#rylan clark-neal

[thatnerdinthecorner]

@partywithponies

I wasn't sure if I should include the New Year Treats, but if I don't then S16 gets into the Champion of Champions of Champions automatically, and I couldn't have that

[alex-lea-holder]

It was so long ago, but I still can't take James seriously after GBBO

[operationblanketfort]

Rylan Clark Neal and Rick Astley doing a homoerotic performance of you spin me right round on bbc one was not on my 2024 bingo card but damn that’s an early one

[zirhlikuzgun]

Mr. Schüster at the police station

All right, everyone. It is time to start up an all-new reboot of "Sean and Dave's new maintenance".

Mr. Schüster

Before we get on with the show, i will first of all have something to explain:

NOTE: At that case, the Dolph gang are apparently doing some random stuff, by watching "Driving Ib and Ib, "The Triss team's sitcom show", "Parody adventures with Luffe and Sjanne", "The Angora guys by night", and "Livestream commentary with Fritz and Poul (ft. Dr. Flitz)".

Well, there you go. I had now already explained this note, but however, we're not ready yet, cause i have 2 more notes that i shall explain:

ADDITIONAL NOTE #1: "Sean and Dave's new maintenance" are going to take place after the events of "January Robinson Uncork'd" (including the hero-brave sad-to-fab quest thru the hero-brave journey from sad to fab), cause it are going to borrow some style of the Case Closed anime.

ADDITIONAL NOTE #2: "Sean and Dave's new maintenance" are going to begin after the aftermath of Shalim's unfortunate death, cause it are going to borrow some style of The MEDIA Programme of the European Union.

Now, there we go again. I had already explained these two notes, but we're still not ready yet, cause i need to explain 18 extra notes, so i gotta explain it at that case:

EXTRA NOTE #1: Mr. Müller are an mailman who are going to work at Österreichische Post AG.

EXTRA NOTE #2: Mr. Schüster are an police officer who are going to work at the Austrian Federal Police.

EXTRA NOTE #3: Mrs. Prysselius are an orphanage ownever who are responsible of managing an orphanage.

EXTRA NOTE #4: The Swedbank crew are responsible for working at Swedbank.

EXTRA NOTE #5: The Deutsche Bank crew are responsible for working at Deutsche Bank.

EXTRA NOTE #6: Ib and Ib are going to broadcasting their own comedy show, though taking a driving trip with their car.

EXTRA NOTE #7: The Triss team are going to broadcast their own comedy sitcom.

EXTRA NOTE #8: Luffe and Sjanne are going to broadcast their own comedy show, though doing some funny parodies, by checking out some serious stuff: for example reading funny-signs, and even many more of some kind of serious.

EXTRA NOTE #9: The Angora guys are going to broadcast their own prime show, though being home at their flat, by discovering something awesome.

EXTRA NOTE #10: Fritz and Poul (from the Cavalry) (alongside Dr. Flitz) are going to produce their own satire.

EXTRA NOTE #11: Kling and Klang are two wacky cops who are Mr. Schüster's crazy allies, cause they're also gonna work at the Austrian Federal Police.

EXTRA NOTE #12: Else-Marie are going to pay attention at Mr. Schüster's police station, cause she eventually gets help of her mother and her dad named Beck.

EXTRA NOTE #13: Mr. Schüster's seven friendly allies (although they're ironically remaining unnamed) are going to be responsible of resolving the issue.

EXTRA NOTE #14: Mr. Krüse and Mr. Meyer are going to be responsible of requiring something very important.

EXTRA NOTE #15: Gary Gadget are going to be responsible of repairing something that are getting broken.

EXTRA NOTE #16: Freddy Derrick are going to be responsible of resolving some problems thru performing extensive troubleshooting.

EXTRA NOTE #17: Svante Stockselius, Jon Ola Sand and Martin Österdahl are going to work as executive supervisors at the EBU.

