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real talk having the 2nd worst new years eve yet 🤢🤢🤢 (throat infection, twisted neck, banged-about-foot, ego AND the rest o' me all bruised like misjuggled peaches 🍑🍑🍑)
im bent outa shape and suspectin the universe owes me 8 buck if anyone wannsa chip in
#yes the 🍑🍑🍑was just an excuse to shove ass emojis in your face i'm only (occasionally. allegedly) human#now ask me about my FIRST worst new year eve. it involves wizards and portals and elaborate lies i make up on the spot#SAD REAL TALK <STARTS>:#also made the mistake of reaching out to my mom post-xmas#like what kind of c-ptsd NOOB does that. what kinda chronic holiday trauma survivor NOVICE??? embarrassing#THE SEDUCTIVE FALSE HOPE OF NOSTALGIA WILL LURE YOU IN EVERY TIME#'oh but maybe they won't disappoint me. but maybe they won't rip my heart out this time'#sweetheart that's your dear sweet inner child's yearning for what never was or will be. BEAT IT BACK WITH A STICK!#SAD REAL TALK <ENDS>#....back to that part where i talked about being bent out of shape#if anyone w/ metalwork skills wants ta take a blowtorch & hammer & tongs & have at... I'm open to experimentation is all im sayin#in lieu of that i would also welcome someone buying me a sandwich. i am. so sore.#(metaphysically sore but also the other more urgent im-at-my-daily-NSAIDs-limit kinda sore)#(hence: sanwimch)#...i got so sleepy writing this i started imagining the astonishing hedonism#of stroking a freshly grilled cheese-dripping sandwhich across my body like a loofah#the soothingness of the gooey warm near liquid cheese. the vaguely spongelike quality of toasted sourdough slice.#look i didn't imagine it on PURPOSE it just came to me like a vision like a threat#like one of those weird mens locker room ads where the sportsball is watermelon??? u know the one#where there's nudity & food & homoerotica & hot steaming showers in the background and STILL the overall effect is more offputting than sex#look i have a throat infection. i can barely swallow. i'm sipping chocolate milk to survive and i'm NOT EVEN ENJOYING IT. each drop is agon#(opposite side of the Tantalus spectrum but i'm suffering more than he has in 3.5 thousand years)#i'm dehydrated. barely conscious. electrolytes are circling down the drain. doctors should be incubating me w/ capri sun straws right now.#I GET A PASS ON THESE TAGS#i don't know what i wrote! and i don't stand by it! and you can't make me read em!!!
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luyo-mi · 1 year ago
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ac4zusa · 20 days ago
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the all seeing, all feeling eye
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papanowo · 1 year ago
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when your boyfriend is also your dietician
( prompt fill for @mcspirkevents' bingo card prompt, "ice cream" )
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ryntarou · 3 months ago
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the clock goes tick tock, tick tock, tick—
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clnclm · 1 year ago
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lacedshoes · 16 days ago
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life so fun when you draw traditionally and dont care if you need to get the design 100% right but its no longer fun when your professor assigns a four page report only a couple hours prior before its due
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mattmurdeaux · 1 year ago
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(He has that sadness in his eyes that you only see in eastern european gay porn)
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olekaskota · 3 months ago
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I would literally pay their shredder to knock Leo’s teeth in so he needs braces… Seth Rogan, be the hero and bring his metal mouth back… UGHHHHHHH it genuinely irks me to see such a silly design be scraped.
Ahem… If u saw me post this no u didn’t. (I saw a mistake and it pissed me off)
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ohposhers · 1 year ago
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why is it that youre a lesbian but all you do is fetishize gay relationships based off of how you perceive floyd & riffs dynamic as well as how much you fetishize him
i almost didnt reply to this cause i think you're a loser but my buddy made this meme so i had to reply </3
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Me when I'm genda fluid (chucky voice) and draw the canonic make up wearing pink troll in mascara and fishnets standing next to the scruffy drummer troll (its fetishization cause he's taller than floyd) if i give floyd a beard will you finally be happy
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chronically-queer73 · 3 months ago
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Anya with infant curly metaphor/theory I love her sm🙏 she deserves BETTER
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bluntbambzie · 3 months ago
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sammy boy
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wishywashysmoshy · 10 months ago
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Obesessed with them specifically
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More specifically "Young Sebastian"
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michax-forever · 7 months ago
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Can you draw Jaune and Kevin being homies because they both don't like Carmen /j
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Besties in another universe I think
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kingofthering-two · 2 months ago
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A very quick / preliminary look at the results of the 2024 RPF Survey (still open) in comparison with 2023.
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In 2023, I received a total of 75 answers and 30 people answered the writers questions.
For now, in 2024, I received a total of 80 answers (including 37 who started watching in 2024) and 40 people answered the writers questions.
Fun fact : Valentino received the most votes for comfortable POV when people had an unlimited amount of choices to pick but Marc is far ahead (15 votes and 36.6% of votes against 5 votes and 12.2% of votes for Valentino) when people had to pick one favorite POV.
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cozygaymes · 6 months ago
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me standing there looking at terithia & elsie after this conversation like (note: this is not a ship post btw)
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