#s/i: alistair santucci

[dzvagabond]

🎯 for alistair!!!! <3

🎯 - is there anything your s/i is incredibly good at? or incredibly bad at?

Ah, good old Alistair. There are several things he's good at for sure. One of them being planning heists for the Trial and Error gang™, and making sure everything is prepped and ready to go in case something goes wrong, which it will inevitably happen at some point. He knows demolitions inside and out. He can build an explosive pretty much out of nothing and can easily take one apart with ease.

He's not so great at following directions at times and not listening to his impulsive thoughts. Man is impulsive as fuck which leads him to do stupid shit, getting arrested for blowing up the LSPD yet again, and having Prince and/or Derrick bail him out for the millionth time.

[valentinesparda]

For the S/I ask meme 1-5 for Luca, Harley, and Prince 😘

@ectozombie / @dzvagabond it’s TIME. to be weird

meme is here!!

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1. What is your s/i’s name & pronouns?

LUCA - luca lavoie, 28, he/she/they.

HARLEY - harley “peaches” lamarr, ??, they/them.

PRINCE - it’s just prince because their actual name has been lost for protection, 28, he/they.

2. How similar is your s/i to you? Are they a carbon copy, completely different or a mix of the two?

LUCA is me at my lowest. they’re very much modeled after some of my worst traits but also my best? you understand. i’ve taken a lot of my vanity and sloth into them. luca is just me but like if i were a depressed and vengeful actor from the silent era. 

HARLEY is a LOT of my worst traits because they’re literally a killer. even more of my vanity, my lust, my wrath. harley is my manic side tbh. which works well with how fucked tf2 is. no one bats an eye.

PRINCE is just me but like. russian mob boy. no fuckin impulse control and a lot more money.

3. Does your s/i have a full backstory yet? Or is it still in the works? If it’s done can we see it?

LUCA was born in a small neighborhood to french immigrant parents and raised around several kids from different families. their budding talent was picked up on early on and they were swept up into the acting and modeling business with no time to spare. in a timeline without the war, they flourished in the flash of the camera.

they’re condemned to suffer a life of hapless romantic flings, broken contracts, inflated egos, and abuse swept beneath a rug. after snapping and killing one of their directors after a stressful film premiere, they are thrown in with the doomed and damned four in shadows of evil. during the run of the timeline, dr monty plucked luca aside for being the odd one out. and in the short time with him, they managed to pull from him some pertinent information.

one edward richtofen graced the dimension with his presence and they refused to let him leave without asking to take them with him.

HARLEY came from nothing and lived in nothing, in a brothel somewhere on the west coast. they worked the night, and one day the us government came knocking at the door. they set up what would soon be called operation moonlight in their hallways and rooms and basement and the workers had no choice but to go along with it.

they soon got a taste for….killing, and the rest is history. they themselves were killed at some point, and regardless of rotting in the ground for close to ten years, they were resurrected against their will by an aimless necromancer by the name of hael pallas lovett, and were held on a short leash. 

right up until the administrator came knocking, that is.

PRINCE’s backstory isn’t all that fleshed out just yet, but they’re a child with ties to the russian mob, and no one knows how deep that tie is because they keep their mouth shut tight and continue to spend all their money on nightclub investments and lapdances, until they meet one alistair santucci.

4. How did your s/i feel when they first met your f/o(s)? How do they feel about them now?

LUCA was terrified of the boys, if they’re being honest, to the point of wanting to hide their past from them. they tied themselves to richtofen at first as a safety thing, then became friends with (read: bickered with) nikolai. tank got under their skin no matter what but he was charming. and takeo was really only their “i have to rant to someone about something and you’re the only one to trust” person.

it wasn’t even until after marius showed up that they settled into their new life. there were times where they thought everything was just hell and they were still damned.

HARLEY met spy when they were originally alive and thought that he was mysterious and handsome and the right kind of trouble. and then they forgot.

when they meet spy again, they hate him. then they meet the other two and hate THEM. but medic is like cooler because he can die and come back and harley thinks that’s dope as shit because HARLEY can’t be killed. and sniper is like a recluse but he’s fun to mess with so harley finds that so much FUN.

