#s: tfln

[harveywritings92]

Lucifer: Come back.

Lucifer: I miss you.

Lucifer: Where did you go?

Lucifer: Are you mad at me?

Lucifer: Please come back.

R/n: Lucifer, I was gone for two minutes. How much attention do you need?

Lucifer: All of it.

[harveybwabbit92]

Astra, calling his brother:  'allo, good sire. how dost thy day goeth?

Leo: Oh no. you're at that weird Renaissance Festival thing again, aren't you?

Astra: I am an inebriated elf. you may fucketh off.

[totallycorrectresidentevil]

Leon: I’m face down in a ditch right now please help this is not a metaphor for my life this is real

[textsfromultimateacademy]

[incorrecthuntingdogs]

Jouno: I'm on my way, what should I bring?

Fukuchi: A good mood.

Jouno: I'm not coming.

[incorrectshigadabiquotes]

[in the group chat]

Tomura: I don’t care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?

Kurogiri: Alive.

Tomura: Not in jail?

Kurogiri: [read 3:46 am]

Tomura: Kurogiri!!!!

[genshinsincorrect]

Yoimiya: Hypothetically speaking,

Yoimiya: at what point does fire become too much fire?

[incorrect3rachaquotes]

Jisung: I’m on my way, what should I bring?

Chan: A good mood.

Jisung: I’m not coming.

[therobinsonwayoflife]

Franny [to Gaston and Art]: A girl walked up to me and asked if you were my brothers. She shook her head and said, 'I'm so sorry.' when I said yes. What did you do?

[incorrectdragalialost]

Alex: Still breathing?

Leonidas: Still breathing, but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.

[schnees-and-schnugs]

Winter: What the heck did you do last night?

Weiss: I embarrassed myself, my family, my name, and possibly my country.

[harveywritings92]

Soap, hungover texting R/n: Why is there a cactus in the microwave?

R/n: Don’t worry about it.

Ghost: Right, instead let's worry about something else like... HOW IN THE HELL DID I WIND-UP IN MEXICO?!

[harveybwabbit92]

Seven, hungover: Hey, R/n, is Zoffy still passed out on the couch?

R/n: Yeah. I'm gonna go leave a pitcher of iced coffee next to him in case he's still alive.

[incorrect-got7]

A guy walked up to me and asked if you were my friend. He shook his head and said “I’m so sorry” when I said yes. What the fuck did you do?

Youngjae, to Bambam

[incorrect00liners]

Eric: I’ve noticed Felix and I have slowly begun to phase the “B” out of our bromance.

[incorrecthuntingdogs]

Tachihara: I told you I was good to drive!

Teruko: Dumbass, I drove. You sat in the passenger's seat and steered a paper plate.