#rwby: Salem

[rontra]

black dog

[eviltomb]

[arc-misadventures]

Who’s Who?

Neptune: Hey, Jaune?

Jaune: Yeah?

Sun: We’ve got a question for you!

Jaune: And, it is?

Sun: Of the girls in your life…

Neptune: Who do you think bets fits what position on this list?

Jaune: What list?

SN: This one.

Jaune: Oh… well from left to right it would be…

Jaune: Blake, Yang, Weiss, Pyrrha, Neo, and Bleiss.

Neptune: ...?

Sun: ...?

Jaune: But, if you want them to be a bunch of milfs…

Sun: Excuse me…?

Neptune: Milfs?!

Jaune: Then it would be… again, from left to right…

Jaune: Willow. Raven, Terra, Summer, Salem, and Kali.

Sun: …?!

Neptune: …?!

Jaune: ...

Jaune: What?

Neptune: You said that with such confidence, and so quickly ...

Jaune: Yeah?

Sun: Like you already knew they would be perfect for the role...

Neptune: But, not just those six ladies…

Sun: But, a bunch of milfs as well…

Jaune: …

Sun: Does that mean…?

Jaune: …

Neptune: All t-twelve of them…?!

Jaune: ...

Jaune: No comment.

SN: ...

SN: YOU ARE A GOD!

Jaune: No comment.

[purrgiri]

[erros429]

rwby textpost memes pt47!!! i miss my blorbos so much :(

[coinjarred]

[phishcaek]

In my AU Cinder starts off as a trashy party girl who spends all their nights going to clubs and hooking up.

On one faithful night however, they encounter Salem and their life is changed forever...

[juanarc-thethird]

There was an attempt...

Salem: *Flirting* Why don't you take off that battle armor and slip into something a bit more... comfortable?~💕

Rusted Knight: *clueless and in full armor* I am most comfortable when I am impervious to most physical forms of attack.

[dummybirdnero]

because i haven't drawn these two in a hot minute (@scham-wcan)

[howi99]

Salem meet the Rusted Knight

Salem: *looking down at the pathetic man who dared enter her domain* Look at you, so pitiful, so... Weak. *Slowly walk to him, her eyes full of murderous intent* Why did you choose to die here, instead of with your friends?

RK: *trying to get up, but only managing to kneel before her* Salem...*His breath made a metallic sound, his helmet making him hard to understand*

Salem: *annoyed* Tsk, at least show me your face, if you are to die at my feet! *She uses her magic to remove the helmet* Now, what do... You...

RK: *looking at her defiantly, his eyes showing no fear* I might have failed to defeat you, but i gave my friends enough time to get away.

Salem: ... *turning her back with a bright blush* O-oh god, he's totally my type! His rugged beard, his silky soft hair... *Panicking* I-i can't kill him! *Look behind her, (Salem vision) seeing the perfect description of a noble knight and quickly turning her face back* AAAAH!

RK: ... *Coughing* Salem?

Salem: ... *Turning back to him, clearing her throat* C-congratulations, sir knight, you have won.

RK: ... *Blinking* W-what?

Salem: *shuffle* I-i won't destroy Remnant... B-but only if you stay with me!

RK: ... Excuse me, WHAT!?

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RK: *looking at the ceiling of the room* ... I can't believe the queen of grimm was my first time.

Salem: *snuggling with him* And how good for a first timer you were~. 47 hours, *chuckle* Ozma could never have done that in any of his incarnations~.

RK: So... You can use magic for contraception or?

Salem: What's... Contraception?

RK: ... Oh boy.

[bridgyrose]

Something I do vastly enjoy about RWBY is that while it is willing to show villains as horrible people, it's also willing to show them as human and how most were failed by society at some point to end up on this path.

Salem was failed by the gods, not because they wouldn't bring Ozma back, but because they never really understood the grief that Salem was going through and thought making her immortal would help her understand the importance of death.

Tyrian, as far as we can tell, is mentally unstable and never ended up with the help he needed. So once he met someone who was willing to save him and indulge in his desires to kill, he latched right onto it.

Hazel was also a victim of his own grief, unaware of how his sister died beyond a training accident and blaming Ozpin for it. He managed to find Salem, tried to kill her and only fell further into the idea that Ozpin had to be stopped.

Cinder was abused for most if not all of her childhood, promised a way out if only she could hold on. But with nothing to really help her with the abuse and finally snapping, Rhodes hadn't even tried to understand her situation, only seeing her kill and seeing it as enough to arrest her. Eventually killing him and finding Salem, everything she's done has been in the name of power and freedom because she's terrified of going back to that situation.

Neo and Roman both ended up as criminals due to a lack of love. Roman was orphaned and Neo's parents treated her as something that was broken.

Even Adam was failed, only ever given reasons to give into his frustrations and anger, eventually using it as a weapon to try to put humans beneath faunus after losing himself to his anger.

At any point things could've been different for most of them. Someone to lean on, someone to help them, maybe there could've been other paths for them.

[rontra]

(guy who drew salem a week ago voice) i miss drawing salem

[screaming-sparrow]

can you tell who my favorite rwby character is yet?

[arc-misadventures]

A Gift Exchanging

Jaune: Shitshitshitshitshitshit!