EXTRA NOTE #18: Graham Norton, Terry Wogan (despite that he had ironically passed away), Scott Mills, Paddy O'Connell, Sarah Cawood, Sara Cox, Caroline Flack, Ana Matronic, Laura Whitmore, Mel Giedroyc, Rylan Clark-Neal and Chelcee Grimes are going to work as BBC's radio and TV celebrities.

All right. Here you have these 18 extra notes. We're now ready to get this show on the road, so without further ado, let's get into business.

At first, we're going to meet Ib and Ib. Ib and Ib are two comedians who are driving the car, by doing some funny jokes and funny pranks, cause they're just getting started.

We're then meeting the Triss team. The Triss team are a gang of some funny comedians, and they're living home at their flat, cause they're broadcasting their own comedy sitcom, by doing some funny gags, as well as some funny jokes and funny pranks, so they gotta right now get this show on the road.

Next up, we're going to meet Luffe and Sjanne. Luffe and Sjanne are two crazy, wacky pranksters that are doing some crazy, wacky stuff, as well as some crazy jokes and crazy pranks. They're getting a cool time at their flat, and they're sometimes going on a trip of doing some funny, crazy stuff, though exploring some serious things, but anyway, they will now get started today.

At next, we're going to meet the Angora guys. The Angora guys are a gang of some wacky comedians who are home at their flat, cause they're checking out some funny things and stuff, cause they're always responsible of broadcasting their own comedy show. Well, by the way, they're right now turning on the camera, cause the Angora guys are on the stage.

Coming up next, we're gonna meet Fritz, Poul and their sockpuppet Dr. Flitz. Fritz and Poul are two multi-millionaires who are plotting some cheeky cool stuff that they can exactly do anything at anytime that they want to. They're teaming up with a sockpuppet named Dr. Flitz, who are almost resembling a mole, and he does a similar vein to Dolph and Margit. Well anyway, Fritz, Poul and Dr. Flitz are going to produce their own comedy satire, so now, anyways, that's enough with the set, so let's get it started.

However, before we're going to start "Sean and Dave's new maintenance", we're first of all making way for the Dolph gang, cause they're gonna handle the task of carrying their attitude.

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We'll there you go. We had now got it together with the Dolph gang, so we will right now get into the regular show. Well then, without further ado, let's give a warm welcome to Mr. Müller. Mr. Müller are making his first appearance at the very beginning of "Sean and Dave's new maintenance", cause he's coming here to say hello.

So now we're going to encounter Mr. Müller. Mr. Müller are an mailman who works at Österreichische Post AG, and are always responsible of delivering posts, mails, packs, presents and much more for everyone. Well by the way, Mr. Müller are apparently deciding to do something different, cause he's going to start a brand new day at Österreichische Post AG. Well that's because, Mr. Müller are going to re-sign back to Österreichische Post AG. So, Yup, that's a good idea, cause Mr. Müller are going to reopen the post office in Vienna, cause it is today a new day at Österreichische Post AG. Well anyway, without further ado, we gotta get started, cause Mr. Müller are ready to get started for a new day at Österreichische Post AG. Well due to that, he are eventually beginning a new day at Österreichische Post AG, so we gotta get started immediately. Okay, it sounds like a good idea. Well indeed, Mr. Müller are ready to get started at Österreichische Post AG, so for now, without further ado, Mr. Müller are ready to begin a new day at Österreichische Post AG. Oh well, it is normally all about "Sean and Dave's new maintenance", cause it are about to begin. Anyways, "Sean and Dave's new maintenance" are about to begin right now. Well of course, it is time to get the adventure started, so by that, it is time to let "Sean and Dave's new maintenance" begin.

But first of all, at the very beginning, we're first going to meet Mr. Schüster who are going to get started at the police station. Well by the way, he are eventually joining up with the Anti ROM-Hacking Forces, cause Mr. Schüster are getting a video-call with Mrs. Prysselius who will always be able to manage the orphanage. But anyway, without further ado, let's get started.

