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Having dermatitis is soo embarrassing like oh boo my skin is a little snowflake and it can’t tolerate soap (the thing made for skin) and it needs special lotion and special soap and I can’t touch it with my hands oh woe is meee :(

hot take but everyone with dermatitis deserves $1mil daily

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the thing about working as a housekeeper is that sometimes I will be called to clean a room that is in such a state that it gives me pause.

The thing about being a housekeeper at a Hospital is that it is not the things that would usually be concerning that leave me with questions.

Like if I go clean a room and it is just covered in blood, I'm not all "where did all this blood come from" that would be silly. It came from inside the patient and they were already in a hospital so they're probably mostly fine hopefully.

In fact "Inside the patient" is where most of the potentially concerning stuff I have to deal with comes from. Vomit? That's from inside the patient. Urine? Feces? Inside the patient baby. Needles full of unidentified drugs? That was supposed to go inside the patient but I guess they frogot.

But when I go to clean a hospital room and it is full of Sand... Did that come from inside the patient? I hope not. Why is there so much sand? Where did it come from? Was there some kind of terrible beach accident?

I have many questions and I'm scared of the answers.

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Having internet friends is an experience. Did you eat today? I can’t believe your sister hasn’t apologized yet, what a bitch. Drink a glass of water right now. Want to see a cat picture? I love you. I know you better than your parents. I don’t know your name. I’m having a rough day, can you talk to me about your favorite videogame? I love you. Good morning means good night means good afternoon means go to sleep. Here’s a doodle I made in class. I’m stealing your clothes as we speak, they’re so pretty. I love you. I love your pet. What does your hair look like? I’d love to see that weird leaf. I love you. I’m making you your favorite food. Thank you for holding my secrets for me. I love you. We’re having a coffe date. I love you. I’m giving you a screen-sized hug. I love you. I love you. I love you.

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jacques snicket my beloved

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I’ve had too many healthy wlw relationships, I need to enter my toxic yaoi phase

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man this captain cook guy sucks major ass

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reminder when drawing my sweet Princess Knuckles give him MELANIN. MELANIN PLEASE. PLEASE

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why do werewolves and vampires always hate each other. Wolves don’t tend to have a natural hatred for bats, and they’re both pack animals. Gimme wolves and vampires being dubious of each other at first, but three they quickly realise that they’re both js trying to survive and form fucking massive super colonies. Plus they’re both nocturnal.

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Blows my mind how there’s ppl that are straight up lik “I don’t watch movies” “I don’t really like music” “I don’t care about food” “I don’t read books” what exactly do you like or do ever

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do you ever think about dead versions of yourself that are fossilized in someone else's mind