Ren: ...

Ren: Jaune?

Jaune: AHHHH?!?!

Ren: ...?!

Jaune: Oh... Ren... hi...?

Ren: Y-You okay, Jaune?

Jaune: No...?

Ren: Okay... what's wrong, Jaune.

Jaune: Can you keep a secret?

Ren: Yes...?

Jaune: Can you, or can you not keep a secret, Ren?

Ren: I can! I can!

Jaune: Okay... I... For the past year... Basically, the entirety of my first year at, Beacon Academy... I have been stuck in the ultimate... love triangle for the past year... between two sisters...

Ren: A love triangle... between a pair of sisters...?

Jaune: Yeah...

Ren: Well... I knew, Ruby liked you, but, Yang as well?

Jaune: Yang, and Ruby? Oh no, nonono not them.

Ren: Not them? Then who?

Jaune: It's between them.

Ren: 'Them?' You don't mean... the twins...?

Jaune: Yeah... Glynda, and Salem Goodwitch. The Goodwitch Twins.

Ren: What the fuck?! Are you seriously stuck in a love triangle between the freaking, Goodwitch Twins?!

Jaune: Yeah, I know... I'm still surprised this happened...

Ren: How did this happen?

Jaune: Well, they both said they both fell for me by me just.. being myself.

Ren: ...

Ren: That makes no sense...

Jaune: Ren, you should know I don't know how half of the crap that has happened to me this year. Much less how I am stuck in a love triangle between the, Beauties of Beacon Academy.

Ren: Okay... So, why are you panicking?

Jaune: Because, the pair of them invited me to their room. And, on Christmas day no less!?

Ren: Did you forget to get them a gift?

Jaune: No, I got them a pair of matching necklaces; The only difference between the jewels in, Salem's necklace matches her eyes, and the ones in, Glynda's matches her eyes.

Ren: Oh that's nice. Then why are you panicking?

Jaune: Because, two hot babes who were fighting over me asked me to meet them in private in they room.

Ren: How does that...

Jaune: Imagine if, Nora had a twin sister, and they were both fighting over you.

Ren: ...

Ren: Ahh...

Ren: You best get going before they destroy the school...

Ren: Again.

Jaune: ...

Jaune: Yeah, I better go do that...

~~~

Jaune: Glynda...? Salem...? I'm here... You wanted to see me for... some reason?

Glynda: Jaune~!

Salem: You're here~!

Jaune: Uhh...? Where are you?

Salem: Wait right there, Jaune?

Glynda: Only come when we call you.

Jaune: Oaky...? Spo, why did you call for me?

Glynda: For two reasons~!

Jaune: And, those are?

Salem: Well, we've asked you here to give you your Christmas present~!

Jaune: My present?

Glynda: Yes~!

Salem: Your present~!

Jaune: Okay... And, what about the other part?

Salem: Oh~! Well, we're proud to announce that out little lovers quarrel is over.

Jaune: It is? That's great!

Jaune: ...

Jaune: How... did you end it?

Glynda: Oh, we just remembered something our mother told us.

Salem: She told us that when we're fighting over something that we should share it.

Jaune: S-Share it?

Glynda: You, Jaune, we're going to share you~!

Salem: Together~!

Jaune: You're going to share me...?

Glynda: Yes, we want to share you~!

Jaune: But.. why?

Salem: It was either you, or my sister... And, as much as we both love you, Jaune... I can't let my love for you form a wedge between me, and my sister.

Glynda: And, that's why you were denying out advances for so long... you didn't want to form a wedge between us either... So, we came up with a compromise.

Salem: We share you. For better, or worse.

Jaune: You share me, and I get both of you? Two for the price of one?

Glynda: You could see it like that.

Salem: But, do you accept our offer, Jaune?

Jaune: ...

Glynda: Please, Jaune?

Jaune: I have one question...

Glynda: What is it?

Jaune: Couldn't we have done this from the get go?

SG: ...

Salem: Fufufufu~! We could have done that, but it is fun that we were fighting over him!

Glynda: Quite fun!

Jaune: Alright then, I have two girlfriends. Mom, and my sisters are never going to believe this!

Salem: Wonderful!

Glynda: This is an amazing day indeed~!

Jaune: So... Do I get my Christmas present now?

Glynda: Oh yes~!

Salem: Come here, and get your present~!

Jaune: Okay then what is my...?

Salem, and Glynda:

Jaune: Present...?

SG: It's us~!

Jaune: ...

Jaune: Okay... we really should have decided we became a pair of couples months ago.

Salem: We probably should have.

Jaune: Well then... let's begin ladies, and don't worry... If anything happens I'll take responsibility.

SG: ...?!

Salem: Oh... Now I want something to happen.

Glynda: Me too~!

Salem: Then we better make sure it happens then~!

Jaune: ...

Jaune: Uh-oh...

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Here you go, @lar-mx Enjoy~!

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[shana340artblog]

A little stuck but she got this! Fighting Salem is not gonna be that easy anyways!

[erros429]

YALL WE ARE SOOO BACK!!!!!!!!!! have rwby textpost memes pt48!!!! as a treat!!!! (also happy birthday @alullinchaos !!!)