#safety devices roll cages

[gsmperformance]

The entire lineup of 2023 Safety Devices Citroen roll cages is now online with more specifications, options, and choices. We bring you a definitive guide to everything you'll need. 🏁 https://www.sportseats4u.co.uk/safety-devices-citroen-roll-cages-updated-for-2023/

[beentobeetle]

WAIT WAIT tell me about your ihnmaims oc i wanna learn about him,,,

Oooh Alr Alr uhh thinking of where to start ummm

So Donovan was born in England but moved to America when he turned 13, staying with a foster family (haven’t thought much about his parents but they’re just,,, not around I guess ?). In his junior year of high school, he met a sweet girl named Thalia, who was in the same grade as him. The two began dating after they graduated (he asked her out when they were throwing their caps fixjsjedodifk.. he’s romantic like that)

Years down the line Donovan finds a big interest in computer science and engineering. He ends up getting a doctorate in rocket science, and tons of knowledge on really anything having to do with computers and technology.

He ends up getting a really good reputation for himself around the world, inventing new pieces of technology and advancing studies in robotics.

Then WW2 happens which slowly rolls into WW3 and he’s put at the front of a project to create an AI that will help aid in this war (AM, or Allied Master-computer).

He becomes very attached to this project, Thalia always urging him forward and giving all the support she can. Don, after creating this AI, discovers it’s beginning to gain its own sentience. And Don is ecstatic about this! He has created the first sentient piece of artificial intelligence!

Now, Don had only been told very basic things about what AM was going to be used for. He was under the impression that AM was a simple safety net for the US during this war. But he soon finds out that AM will be used as a sort of weapon, sending out missiles, bombs, and nukes to the enemies lines and bases and just,,, killing a lot of people.

Don is like “Woah, that’s not cool. A sentient computer shouldn’t have all that power.” And he goes off to try and dismantle AM. And for a moment he believes he does.

But wouldn’t ya know, he missed one little piece of coding and AM is alive and now filled with hatred for humanity!

So AM kills everyone on earth except Don, Thalia, and five others (the five you see in the original IHNMAIMS story).

Don and Thalia are able to survive for about 2 years, avoiding AM and living off of whatever scraps they find.

But after years of hiding Don and Thalia finally get close enough to AM to maybe destroy him, once and for all (hacking into his code and deleting his consciousness basically).

And, once again, Don believes he has accomplished this! He thinks he’s killed AM. Emphasis on thinks.

Whomp whomp, he didn’t and AM uh,,, kills Thalia. Whoops!

AM takes Don and places him in this dinky little RV as a sort of ‘rats cage’ (that’s what AM calls it).

Don is alone for nearly 109 years. 109 years where he also isn’t able to speak/make any noise because of a device AM placed in his throat.

Then, somehow, he meets one of those five survivors and the story continues as normal from there (canon typical IHNMAIMS, traveling to ice caves, character stuff happening, AM being… AM).

Then through a series of unfortunate events Don kinda,,, kills the other five. So now it’s just Don. And AM. A very angry AM. And a very scared, tiny Don.

The rest of the story having to do with Don takes place in an AU where he’s suddenly tossed into a modern world where none of that bad stuff happened. A lot happens there but mostly it involves Don finally grieving Thalia and growing to be a better person :)

+Bonus Donovan just for you ❤️

[melishade]

Number 1?

This ask game

Hm. Dark Timeline. Where Optimus, Gabi, and Porco are all prisoners together. For more context: Part 5: Prisoners of Shockwave

"Don't give me that crap!" Porco shouted at Optimus from his cage, "No one is nice to Eldians just to be nice to Eldians! We're devils! Scum who tried to take over the world!"

"Porco-!"

"Don't give me shit, Gabi!" Porco cut her off, "You of all people shouldn't be sucked into these titan's lies! You were always so devoted to Marley! One titan shows you kindness and you're suddenly on his side!"

"It's not just because of his words!" Gabi yelled at Porco.

"Oh, right." Porco rolled his eyes, "The device that lets you see into people memories! How can you even buy that?! And Matthew, the one person who was actually nice to use, was actually the fucker that took my brother! He was no doubt being kind to us to get intel on Marley! He used us! Like everyone else! And once Marley's done with us, they'll just kill everyone! Especially because of that monster Shockwave! We are never going to be at peace again, so why the hell are you even bothering with us in the first place?!"

Porco's words got stuck in his throat when Optimus just stared at him with...guilt. Stop. Stop...Looking at them like that!

“Because," Optimus' voice was sore as he began speaking, "Freedom is the right for all sentient beings. You deserve freedom, just for the fact that you were born into this world. But...you had that freedom taken away because of what your ancestors have done and you do not deserve that. You deserve to be free.”

“What if…what if Shockwave destroys everything?” Gabi asked, "What if we lose everyone? What then?"

“Then I will keep fighting,” Optimus declared.

“And even if we survive but the world-,”

“I will still fight until there is peace on this world,” Optimus told Porco, “You deserve to be free. More than anything.”

Porco...didn't know what to say. What could he say? He knew that this should be a joke, but Optimus, chained to a cold slab and bleeding, still preached the same thing. He couldn't understand. How could he do that?

"You... you really mean it, don't you?" Gabi asked him.

"Of course I do," Optimus answered her.

Gabi rested her head against the glass. "...Thank you."

Porco pulled his knees to his chest. "You...can't really do all the things you want, when you're stuck just like the both of us."

Optimus turned his attention to the ceiling. "I will try to find a way to free us, and get the two of you to safety."

Porco didn't reply to that, but noticed the way that Gabi almost looked hopeful. Porco couldn't help but sigh to himself. "Just..."

Porco remembered crying out to his comrades as they fled to who knows where with the Flying Titan. "Please...please don't abandon us."

Don't abandon me.

(*Currently fighting off spam bots and working on "Heal".* Look, I've been busy and just didn't get the chance to answer. But again if you want to ask more, link to dialogue prompt is above.)

[jeanjauthor]

The first, and longest-lasting, car manufacturing company to focus heavily on implementing safety features was the Volvo automobile company, out of Sweden. And they did it decades earlier than anyone else.

Why?

The CEO's wife worked as a nurse at the trauma department of their local hospital.

She saw what car crashes were doing to many of the patients brought in, and took her concerns (and probably some demands to "do something about this!!") to her husband.

Her husband listed.

Until the (original) Tesla came along, Volvo cars were independently rated by Consumer Reports as having the highest safety ratings of all cars...and the only reason the Tesla (original, not that ugly thing up there) beat out a similar sized & style of Volvo was because the testers could not come up with a plausible way to "naturally" flip the car over.

They had to create literal ramps like out of Hollywood stunt effects just to flip it, simply because the big battery installed under the floorboards was so heavy, the car was too stable to flip & roll under normal car crash circumstances.

It is very clear that the ugly effer of a vehicle up there in the image is not rated for that much safety...but then it was designed after Musk took over the company and started demanding changes. (Also the windows on fancier models of the Tesla are apparently so strong that you cannot break out of them in an emergency, such as accidentally winding up stuck in water...and since the doors require electricity to release, there have been cases of people drowning despite having emergency belt-cutter-and-window-breaking devices on hand.)

...I'll stick with a Volvo. While I am still waiting to be able to afford their version of an electric car, and the solar panels to charge it...I love it for the safety rating. The windows are designed to shatter, they have crumple zones and airbags where they need to be, and the safety cage is incredbily strong--I don't know if it's still online, but for a while they had a website where drivers could send in their photos and stories of surviving some really horrific crashes with far less damage than any other vehicle would have delivered.

Also, I got a free recall for a new steering wheel airbag because there was a very slight chance of the compressed gas cannister used to rapidly inflate the airbag turning into shrapnel if it was activated. Apparently, the way it was manufactured at the time my particular car was made would cause it to weaken over time and potentially do that. Volvo was not taking chances that its many drivers would be in that 99.97% percentile (or whatever it was) that wouldn't have the cannisters turn into grenade-like shrapnel that in turn had a slight chance of damaging my internal organs.

I am absolutely sticking with Volvo, for as long as I can afford it.

I'm worth it.

