#rwby: Salem

[rontra]

black dog

[eviltomb]

[erros429]

rwby textpost memes pt47!!! i miss my blorbos so much :(

[coinjarred]

[arc-misadventures]

Physics Class

Weiss: So, Jaune what science class did you take?

Jaune: Oh, I took my favourite science class: Physics.

Weiss: Physics? Why did you take that class?

Jaune: Cause I’m excited to learn about my favourite form of physics!

Weiss: Favourite form of physics. The heck is that?

Jaune: Jiggle physics!

Weiss: Oh gods... Jaune, physics class doesn't...?!

Yang: And, where do you like to see these jiggle physics?

Blake: High, or low jiggle physics?

Pyrrha: Do you like hard, or soft jiggle physics?

Glynda: Do you prefer quantity, or quality jiggle physics?

Nora: An uncontrolled amount…

Winter: Or, a controlled amount of jiggle physics?

Kali: Do you like vigorous motion jiggle physics, or...

Neo: 'Or, a more slower motion of jiggle physics?'

Willow: Or, do you prefer more subtle jiggle physics?

Jaune: Yes.

Raven: Oh really~?

Summer: That's good to know~!

(Boing~!)

Salem: That's very good to know~!

[phishcaek]

In my AU Cinder starts off as a trashy party girl who spends all their nights going to clubs and hooking up.

On one faithful night however, they encounter Salem and their life is changed forever...

[dummybirdnero]

because i haven't drawn these two in a hot minute (@scham-wcan)

[howi99]

Salem meet the Rusted Knight

Salem: *looking down at the pathetic man who dared enter her domain* Look at you, so pitiful, so... Weak. *Slowly walk to him, her eyes full of murderous intent* Why did you choose to die here, instead of with your friends?

RK: *trying to get up, but only managing to kneel before her* Salem...*His breath made a metallic sound, his helmet making him hard to understand*

Salem: *annoyed* Tsk, at least show me your face, if you are to die at my feet! *She uses her magic to remove the helmet* Now, what do... You...

RK: *looking at her defiantly, his eyes showing no fear* I might have failed to defeat you, but i gave my friends enough time to get away.

Salem: ... *turning her back with a bright blush* O-oh god, he's totally my type! His rugged beard, his silky soft hair... *Panicking* I-i can't kill him! *Look behind her, (Salem vision) seeing the perfect description of a noble knight and quickly turning her face back* AAAAH!

RK: ... *Coughing* Salem?

Salem: ... *Turning back to him, clearing her throat* C-congratulations, sir knight, you have won.

RK: ... *Blinking* W-what?

Salem: *shuffle* I-i won't destroy Remnant... B-but only if you stay with me!

RK: ... Excuse me, WHAT!?

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RK: *looking at the ceiling of the room* ... I can't believe the queen of grimm was my first time.

Salem: *snuggling with him* And how good for a first timer you were~. 47 hours, *chuckle* Ozma could never have done that in any of his incarnations~.

RK: So... You can use magic for contraception or?

Salem: What's... Contraception?

RK: ... Oh boy.

[screaming-sparrow]

can you tell who my favorite rwby character is yet?

[shana340artblog]

A little stuck but she got this! Fighting Salem is not gonna be that easy anyways!

[brokentrafficknight]

[rontra]

(guy who drew salem a week ago voice) i miss drawing salem

[juanarc-thethird]

What if...

Jaune was an orphan that was adopt by Salem.

Little Jaune: Die, monster! I have the power of Oum and Anime on my side

The little boy says as he swings his wooden sword.

Salem: What's with this sassy lost child?

Moments later

Salem: *Carrying Jaune* Cinder, I have decided to adopt this sassy lost child. Say hi to your new brother.

Little Jaune: *Smiling* Hello

Teen Cinder: I don't want a brother! I want revenge!

Salem: *Sighs* I can't wait for you to get out of this phase.

Teen Cinder: It's not a phase, Mom! It's who I am!

[erros429]

YALL WE ARE SOOO BACK!!!!!!!!!! have rwby textpost memes pt48!!!! as a treat!!!! (also happy birthday @alullinchaos !!!)

[hiru3152]

team RWBY solo against each other (v1-9)

every Ls they took in the show and their weakness. Pls take this as a grain bc it's just my opinions 😂 [also sorry for my bad english..... its also *crowd control not crow]

still no chance against salem unless they come up with sth in v10 [like paying for her therapy in the Everafter.... idk..]

[arc-misadventures]

Lap Pillow GF

Ruby: Jaune! Where is, Salem?!

Jaune: She's in my bedroom.

Blake: What?! Why is she in your rbedoom?!

Jaune: Well… after she was freed from that, Grimm curse thingy, and de-aged I started looking after her.

Yang: Yeah, we know that.

Jaune: Well she declared herself my girlfriend, and has been living with me since then…

RWBY: …

Weiss: You're joking, right…?

Jaune: I'm being a hundred percent honest.

Ruby: And, you're okay with this?

Jaune: Yes, I'm quite happy with, Salem.

Blake: Are you just saying this? I mean. are you actually dating, Salem?

Jaune: No, I'm telling the truth. You can ask, Salem yourself.

(The open the door to, Jaune's room, and peer in.)

Salem: Jauney! Ready for a lap pillow~?

Salem: Oh? It's Team RWBY; Hi guys~!

RWBY: …

Ruby: A-Are you dating, Jaune?

Salem: Yes! He is my darling boyfriend who I hope to marry one day!

Weiss: Marry?!

Blake: A-And, you give him lap pillows…?

Salem: Among other things~!

Yang: What things…?

Team RWBY turns to look at, Jaune.

Jaune: …

Jaune: What?

Yang: Nice~!