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4000cc breast implants :)

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Alpine lotus leaf flower

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i was just thinking about kronk from the emperors new groove and i thought to myself "hey so it seems like kronk is a bottom"

and then in my head i heard kronks voice and he said "nono, im asexual."

and the thing is normally all of my thoughts happen in MY OWN voice. and the fact it said "i" not "he" makes me think that the spirit of kronk entered my head for a second to set the record straight about his sexuality. so. kronk is ace, guys.

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ben affleck and matt damon are the poor man's nick frost and simon pegg

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thinking about that kakapo egg that got crushed but the conservation team patched it up and it survived

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This is a hate crime.

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If it keeps you from killing yourself it's not stupid. This applies to anything btw.

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sleeping beauty

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every ad is a personal insult to everyone who sees it and i’m not kidding

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bad news for chocolate lovers: amid massive corporate downsizing, Lindt has had to euthanize 2,000 of its handsome european chocolate chefs . an additional 1,300 will be thrown out in the cold with nothing but their stupid Fucking whisks

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“for what sort of spectator” FOR ME

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I also think that all the "um okay knives out & glass onion were good. Wrap it up now" posts are so funny. You're tripping if you think there's not going to be at least five Benoit Blanc films lol

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I'm worried that you'd try to seduce a geriatric ww2 vet into giving you specific details of his experiences just so your fanfiction would be more historically accurate

PLZZZZ

lock up the nursing homes. Hide your gramps. They’re next.

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Keep your messaging simple:

“Trump fired everyone in charge of airplane safety, and a week later planes started crashing into each other.”

That’s it. That’s the messaging. Don’t get bogged down disputing Trump’s false claims. Just blame him, in short and repeatable sentences.