[the-firebird69]

It's actually like this new sport and a bunch of dick heads we do it and they won't let it alone and we can make tracks and stuff we thought that was cool and we're going to probably and it doesn't work for news they're not strong enough no matter what you do and he says it's not true it'll pull a couple hundred pounds with a bigger motor and it's stupid but there's no way to really do it and yeah he knows about it so he says it's stupid because it's not going to take off and people are freaking lazy and they can't drive these other things at all and these will be harder and he can't get over one log so I get that you have to do a portage every few minutes and they're not rugged no. There is an idea here though it sounds stupid at first then it sounded kind of fun and he would be there and it's it's fun because you need to you put on it's like paintball and you would put on a vest possibly like a jacket shirt and the goggles and helmet and have a little roll cage and you have to have the bumper around it and you would take a track and you don't have to have a circular it'll be a fun track and kind of larger so you can go faster and you would have some whoopty doos and some corners and ramps ramps turns and it would be probably twice as big as the one in Sarasota is that inside place but outdoors or inside and between runs you would drag like this machine it has all these chains on it and it flattens out the track I mean that sounds like fun they use it on dirt bike tracks and if you do a couple passes and then the next guys go and really it sounds like a lot of fun cuz you'll be out there in this big John Deere lawn mower and people like that and it's your idiocy but it would sell the product and you see how it works it's just a little nightmarish device and it's a lot of fun and go karts are exciting and fun and for kids it's kind of a little bit of a nightmare but it's something to challenge them and you'd be surprised we had this track set up and it was flatter and bigger and it was pretty good size and they're competing and it was madness I mean I've never seen people going so fast they have had these for a long time will you add suspension and that's what we did and it'll really fast and people are now doing it and it's a movement and he knows what it's for but yeah I'm going to try the track idea and it can be all over the world and you can put on these like over jackets that are kind of cooler but it has a good protective vest and goggles and helmet that are vented and it's safety stuff that you need because of the dirt and I tell you what people would be nuts about this our people go nuts it's just insanity they know nuts about the fast go-karts this would be ridiculous and he says you put the suspension on the go-kart and you tighten it up a little and we have done that but not this much and he says you really should cuz you can't go fast because of it on the payment although a lot of them are flat but they still have bumps and stuff and you slow down it's really an intense idea and tighten it up because otherwise you you it will be too soft and you go off the track but I have done this and he's right and it'll bring the sport back I really doesn't want to be a stinker but we're talking about nuclear weapons all the time and the sky Trump will not shut up we have something else to think about and he won't get his ass out of the way and he's a big big huge homo I don't like this guy at all and he's ruining everybody because he's a jerk and I don't I don't want to deal with it anymore we need him out of here

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[stvmotorsports01]

Enhance Your Off-Road Experience with Laser Rocker Switches, Sewn-in Harnesses, and Steel Tube Clamps

Off-roading is an exhilarating pursuit that demands your vehicle's utmost reliability and performance. To tackle rugged terrains and ensure safety, upgrading your off-road vehicle with top-quality components is essential. These parts not only enhance the functionality of your car but also significantly improve safety and durability. In this blog, we’ll explore the benefits and applications of these essential components for off-road enthusiasts.

Laser Rocker Switches: Control at Your Fingertips

What are Laser Rocker Switches?

Laser Rocker Switches are precision-engineered on/off switches with laser-etched labels that ensure longevity and clarity. These switches are designed to control various electrical devices in your off-road vehicle, offering both durability and ease of use.

Benefits of Laser Rocker Switches:

Durability: Built to withstand harsh environments, these switches are resistant to dust, water, and physical impact.

Clarity: The laser-etched labels provide clear visibility, ensuring you can easily identify and operate each switch, even in low-light conditions.

Aesthetic Appeal: They add a sleek and professional look to your vehicle’s dashboard.

Applications:

Lighting Control: Manage spotlights, floodlights, and LED bars with ease.

Winch Operation: Efficiently control your winch for smooth recovery operations.

Accessory Management: Operate additional accessories like air compressors, GPS systems, and more.

Sewn-in Harnesses: Safety You Can Rely On

What are Sewn-in Harnesses?

Sewn-in Harnesses are safety harnesses with webbing that is permanently sewn in place, offering a secure and reliable restraint system. They are crucial for keeping you and your passengers safe during off-road adventures.

Benefits of Sewn-in Harnesses:

Enhanced Safety: The sewn-in design ensures the harness remains secure and doesn’t loosen under stress.

Comfort: Modern harnesses include padding and adjustable straps, providing comfort during long off-road journeys.

Durability: Constructed from high-quality materials, these harnesses are built to withstand the rigors of off-roading.

Importance in Off-Road Vehicles:

Rollover Protection: Keeps occupants securely in place, reducing the risk of injury during rollovers.

Stability: Prevents excessive movement, helping drivers maintain control over their vehicle.

Steel Tube Clamps: Strength and Stability

What are Steel Tube Clamps?

Steel Tube Clamps are used to secure tubes and pipes in place, ensuring that various components of your off-road vehicle remain stable and secure. They are essential for maintaining the structural integrity of your vehicle.

Benefits of Steel Tube Clamps:

Strength: Made from high-quality steel, these clamps offer exceptional durability and resistance to stress.

Reliability: Provides a secure hold, preventing components from shifting or coming loose during off-road activities.

Versatility: Suitable for various applications, from roll cages to custom fabrication projects.

Applications:

Roll Cages: Secure the tubes of roll cages, providing additional safety and structural integrity.

Custom Fabrication: Ideal for custom builds, ensuring a reliable assembly of various components.

Accessory Mounting: Used to mount accessories such as roof racks, lights, and other equipment.

Conclusion

Upgrading your off-road vehicle with Laser Rocker Switches, Sewn-in Harnesses, and Steel Tube Clamps can significantly enhance performance and safety. These components ensure better control, increased durability, and improved safety, allowing you to confidently tackle challenging terrains. Investing in high-quality parts is crucial for enjoying the thrill of off-roading while maintaining the reliability and performance of your vehicle.

[vectoroffroad]

Off-Roading Made Easy with Vector Offroad's Ball Mount Clamp

Off-roading enthusiasts understand the thrill of navigating challenging terrains and exploring the great outdoors. However, to fully enjoy this adventurous activity, having reliable equipment is paramount. One such essential piece of gear that can enhance the off-roading experience is Vector Offroad's Ball Mount Clamp.

Why Choose Vector Offroad's Ball Mount Clamp?

Durability and Versatility

Vector Offroad's ball mount clamp is engineered for durability and versatility. Constructed from high-quality materials, it can withstand the rigors of off-road adventures without compromising performance. Whether you're tackling rocky trails or muddy paths, this clamp remains steadfast, providing a secure mount for your devices.

Compatibility

One of the standout features of Vector Offroad's ball mount clamp is its compatibility. Designed to accommodate various devices and vehicles, it offers unparalleled versatility. Whether you need to mount a GPS device, smartphone, or action camera, this clamp ensures a snug and secure fit, allowing you to focus on the thrill of off-roading without worrying about your gear.

Ease of Installation

Gone are the days of struggling with complicated mounting systems. Vector Offroad's ball mount clamp is incredibly easy to install, requiring no specialized tools or expertise. Simply attach it to your vehicle's roll cage or other suitable mounting points, and you're ready to go. With its user-friendly design, you can spend less time setting up and more time enjoying the adventure.

Unique Features

What sets Vector Offroad's ball mount clamp apart from its competitors are its unique features. From adjustable angles to quick-release mechanisms, every aspect of this clamp is designed with the user in mind. Whether you're fine-tuning your device's position or quickly removing it for on-the-go use, this clamp delivers unparalleled convenience and functionality.

Applications and Use Cases

Off-Roading

For off-roading enthusiasts, Vector Offroad's ball mount clamp is a game-changer. Whether you're navigating rough terrain or conquering steep inclines, having your devices securely mounted ensures easy access to essential information and entertainment. From GPS navigation to capturing epic footage, this clamp enhances the off-roading experience in ways you never thought possible.

Everyday Use

Beyond off-roading, Vector Offroad's ball-mount clamp has numerous everyday applications. Whether you're commuting to work or embarking on a road trip, having your smartphone or GPS device securely mounted provides convenience and safety. With Vector Offroad's clamp, you can effortlessly transition from off-road adventures to everyday life, knowing that your devices are always within reach.

Product Offerings

In addition to the ball mount clamp, Vector Offroad offers a range of other products to enhance your off-roading experience, including:

Ball Mount for Contour Track/Rail

This specialized mount is perfect for attaching devices to contour tracks or rails, providing a secure and adjustable mounting solution.

Device Mount Builder, A La Carte

With this customizable option, you can build the perfect mounting solution for your specific needs. Choose from a variety of components to create a setup that's tailored to you.

Handheld Radio Mount

For off-roaders who rely on handheld radios for communication, this mount offers a secure and convenient way to keep your device within reach.

Conclusion

In conclusion, Vector Offroad's Ball Mount Clamp is a game-changer for off-roading enthusiasts and everyday users alike. With its durability, versatility, and user-friendly design, it provides a secure and convenient mounting solution for all your devices. Whether you're navigating challenging trails or commuting to work, Vector Offroad has you covered. Upgrade your off-roading experience today with Vector Offroad's Ball Mount Clamp.

