#s5 ep1

[ajax-and-ye-skittoe]

“we’re not friends anymore, house. I’m not sure we ever were.”

hey what the fuck

[chairhere]

Oooohhhhh whyyyyyy was that hoooooot. I have issues yes I am aware.

Gay. I can’t with the fucking BANGS KARA GET YOUR DAMN HEAD OUTTA YOUR ASS. At least she knows…. You did? YOU LEFT TRASH Brainy baby what. James shut up. ANDREA. Yooooo kid what. Gay and Kara what really??? Gay. LENA. GIRL. STOP GIVING ME THOSE EYES. She’s twisting the knife AND just POURING salt on the wound. I’m kinda glad? She deserves to be mad. “Well, this is new and terrible.” Yep. Sure is. Kara just went ooooh shit. What. Oh she’s so hot. RELATIONSHIP??? Girrlllll Honey. Questions questions. That’s not good. Uh oh. Her butt. Wtf. Oh she’s pissed hehehe I’m excited. Dey is married. Gay. New Suit! Well shit. Damn it. Damn it! She thinks she’s okay! But Lena’s so mad. So mad. Uh oh. Well. Gay ASS! PANTS. So hot. NO SPACE DAD. that was so scripted. Ouch. Cake. Why the little girl! The one really good thing James did. Finally Nia! I’m so glad she can COMMUNICATE. oh the foreshadowing. BROTHER? What is it with evil brothers on this show? Sigh. Well there goes Eve.

[pitbullwithaship]

DOCTOR WHO LIVEBLOG S5 EP1

I GOT A NEW TV and now it's time for a new doctor yay!

The picture quality on this new TV is freaking aMAZING holy hell just gotta say that

That's a violent beginning

The Tardis doesn't seem all that happy right now

Ooh wow new intro the vortex looks different that's weird

And the words too that is mildly jarring

Ooh nice garden I love it

Hello little girl who I am assuming is Amy Pond

She's adorable

Voices are never good

I love how she's praying to santa

Or a doctor

Wow I've already got eleven thoughts in in the first few seconds of the episode wow

Hello doctor

A swimming pool in the Library

Let him cook

How did they find a little girl that looks so much like Karen Gillan

Nice manners my dude

Spends hours trying to find something he likes to eat (Me when I get sick of my safe foods)

That's disgusting dude

Amelia Pond is a very nice name

Ah yes the crack

Wibbly Wobbly Timey Wimey

Thanks for the reassurance

Unless

No x100

Awww he's so sweet

OPEN DOOR HELLO

Spooky

Somebody is IN THE HOUSE

Oof head trauma

Okay if I know my Lore that I should not already know then this is Rory

Ooh weird

Yeah do not open the door

Ew gross blue eel thing

Okay person and dog (dog person dude)

Oh wow it's copying thw coma people

That's terrifying

WOT WOT WOT lol

Twelve years and four psychiatrists lol

Human residence is the earth

Oh gurl

I'm the doctor I'm worse than everybody's aunt

Gay

Lol cartoons?

DuCK

That's weird and I Hate that noise a lot it's hurting my brain

Life. Changed. Ooh we even got a sun flare going

Chaos

The good looking one lol

Lol get a girlfriend

Gay

Firetruck!

That's very very creepy

Zeros

Yeah please don't say that again

Creepy eel thingy

Tweety birds

He walks weird

Amy just keeps looking

Oh hey I've seen this clip

Past doctors!

Love the amazing pov view of David tennants face

Basically, run (that's his catchphrase through every life)

Wunderbar

Oh it looks so shiny and new!

Dude, don't just leave again without a word!

Aww poor Amy

He came back!?

Bow ties are decent but I wouldn't call them cool

Oops indeed

SNAP AND OPEN

Ooh warm toned lightening very fireplace very ginger hair

Not amazing I still prefer the old one but this will do

New Tardis New Screwdriver New Doctor amazing

He is a madman with a box

Yay

THATS A WEDDING DRESS GIRLIE HELLO

That was great, however I have some fanfiction to get back to so y'all don't get another part today. Or tomorrow. Probably Fridays the word.

[strawberrybyers]

the outfit parallels to season 1 are going to put me in a god damn coma,, if you hear nervous laughing sorry that’s just me because WHAT THE FUCK

[fluffypotatey]

hey….hey :)

ain’t it funny how :)

ain’t it funny how s5 begins with MK and SWK sparing….and then s5 ends with both of them fighting each oth—*gunshots*

[doctorspaceman]

Better Call Saul (2015-2022) | Purgatorio, translated by John Ciardi, XXX.43-57

[t8oo]

COLUMBO BLEW A KISS IN THSI EPISOD AND WORE A LITTLE SUIT AND TIE THANK YOU GOD

^ HE BLEW THAT KISS AT ME HE BLEW THAT KISS AT ME !!!!!!!

[starraebit]

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Nikolai Gogol

[rendiggitydog]

Everybody silent for one moment! I would like to take a moment to apologize for my brother Pungence, who used to be on this server, but he’s really bad at Minecraft. I’d like to apologize for him burning down Hypno’s house; I will be a much better behaved member of the server, I promise.

[muchmossymess]

LMFAOOOOO WHAT IS THAT

[sabrondabrainrot]

In honor of Easter I would like to remind everyone the 1987 turtles not only know one but TWO anthropomorphic bunnies and yes they're ALL in love and dating. Sorry I don't make the rules.

They're MADLY in love. Don't believe me? Go watch the eps I promise they're so in love it makes them look stupid.

By the way they literally both start as enemies to rivals to friends to enemies to lovers again. Go watch it, I can't even make this up.

Happy belated Easter!

