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[k0nanharv3y]

Invented drinks from Tim's coffee shop:

This is part of an AU I'm writing about Tim never joining the Batfam, so, yeah, read that first. Im too lazy to put all the parts, so, go to that link, there will be the first parts

• Coffee I'm The Night – $4.50 (A dark and robust coffee, with a hint of mint, ideal for those looking for something strong and comforting)

• Purple Spoiler Tea – $4.00 (Lavender or blueberry tea, with a touch of honey, something soft and relaxing)

• Espresso Depresso – $3.50 (A strong and bitter espresso, for those who need an extra push)

• Frappuccwing – $5.00 (A frappé with whipped cream, garnished with a hint of strawberry or caramel)

• Latte Matte – $4.75 (A latte with oat milk and a touch of spice)

• Orphan Coffee – $4.25 (A traditional coffee with a hint of cinnamon, evoking something warm and cozy)

• Robin Mokkaccino – $5.25 (A delicious mocha with a hint of dark cocoa and a touch of vanilla)

• Ice Hood – $5.50 (An iced coffee with vanilla syrup and cold cream, perfect for cooling off)

• A Decaffeinated Signal – $4.00 (Decaffeinated coffee with a hint of almond or hazelnut)

• Chai-dentity Crisis – (Chai with almond milk and a touch of honey)

• Two-Shots Latte – (Double espresso latte, because someone always needs two chances)

• Villain Vanilla Shake – (Wickedly creamy, vanilla shake with chocolate chips)

• Gotham Fog – (Dark version of London Fog, Earl Grey tea with steamed milk and a touch of lavender)

• Cold as Freeze – (Coffee slush with whipped cream and mint chips)

• Nightwing Nitro – (Coffee Nitro, elegant but with a strong punch)

• Bane's Protein Shake – (Banana and almond butter protein shake to break your fast in style)

• Caffeinestein – (Coffee infused with an extra boost of caffeine, for those who need to go crazy in the morning)

• Espress-Oh No! – (Espresso with a touch of cinnamon and hazelnut liqueur, ideal for making bad decisions)

• Riddle Me This... – (Mysterious infusion of hibiscus, red fruits and a touch of pink pepper)

• Ginger Crowffee – (Ginger and honey spiced latte, as chaotic as a certain scattered bird)

• Shaken, Not Stirred Espresso – (Non-alcoholic espresso martini, because class needs caffeine too)

• Pump Bat-kin Latte – (Pumpkin latte with a hint of dark chocolate and cinnamon)

• Choco-Freeze – (Chocolate and mint shake, so cold it leaves you frozen)

• Deadshot of Espresso – (Double espresso without sugar, because one shot, one hit… or a tachycardia)

• Venti-llante – (A venti latte, because nothing screams “night watchman” like too much caffeine)

• ChocoBane Shake – (Chocolate protein shake with a hint of chili, because it will make you stronger… but it will hurt first)

Desserts:

• Bat-nana split – $6.00 (A banana split with a touch of dark chocolate and whipped cream)

• Stealed Cat-Cake – $5.75 (A dark chocolate cupcake with creamy filling and a hint of mint)

• Moccha Riddle – $4.50 (A soft and fluffy mocha cake with chocolate frosting)

• Joker Cake (Because it explodes) – $7.00 (A chocolate cake with a surprise filling that 'explodes' with a splash of liquor, decorated with brightly colored cream)

• Black Cookie(s) – $2.75 (Dark chocolate cookies, perfect to accompany coffee)

• ScatteredCrow – $5.25 (Walnut brownie with a hint of sea salt and caramel, a robust dessert)

• Harley's Chaos – (Red velvet cupcake with raspberry filling and decorated with red and black colors)

• Raspberry Ghoul-ette – (Raspberry cupcake with dark frosting, for ghosts who love sweets)

• Puddin' Proof – (Chocolate caramel pudding, because if you have to prove it, it's not real pudding)

• Crime Brûlée – (Crème brûlée with a hint of rum, so good it should be illegal)

• Sin-amon Roll – (Sinfully Delicious Cinnamon Roll)

• Death by Chocolatewing – (Dark chocolate cake with layers of ganache and a pinch of sea salt)

• Sweet Tooth's Revenge – (Ice cream with caramel, brownie pieces and lots of chocolate chips)

• Hood Velvet Cake – (Red Velvet Cake with Cream Cheese and Raspberry Filling)

• Jelly Dent – (Strawberry jam filled donut, perfect until someone takes a bite)

• Snicker-Crow – (Chocolate, caramel and nut bar, with a touch of coffee for those who need a plan)

• Sweet, Sweet Vengeance Pie – (Salted Caramel Apple Pie, because revenge is better when it’s sweet)

• Broken Wing Brownie – (Brownie with a melted dark chocolate center, perfect for melancholic nights)

• Joker's Wildberry Tart – (Wildberry tart with colorful whipped cream, because there's always a surprise in every bite)

• The Double-Face Cookie – (Half chocolate chip, half oatmeal cookie, for the indecisive or the morally ambiguous)

• Not-So-Fortunate Fortune Cookie – (Fortune cookie that only says "Tough luck, kid.")