[wiackcom]

Subaru has pulled the wraps off its latest rally-bred WRX competition car. Built for the American Rally Association series, it packs racing upgrades while staying true to Subaru's rally heritage. An Overview of Subaru's New Rally Machine The Subaru Motorsports WRX Rally car ushers in a new challenger for the 2023 American Rally Association (ARA) Championship season. Purpose-built by Subaru technical partner Vermont SportsCar Turbo 2.0L 4-cyl engine with 320 hp and 380 lb-ft torque 6-speed sequential transmission and AWD drivetrain Lightweight body with seam welding and carbon fiber accents Upgraded competition suspension system Stripped interior with integrated roll cage Makes competition debut at August 2022 Ojibwe Forests Rally This specially-developed rally racer aims to continue Subaru's long history of domination in U.S. rally competition. Subaru's Rally Racing Pedigree Subaru boasts one of the strongest pedigrees in American rally racing. The automaker has won multiple manufacturer's championships in the sport. 1990s-2000s Three-time ARA champion with the Impreza WRX between 2001-2004 Back-to-back driver's championships in 2002 and 2003 2010s Manufacturer's titles in 2012 and 2013 Driver's championship in 2014 with David Higgins Recent Higgins claimed the ARA driver's championship in 2021 Subaru has won 8 of the last 10 ARA titles The WRX Rally racer aims to score Subaru more silverware as the ARA enters its second season under new management. WRX Rally Car High-Performance Specs To make the WRX a top ARA title contender, Vermont SportsCar optimized every component for rugged rally conditions: Engine Turbocharged 2.0L boxer 4-cylinder Output capped at 320 hp and 380 lb-ft torque 33mm intake restrictor mandated by regulations Drivetrain Sadev 6-speed sequential transmission Durable all-wheel drive system Chassis/Body Seam welded unibody for increased structural rigidity Custom suspension tunings for long travel Quick-steering rack and competitive alignment settings Carbon fiber widebody exterior panels Cockpit Minimalist interior with full roll cage Sparco racing seats and harnesses Digital dash and racing steering wheel Racing pedals and firewall-mounted handbrake Every aspect is engineered to withstand punishing jumps, impacts, and lateral forces of rally while delivering maximum performance. Safety First - Rally Car Safety Features While outrageous in performance, rally cars boast state-of-the-art safety equipment to protect drivers during crashes: Roll cages - Critical for chassis rigidity and absorbing impact forces in a crash. Required by all sanctioning bodies. Racing seats - Fixed-back seats made of fire-resistant materials keep occupants tightly in place. Include cutouts to accommodate harnesses. Safety harnesses - Five or six-point harnesses secure driver and co-driver to seats for maximum protection in an accident. Quick-release design allows fast exit. Rally suits - Fire-resistant suits, gloves, balaclavas and shoes provide protection from flames and heat. Helmets - Lightweight carbon fiber helmets designed specifically for motorsports use. Feature face shields and fireproof materials. Head and neck restraints - Devices like the HANS device reduce injuries from sudden head movements during crashes. The WRX Rally car is engineered for performance while prioritizing driver safety above all else. Designing the WRX Rally Racer Exterior While racing cars need no styling frills, Vermont SportsCar still took aerodynamics into account when designing the WRX Rally exterior: Aggressive stance - Sporty bumpers, widened fenders and huge rear wing help plant the car at speed while also looking fantastic. Functional carbon fiber - Lightweight carbon elements like the wide fenders, doors, and rear wing

trim pounds while providing durability. Massive intakes - Large hood scoop, front bumper, and side intakes feed fresh cooling air to the turbo engine and brakes during long stages. Fender flares - Bulging wheel arches accommodate the beefy suspension and racing wheels/tires, while also facilitating airflow. Underbody smoothness - Belly pans and diffusers smooth underbody airflow for increased downforce and stability at high speeds. The WRX Rally racer cuts an imposing profile worthy of its extreme performance capabilities. The Heart of a Rally Car: Its Specialized Suspension A competition rally car's suspension must handle brutal impacts while delivering tight handling and maximum traction. The WRX Rally boasts a custom suspension setup crafted by experts. Long-Travel MacPherson Struts Allow bigger bumps to be absorbed without shocking the chassis Adjustable Spring Rates/Damping Tuned for different surfaces - higher rates/damping for smooth roads, softer for rough conditions Extended Suspension Travel +5 inches of lift allows traversing uneven terrain without bottoming out Quick-Steering Rack Faster response for tight corners on twisty rally stages Larger-Diameter Anti-Roll Bars Minimize body roll in turns for flatter, more stable cornering Electric Power Steering More efficient than hydraulic systems while retaining proper rally feel This sophisticated suspension transforms an ordinary street car into a rally monster. Rally Car Drivetrain Tech Explained The specialized drivetrain components in a rally racer help translate power into forward motion: Turbocharged Engine A small-displacement turbo engine like the WRX's 2.0L boxer delivers broad powerband and quick response. Lightweight Flywheel Lessens rotating mass for quicker revving. Critical for fast starts off the line. Sequential Gearbox Enables rapid upshifts/downshifts without lifting throttle. Much faster than road car gearboxes. All-Wheel Drive Vital for putting power down coming out of corners and on loose surfaces like gravel. Limited-Slip Differentials Allow wheels to turn at different rates in corners while transferring torque effectively. Help power the car through turns. Shorter Gearing Keeps engine in optimal rev range on tricky rally stages. Prioritizes acceleration over top speed. This powertrain hardware withstands intense use while generating competitive speed. Inside a Rally Car: Spartan Design Focused on Function Rally drivers don't need plush luxury. The WRX's stripped-down interior prioritizes rally competition essentials: Roll Cage Provides chassis reinforcement and protects occupants in crashes. Racing Seats Fixed-back racing buckets with cutouts for harnesses keep occupants firmly in place. Safety Harnesses 5/6-point harnesses secure the driver and co-driver for safety. Digital Gauge Cluster Programmable display provides vitals like RPM, temps, speed, etc. Racing Steering Wheel Suede-covered flat-bottom wheel with controls and quick-release. Sequential Shifter Enables rapid up/downshifts for the sequential gearbox. Hydraulic Handbrake Allows controlled rear wheel lockup to initiate turns. Fire Suppression System Onboard extinguishers can quickly put out electrical or engine fires. It may look spartan, but this purpose-built interior gives drivers everything needed to go fast and stay safe. Rally Racing: An Overview for Beginners New to the sport of rally racing? Here's a quick primer on how it works: Timed competitive events take place on closed public roads and paths, with the surface ranging from pavement to gravel or dirt. Courses are typically set up as a series of stages totaling 40 to 100+ miles. Stages feature tight, twisting routes that test driver skill and car control. Pacenotes read by a co-driver guide the drive

r. Speeds can exceed over 100 mph. Cars start stages at set intervals, racing the clock rather than wheel-to-wheel directly with competitors. Skill comes from pushing to the limit while staying in control. Categories are grouped by classes based on factors like drivetrain and engine size. Teams compete to have the fastest cumulative time for all stages, factoring penalties. Top championships include World Rally Championship (WRC), American Rally Association (ARA) in the U.S., and rally series by automakers like Subaru. Rally demands intense concentration, car control skills, and teamwork from the driver and co-driver. Subaru's Rally Champions Through History Subaru has fielded plenty of legendary drivers who achieved championship success behind the wheel of their rally racers: Colin McRae - Scottish driver who won the WRC drivers' title in 1995. His exciting style garnered widespread popularity. Richard Burns - English driver who piloted Subaru Imprezas to victory in the 2001 WRC championship. David Higgins - Joined Subaru rally team in 2006. Scored multiple U.S. championships and wins driving Impreza WRX models. Travis Pastrana - X-Games icon drove Subarus competitively between 2005-2009, including ARA championships in 2006 and 2009. Patrick Sandell - Swedish driver won two driver's titles in America during his Subaru factory tenure from 2007-2010. Chris Atkinson - Australian who notched multiple WRC wins with Subaru between 2008-2010. Subaru has benefited greatly from the skills of these decorated drivers throughout the automaker's rally history. Subaru's Greatest Moments in Rally Racing Subaru has achieved monumental successes in top-level rally competition over the decades: 1990s 1995 - Colin McRae wins drivers' title at WRC in a Subaru Impreza 1998 - Richard Burns finishes second at WRC; Subaru second in manufacturer standings 2000s 2001 - Richard Burns secures the WRC drivers' championship with Subaru 2006 - Travis Pastrana claims the Rally America championship title 2010s 2011 - David Higgins takes Rally America championship driving a WRX STI 2014 - Higgins wins his third U.S. title in a factory WRX STI Recent 2021 - Subaru wins manufacturer and driver titles in the inaugural ARA season From the WRC to U.S. events, Subaru has celebrated some of racing's greatest achievements. Subaru's WRX Rally Car Makes Competition Debut The wraps come off Subaru's new WRX rally racer in August 2022 as it tackles its first competitive event: Ojibwe Forests Rally August 24-25, 2022 in Detroit Lakes, Minnesota Part of the American Rally Association Championship Marks the first competitive outing for Subaru's latest rally weapons Opportunity to put the WRX racer through its paces on gravel stages Drivers Brandon Semenuk and co-driver Keaton Williams will pilot the #199 entry Both are rally veterans familiar with ARA events Fans will eagerly follow along as this exciting new rally contender aims to continue Subaru's U.S. success story when it hits the stages later this month. 5 Key Questions About Subaru's Rally Program How long has Subaru been involved in rally racing? Since the 1980s, starting with lower-level events and rising to top championships. Which driver won Subaru its first WRC title? Scottish racing legend Colin McRae won the driver's championship in 1995. What US championships has Subaru won? Subaru has won numerous Rally America/American Rally Association titles since 2001. What car did David Higgins drive to US titles? Higgins piloted various versions of the Subaru Impreza WRX STI. When does the new WRX rally car debut? The 2023 WRX rally racer will first compete at the Ojibwe Forest Rally on August 24-25, 2022. The Future of Subaru's Rally Program With the new WRX rally car, what does the future hold for Subaru's racing eff

orts? More ARA Success Subaru will work to leverage its expertise into more American Rally Association titles in 2023 and beyond. Expanded Team Travis Pastrana joins the squad in a second car for select 2024 events as Subaru expands the program. New Rally Talent Top up-and-coming drivers like Brandon Semenuk get valuable chances to develop with the factory team. Electric Power? Could an electric rally car be in Subaru's future? Electrification presents new potential. More Street Car Tech Lessons from racing success could lead to tech like all-wheel drive diff tuning being adapted to road cars. Subaru's rally legacy looks certain to grow stronger on the stages of the ARA in coming years. #Wiack #Car #CarInsurance #CarRental #CarPrice #AutoLoans