🐢💜🐢💙🐢♥️🐢🧡🐰🗡️🐰🌸

[askmeanjudge]

[something-about-sunflowers]

What if the reason Nandor isn’t talking to Matthew (the bird he found in his room) is because Matthew (the bird he found in his room) told him Guillermo is some form of vampire now and Nandor is mad at Matthew (the bird he found in his room) because he thinks he’s lying to him.

[itsartlee]

Guys. I'm so normal about Macaque. What do you mean I'm giggling about him kicking my feet while wearing a Macaque hoodie? What do you mean right next to my computer is W.I.P Macaque 'shrine'? Nope. I'm so normal.

[dinosaur-mayonnaise]

I’m sorry but Ango was WAYYY too ready to kill Atsushi this episode like are you about to betray another organisation my guy? 

[fluffypotatey]

*puts on my Professor glasses* Macky really knows EXACTLY how to talk to Wukong, let's dissect it! M: Looks like things are going smoothly. W: I say, you've been here the whole time, haven't you? M: FFM is your home, but it's also mine. W: Did you find anything? M: Still nothing, however. Now the Jade Emperor is no longer present. The Celestial Realm already gives me an unsettling feeling. M: Wukong...that kid. W: I understand. M: You have to go and talk to him. W: I know! But...he still isn't ready. M: I see. You're the one who isn't ready, yet. How did you even become a teacher! M: He has to be. We all have to be realistic. W: He's just a kid. We can't let him... M: Who says he's just a kid! Why is it him? When you chose him, did you know? W: I didn't know, I really didn't know! I just followed...a feeling. M: Are you not the least bit worried?! This child has all of your special powers, and he always runs into trouble. Have you never questioned this before? Not a single person knows where he came from. Is it not strange?! M: We still have no clue as to whoever let out Azure Lion. All your old foes returned in one swoop. Are you not even a little- W: Then what about you? You also suddenly came back. M: Argh- M: I say, someone must be manipulating us behind our backs. Especially Xiaotian. But they still haven't succeeded. W: Then tell me. What about you? M: Tell me do you want my help or not?! / W: Not long ago you were still against me! / M: I see, you're just a- / W: ...after I assume you'll teach me how to train my own disciples? ~ Xiaotian Interupts ~ M: Look. That kid has made you his idol. You're his one true hero, but you... W: But I what? M: He has to understand, he doesn't need to carry these burdens. You have to do better. You can really tell whose the chatty one in this relationship XD Wukong might be a lil annoyed, but he's tolerant. And Macky is a little playful turd as always. Where Wukong gets gloomy and concerned, Mac swaps between teasing and serious in a blink. Then things get a lot more strained and tense, but unlike their previous fights, it never escalates into violence. Never a growl, never a raised fist. They're right at the edge, and they drop it. I'm very much interested in the psychology of arguments and when it comes to people latching onto (1) thing a person says and relating it slightly off topic to avoid talking about that other thing, like Wukong is doing here. It's so cool seeing how physical they are in trying to visibly control their emotions around each other, and how they keep trying to hold themselves back from tearing in further, always pausing and halting, and switching to another thing. They're TRYING. Ugh. I think Mac was trying to give a comforting smile at the end, but it's kinda warped by the whole ~ everything else. ~ Anyhow, I like how this starts with Wukong establishing, or rather cementing to Macaque that he believes MK is a kid. And while Macaque argues against that, he did also say before that Wukong should talk to him. And they have their squabble, with Mac pushing Wukong's buttons to get him to say something, BUT the fact this gets resolved with he needs to understand he doesn't need to carry these burdens. YOU HAVE TO DO BETTER. Like of all things Mac could have chosen. He's playing right into what Wukong himself believes, that will overwrite the "MK isn't ready" thing. Because let's face it. Mac is right when he says Wukong also isn't ready for that talk yet. He's so down throughout all this, Wukong probably feels himself that he needs to be better. AND by appealing to the fact MK is a kid, without explicitly stating that, just a statement that cannot be denied, BUT is a subject that undoubtedly, even Wukong cannot avoid. Because he wants better for MK. For him to not walk down the same path as him. Macaque has basically nudged Wukong into having that talk he wanted with MK by reframing it differently from what Wukong wasn't ready for. Thoughts? Critique?

*squishes you* anon…anon, you’re telling me..that this was the actual dialogue between SWK and Macky in 5x01. that what i just read is the translated version of the Mandarin dub. correct?

ok ok cool. i’m cool. gucci. feeling fantastic lemme just

WHAT THE FUCK LMK

ok so i ranted in the tags but realized i forgot to say more things (also i was worried i’d exceed the tag limit bc that is a real thing what do you know!)

so, anon, you said Macky knows how to talk to Wukong and yeah agreed but for me it’s for of the sense of “Macky knows how to get his words under Wukong’s skin”

he knows how to let his words sink in and fester in Wukong’s mind, making him reconsider things or another to help speed up certain decisions or choices Wukong is hesitating on. and ain’t it fascinating how despite how long it’s been since either character have talked or interacted with each other, they still know the ins and outs of their behavior and thoughts.

Macky knows Wukong needs to talk to MK but is holding back. Macky after one answer from Wukong realizes that it’s Wukong who isn’t ready for that conversation and switches tactics to try and breach that mental block

Wukong, in a need to avoid the conversation, brings up the questions surrounding Macky’s reason for even being alive again because that is information neither have talked about and oh hey! Macky is avoiding that conversation too! and it’s an important one to have so he pushes for it, but Macky knows it’s being pushed to avoid their original discussion and is annoyed bc “classic Wukong, never wanting to delve too deep into topics where he’ll need to be vulnerable for” (especially when said vulnerability is with his newly re-allied ex friend Macaroni himself)

god i love them