was his subtle way of trying to connect with her. but it kinda backfired b/c now she gets hot and flushed when she reads the words "God" and "peace" and "faith". he basically pavlov's dog'd her. classically conditioned.
because she lost her virginity to him, she's definitely very attached. she tells him that she isn't, but its a total lie and he knows it too. she gets jealous when women, young or old (doesn't matter), come up to him after services all smiley and ready to talk to him about their problems. reader usually gets red in the face and pouts in the back pew as she watches their interactions closely. she worries a lot that she isn't the only person in the town that the priest is intimate with, but she is. he's fairly attached to her too. and because she's a pretty young woman, divorced dads and older teen boys will often try to flirt with her before the priest's regularly scheduled homily, and he has to gather all the restraint in his body not to insert himself between you and them.
they are very cute + sacrilegious. ugh.
#🩷 - thirsts#thank u anon! and i hope this answered ur questions <3#ive been waiting for an excuse to talk abt this fic#i loved writing it#it was genuinely so fun#mike faist#mike faist thirst#mike faist fic#mike faist x reader#mike faist smut#mike faist imagine#mike faist x you#dom!mike faist#sub!reader#sage's asks#priest kink#religious kink#religion kink#blasphemy kink#art donaldson smut
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actor au wally for you guys to nom on while i work on oc/story lore :3 i agree he's adorable, but also like. the prettiest man. ever. and i would tell that to his face. everyday.
actor au belongs to @frillsand >w< i love their work and au so much
alt version under the cut, done by request of a very good friend -w-
hehehehe oh to give him a smooch and watch him turn as red as his bow >:3
#i think his apple sweater is one of my absolute favorite outfits for him#ALSO#I FUCKING LOVE HIS EYES LIKE#BROWN EYES WITH A TOUCH OF RED IN THEM???? MMMMMMM 👌✨✨✨✨#DELICIOUS. BEAUTIFUL. SOME OF MY ABSOLUTE FAVORITE EYES 😍#he's absolutely gorgeous -w-#an absolute diva ass bitch#but pretty and adorable and secretly the sweetest lil bean#i love him -w-#and i love the lore for him and sage ive got for this au :3 i think you guys are gonna love it too hehehehehe#anon's art#anon's doodles#welcome home#welcome home fanart#welcome home au#wally darling#wh wally#welcome home wally#wally fanart#wally my beloved#wally au#welcome home wally darling#actor wally darling#actor wally au#diva wally#diva wally au#welcome home actor au#actor au#anon rambles in the tags
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I wonder if at some point they would try to visit Amy’s home and realize her kitchen is just …gone lmao
Some new minimalism trend or whatever
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COURTNEY? - Sage
i believe…you are looking for @admin-courtneys-corner. begone.
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Wahhh im not parasocial I just like talking to you - Sage
you told me to come visit you as if we’re good bros. I don’t know who you are. that reads as pretty parasocial to me, dude.
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Go ahead, Answer it... - Sage Anon
...It has been three months.
And you're still not getting an answer from me.
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*screaming* you and your gf are so cute it makes me want to sob. the way you talk about her is adorable :(
i’m glad you guys are having fun in brighton !! i’m trying to convince my gf to take me over the summer *_* as she can drive so we wouldn’t have to worry about transport !
-sage !
no bc you are so precious <3
Put me on the phone I’ll convince her !! It’s so much fun!! I’m so sad we’re leaving tomorrow :( there’s so many fun things to do. You’d have such a good time !!!!!
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THE DAY IM GONNA FIND HAPPINESS IS WHEN SHADOW STOPS BEING AN EDGE LORD - Sage
FR HE’S BEEN DONE SO FUCKING DIRTY! I really hope they do him justice because the fact that Sega even played into the edgelord character type is a very crappy misinterpretation of his character and everything that made him well him! Like Sega better let him smile otherwise i’m gonna lose it /hj
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YA'LL imagine dilf!art finally retires and tashi found a new young thing she wants to coach who is basically innately incredible at tennis but refuses to leave the simple pleasures of life such as smoking (cigs, weed, vapes, etc), partying and such, and art from the second he meets her despises her. at first he really doesn't understand why but tashi points out how she is literally the girl version of patrick. kind of reckless, free spirited, incredible at her sport, charming but hardheaded. it makes him incredibly hard just thinking about you up in his backyard in tiny ass skirts while practicing with tashi with music on (which annoys the shit out of him because you can't take anything serious). she's instantly knows he his obsessed with her and calls him a dog for wanting to fuck her while he's married and basically toys with him leaving him begging for her attention. YA'LL I CANT!!!
woah. woah ! woah?
this is hot. love.
also art would be the type of guy to fall for a girl and then have someone tell him 'she's just a female version of that guy u had a homoerotic friendship with'. and art just deflates. still wants to fuck her! just feels a little more odd about it now (as if that should be his main issue with it and not how young she is or how he's still with tashi). he's got a lot to process.
he goes to all of her practices; watching her heart-shaped ass bounce under the flow of her short tennis skirt. watches her glossy lips wrap around and suck on a bubblegum flavored vape right after she's off the courts. watches the way the smoke swirls around in front of her face as she makes eye contact with him from feet away and smirks.
he just wants to grab her and shove two of his thick fingers inside her till she's sticky and wet and no longer combative w him about his obsession. till she's begging for his dick and no longer tellin' him how creepy he is for wanting this. till he's finally allowed to stick himself into her cunt and feel every inch of her gummy walls squeeze around him while she says things like
"Mr. Donaldson, please, i'll be a good girl for you now.."
he can fantasize, cant he? he'll leave her be for now, just admiring her pretty body from afar, but he'll definitely stroke out at least one load per day to the thoughts alone. maybe one day he'll have the courage (stupidity) to make them a reality.
#🩷 - thirsts#sage's asks#anon this is from forever ago#i hope u see this tho bc this concept is sooo#ate#art donaldson x reader#art donaldson smut
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𝓈𝒶𝑔𝑒 𝑔𝓇𝑒𝑒𝓃 𝓁𝒶𝒸𝑒 ₊˚⊹♡
#here's the other color for ya too anon !#sage green dividers#green dividers#green lace dividers#sage dividers#lace dividers#mikeykuns dividers
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