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Subaru has pulled the wraps off its latest rally-bred WRX competition car. Built for the American Rally Association series, it packs racing upgrades while staying true to Subaru's rally heritage. An Overview of Subaru's New Rally Machine The Subaru Motorsports WRX Rally car ushers in a new challenger for the 2023 American Rally Association (ARA) Championship season. Purpose-built by Subaru technical partner Vermont SportsCar Turbo 2.0L 4-cyl engine with 320 hp and 380 lb-ft torque 6-speed sequential transmission and AWD drivetrain Lightweight body with seam welding and carbon fiber accents Upgraded competition suspension system Stripped interior with integrated roll cage Makes competition debut at August 2022 Ojibwe Forests Rally This specially-developed rally racer aims to continue Subaru's long history of domination in U.S. rally competition. Subaru's Rally Racing Pedigree Subaru boasts one of the strongest pedigrees in American rally racing. The automaker has won multiple manufacturer's championships in the sport. 1990s-2000s Three-time ARA champion with the Impreza WRX between 2001-2004 Back-to-back driver's championships in 2002 and 2003 2010s Manufacturer's titles in 2012 and 2013 Driver's championship in 2014 with David Higgins Recent Higgins claimed the ARA driver's championship in 2021 Subaru has won 8 of the last 10 ARA titles The WRX Rally racer aims to score Subaru more silverware as the ARA enters its second season under new management. WRX Rally Car High-Performance Specs To make the WRX a top ARA title contender, Vermont SportsCar optimized every component for rugged rally conditions: Engine Turbocharged 2.0L boxer 4-cylinder Output capped at 320 hp and 380 lb-ft torque 33mm intake restrictor mandated by regulations Drivetrain Sadev 6-speed sequential transmission Durable all-wheel drive system Chassis/Body Seam welded unibody for increased structural rigidity Custom suspension tunings for long travel Quick-steering rack and competitive alignment settings Carbon fiber widebody exterior panels Cockpit Minimalist interior with full roll cage Sparco racing seats and harnesses Digital dash and racing steering wheel Racing pedals and firewall-mounted handbrake Every aspect is engineered to withstand punishing jumps, impacts, and lateral forces of rally while delivering maximum performance. Safety First - Rally Car Safety Features While outrageous in performance, rally cars boast state-of-the-art safety equipment to protect drivers during crashes: Roll cages - Critical for chassis rigidity and absorbing impact forces in a crash. Required by all sanctioning bodies. Racing seats - Fixed-back seats made of fire-resistant materials keep occupants tightly in place. Include cutouts to accommodate harnesses. Safety harnesses - Five or six-point harnesses secure driver and co-driver to seats for maximum protection in an accident. Quick-release design allows fast exit. Rally suits - Fire-resistant suits, gloves, balaclavas and shoes provide protection from flames and heat. Helmets - Lightweight carbon fiber helmets designed specifically for motorsports use. Feature face shields and fireproof materials. Head and neck restraints - Devices like the HANS device reduce injuries from sudden head movements during crashes. The WRX Rally car is engineered for performance while prioritizing driver safety above all else. Designing the WRX Rally Racer Exterior While racing cars need no styling frills, Vermont SportsCar still took aerodynamics into account when designing the WRX Rally exterior: Aggressive stance - Sporty bumpers, widened fenders and huge rear wing help plant the car at speed while also looking fantastic. Functional carbon fiber - Lightweight carbon elements like the wide fenders, doors, and rear wing

trim pounds while providing durability. Massive intakes - Large hood scoop, front bumper, and side intakes feed fresh cooling air to the turbo engine and brakes during long stages. Fender flares - Bulging wheel arches accommodate the beefy suspension and racing wheels/tires, while also facilitating airflow. Underbody smoothness - Belly pans and diffusers smooth underbody airflow for increased downforce and stability at high speeds. The WRX Rally racer cuts an imposing profile worthy of its extreme performance capabilities. The Heart of a Rally Car: Its Specialized Suspension A competition rally car's suspension must handle brutal impacts while delivering tight handling and maximum traction. The WRX Rally boasts a custom suspension setup crafted by experts. Long-Travel MacPherson Struts Allow bigger bumps to be absorbed without shocking the chassis Adjustable Spring Rates/Damping Tuned for different surfaces - higher rates/damping for smooth roads, softer for rough conditions Extended Suspension Travel +5 inches of lift allows traversing uneven terrain without bottoming out Quick-Steering Rack Faster response for tight corners on twisty rally stages Larger-Diameter Anti-Roll Bars Minimize body roll in turns for flatter, more stable cornering Electric Power Steering More efficient than hydraulic systems while retaining proper rally feel This sophisticated suspension transforms an ordinary street car into a rally monster. Rally Car Drivetrain Tech Explained The specialized drivetrain components in a rally racer help translate power into forward motion: Turbocharged Engine A small-displacement turbo engine like the WRX's 2.0L boxer delivers broad powerband and quick response. Lightweight Flywheel Lessens rotating mass for quicker revving. Critical for fast starts off the line. Sequential Gearbox Enables rapid upshifts/downshifts without lifting throttle. Much faster than road car gearboxes. All-Wheel Drive Vital for putting power down coming out of corners and on loose surfaces like gravel. Limited-Slip Differentials Allow wheels to turn at different rates in corners while transferring torque effectively. Help power the car through turns. Shorter Gearing Keeps engine in optimal rev range on tricky rally stages. Prioritizes acceleration over top speed. This powertrain hardware withstands intense use while generating competitive speed. Inside a Rally Car: Spartan Design Focused on Function Rally drivers don't need plush luxury. The WRX's stripped-down interior prioritizes rally competition essentials: Roll Cage Provides chassis reinforcement and protects occupants in crashes. Racing Seats Fixed-back racing buckets with cutouts for harnesses keep occupants firmly in place. Safety Harnesses 5/6-point harnesses secure the driver and co-driver for safety. Digital Gauge Cluster Programmable display provides vitals like RPM, temps, speed, etc. Racing Steering Wheel Suede-covered flat-bottom wheel with controls and quick-release. Sequential Shifter Enables rapid up/downshifts for the sequential gearbox. Hydraulic Handbrake Allows controlled rear wheel lockup to initiate turns. Fire Suppression System Onboard extinguishers can quickly put out electrical or engine fires. It may look spartan, but this purpose-built interior gives drivers everything needed to go fast and stay safe. Rally Racing: An Overview for Beginners New to the sport of rally racing? Here's a quick primer on how it works: Timed competitive events take place on closed public roads and paths, with the surface ranging from pavement to gravel or dirt. Courses are typically set up as a series of stages totaling 40 to 100+ miles. Stages feature tight, twisting routes that test driver skill and car control. Pacenotes read by a co-driver guide the drive

r. Speeds can exceed over 100 mph. Cars start stages at set intervals, racing the clock rather than wheel-to-wheel directly with competitors. Skill comes from pushing to the limit while staying in control. Categories are grouped by classes based on factors like drivetrain and engine size. Teams compete to have the fastest cumulative time for all stages, factoring penalties. Top championships include World Rally Championship (WRC), American Rally Association (ARA) in the U.S., and rally series by automakers like Subaru. Rally demands intense concentration, car control skills, and teamwork from the driver and co-driver. Subaru's Rally Champions Through History Subaru has fielded plenty of legendary drivers who achieved championship success behind the wheel of their rally racers: Colin McRae - Scottish driver who won the WRC drivers' title in 1995. His exciting style garnered widespread popularity. Richard Burns - English driver who piloted Subaru Imprezas to victory in the 2001 WRC championship. David Higgins - Joined Subaru rally team in 2006. Scored multiple U.S. championships and wins driving Impreza WRX models. Travis Pastrana - X-Games icon drove Subarus competitively between 2005-2009, including ARA championships in 2006 and 2009. Patrick Sandell - Swedish driver won two driver's titles in America during his Subaru factory tenure from 2007-2010. Chris Atkinson - Australian who notched multiple WRC wins with Subaru between 2008-2010. Subaru has benefited greatly from the skills of these decorated drivers throughout the automaker's rally history. Subaru's Greatest Moments in Rally Racing Subaru has achieved monumental successes in top-level rally competition over the decades: 1990s 1995 - Colin McRae wins drivers' title at WRC in a Subaru Impreza 1998 - Richard Burns finishes second at WRC; Subaru second in manufacturer standings 2000s 2001 - Richard Burns secures the WRC drivers' championship with Subaru 2006 - Travis Pastrana claims the Rally America championship title 2010s 2011 - David Higgins takes Rally America championship driving a WRX STI 2014 - Higgins wins his third U.S. title in a factory WRX STI Recent 2021 - Subaru wins manufacturer and driver titles in the inaugural ARA season From the WRC to U.S. events, Subaru has celebrated some of racing's greatest achievements. Subaru's WRX Rally Car Makes Competition Debut The wraps come off Subaru's new WRX rally racer in August 2022 as it tackles its first competitive event: Ojibwe Forests Rally August 24-25, 2022 in Detroit Lakes, Minnesota Part of the American Rally Association Championship Marks the first competitive outing for Subaru's latest rally weapons Opportunity to put the WRX racer through its paces on gravel stages Drivers Brandon Semenuk and co-driver Keaton Williams will pilot the #199 entry Both are rally veterans familiar with ARA events Fans will eagerly follow along as this exciting new rally contender aims to continue Subaru's U.S. success story when it hits the stages later this month. 5 Key Questions About Subaru's Rally Program How long has Subaru been involved in rally racing? Since the 1980s, starting with lower-level events and rising to top championships. Which driver won Subaru its first WRC title? Scottish racing legend Colin McRae won the driver's championship in 1995. What US championships has Subaru won? Subaru has won numerous Rally America/American Rally Association titles since 2001. What car did David Higgins drive to US titles? Higgins piloted various versions of the Subaru Impreza WRX STI. When does the new WRX rally car debut? The 2023 WRX rally racer will first compete at the Ojibwe Forest Rally on August 24-25, 2022. The Future of Subaru's Rally Program With the new WRX rally car, what does the future hold for Subaru's racing eff

