#ryan chappelle

[helena-edits-in-real-time]

[more-comfortable-in-hell]

Wish I could take away your pain, some things will never be the same

"Christ, do I even want to know what the DNA test of that room is going to turn up?"

The aftermath of the raid on the Leather and Lace.

Part 2 of the She looks like a flower, but she stings like a bee series, a collaboration with the amazing @helena-edits-in-real-time

Read it on Ao3 here.

Chapters are posted in real time

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Poor Unfortunate Souls

A/N: I’ve seen people on my dash using this generator https://perchance.org/incorrect-quote-generator to create texts with their characters so I tried it and got way too carried away lmao but the words in bold are the names of the group chats also maybe like 3 texts were my actual words so please don’t sue me

Summary: Texts between the “CTU Baddies” and my personal fav couple and their besties.

WC: 1,093

Warning: the language is heavy with this one

ctu baddies

2:32 am

michelle: who the fuck added me to a fucking group chat

jack: >:O language

ryan: yeah watch your fucking language

tony: okay who taught ryan the fuck word?

marwan: “the fuck word”

chloe: are you stupid? you guys use the f word all the time

ryan: omg she censored it

marwan: say fuck chloe

ryan: do it chloe. say fuck

6:28 pm

michelle: between ryan, jack, and chloe — if you had to pick — who would you punch?

marwan: no one! they’re my friends. i wouldn’t punch any of them

michelle: tony?

marwan: yeah but idk why

tony: why was marwan added in here?

michelle: why not?

tony: idk maybe bc he stole a NUCLEAR WARHEAD???

chloe: it was for the aesthetic

ryan: we have a problem

marwan: let me guess, you caused it?

jack: gimme a sec, i’m not drunk enough to listen yet

tony: and it’s another tuesday, what’s your point?

michelle: would shooting you solve this problem?

ryan: you know i have ptsd about that michelle :(

11:48 am

chloe: who else is hiding in the laundry room trying to listen to tony and michelle’s convo?

ryan: me. i’m in the laundry basket

marwan: i’m in the washing machine

jack: i’m in the closet

ryan: we accept you jack!

jack: no i’m literally in the closet

ryan: love is love <3

4:03 pm

ryan: you four better explain right now

michelle: it was marwan

tony: it was marwan

jack: it was marwan

chloe: it was marwan

marwan: … fuck

7:56 pm

tony: what does takeout mean?

jack: food

ryan: dating

michelle: murder

chloe: it can be all 3 if you’re brave enough

12:03 pm

ryan: what the hell happened in the break room

jack: who accidentally sets a lemon on fire????

michelle: microwave it for 40 minutes

tony: why were you microwaving a lemon?????

michelle: i read boiling lemons helps to cover up bad smells like burnt oranges but there weren’t any pots available

chloe: how did you also burn an orange????????

michelle: microwave it for 40 minutes :(

marwan: the more you know!!

9:39 am

tony: if we were in prison, you’d guys would be like my bitches

ryan: WERE?? XD

jack: did you not have bitches when you WERE in prison?

chloe: jack don’t forget about china

marwan: ohhhh burnnnn

michelle: im the only bitch you need

three main bitches

6:24 am

tony: the best part of an oreo is the cookie part, not the frosting. deal with it

jack: darkness without light is an abyss. light without darkness is blinding. you cannot have a coin with one side

michelle: YO SOCRATES ITS A FUCKING COOKIE

2:47 pm

tony: are you a painting michelle?

michelle: wtf

tony: bc i wanna pin you to a wall

jack: oh god i thought you were gonna say you wanted to hang her or something

10:04 pm

tony: jack told me i was found in a KFC bucket next to the dumpster and i was rescued

michelle: you probably were

tony: oh crap, maybe that's the reason why. maybe my lackluster feelings towards their fried chicken is because subconsciously i’m reliving the trauma whenever i see their trademark bucket. my brain and cognitive dissonance won’t let me completely lie to myself and say i hate their food because fried chicken is great and i want some now, instead it just steers me away. thank you for helping guide me towards this epiphany, perhaps now the healing can begin

jack: it’s fucking chicken man

2:59 am

jack: how do you ask someone out?

tony: well first-

michelle: don’t ask him, he asked me out in a mcdonald's parking lot

jack: … and you said yes???