PRINCE….you’re really gonna make me say it huh. gonna come to my ask box and make me spout filth. 

when prince meets [REDACTED] for the first time they ACTUALLY hate him. it takes several meetings and them being like “no wait this dude is actually really fun and he makes my manic impulses even worse and it annoys alistair so im imprinting on him i guess!!” and then next thing you know their numbers are in eachothers phones, if only to send insults back and forth and to….“expand the business”, of course.

5. Do you speak about your s/i in first or third person?

it really depends on who im talking to!! sometimes i’ll talk in first person about them, especially if you and i are talking AS our inserts like fucking nerds, but i find it just….easier? to talk in third person about my inserts

[dzvagabond]

Here’s a big art dump of some of my inserts because why the fuck not?  you can tell by the dates on some of these that this post has been a damn work in progress.

[dzvagabond]

🌙🌙🌙🌙 !! 👀

@cryptidchaos ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT LETS GO!!!

🌙 : Idk if I told you this already but regardless, Tullio was “property” owned by Vercci and was put on display on one of his opera houses and was used for “servicing” Vercci’s guests and VIP’s. Ironically Tullio can sing like an angel and since they look like one- yea. Kinda self-explanatory. 

🌙 : Alistair rigs certain video games in his arcade for specific people to come in and leave drugs and or money in for his profit. He also rigs his most popular games to where they’re almost impossible to win (almost is heavily stressed, Derrick is the only one who’s ever bested his modifications and it baffles the shit outta him). 

🌙 : Both Kisuke and Yoruichi helped Hiroji achieve Bankai at the same location under the shop where Ichigo trained. It took them roughly a month and almost accidentally wiped out both of their lovers during the training. Hiroji still apologizes to both of them frivolously for it and is honestly terrified of using Aoi Kamakiri like that again.

🌙 : DeWitt is the head of the youth connections for The Warriors so they’re in charge of helping various kids around Coney Island. Most of the kids live near the roller rink so DeWitt gives them lessons on how to skate and helps out with homework while Lark handles the rest. On the weekends, DeWitt gives lessons at the beach how to surf and most of the Warriors like Rembrandt actually show up too. 

[dzvagabond]

1 - 4 of the s/i asks for marius, hael, and alistair u fool

💚💚 hoo boi here we goooooo.

Marius Valentin, my CODZ s/i, pronouns are he/him.

Marius is similar to me in hair color, height, and we share a love for the arts and science.

He has a fully fledged backstory that I do not mind putting out there but I just gotta write it down first lol

Not gonna lie, Marius was terrified of the Primis boys and of Luca & Caesar and thought they were just going to feed him to the zombies since he had no use/purpose. Now, he knows how much they care/love him and he loves them so much.

Hael Pallas Lovette, TF2 s/i, pronouns are they/them.

We share a similar personality and our annoyance with Soldier but other than that we are definitely different.

Their backstory is currently a WIP. I had some of a story but had to scrap it. I hopefully will post it in the near future.

Hael found Medic's views on everything interesting, thought Sniper and Spy were downright bastards that weren't really worth knowing. Coming to find out about them and getting to know them better, they actually came to love all of the support boys even though they are still a pain in the ass (includes you too Harley)

Alistair Santucci, GTAV s/i, pronouns are he/him.

We are both chaotic assholes who love to cause some destruction. But we are almost yin/yang personality.

Here's a summary of his backstory: Alistair was born into an Italian Mob family in Chicago, he got into some trouble and moved to Los Santos with his younger sister Allison after contacting Lamar who was an old buddy of his. The rest is history.

He first met his f/o Derrick (who actually belongs to my irl partner @bot404 💜) thought he was an interesting yet downer person. After doing a few jobs with him, was in denial of liking him. Now, they just cause havoc across Los Santos with their crew, smoking, drinking and just fucking partying.