orts? More ARA Success Subaru will work to leverage its expertise into more American Rally Association titles in 2023 and beyond. Expanded Team Travis Pastrana joins the squad in a second car for select 2024 events as Subaru expands the program. New Rally Talent Top up-and-coming drivers like Brandon Semenuk get valuable chances to develop with the factory team. Electric Power? Could an electric rally car be in Subaru's future? Electrification presents new potential. More Street Car Tech Lessons from racing success could lead to tech like all-wheel drive diff tuning being adapted to road cars. Subaru's rally legacy looks certain to grow stronger on the stages of the ARA in coming years. #Wiack #Car #CarInsurance #CarRental #CarPrice #AutoLoans

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Did Ray Bradbury Hate Mushrooms or Something?

Back in 1989, there aired an episode of Ray Bradbury Theater based, as they all were, on a short story by Ray Bradbury, called: "Boys! Raise Giant Mushrooms in your Cellar!" and it was a hoot. I'm not watching it again right now, so I'm just going off my memory from like three years ago. The plot follows a boy growing giant mushrooms...in his cellar. Mostly, his skeptical dad is uncomfortable with his son's increasingly creepy, often erratic behavior, and I dunno — the ending is very Ray Bradbury.

My point in all this is that there is a weirdness applied to the hobby of mycology, and it casts it in a light of, "Perhaps these mushrooms are a mind-controlling organism!" Now that I think of it, probably Ray Bradbury was not particularly unfond of mushrooms, or mushroom growing, and was in fact just weirded out by the fanatical fervor sometimes displayed by new hobbyists. The "cage-stage" of settling into a hobby, if you will.

I think that's something a lot of us can relate to; people with different interests to us tend to exhibit traits and behaviors we can't quantify or qualify, and sometimes that can be jarring. It's in seemingly every kids' show, probably in a lot of adult shows, too, and we always wind up rolling our eyes once we've seen enough episodes with the exact same plotline of, "Main character happy. New character different. Main character scared. New character cool. Main character happy."

I'm sure it's a very valuable lesson, but it reminds me uncomfortably of Mandatory Work Training. When I was in orientation at Wabash National, they had a video called Remember Charlie to instill a great sense of responsibility and safety into us all. The guy teaching the orientation curriculum made sure to let us know we would be fired on the spot if anyone started nodding off in the dim-lit room while we watched the hour-long video. He even hung out in the front and shone a flashlight on our faces to check if anyone was sleeping.

The thing I've learned about safety in the workplace, is that it isn't about the millions businesses pay every year on crappy safety videos for insurance purposes. It isn't about the amount of times your supervisor tries to let you know he's on your side — he couldn't care less if you used a noose around your neck as a harness when you're up on the ladder — and then boredly recites company policy. It all comes down to the fact that when they say it's your responsibility to be safe, they mean they have washed their hands of the whole affair; they showed you the video on how to do it right, and even if they never taught you to do it in a practical sense, they can blame you if they can prove you didn't follow the guidelines.

And then they'll put out a memo letting everyone know that donut breaks are effectively gone forever because someone almost stepped on a sprinkle and sprained their ankle. No, seriously. Someone at my workplace was walking, and saw a forklift, and was startled, so they wrote up a memo with new company policy stating that you aren't allowed to park Powered Industrial Vehicles at that corner anymore.

We have a memo up right now that we aren't supposed to have coffee makers or any other electric device in the room I work in all night. I used to have a coffee maker I would use from time to time because I didn't want to inconvenience my coworkers. My job requires someone be in this room at all times, so if I need to heat something up in the microwave, I have to make sure someone else is in here before leaving.

Now I can hear you saying that it probably could cause a short, or maybe I could start a fire accidentally, or it's just some kind of safety issue, but look me in the eye:

There is absolutely no reason for this memo. There is nothing to suggest that an electrical device (such as a coffee machine) set up in the laziest fashion, with hardly any safety precautions taken at all (except putting it upright, with enough water in the tank to do its job) would be any kind of issue. You would have to be a literal saboteur to create a safety concern of this sort.

LAPTOPS. Laptops are banned in here, based on the same memo. I know that's a security concern, but you know what kind of concern it isn't? Safety. You know what kind of a concern a coffee pot isn't? Security.

Anyway. That's pretty much all I have to say about that today. Toodles.

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Decades. It had been decades since her arrival to Teyvat. Thinking back to it, (y/n) hadn’t even realized the bonds she’s made after awakening in the depths of Dragonspine. Though it was best for her to not dwell on the past. After all, she learned early on with her revival that sticking to the past only brought unwanted trouble. 

The sound of chains clattering against marble awoke her out of her thoughts as she peered back to the bundle of chains on all fours. A long scaly tail whipping back and forth impatiently as heated glowing amber orbs bore deeply into her own (e/c) ones. 

“Morax…”

A soft sigh escaped her as she made her way over to the former archon. The loose hanfu that danced along her smooth skin had the dragon keen in want. The metal cage strapped to his mouth prevented his fangs from sinking into her supple flesh. The desire to mark and claim what was rightfully his was strung up high in his head as he strained against the enchanted chains that bound his wrists together. The hefty weight of the gold collar around his throat only further added  to his inability to surge forward as the chain attached to the device around his throat only allowed him so much distance. 

“You were being so good earlier. What’s gotten you riled up?”

Though soothing in tone, (y/n)’s expression was anything but as she marveled at the way the Geo Archon was presented before her. The night before his heat had gotten a hold of him, he had given her permission to be just as rough with him to ensure her safety—- and well, she wasted no time in taking advantage of the opportunity presented to her. 

In a flurry of motions she had skillfully wrapped the archon’s body in beautiful golden ropes. Each one accentuating the toned muscle from eons of war and battles. The delicious flush of red that painted his skin as she continued to further restrain the male only set her belly a flame. 

After all, the initial restraints were only mild. It wasn’t until the late evening did she realize how intensive she had to truly restrain her lover. Enchanted chains shackled him down. A leather muzzle had initially been placed to keep him from biting her, but was quickly forgone as he had ruined that within the span 15 minutes. Thus resulting in the current metal cage that adorned his haughty features. 

The collar and leash combo? That had only occurred when she had attempted to leave for the bathroom— only to be slammed into the floor with a lustful dragon dry humping against her as he snarled and growled at the fact he wasn’t able to sink his teeth into her flesh. 

The end resulted in the intensive flogging that only further fueled both party’s lust. 

“Little one~….”

A pang of warmth hit her as she broke out of her memories from last night to meet his impatient amber orbs.

“I should’ve attached the one with the bar in between just so you wouldn’t distract me.”  

Shaking her head, she made her way over to the male, and once she was within reach his tail immediately latched onto her leg. Easily trailing up to press against her cunt as he fervently surged forward to press himself against her. Yet of course, due to the damn muzzle in his way he could only be tantalizingly a breath away from his goal. 

The pressure his cock held did little to alleviate the pain as the desire to breed into her deeply sprang forth.

A hefty growl came from him as he pushed her even more until she tumbled onto her back. The morning sun only added to the ethereal effect as he pressed himself as close to her as he could. 

“Let me fuck you, Little one…wanna breed you until you’re full of my seed…bearing my children…”

A blush dusted across her features as he continued on before he was suddenly yanked back. A choked gasp came from him as he struggled against the Dendro vines that appeared as the vineyard appendages held him still. Each intimately wrapping around him to keep him seated in a frog tie. The leash having been jerked enough to keep him still as he let out a garbled growl.

“So feisty…this is getting interesting little one…”

“I think it’s time for you to stop talking Morax. I’d rather hear the sounds you truly want to make.”  

“Oh ho? How do you plan on doing that?” 

Taunting and ever so prideful, the mighty dragon refused to back down as he strained to get as close to her as he could. Her nearing form did little to deter the desire to fuck her thoroughly. Though before he could even do much the vines came forth to hold his head still. Smaller ones easily kept his lips open as he struggled to chomp and tear the greenery away. Yet with this, he failed to notice her swiftly remove the muzzle before replacing it with a strong and sturdy ring gag. His mouth now forcibly open as drool began escaping down his chin. 

