#sIGH

[chaosismybestie]

leonardo would have loved this

[keferon]

lol'ing out of my mind at shockwave telling his kids "if you guys see an orca get onto land ASAP"

jazz the orca mer that can climb: ᕕ(▰ω▰)ᕗ

jazz would kill it in a mermaid triathalon

but also shockwave is probably the most * shakes fist at god* hes ever been

Ahahahah oh god

Jazz would need some time to realize that he is in fact scary. Like. Whenever him and Prowl would meet someone Prowl would stay still and politely express that no, I'm not here to attack I promise.

While Jazz would just simply go YOOO NEW FRIENDS and go for a handshake or something. Of course scaring the shit out of everyone haha

Although. In case of Shockwave all the kids would probably also go YOO THE FUN ORCA FROM TIKTOK and also go for a handshake hahahah

Man Shockwave can't catch a fucking break

[meep-meep-richie]

Thank you for your service Red Bull

[vesearlee]

@smutconnoisseur you’ll like this one

shy horny girls that are physically incapable of telling you what they need are so much fun to break

[ghostbredtt]

nya page bcuz I missed her. I'm not back in the building, but who knows!!

[llannasvsp]

sometimes i feel so bad for doc wyatt bc why do people keep sending him questions about lloyd x nya and questions that are legit spoilers like what are we doing rn. he's said mannyyyyy times that lloyd x nya is NAWT a thing (nya has a whole husband lets be so fr). and likeeee lets just watch the show?? ofc he's not gonna answer the questions that are actual spoilers??

[ingydar-phan]

Lukewarm af and will probably delete but like. They are entertainers. We watch and enjoy them because they entertain us. We buy things they produce because those things bring us enjoyment and comfort. Being a fan ≠ being a mindless zombie who parrots everything they think or do or say. Adobe is a shit company with shit actions. And Dan and Phil absolutely did A Bad by inherently endorsing and promoting them. But what does that mean? Does it mean that every single fan of Dan and Phil now automatically likes and downloads and uses Adobe because Dan and Phil made an ad for them? No. I doubt this promotion will get anyone to start using their products more. Adobe has such a monopoly that everyone already knows what they are, this isn’t like bringing around more awareness of its existence. So sure, you can assign the Character Trait to Dan and Phil that they are now Adobe Endorsers or whatever. But does giving them views, giving them attention, giving them money, help Adobe? Does it promote it? Does it send Adobe money? No. Is anyone out here being like “wow I love this ad 😍 the way they used the software was so cool” ? No. I like them because they’re weird fuckass homotrons not because I agree with 100% of their views. Anyways idk. Me buying a calendar from them isn’t a statement that I support Adobe nor does it provide money to Adobe so who tf cares. The only way to genuinely benefit Adobe from this would be to encourage people to use their software because Dan and Phil did. And nobody is doing that (besides a fuckass article that manipulated their quotes or whatever). Idk idk idk. Like. What material bad comes from liking two random gays that promoted a bad company. A company that everyone already knows about. Dan and Phil can’t single-handedly fix the Adobe monopoly. And like yeah as a third party I can confidently say from across the room that I wouldn’t have accepted the contract if I were them. But I’m not them. So like. Who gives a fuckkk

[quins-makeshift-menagerie]

Tried desperately to get all this blog work done before the end of the month but alas….the last post I needed to finish has like 5 more pictures I couldn’t get done today. Which means I gotta work on in tomorrow. NBD really, I’ve been busy and had no energy, but damn…

Anyway have a WIP of Callie being a Creature™️

[midnightfemme]

can't stop thinking about how good it feels to finally submit to someone. when they've learned your boundaries, made you trust that they'll never cross them, when they've memorised the most sensitive parts of your body, and made note of all the little phrases and pet names that turn you into a blushing mess. when they've fully, truly, earned your submission, so when they turn around, and tell you to get on your knees, you don't think twice before blindly obeying.

[departmentseraphim]

Spilled wine looks divine dont you think?

[hawthorne-swift-enthusiasttt]

💥🗣 ASK ME IF I GIVE A MOTHERFUCK ?!! 💥🗣

two types of people

[weird0nerdo]

[twojamie-o-clock]

do u ever think about how the first thing Jamie does when he’s returned is grab his chest with both hands. makes sure he’s real, makes sure this is real, like fleeting understating really did set in during his last moments. checks his pulse, his heart. feels only one. one pulse, one heart. feels disoriented. looks around. where is the other one? there’s supposed to be more. where did it go?

[w-oobin]

Tablo:  Throughout the entire time (3 years) it took to resolve the controversy, [Hye Jung, Tablo's wife] never once made it seem like she was experiencing any hardships.  

Host:  Even though it was probably really difficult for her.

Tablo:  Yes, it was probably even more difficult for her than for me.  Much more difficult.  But she always said, "It's okay, it's okay."

But, we did have one conflict.

We were eating together, and because I always had this troubled look on my face, the atmosphere while we were eating wasn't very good.

Suddenly, Hye Jung-ie slammed her spoon on the table.

"Hurry up and cry.  Just hurry up and cry.  Cry as much as you want," she said.

And at those words, I really cried.

She told me to just cry it all out now and put an end to all of it.  She told me, "You're not someone who can't beat this.  You're stronger than this."

So, like a child, I cried and cried.

Host:  Did she not cry with you?

Tablo:  She didn't cry then, but when the whole controversy was resolved, one day, I asked her, "It was hard, wasn't it?"  And then she started crying really hard.  She had held it all in.  Even though she'd been wanting to cry, she thought it would, as a result, make me weaker.

[sunnydbeam]

looking with big eyes at all of you in my inbox trying to guess what these "creepy robot things" are that Beta might have while eating imaginary popcorn 👁👁

many of you came to very creative conclusions HUAHSH but only one of you guessed. you will never know tho hehe