Breakfast and Brunch:

• Eggs-tra Vigilante – (Scrambled eggs with cheese, bacon and toast, because night heroes also eat breakfast)

• Robin's Toast – (French toast with powdered sugar and red berry syrup, as sweet as it is deadly)

• Bat-cakes – (Chocolate pancakes with bat ears and whipped cream)

• The Darkoats Rises – (Homemade granola with Greek yogurt and honey, because sometimes simple is best)

• The Last Bite of Krypton – (Spinach and feta omelette, packed with solar energy in every bite)

Sandwiches and Salads:

• Gotham Club Sandwich – (Triple sandwich with turkey, bacon, lettuce and tomato, as big as the city itself)

• The Knightwich – (Roast beef sandwich with melted cheese on rustic bread, for those dark and stormy days)

• Harvey's Half – (Sandwich with two different halves: one with ham and cheese, the other with turkey and cranberries)

• The Poison Green – (Spinach, arugula, avocado, walnut and basil dressing salad, as fresh as it is lethal)

• The Anti-Meat – (Vegan Sandwich)

• Scarecroissant – (Croissant filled with ham, Swiss cheese and mustard, so addictive it’s scary)

• Hall of Just-ice – (Crispy Chicken Caesar Salad, so classic it deserves its own monument)

• Bane's Big Bite – (Chili with meat and melted cheese, because surviving in Gotham requires a main course)

• Shiva's Hair – (Noodle soup with spicy broth, pork and egg, as lethal as its creator)

• Freeze Fries – (French fries with cheese and ranch dressing, always served cold, but with a warm heart)

Honestly I was too lazy to put prices on the rest of them, but I had fun naming them.

Well, my brother told me "You should put copyright on it" and I really don't want to, but, if you ever make any of my desserts and/or use any of the names I'd like you to send me a picture of it, and be tagged, other than that you're free to use any, and since I see you want ALL O_o the recipes, I'll post them on my personal account and tag them here, because I refuse to have so many recipes here, I have to scroll down too far to find my past posts

[vind3miat0r]

okay i pull up! with a fooliverse lineup

did this on a whim, never doing another lineup ever again <— is going to make a demons lineup. soon. in a month. and two years. ahahaha

everyone is listed in audio release order!! + you can see their icons and deduct whos who :3

close ups under the cut :3

someone please ask me to yap abt the designs pretty please :3

@moronkyne @zimix-whispers @wuegh @totheak47 @indigo-greer-collins

@chlorine3 @fedorabender @lexdoesntdraw @definitelynuwonhere @seros-tape

@milogreer @ambrose-mp4 @thesolaireslawyer @paythesmith @int3rtwiningh3artstrings

@puffin-smoke @digitally-absent @porcelaininkpot @urfrenfishy @galaxyg1204

@thatpadfooted-boy @secretangentsloveblogs @h0ney-dames

if u wanna be added to the taglist just lmk :3

[sharks-r0ck]

@fantastic-mr-corvid marvel jjba crossover just to include like none of the canon characters from either franchise

you know its bad for you when you start coming up with aus for your own ocs

[crumbsforbrains]

hope no one has done this one yet

[inu-arts]

HotGuy!

I like to think this would be a page in one of his calendars XD I love DDVAU HotGuy so much I'm Really Normal About Him.

DDVAU is an amazing comic done by @kitsuneisi and @xmaruu11!

