Lucius: Draco, I know we didn't go over this particular type of partnering when we had the talk, which is on me for making assumptions. But since you’re dating Harry Potter, I feel like I need to say it.
Draco: Okay…
Lucius: I just want to make sure you know you need to cast protection charm if you’re having anal intercourse with him.
Draco: Oh, my god!
Lucius: And we can—we can talk about other kind of charms you need to know, and…and if you’re bottoming, then you need to prepare yourself with cleaning charms. I—I heard there are adult toys too, and be careful when you do those activities—
Draco: You are ridiculous! I cannot believe you’re giving me the talk, Father! Stop talking about toys!
Lucius: It’s not that bad, son! When I was your age, I did all sorts of experiments—
At this point the RWRB marketing team could release a 5 second video of Cornbread the turkey doing absolutely nothing and we'd still make Red, White and Royal Blue trend for two days
“Oh we’re surviving off crumbs rn till the movie drops” No we aren’t, do you guys know what surviving off crumbs is?? We are getting fed, so much I’m gonna vomit
Alex Claremont Diaz has always been the underdog. Going through karting and F3 as one of the few kids not being supported by rich and connected parents, he had made it to his rookie season in F1 on pure talent. He had earned being called F1's newest Wunderkind - if only people would stop comparing him to Henry Fox. Fox who's two Championship title's may have dispelled any nepo baby discussions but certainly had not fooled Alex. He still remembers the arrogance Henry had bought to every karting race in their teenage years, no matter how much he now tried to present himself as everything but.
Henry Fox has spend his childhood running around the Mercedes garage, cheering on his father. All that stopped when Arthur Fox tragically passed in a racing accident while chasing his third F1 Championship title. Now over a decade later Henry has followed his father's footsteps as far as they had lead him and is going into the newest season as the projected frontrunner, all but set to earn his third title. If only his feelings on his childhood rival wouldn't get in his way, now that Alex has earned himself a seat in the Ferrari team.