#sad thot

[lipstickontheglass1985]

college student wrapped:

you skipped 40 lectures!

you spent 12 weekends alone in your room!

you handed in 7 assignments overdue! your most delayed assignment took you 2 weeks after the deadline!

you missed your bus 42 times!

you've consumed a total of 100000 mg of caffeine!

your most common sunday evening moods were: scared, desperate and depressed!

on average, you considered dropping out 1,5 times a week!

[sandushengshou]

this jiang cheng with this wen qing. doesn't she look like a fierce corpse here? I have thoughts about this au now

[becca-e-barnes]

Since it seems everyone is as horny as I am about men cumming quickly, let’s keep talking about it 🤤

The very second your lips touch Bucky’s, you feel how eager he is already. His lips are warm and plump and slick and insistent, gliding against your own with a hunger you can only hope to match.

His hands trail over your body, touching you with an urgency you’re very much enjoying. His fingertips dig in a little, making you feel like he craves you and it’s entirely dizzying.

“This isn’t fair. You get me so worked up.” He’s practically panting through kisses to your neck, nipping and biting his way to your breasts, encased in the pretty lace he picked out for you.

The thick outline of his cock is more than distracting and even in the dim bedroom light, you notice the sheen of precum that has soaked through his thin underwear.

He kisses your breasts tenderly, not removing your bra just yet. He wants to enjoy it; he wants to be able to call on the memory whenever he needs it.

“Fucking perfect.” He moans, letting his hand trail between your thighs, finding you wetter than he could’ve dreamed.

“Not yet.” You tease, removing his hand and sinking to your knees in front of him, pulling his underwear down his toned legs. His hard length bobs in front of your face, the tip wet with his own arousal and your mouth waters at the thought.

“Prove you can handle my pussy. Show me you deserve it.” Your hand wraps around the base of his cock while your tongue flicks against the tip, savouring the taste of him.

You pump your hand in time with your mouth, pausing every now and again to take as much of him as you can.

Your soft moans are nothing compared to his.

Fuck, he’s lost in the feeling of your warm, wet, sinful mouth and the thought of you swallowing his load.

“Babe please, slow down.” You hear him moan and it makes slowing down the last thing on your mind.

“Don’t you dare.” You take just a second to breathe before you’re back to stroking and sucking his faster than before. He’s not going to last. He knows it. So do you. That’s exactly what you want.

“Fuck, I’m gonna cum.” He groans, desperately trying not to but that’s hard when he’s watching your pretty face and focusing on the way your lips look wrapped around his dick.

It’s a toss up. In your mouth or over your face? It hardly matters when you have him exactly where you want him.

[urpaperboy]

Love it when a couple runs into a situation where someone/something is injured and they take it in to take care of wounds and stuff and one of the partners stays at the other partners house since they're too tired to go back home, only to start the found family trope.

[fcthots]

thinking about childhood best friends to lovers jason. who spent hours in the school library with you, laughing and whispering over textbooks. who took you to prom, because you didn’t have a date and definitely not because he was in love with you. who let you drive his car when you got your license. who refused to let you take the bus as soon as he could drive.

jason, who only applied to colleges you also applied to, so that he wouldn’t have to go to school without you. who convinced bruce to let him have an apartment off-campus, so you could stay with him. who made sure he was in all the same classes as you. who made sure you were never out alone after dark. who helped you study for all of your exams. who took care of you when the flu was going around campus.

jason, who never lets you move out. who reads to you when you get home from a long day at work, your head in his lap. who washes your makeup off for you when you’re too tired. who cooks for you every night and makes sure you have coffee ready when you get up every morning.

jason, who finally asks you out over breakfast one morning. who takes you on dates every friday night. who never misses an anniversary or birthday, who takes you out every valentine’s day. who never shuts up about how lucky he is to have you to anyone who will listen.

- 🍓 (apologies for how long this is, i’m sick and have been thinking extensively)

NO ANON BC I HAVE BEEN DAYDREAMING ABOUT THIS ALL DAY

but I've been angsting it.

Because you pick colleges together, but he never gets to go. He lets you drive in his $200,000 car that you were always scared of scratching, but he would reassure you and say he'd fix any damage. That same car was left unused for years. He takes you to prom and you keep the flowers, but you end up leaving the dead flowers at his grave. You would look at two-bedroom apartments together and now you're moving into a single bedroom apartment in the building you always wanted to live in together. He used to write you notes in class which would almost get you caught. Now you wished you saved those notes. The books he used to read to you, you now can't hear quotes from, lest you start crying. He used to help you study for everything and now you swear you don't know how to study alone.

Jason was with you practically every second of every day. What are you supposed to do without him. It's not that there's just a hole in your life. The center of your universe is gone.

[ravensmadreads]

Do you think when joel beat that guard to death in the first ep with his bare fists and turned around after, he maybe expected to see Sarah standing there? Like he flashed back to the very first scene and was like: this is it. i did it. i saved her! ;only to see Ellie, and that's why he was so mad at ellie for so long because she was the daughter that he saved, only he didnt really want to save her, he wanted to save sarah. And every time he saved Ellie, he thought maybe this'll bring sarah back, and maybe this would, and maybe this will, until he died and he was like Oh. This will.