Well now, eitherway, we're right now going to get on with the regular program, so for now, we gotta ahead and get it started. Now of course as you guessed it, "Sean and Dave's new maintenance" are about to begin. Are you ready? Yes, you do. Well then. Here we go!

[mrshelen1990]

S7 Ep6

Chris Chittell & Fancée Lesley Dunlop

Tessa Sanderson & Husband Densign

Rylan Clark & Fiancé Dan Neal

[nayaknews-uk]

Ted Lasso Star Takes on Eurovision Hosting Duties in Liverpool - Find Out Who

Ted Lasso star Hannah Waddingham has been announced as one of the hosts of Eurovision 2023, which is set to take place in Liverpool. The British actor, who played Rebecca Welton in the hit Apple TV+ series, will join previously announced co-hosts Mel Giedroyc and Rylan Clark-Neal for the event in May. Waddingham said she was "absolutely thrilled" to be part of the Eurovision team, calling it "one of the most inclusive and joyous events on the planet". The actor also revealed that she had previously auditioned to be a contestant on the show, but failed to make the cut. Eurovision 2023 will be the first time that the song contest has been held in the UK since 1998, and the first time it has been held in Liverpool. The city was chosen as the host after it was named a UNESCO City of Music, with organisers saying they wanted to showcase the area's musical heritage. The contest will take place over three nights from 16-20 May, with 36 countries set to participate. The UK, as one of the "Big Five" countries that automatically qualify for the final, will be represented by singer-songwriter Griff. The Eurovision Song Contest is watched by millions of people around the world, with past winners including ABBA, Celine Dion and Conchita Wurst. The UK has won the contest five times, most recently in 1997 with Katrina and the Waves' Love Shine a Light. Read the full article

[kimwxlers]

I'm trying to work out how I can cheat.

EVERY SERIES OF TASKMASTER: NEW YEAR TREAT 2020

[acocktailmoment]

Christmas sangria !

Ingredients:

granulated sugar, to decorate

15ml/½fl oz French orange liqueur

25ml/1fl oz unsweetened cranberry juice

ice cubes, for shaking

50ml/2fl oz Prosecco

frozen cranberries, to decorate

fresh small rosemary sprig, to decorate

Method:

Spread the sugar out in a shallow bowl. Dip a cocktail glass in water and then dip the glass in the sugar to coat the rim.

Pour the orange liqueur and cranberry juice into a cocktail shaker with a handful of ice cubes and shake well. Strain the cocktail into the glass and top up with the Prosecco.

Decorate with the cranberries and rosemary sprig and serve.

By Rylan Clark-Neal From Mary Berry’s Ultimate Christmas

This article was not sponsored or supported by a third-party. A Cocktail Moment is not affiliated with any individuals or companies depicted here.  

[emotionaleducation]

taskmaster's new years treat

[thatmagnificentbeast]

funny things from the New Year Treat

[divinegregdavies]

https://twitter.com/taskmaster/status/1333437948235276288

More details will be announced in due course. It is likely the special will be scheduled on Channel 4 on New Year's Day.

[britneyspearsuniverse]

Interview with Rylan Clark-Neal in London, UK  - September 2016

[jaynedolluk]

Most recent issue of Attitude had interviews w/Lypsinka + Rylan Clark-Neal plus Mark Gatiss on Aubrey Beardsley (still need to watch that programme he did). (Previous issue had a couple of great interviews w/Dorian Electra + Sasha Velour)

Most recent issue of Diva had some great articles on vintage style, Trigonometry (new BBC drama about a poly triad which I’m loving), Anne Lister + archiving LGBT+ stuff esp the ephemera like club flyers etc. Also had an interview w/Janet Devlin who’s just brought out a book. 

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[noel-fielding-web-page]

James Acaster's HILARIOUS Bits from Bake Off! | Celebrity Bake Off for SU2C

Yes, James’s just terrible on baking, but it didn’t stopped him staying positive and hilarious as we used to luv ;)