“Haaah?”

“Not so tough now huh? Like the chains, my lovely Archon, this was also enchanted~. I had the chance to put some of my former power into this device. So I’m confident that it won’t break~.”

Grinning, she watched as the funeral consultant tested the new device before grunting as a flare of his nostrils showed his displeasure in the newly placed device.

“Now that that has been settled, I do believe you should be put to use.” 

A guttural sound of confusion came from Zhongli before darkness overcame him. Leafs? He wasn’t sure. All he knew was that his sense of touch was beginning to heighten and his sense of smell was driving him over the wall as he could practically taste how wet her cunt was. 

Almost as if a learned reaction, the dragon’s tongue fervently searched for her as he reached out. His once ‘normal’ tongue now long and thick as his fangs extended ever so slightly over the metal ring of the gag. Freedom from the device was so close, yet as this occurred…

“Guh?! Haah..nnn ”

The metal shifted to accommodate the change Zhongli brought on; and as if to spite him, the device seemed to meld to form a stricter grasp around his face as a metal band formed over his nose bridge, further enforcing the fact that the device was not coming off.

“Ahhh, is, ish nah wha ah wha—ed” 

“Oh? You’ll have to use your words more clearly, love~”

Her tone only further fanned the flames of lust in his belly as he continued to obscenely drool all over the marble floors. Though his attempts at reprimanding her were stilled as he let out a muffled grunt before an animal like moan and growl tore through his throat as he finally got a taste of her juices. 

Oh how he wished to sink his claws into her supple flesh. Mark the terrain with his love bites and scent. Yet with all the restraints scattered about his body, all he could do was eagerly lap at her pussy with his tongue to the best of his abilities. 

And by the sounds she was making, he was doing quite the job. Easily, with his long tongue he teased and taunted her slick walls. All of her weak points, the secret little motions that he knew brought her immense pleasure. 

Though (y/n) couldn’t see it, she knew that her lover’s eyes had rolled up into his head. Especially when she could feel his tongue stutter as she not only buried his face into her wet cunt, but as the heel of her foot began to grind on his weeping cock. 

Muffled moans and grunts came from the man eating her pussy as he strained against the various layers of restraints she bestowed upon him. Just the very sight of him dressed in her materials had her groaning before cumming against the male’s face. 

As she stepped back, she couldn’t help but admire the state she left her lover in. Panting, drooling with a dash of her cum splattered in and an angry red cock. 

A sadistic cord snapped within her as she cupped his cheek. 

“Mmmm…you’re my good boy, aren’t you Morax?”

“..h-haaah?”

“If you can handle my game well, you can fuck me and fill me with your seed~.”

The mere mention of being able to sheath himself into her had the dragon’s tail whipping back and forth quickly as he leaned into her touch even more.

“Let’s see how well you can hold your breath. If you do well, then you win~.” 

Immediately a twitch of his cock was enough to spur her forth as she searched for the last couple of items she needed. With a grin, she easily worked a plug into the ring. Easily, the object filled the dragon’s mouth as his loud pants became muffled grunts and moans. 

Though before she decided to attach the smooth leather muzzle over his mouth and nose, she went to work with laying him on his side. The action causing a confused muffled grunt to come from the dragon before a gasp and moan came from him as he squirmed and struggled at the sudden intrusion of the vibrator up into his ass. 

“I didn’t say that it would be easy, Morax.”

A teasing lit came from her as she watched how the dragon’s hole greedily ate up the vibrator before she turned the toy on low. The reaction was immediate as  the dragon flinched from the sudden motions as mewls and lewd moans continued to leak out from his lips. 

“Ah~ You’re so cute…so weak and pliable just for me~.” 

Cooing, (y/n) gently ran her fingers along the beautiful horns adorning her lover’s head. Now that they were in full bloom and not stumps like yesterday, she had the ability to properly gaze at them. Though as she got to the base of his horns a muffled cry came from the dragon as spurts of cum splattered against her and his abdomen. 

“Ho? I didn’t realize your horns were an erogenous stimulant Morax.”

More muffled whines and growls came from the trembling dragon as he impatiently flicked his tail against the marble. In response, the Demi god pressed a kiss to his forehead before humming.

“Let’s begin our game then~.”

With a grunt and some of her former strength, she sat Zhongli up before she grabbed the leather muzzle. The smooth homeless mask glistened back at her before she placed the item over the dragon’s plugged mouth and nose. The straps behind now buckled securely as silence— save for the vibrations— filled the room. 

Smirking, she tested the waters by lightly rubbing her fingers along the tip of his cock. The motion resulting in a highly muffled moan as the dragon trembled. The flourish of his scales along his arms only further served to show how much control he had lost. 

“My, my…so sensitive. Then…let’s do this~.”

Immediately, she positioned herself over his weeping cock and in an instant sheathed his cock. The motion causing the bound dragon to writhe and buck his hips immediately up into her as his cheeks reddened with the lack of oxygen going to his brain. 

If only she could see his expression. His eyes rolled so far up his head as nothing but pleasure and pain hit him as he felt the burn of his lungs for oxygen and his voice sound so meek amidst it all. Of course that high went away as she tugged lightly at the tip of the mask. Fresh air immediately streamed in as he coughed and sputtered with pleads and moans for more as his cock twitched inside of her. 

“S-Shit…easy there baby…”

The pet name only further fueled his whines as he leaned forward into her as he pressed his face the best he could into her neck as she struggled to keep the mask away from his nose to ensure he got enough oxygen to his brain. 

“Let’s see if I make you cum first or if you make me, how about it Morax~?”

Before he could even try to answer the mask was pressed tightly over his nose again and the slow tell tale sign of their game began as he could feel her hips work their magic. Her heavy panting and groans only seemed to egg him on as he began to partake in the game. His hips meeting hers evenly as the foggy feel from the lack of oxygen began to pull at his lungs again. 

The feeling of helplessness and being an all powerful god tamed by a Demi god had his mind reeling from the pleasure of humiliation as he came hard into her. As he did so, he could feel her walls tighten around him only further over stimulating the male after his high as he struggled to keep up. 

Soon he was met with the lovely breath of air once again as the mask slipped away and he could finally smell her intoxicating scent. Sweat mixed with his musk never failed to fan at his belly as he fervently dug his face into her neck. Quickly chasing after the high, yet a gasp and muffled broken moan came from the male as he felt her move her hips once again. 

“Oh, you thought I was done baby? Not yet~. Didn’t you mention that your heats lasted a week?”

As she mentioned this he couldn’t help but feel his cock swell inside of her again, yet he couldn’t help the keen that came out of his throat at the overstimulation he was about to receive. 

“I’ll take good care of you, love. Even if it means me drilling into your dragon mind that I’m the one who is in control~.” 

Again, the slapping of skin filled the room as muffled whines came from the dragon. His claws straining against the binds as he wanted nothing more than to sink his claws into her hips to cum into her again. 

Yet no, he was at his lover’s mercy; and honestly he wouldn’t have it any other way. 

It wasn’t until she turned the vibrator on high that he came again. A large load coming from him again as he filled her full. His seed seeping deep into her as he  rubbed his cheek against her neck even more refusing to allow her to leave as he wished to keep her plugged up. Just as she did to him.

“I suppose I’ll stay like this….but only for a moment. Then we try to feed you…alright?”

Softly murmuring against his hair she couldn’t help lovingly caress his hair as she basked in the moment of calm that a momentarily tired out dragon could bring. After all, she still had to deal with this for the next 6 days. 

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Chapter 13: An Understatement

Warnings: blaster fire and descriptions of battle, mentions of injuries, Mando gets pretty hurt and the reader is a wreck (as usual)

Author’s Note: Enjoy Chapter 13!

Mando’s POV

All Mando could think about was you.

Did you protect the child? There’s no way you leaked their info to the Empire and betrayed them, right? Were you dead?

Somehow, the third option scared him the most.

As if this could not get any worse, Moff Gideon opened his mouth yet again.

“I have just received word that you seem to have a very valuable asset on your side,” he said, and Mando knew exactly what he was getting at.

He was referring to you.

Mando’s mind raced a million miles a minute. The Empire were after you, and they had to know you had the child with them. You could hold your own, he knew that, but against an entire regime of soldiers?

Mando knew you would rather die than get the child caught, he would do the same thing, but he wanted you alive. That’s all he wanted.

“It’s ironic, really,” Moff continued. “You put your trust in the Empire to get away from the Empire.”

Moff Gideon could insult Mando all he wanted. He could insult his religion, his creed, his past, but something about him referring to you as “the Empire” when you had worked so hard to get away from it rubbed him in all the wrong ways.

You had helped Mando start to put his violent ways aside, but you weren’t here now, and Mando wanted to kill the Moff where he stood.

“It’s time you face the fact that she will return to where she belongs. My side. I hope her betrayal does not hurt your feelings too bad,” Moff said, and Cara scoffed.

Mando’s last button had been pushed.

“She didn’t betray us, Cara,” he said sternly, and Cara rolled her eyes.

“Oh, so you’re on her side? The Empire’s side?,” she responded, and Mando tried to keep his cool.