[jolapeno]

tell me why I can’t stop thinking of post colombia!javi being in love with his childhood best friend—and why I’m reopening a wip oneshot of him going to her city to surprise her. only to fall more in love with her. tell me why. tell me.

[mdzs-owns-my-ass-i-guess]

Anyways so what if at the end of tgcf Hua Cheng never actually came back?

He promised he would, he had wanted and hoped and known he would... but something went wrong and he never managed to piece himself back together

Xie Lian, however, didn't know. He believed eventually Hua Cheng would return to him, as he said he would. He always said so and kept his word, right?

And so, he waited. A year, two, ten, fifty, a hundred, eight hundred.

Forever.

[incogneat-oh]

These gals are nailing it. How did she know I’m looking for an 18 18 24 24 24 19 20 21 20 24 19 19 year old from Kansas Wyoming Mississippi Georgia Montana Pennsylvania Kansas Alabama Missouri New York Utah Maine. Also my astrologist says I’m a great match for a nasty babe who is a Virgo/Aquarius/Capricorn/Capricorn/Virgo/Aries/Sagittarius/Gemini/Leo 😍

[pespillo]

well now thats outta the way.. (tosses my azura book theories)

[pedriscroquettes]

I have a thot... pedri 🤝🏼 body worship>>>

Him on his knees, kissing the length of ur body, etc etc🙈

anon… you’re so real for this.

• imo he seems like the giving type obviously he likes to receive but he needs to pleasure you first or else he can’t enjoy himself.

• i mean come on spanish men are the biggest whores on the planet he has experience. he knows that whoever he’s with has to be satisfied. he doesn’t want any of the people he sleeps with to go around and say he’s a bad fuck, it’d ruin his reputation.

• now let’s say your relationship is fresh and you’re sleeping together for the first time, you’re shocked that he puts you first. other guys just like to chase their high but not him, he wants to see you chase your high.

• he’s a tease obviously, he’s seen the tweets he knows people find him attractive, so he starts off by slowly lifting your shirt and kissing down your body.

• he makes sure to leave marks, lots of them. oh you wanted to wear shorts? forget it you’re all marked up. you wanna wear a crop top? nope, he’s left a trail of marks all the way down to your core and around your chest.

• sometimes you wonder how he’s managed to maintain his status of innocence within the other barca players when he’s far from it. you come to the conclusion that he only tells gavi about what happens at home because he’s the only one who teases you about it.

• “joder, cómo no quieres que te elogie cuando te ves así?” (fuck, how do you not want me to praise you when you look like this?)

• as soon as he gets on his knees you know you’re not going to stand straight for hours.

• this man appreciates human beauty and will praise you and adore you. he will make you feel like the only person in the world. after all he’s a gentleman.

[kostnyan]

So I'm not much of an octavinelle fan so I wasn't really interested in the new tweel cards BUT!!! I think Kalim should be a must have feature to have for them otherwise they die of dehydration. Imagine this is how Kalim overblots, trying to keep two twin eels alive after they're forced to stay on land in their mer forms. Truly evil.

[blindmagdalena]

homelander is the definition of "im scared to get close and i hate being alone"

truly! you can really see how 'i'm better than them, i don't need them' became a defense mechanism for him. his whole life he's been groomed to feel simultaneously better and yet less than human.

he's a god above reproach, he's bad product, he doesn't know any better, he knows best, he's all powerful, he's a sniveling man-child.

homelander's identity crisis is the core of how he's manipulated. it's at the root of his loneliness, his anger, his confusion, his misery. he doesn't know who or what he is. man, weapon, hero, child, product, lover, villain. he's been all of them and none of them.

he's utterly lost.

[skunkes]

there is a spider in my bathroom ive been trying to keep track of to ensure its survival and once again all i can think about is the spider points store post

[veinereastath]

Cᴀᴘᴛᴀɪɴ Jᴏʜɴ Pʀɪᴄᴇ ɪɴ Cᴀʟʟ ᴏғ Dᴜᴛʏ: Mᴏᴅᴇʀɴ Wᴀʀғᴀʀᴇ + TV Tʀᴏᴘᴇs

[iusedtohavesixtoes]

A story I’ve been working on for the last two months. Taking my time with it. A snippet underneath.

He finally spoke, hoarse and broken. If her heart could beat, it would stop awash in his sadness. “Flayn, she’s…she’s all I have left.” He took in a breath, breaking his hand free from his face to look up at her. Byleth watched as wet drops flooded his cheeks. “She’s the only reason I came here to the monastery, Professor. If she’s dea—gone, there’s nothing…nothing.”

He sucked in a breath and shook his head. Byleth moved closer to him, feeling brave enough to wipe a tear away. He seemed to be shaken back to the present at the quick gesture, gasping once more. “Everything I’ve overcome, my sister has overcome. All these trials and tribulations, they will have been for nothing.”

Byleth reached forward to wipe one last tear away. “I’ll bring her back.” Seteth’s eyes closed, lips trembled, as if he couldn’t believe it. With a gentleness she didn’t think she possessed, she placed her palms against his cheeks, leaning in close. Seteth didn’t breathe, eyes solely on her. “I will bring her home.”