[clearwingedmaven]

3GAR Analysis

Well. It was voted for, and it was decided that it'd be the Three Garridebs next! This, is admittedly a bit of a daunting task, beyond analyzing Empty House, or even The Final Problem. This is THE story that has launched a thousand fics, fanarts, and probably one of the biggest catalysts of the Johnlock ship, either platonically, romantically, or a third thing that exists beyond those two. So realistically, what can I say that hasn't been said already? I can try something like this. Admittedly, the story of The Three Garridebs falls by the wayside, given the elements of canon development. It's natural, really, given that we are often here for Sherlock Holmes and John Watson, so it's not so much an analysis of story, rather than character development that I have to do here. 3GAR is... probably later in Holmes's career, Baker Street Wiki has it as 1902, though I would presume that timeline shenanigans are still in play. We do see that here, as Holmes presents himself as chasing a bit of a flight of fancy, that being the task of finding the Three Garridebs. It was Watson, notably, that brought the case to Holmes's attention via the newspaper, launching them into the investigation. In both parts, 3GAR is the story that shows how well Watson and Holmes work together, but even more so that they are what feeds the other, or, how two halves simply can't work apart at this point. Thus, due to the emotional nature of the end of the story, and the Incident, the initial mystery of 3GAR is both thrust aside, and allowed to be put in the background for this. In many ways, I consider this to be a zenith for Holmes. While he may say it's 1895 that was his peak, I'd argue it was here, in 1902(?) during the fateful confrontation with James Winter, that we see the peak, the full character in raw, unflinching display. We have followed Holmes for this long, and he does show emotions, unlike what most would think. He smiles, he laughs, he dances around, he shouts dramatically, bows, reveals things in dramatic fashion, and cares so very deeply for those he loves. And this is the culmination of every single emotion, care, that he holds for those he loves. Watson, is of course, human. But, at this point, both Holmes and the reader have long expected Watson to almost be as superhuman as Holmes. And how could he not be? He has been through quite a lot at Holmes's side, from the commonplace, to the dramatic and perhaps, a little out of this world(not in the extraterrestrial sense, of course.) But-this is the first time we've seen Watson come to harm, and quite dramatically, for two reasons. One: Getting shot in the leg where he was, often runs the risk of being much, much worse than what it ended up as. Two: This is the first time we've seen Watson get hurt, get shot, in front of Holmes.

Holmes is a man as we know, who is fiercely loyal to those he deems necessary to give his services to. We often make mention that this often arises with female clients, such as Violet Smith or Mary Sutherland. Here, it is Watson who is both client, and the single soul in London that he is closest to. So it's no wonder why, given what we know about leg wounds, and their relationship, that Holmes almost breaks completely, scowling that he would have killed James Winter if Watson did not make it. The moment itself is small in canon, but it ties back into why I argue that this is the zenith of Sherlock Holmes. "You're not hurt, Watson? For God's sake, say that you are not hurt!"....

It was worth a wound–it was worth many wounds–to know the depth of loyalty and love which lay behind that cold mask. The clear, hard eyes were dimmed for a moment, and the firm lips were shaking. For the one and only time I caught a glimpse of a great heart as well as of a great brain. All my years of humble but single-minded service culminated in that moment of revelation. “It’s nothing, Holmes. It’s a mere scratch.” He had ripped up my trousers with his pocket-knife. “You are right,” he cried with an immense sigh of relief. “It is quite superficial.” His face set like flint as he glared at our prisoner, who was sitting up with a dazed face. “By the Lord, it is as well for you. If you had killed Watson, you would not have got out of this room alive. Now, sir, what have you to say for yourself?” While yes, we know Holmes has a great heart, as well as a great brain, here, it is on full display. He's openly scared of thought of losing Watson, and has lost his composure in front of a criminal, all of his walls gone. But that doesn't matter, really, in the context of Sherlock Holmes, does it? Here, we discover just what it means to be, what many consider to be the Greatest Fictional Detective: A clever, cunning man that can bring truth and justice to those who desperately need it, who many think is a cold, unflinching reasoner, but is also at the same time, one of the kindest souls in Victorian England: loyal, faithful, and oh so utterly human to those who need it, and unshakeably: someone with a great heart. This is Holmes's zenith. And arguably, the zenith of all Holmes stories. It is a lesson in kindness, love, and character development, in breathtaking degrees.

So. To all of you that create 3GAR stories, that know, love, and make fics and fanart of this story, and subsequently, probably the entirety of the Johnlock shipping base, this is for you. This is a story of love. And I hope you love The Three Garridebs, too.

[fishfrantic]

first actual art post ummmm. please be nice to my things they’re only five minutes old

drawings and doodles,, for @sunnysaurr,,, i was thinking about pokémon and there was an urge and with a will there’s a way.

[osarina]

⋇⋆✦⋆⋇　CASAMU　⋇⋆✦⋆⋇

it’s easy to tease Osamu. all you have to do is approach him as he plays piano, climbing on top of the lid, sitting so your legs hang over the edge. there’s a stutter in his playing when your dress shifts, showing off the expanse of your skin, glowing under the warm lights. the tempo of his piece picks up. once the last notes trail off, he looks up to find you gazing down at him with a smile curling at your lips. before you can even utter the teasing words dancing at the tip of your tongue, he stands, arms wrapping around your legs as he carries you over his shoulder. his strides are long and hasty, his hand grips high up on the back of your thigh, and moments later you’re in your bedroom. he all but tears the black dress off you, only to freeze when you reveal what you’ve been wearing underneath. “you’re trying to kill me,” he moans, before crowding you against the wall and kissing you senseless.