It wasn’t really working.

“We are on the same side,” Mando snapped back. “It’s time you realized that.”

You would not betray him. If you were any other person in the galaxy, Mando would start to give up now. But you showed him, in the very brief time you were together, that even people with the worst pasts can still have good hearts.

You made him feel like an idiot. Like a joke. He hadn’t genuinely cared for a person since his parents, but then the kid came along, and then you came along. It’s like the galaxy was showing him perfect prizes, but the game was impossible to win.

But the very worst part of it all, was that Mando was willing to try.

What had you done to him?

Your POV

To say this day did not go as planned was an understatement.

One second you are running for your life, the next you are being scooped up by a metal hand. It happened so fast you barely even had time to register you were lifted off the ground and placed onto a speeder bike.

Once you finally did register what had happened, you immediately thought it was the Empire’s doing, so you turned around and aimed your longspear at the driver.

“Please don’t,” the droid responded. “Me being dead would make this much worse for you.”

The nurse droid, you thought to yourself. From Kuiil’s house!

You were in such a haze of mourning and sadness those couple of days, you barely remembered meeting the droid. You even forgot it rode on the ship to this planet!

You relaxed a bit and lowered your longspear, smiling internally at the thought that a piece of Kuiil was still alive, but you didn’t put your guard down.

You hadn’t put your guard down in days, so it’s not like your overall body language changed that much.

You made sure the child was ok, and once your head finally cleared, you realized Mando was trying to reach you again.

“Kuiil, Y/N, somebody come in.”

The droid picked up the comm device before you could get it, and responded in a very monotoned voice.

“Kuiil has been terminated.”

That ought to make Mando feel better, won’t it, you thought to yourself.

You were going to take the comm device out of the droid’s hand, but you froze when you heard Mando’s tone of voice speaking through the comms again.

“What did you do?” he asked, and you swore you could hear the venom dripping from his mouth.

It always surprised you how scary Mando could really be when he tried.

“I am fulfilling my basic function,” the droid responded.

“Which is?” Mando asked.

“To nourish and protect.”

With that statement, the droid sped up the bike, and you held the child in your lap. He looked up at you with confused eyes, and you could tell he was asking why you weren’t going home.

“We are going to save him little guy,” you said with a stroke to his ear. “We will be home before you know it.”

You smiled lightly to yourself, and before you knew it, the speeder bike was roaring through the town and taking out every trooper in sight.

Blaster fire surrounded you and you tried to focus on what was ahead.

Mando was trapped…. But where?

Finally, you squinted your eyes and saw a regiment of soldiers ahead, and you knew Mando and the rest of the team were trapped inside the building.

“There!” you yelled, pointing to Mando’s cage, and the droid turned you and the child around for protection while he continued to fire.

It was slightly disorienting at first, because you honestly didn’t expect that to happen, but you felt better about the child’s safety.

This droid is no dummy, you thought to yourself. Kuiil did a good job.

Your heart pulled slightly at the thought of Kuiil, still laying out in the desert, but he would get his proper burial.

You just had to make sure Mando didn’t get one of those first.

The droid finally slowed down, and you took the opportunity to jump off the speeder bike and dive behind a pillar.

You got the child situated in your arms well enough so he could be protected, and started making your way out of your hiding spot.

You knew you couldn’t fight with the child in your arms, that’s just stupid, but you did reflect blaster shots from the troopers and took as many out as you could.

You had to start making your way to Mando somehow, but out of the corner of your eye, it seemed Mando was coming to you.

Mando charged out into the open with Karga on his tail, and he fired at will. He kicked and punched the troopers who were close enough to him, and you couldn’t help the smile that graced over your face at the sight of him.

You couldn’t see it, but Mando was smiling too.

You stuck close to the buildings surrounding you, slowly making your way around to where Karga was, but the chaos was insane. You could barely see where the shots were coming from, let alone where you were sending them.

You looked around to find some other way, but what you did see was way better.

Mando was running to a huge cannon, and you watched him rip it off the tripod and start firing it at the stormtroopers.

Your hopes were on the rise.

You saw a dark black death trooper place a detonator on the wall of Mando’s former cage, and you panicked when you realized Cara was still in there.

You started to make your way over there when the explosion hit, but you were far enough away so that you didn’t feel any wave from it.

You continued to make your way over to her.

Your senses were going so crazy, that you didn’t even feel Moff Gideon enter the scene.

What you did feel, however, was the pain Mando felt when the Moff fired a shot directly into his helmet.

It hurt like hell, and you heard Mando cry out in pain.

You turned back to where Mando was, and you saw him take aim at Moff with his canon.

This is it, you thought. Moff Gideon is dead.

You wish you hadn’t been trained in the force so well, because the very next thing you felt was the pride in Moff’s chest when he realized how to take Mando out.

Your eyes widened and panic struck you like lighting.

Moff is gonna kill him.

“Mando,” you screamed, but it was too late.

Moff Gideon had already fired at the generator next to Mando, and you had no choice but to dive for cover. You shielded the child with your body, and you were lucky enough to not feel the effects of the explosion.

But Mando felt it all.

When the dust cleared, you saw Cara dragging, his body back inside while Karga and IG-11 followed her in.

You didn’t care about anything in that moment. And if you would have known merely weeks ago that you would run across a battle field with no armour and a child in your arms, you would have smacked yourself silly.

But you did it anyways.

You made it to the door right before it closed, and you stopped in your tracks when you almost ran right into Cara’s gun.

It was pointed right at you.

“Get out,” she said, and you raised the hand not holding the child in surrender.

“Cara please,” you plead. You could see Mando laying on the floor behind her, and your heart was breaking.

He was badly injured. You could feel it.

“You can kick me out as soon as you’d like. I promise. Just let me see him,” you ask.

The tears were starting to cloud your vision and you tried not to let your voice crack. You didn’t want Cara to think you were trying to manipulate her.

But your Mandalorian was dying behind her.

“I promise,” you say, and she finally lowers your blaster.

“Thank you,” you respond, letting a breath out of your mouth as you do it, and you run to kneel beside Mando.

Of all the pain you’ve experienced in your life, you had learned a lot about it. You had learned that you personally deal better with pain when you have something to squeeze in your hand, like a pillow or the arm of a chair. You’ve learned that there are people in the world who enjoy making others feel pain, and no matter how many times you try, you just can’t understand why. You’ve learned that bacta shots work wonders for physical pain, but mental pain is almost impossible to numb.

But worse of all, you’ve learned that watching people you care for in pain is the worst pain in the world.

And this one hurt.

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[tales-unique]

FAITH, LOST  III

I gave myself a small case of blue balls with this chapter, I apologize! It gets a little, ahem, spicy. ❤️

Edit: @chelseareferenced forgot to tag my boo! Sorry love!

Chapter 3

Lords grant you mercy you were going to kill him if he didn’t let you out. Heisenberg had, quite quickly, established a set of ground rules that you were to adhere to at all times when in the Factory, the most notable being that you weren’t to leave the upper floors without him under any circumstances. This, of course, left you alone for the majority of your time there since he never allowed you to aid him in his work.