8:30 am

tony: everyone thinks i’m this soft cute person but i’m not!

jack: tony you stepped on a bug and cried for hours

tony: it had feelings! It was probably going home to dinner and i killed it :(

michelle: it was a bug …

tony: it was a BEETLE and its wife is definitely worried sick, wondering where it is and i don’t get why you both think i’m so sentimental because i’m not

michelle: okayyyyy anyways

7:39 pm

jack: i think tony’s in trouble

michelle: alright. i’m struggling to give a fuck if i’m honest

fearsome foursome

8:36 am

tony: bruh y’all are ridiculous michelle doesn’t have a crush on me :/

chloe: yes she does

jack: yes she does

michelle: yeah i do

4:29 pm

jack: what are you getting tony for the holidays?

michelle: idk it’s kind of hard buying a gift when he already has everything he could ever want when he married me. so i’m not sure yet

chloe: i’m getting tony a divorce lawyer

tony: as if we’d ever need one

chloe: i stg i’m the only one here with a braincell

michelle: ALL HAIL the keeper of the sacred brain cell

jack: hear, hear!!

tony: did we go back to the fucking 1600s

4:38 pm

jack: what is love?

michelle: an emotional minefield

chloe: a neurochemical reaction

tony: baby don’t hurt me

9:24 am

michelle: your smile? it makes my day

tony: your happiness? i live for that

chloe: a room? get one

jack: hotel? trivago

messages between tony and michelle

4:20 pm

tony: life keeps fucking me and i cant remember the safe word

michelle: clownery. tomfoolery. absolute fuckery. i’m going to revoke your life privileges

tony: jesus christ

2:49 am

tony: why am i the bad guy?

michelle: idk why am i the pretty one? we all have our thing

1:21 pm

michelle: tony you just saved my life!

tony: and i’d do it again and maybe a third time, but that’d be it

michelle: gee don’t hold back

5:35 pm

michelle: i feel so burnt out

tony: don’t worry it’ll be over soon

michelle: are you gonna… assassinate me?

tony: well not if you’re expecting it :/

11:11 pm

tony: have i ever told you that you cook well?

michelle: awww no you haven’t :’)

tony: so why do you keep cooking

4:51 am

michelle: i’m sorry please talk to me

(2 minutes later) hello? world’s most amazing person? sweet pea? precious cinnamon roll that’s too good for this world, too pure?

tony: “sorry” won’t bring back my fucking M&Ms

10:42 pm

tony: i typed “bitch” into my GPS and guess what? i’m in your driveway

michelle: mf

tony: vroom vroom bitch let’s go

[forsapphics]

CHAPPELL ROAN

photographed by Ryan Clemens

[cowboylikeyouu]

car sex is a spectrum and poolverine is on both ends

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is thing anything, tumblr dot com

[velvrei]

a/n: ik i should be doing requests but i had to share this with the world

…

introducing wade & logan to chappell roan

the three of you were sat on the couch in wade and logan’s apartment, watching the television until a commercial regarding the rising stars in music, and being the dramatic one you are, you almost screamed when chappell down came on.

both boys looked at you with pure terror in there eyes.

“what was that?”

“why are you screaming?”

you just wanted to get their attention so you laughed, and explained. “that was chappell roan. i absolutely love her.”

“who is that..?” logan asked, slightly confused, as wade nodded his head in agreement that he didn’t know who this woman was.

your mouth fell open. “neither of you know who chappell roan is?” both boys rolled their eyes, knowing they now unintentionally signed up for a day of education about chappell roan.

by the end of the lecture, each boy had come to a conclusion of their favorite songs.

logan’s favorite was after-midnight, because wade made a comment on how the song would be his theme song. logan acted like that comment annoyed him but logan actually smiled at it.

wade’s favorite was femininominon because he claimed it “followed the same speed of his brain” then wade continued to go on a rant about how he read this thing where that happens a lot with people with faster brains, which caused logan corrected him and said adhd.

the interactions between the two made you laugh, but you were happy you were able to share that music with them.

[transformational]

chappell roan by ryan clemens

[ninja4859]

Saw this on TT a and I HAD to post it.

Wade in wolverine origins is so overhated, I loved him in that movie.

[newwavesylviaplath]

me trying to explain my current hyperfixation to someone

[sourascanbe]

Y’all the stars have aligned the radio was playing bye bye bye and I was listening to casual on my AirPods at the exact same time

[helena-edits-in-real-time]

Tony + revenge

S03 E17 Day 3: 5:00 A.M. - 6:00 A.M. // S07 E24 Day 7: 7:00 A.M. - 8:00 A.M.

[more-comfortable-in-hell]

@helena-edits-in-real-time and I found this post and decided to make palettes for the 24 blorbos based on the zodiac signs we gave them!

Tony

Jack

Bill

Ryan

David

Chloe

Audrey

Edgar

Michelle

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WATCHER ENTERTAINMENT BEING FULL OF CHAPPELL ROAN STANS WAS NOT ON MY 2024 BINGO CARD. SO ICONIC ACTUALLY!

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