ZEBRA TARTAGLIOVE. WHAT IF I DIE. WHAT IF I DIE WHAT THEN. WHAT THEN. IM LITERALLY IN TEARS I AM GOING TO CRY WHAT I AM YEARNING SO HARD YOURE GOING TO BE THE DEATH OF ME. FIRST OF SLL THE PICS ???? IT IS SO US I WILL DIE THEYRE LITERALLY PERFECT. AND THE LITTLE DRABBLE. THE DRABBLE. AUGGGGUHHHHHHHHHHGGHHHH. ITS SO ROMANTIC. SO INTIMATE. SO DOMESTIC. IM YeARNING SO BAD I CAN FEEL IT IN MY GUT. IN MY CHEST. I WILL FREAKING DIE IMMEDISTELY. INSTANT KO. ON THE GROUND BLEEDING OUT.

[silly-gay-crow]

wait guys i figured it out if you take the pills one after the other you'll figure out which one is poisoned by process of elimination

[charlybvnny]

comic of the very wierd dream i had last night

(3 chapters)

explaining the very wierd dream i had last night that featured some of my moots

@cupidl0vesy0u was my mob wife who begged me to buy her funky colours, so i went to @deadkraker who sold funky colurs and wore mad drip and went by "the KOVU-man" and ended up offering me up a small baggie with chocolate powder and eyes.

i baked a cookie out of that powder and it turned out to be @cookie-nom-nom

just as i was about to eat the cookie, the doorbell rang and when i opened the door i was greeted with @aceofcrows1222 dressed as the grim reaper, who was holding onto @schlorb (who was my pet cat)

they told me my cat had escaped and i invited the crow-reaper in for tea time

we ended up drinking fuschia/green tea and i ate the nom-cookie

the nom-cookie was disgusting and made my tummy ache and made me make AC (air con) and cheese as the cure and then i ate the AC and cheese while crying miserably because i realised then that i forgot to buy my beautiful wife her funky colours.

then i woke up.

[ask-slick]

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𝓢elling my brothers for money, unspecified but tall train height, bites people, probably will kill you. hit me up.

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[luminescentlama]

Mine is really boring

Autumn Leaves piano sheet music free

last google search, go

um. Tag four people.

what do they make sewer tunnels out of

@ncc1701ohno @affixjoy @the-magpieprince @twinkboimler

[wouteke]

roodhoofts + mvdp backpack

[brainymutt]

just wanted to yap and tell this funny story... my and my friend ( @jjohnnycakes ) last year RIGHT before the end of the year, probably like the last week of school, I was walking to the bathroom just to chill b4 class and then HE was in the bathroom, and I was like "what the sigma!!!" and I was like "we aren't even doing anything in class- they aren't even taking attendance" so we were like okay bet lets skip

and so we were like in the big stall just laughing or wtv idk just yapping and stuff and then we HEARD KEYS JINGLING AND I WAS LIKE WE'RE COOKED.

and then @jjohnnycakes like I don't remember what he did but I got on top the toilet or some shit but the teacher said "boys come out 😂" or some shit and we just came out of the stall or whatever

and since it was rlly late in the year they weren't gna do shit, so I just stood there w zack ( @jjohnnycakes ) and listened to what they were saying, and some1 checked the bathroom for drugs/vapes/ etc (we didn't have any or in our bags) so we just stood there and the princable asked us what we were doing and I was like idk bro... and i don't remember what Zack said but it wasn't much if anything

AND THEN the teacher was like "are...are you two a couple?" IT WAS THE FUNNIEST SHIT BRO. like did u think we were touching tips or smt baby.. 💔 like I don't get it WHY would you ask that

zack I honestly don't remember the whole thing YOU TELL YOUR SIDE OF THE STORY PLEASE FAM 😞

[kurgy]

miku expo 2024 is the dashcon of vocaloid concerts. the projectors were replaced with LEDs and organizers told no one, still charged ppl for the projectors. someone stole the Miku canada cut out. vocaloid producers are really mad that attendees are mad that they got scammed because nothing comes before Product. the event banned glowsticks and upcharged the sale of their own, under the excuse that average glowsticks would interfere with the projectors, that the organizers knew they did not have. someone pissed on the floor. car crash outside the venue in san jose