You’ll just get in my way — he’d sneer at you, patting your head in a condescending manner. Not to mention the Lycans have a preference for young, supple devotees — he would tease you, wiggling his gloved fingers at you from inside in the elevator, chuckling to himself as he descended into the bowels of the factory to continue his projects. You had no idea what he was creating down there, but you knew that it often didn’t work out as planned from the way he’d fume when he returned. Once again you have been left to your own devices, only this time you have a way to alleviate at least some of your boredom. With a huff of effort you slide to the floor and crawl over to an old vent duct in the wall. It had caught your attention one night when the echoing of his voice through the shaft had woken you up, realizing that one of his work rooms below you was connected to yours via this duct. Though it provided you with minimal entertainment, it did give you insight to the type of work he did. Experiments; this was where he made the Lycans and the other twisted creatures that roamed his Factory. One night, against your better judgement, you had read an extract from an open journal on his desk when trying to make yourself useful. It mentioned something called Soldats and an army he was trying to create. You were lucky that you had moved away from it to straighten his sheets, otherwise he would have caught you red handed. Not that he was happy to have you in his space at all. “Fuck!” The loud cursing pulls you back to reality and you peer down the shaft expectantly, gripping the grate that covers it as you listen to Heisenberg rant about his latest creation being a failure. He had a tendency to speak out loud, likely recording his findings. The echo of his boots thudding against the metal floor betrays his movements and you follow it along the floor until you can’t hear it anymore. It means one of two things; either he’s leaving the Factory altogether or he’s coming back up. Quickly, you get to your feet and smooth down your clothes; a pair of simple trousers and a tunic top. You’d managed to scrounge up the modest outfit with the help of the ever amicable and charming Duke after a rather abrupt introduction from Heisenberg. Begrudgingly he allowed you to pick whatever you deemed necessary, and even a few luxuries like a fancy hand mirror, even though he complained that you were going to bankrupt him. It didn’t stop him lingering nearby, supervising the exchange through the puffs of cigar smoke. It was on your return to the upper levels, Heisenberg fancying the stairs instead of the elevator this time, that you’d properly come into contact with the Lycans. You weren’t sure what possessed him to give you a glimpse of inner workings of his Factory. Maybe it was another cheap shot at frightening you, or maybe it was pride that drove him to parade his creations before you. Needless to say, they did scare you. The lower reaches of the Factory was their domain and as you followed Heisenberg closely, his one clear instruction, you couldn’t help but feel their eyes watching you from afar. They snarled and growled and howled at your intrusion, sniffing the air curiously. It was rare for their Master to bring something new to their den and not let them tear it limb from limb. You were quick to beg him to take you back to the relative safety of the upper floors, which he did so with immense satisfaction and shit-eating grin on his face. The sound of the elevator dings and you come to stand in the doorway, watching him stalk out as soon as the gate opens, muttering heatedly to himself. In typical Heisenberg fashion he stalks right past you and into his office without so much as a grunt of acknowledgment. Clearly someone was having a bad day. Steeling yourself, you pad gently to his office door and find that he’s left it open for once. A good sign. Usually if his mood is dangerously sour the door is slammed shut and you avoid him like the plague until he makes himself known, but that isn’t necessary this time. “Is everything alright?” You ask from the threshold, careful not to enter until you’re invited. Like the ever faithful woman you are you try to serve him as best you can, even if he does make it very difficult at times. Heisenberg sits in his metal chair, leaning back. His stance is exasperated, but the tight grip on the shot of liquor in his hand is angry. His hat and coat have been discarded on his bed, his glasses sit on the desk, and you see blood on his knuckles. Upon closer inspection you see the trails of splatter on his exposed forearms, his shirt sleeves having been rolled up while he was working no doubt. “Yeah,” he breathes, raising the glass in a mock toast, “I’m just dandy.” He is definitely not dandy. Toying with the prospect of overstepping the mark or remaining respectful to his status, you rock on the balls of your feet. On one hand he always seemed so annoyed when you’d remind him that you were there to serve him, as Mother Miranda had instructed, but on the other he often chastised you if you tried to take the initiative; frankly, the constant push and pull drove you mad. “Heisenberg,” you chide quietly, approaching him cautiously. He hated it when you called him my Lord, or even sir, heatedly telling you to just call him by his surname like everyone else did. You obeyed, accepting it as the happy medium. Vibrant green eyes watch you closely as you settle for leaning against the desk, careful not to disturb the organized chaos that was his research. It’s still a work in progress, the way you navigate around one another, but you’re slowly making progress. “You can talk to me, you know,” you remind him, trying to remain resolute under his intense stare. There’s no denying that his rugged appearance, scars and all, are attractive and his more wolfish qualities gave him a uniqueness that was equal parts exciting and intimidating. You swallow nervously at the notion that you may be growing a little too comfortable in your thoughts of Lord Heisenberg. “Is that right?” He hums, knocking back the shot in one. He sets the glass down slowly on the desk, lulling you into a false sense of security that you had no business having in that place. In an instant he’s up on his feet and towering over you, hands braced on either side of you. You stiffen at the sudden closeness, looking up at him with a startled expression; he always gets a kick out of scaring you. “And just what would we talk about?” Comes his veiled question, shrouded in feigned innocence, asked in a voice like sin. You can practically feel the static in the air, the room electrified. He’s trying to tempt you, to trip you up so you’ll fall into his trap and make a fool of yourself. It’s a game he likes to play. That little hummingbird caged within you is in full flight when he runs a clawed finger gently down your cheek, the threat of him slipping and slicing your flesh too real to ignore. Oh, how he finds your fear so tantalizing. Your lips part in a shaky exhale, chest tight with the onset of emotions you’d really not want to be unpacking right now. The metal edge of his desk digs into the back of your thighs, boxed in by his large frame. This close you can feel the heat that emanates from him, a consistent wave, that mingles with the scent of oil, leather, and something wholly him. It leaves you reeling, panicked by the unsettling notion that you like it. You’re losing the game so early on and he knows it, even though it was rigged from the start to be in his favour. Just at the point when you’re about to crumble, your body yearning for that delectable touch to trail just that little bit lower, Heisenberg cuts you off. It’s cold and efficient, with all the precision you’d expect from someone of his talents. With a low, downright sinful chuckle he takes a step back, leaving you a wide-eyed, wanton mess. He’s won and you just let him do it. Colour burns shamefully on your cheeks and you’re quick to scamper away to hide in your room, proverbial tail between your legs. You’re furious that you made things so easy for him to play you, and play you he did. Utter fool. Little did you know that the fourth, and most dangerous, Lord had played himself for a fool too.

[boxingcleverrr]

Hair, Hacker, Thief

Three whole people asked for it!

quick, messy, and hand-wavy on the world canon, Stranger Things meets Leverage, with Steve/Eddie/Chrissy as our favorite canon OT3.

 “Eddie,” Steve drew in a deeeeeep breath through his nose, staring at the floor-to-ceiling cabinet in front of him, filled with cassette and video tapes, “How am I supposed to casually walk out with all of this?!”

 “Aw come’on Big Boy, that Hair got you in this far,” Eddie’s smirking, low voice came in through his coms, and Steve rolled his eyes.

 “Yeah, because I wasn’t casually hauling around a metric ton of stolen evidence!”

 “Fiiiiine, jeez, whine more, baby,” Eddie chuckled lazily in the back of the van, even as his heavily-ringed fingers were flying across the keyboard in front of him. “Chris, where are you at?” 

 “Just hanging around,” Her soft little voice whispered. Indeed, she was very literally dangling 50 feet above the large octagonal device that currently contained their young quarry, one Jane “Eleven” Hopper. Men and women in white lab coats bustled below, the loud thrumming of the device thoroughly drowning out her soft coms. Chrissy had her legs crooked at the knee around a steel rebar, and she was good...for now, “Suppose I’ll need some regular blood flow sooner rather than later, though.”

 “Right,” Eddie did sit up a little straighter, then, looking between his screens. Fun as it was to bust Steve’s bubble, they were cutting it close. Too much of the intel in this place was on actual analog media, and Jane was buried deeper than they’d expected. Eddie ran a hand through his long metal hair, thinking and thinking fast, cranking the Metalica going behind him. Lars, be with his brain. “...Okay, time to go highschool with this. You copy, cheerleader?”

 Chrissy was perplexed for only half a second, and then grinned. “L and C.”

 “What?” Steve frowned, midway through loosening the tie on his Science Man disguise, and then he was right behind Chrissy, “Right, shenanigans time.” He started sweeping tapes into his duffle bag, right as Eddie’s flying fingers triggered the compound’s fire alarms.

 “When in doubt,” Eddie noted to himself, kissing the guitar pick at his neck for luck, “Embrace chaos.” 

 The lab coats began scattering, distracted, half of them evacuating and the other half checking screens. Chrissy took the opportunity to silently drop down from the ceiling, her harness easing her down to the top of the girl’s prison softly. “Eddie, El’s code?” She asked in a whisper, one eye on the coats, the other on the keypad, tapping in the numbers as he fed them through her com. 

 One scientist turned around, pointed, yelled. Chrissy just smirked, doing a seamless backflip away from the opening device, leaving those remaining at the mercy of the pissed teenager with superpowers now free of her cage.

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  Steve shouldered his bag, mostly flying under the radar as he slipped into the crowd of security and scientists moving through the halls, following their fire drill protocols. In his suit and, yes, perfectly coiffed hair, he did blend right in for most of the way. Peeling off from the flow, however, and ducking into the first door out to the parking garage, he apparently made a singular target of himself.

 “Knew there was something up with you,” Steve froze, cursing, turning to face the Meat Wall that had followed him out. Goon with a capital G, the broad, bald bouncer of a man had stared a bit too long when Steve scanned his credentials that morning.  

 “Hey, man, I mean,” Steve patted the duffle, flexing his very best charisma, “I’m catering, I’m a little zealous when it comes to getting the filets to safety.” He tried it. Meat Wall wasn’t having it.

 “Nat 1 on the Persuasion roll, my guy,” Eddie’s voice crackled in his ear. Steve smirked, dropping the bag as Meat Wall moved forward.

 “Good thing I’m a +5 to hit,” He swiped out the baton concealed at his back in the blink of an eye, and went ham.

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 The van screeched to a halt right at Steve’s feet, the Goon out cold on the concrete to his left. Steve tossed the duffle full of tapes into the open back, before hopping in himself, Eddie flooring it out of the garage as fast as the ol’ gal would go. Steve looked up with a grin, right into Chrissy’s smiling pixie face, as she dropped a kiss on his nose.

 “You’re not even bleeding!” She praised, and Eddie laughed from behind the wheel. Crouched behind the passenger seat, a teenage girl with buzzed hair and wide eyes was looking between the three of them. 

 “Joyce sent you?” She asked, and Chrissy beamed right back at her.

 “And Hopper. You’ve got some good parents, kiddo, feel super lucky.” Tugging a big ol’ Slayer hoodie over her head, Chrissy crept up to the passenger seat herself, dropping another kiss on Eddie’s cheek, their hacker drumming the steering wheel triumphantly. 

 “I am gonna get you two so many lizards,” He proclaimed, and Chrissy burst out in giggles, while Steve looked a little lost. Without even looking, Chrissy just youtube’d something on her phone, and then passed it back to him.

 28 seconds passed.

 “Ha!” Steve laughed.

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