#rwby: Salem

[eviltomb]

[erros429]

rwby textpost memes pt47!!! i miss my blorbos so much :(

[arc-misadventures]

Lap Pillow GF

Ruby: Jaune! Where is, Salem?!

Jaune: She's in my bedroom.

Blake: What?! Why is she in your rbedoom?!

Jaune: Well… after she was freed from that, Grimm curse thingy, and de-aged I started looking after her.

Yang: Yeah, we know that.

Jaune: Well she declared herself my girlfriend, and has been living with me since then…

RWBY: …

Weiss: You're joking, right…?

Jaune: I'm being a hundred percent honest.

Ruby: And, you're okay with this?

Jaune: Yes, I'm quite happy with, Salem.

Blake: Are you just saying this? I mean. are you actually dating, Salem?

Jaune: No, I'm telling the truth. You can ask, Salem yourself.

(The open the door to, Jaune's room, and peer in.)

Salem: Jauney! Ready for a lap pillow~?

Salem: Oh? It's Team RWBY; Hi guys~!

RWBY: …

Ruby: A-Are you dating, Jaune?

Salem: Yes! He is my darling boyfriend who I hope to marry one day!

Weiss: Marry?!

Blake: A-And, you give him lap pillows…?

Salem: Among other things~!

Yang: What things…?

Team RWBY turns to look at, Jaune.

Jaune: …

Jaune: What?

Yang: Nice~!

[phishcaek]

In my AU Cinder starts off as a trashy party girl who spends all their nights going to clubs and hooking up.

On one faithful night however, they encounter Salem and their life is changed forever...

[coinjarred]

[rontra]

come or go, we belong together lying here forever in the cold, cold, cold

[screaming-sparrow]

can you tell who my favorite rwby character is yet?

[shana340artblog]

A little stuck but she got this! Fighting Salem is not gonna be that easy anyways!

[brokentrafficknight]

[sarelcon]

Frothing at the mouth because I just got back my Salem pics that I got with the incredible Adoyible (Molly Doyle) while at Cosplay America. These are gorgeous and vaguely unsettling, which is perfect.

Also got detail pics too which highlight the beading and of course my beloved Orb Son 🥰.

Edit: since this has blown up a bit, I would like to add the hilarious context that we shot in a hotel lobby right next to the breakfast bar at 8 in the morning. People were just eating eggs and meanwhile there was an eldritch horror in the corner. I also immediately went for coffee directly after the shoot, still in full cosplay. The folks there for a church retreat were VERY bamboozled.

Also, that first photo is barely edited at all. The background was a digital screen off to one side of the dining area. The moment it changed to abstract smoke, we were booking it across the lobby to be able to get a photo with that as our background before the screen changed again. Adoyible shoots with prisms and friends that hold lights so very little of the visual effects are edited in post. She is incredible as a photographer

[spacetimeaccordionfolder]

Love a female character who does illegal acts and is living her best life. Look at her killing people and smiling. Honestly, this is the best time she's ever had. Probably the best version of herself. Yeah ignore the viscera in the corner. Oh she just announced she's killing someone/ everyone? That's cool I mean look at her! This is the best her life has ever been! She had character development into a worse person (to other people) and a danger to society but this is the best she's ever felt before!!

[thepariahcontinuum]

The RWBY Twitter account posting again like:

[erros429]

rwby textposts pt46!!! volume 10 save me…… volume 10…….. save me volume 10……..

[arc-misadventures]

Team RWBY, Vampire Hunters

Ruby: Wait... You're not a vampire?

Jaune: Nope! I'm a hundred percent human!

Blake: But, people call you a vampire?

Jaune: Anyone who isn't a local calls me that.

Yang: Then, why do they call you a vampire?

Jaune: Hmmm...? Probably because I'm a doctor.

Jaune: And, that I know so much about blood, and the fact I invented blood transfusions.

Weiss: Blood transfusions...? What exactly is that?

Jaune: Oh, human's, and faunas have different types of blood running through their veins. It is possible to transfer the blood of one person with a similar blood type to another person with the same blood type to supplement the blood they possible lost. A process I call: A blood transfusion.

Ruby: And, because of that people call you a vampire?

Jaune: More, or less.

Yang: That... makes sense.

Blake: It makes too much sense why people would refer a doctor that specializes in blood as a vampire.

Weiss: But, what about all the reports of vampires coming here?

Yang: That's right! People have made various reports of vampires coming to this town! Some have reported that they've visited the local taverns, and enjoyed a meal there!

Ruby: What are they talking about, is that true?

Jaune: I would advise you that you remove that knife from my neck missy.

Ruby: Answer my questions!

Jaune: Okay, okay, okay! I keep the blood on ice, and every other day a vampire, or two stops by my clinic, and buys a pint of blood, and drinks it.

Weiss: You're selling peoples blood?!

Jaune: It's a mutual business agreement! People sell their blood to me for a few coins, and I sell the blood to the vampires for a few more coins! It's a good, and honest business! Besides, it keeps the vampires fed so they don't go out to eat people!

Blake: People can't honestly think that's a good deal now can they?!

Jaune: You'd be surprised, most people are totally fine with it! I mean as the saying goes: 'A pint of blood a day, keeps the vampire away.'

Blake: People aren't actually saying that... are they?

Jaune: I wish they weren't, it sounds cheesy.

Yang: So what is this place? The perfect vampire society, where they live in harmony with humans so long as the are freely given a pint of their blood to drink?!

Jaune: Well, it isn't for free. But yeah, that's pretty much it.

Ruby: What the hell is this place...?

Weiss: Why? Why would you do all of this; Just to live in harmony with the vampires?!

Jaune: Well, that wasn't my main reason why, that just happened to be a positive sideeffect of my research.

Ruby: And, what was the main reason?

Jaune: To feed my girlfriend.

Yang: Wait, does that mean you're dating a vampire?!

Jaune: Yep! Her name is, Salem the Vampire Queen!

RWBY: She's the what?!

Jaune: The Vampire Queen! Say hi, babe!

RWBY: What?!

Salem: GET THE HELL AWAY FEOM MY BOYFRIEND!!!!!

RWBY: AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH?!?!!?!!!

[hadesisqueer]

RWBY as Tweets

[drenosa]

Salem: You wretches can't stand against me!

Ruby: We can! And we will!

Salem: Will you now? What silly ideas gave you that impressions.

Ruby: Plenty! Sound off, guys!

Yang: Always give 100%, because one's best is always good enough!

Weiss: Never lose hope, for it brings forth miracles in the unlikeliest of places!

Jaune: The world's largest military was nothing more than a personal guard for the ruling class. One willing to commit genocide to maintain a brutal status quo of oppression and exploitation. Only through an uprising of the working classes could this regime be toppled and with it reclaim their freedom and dignity.

Blake: Friends together are unbeatable, thanks to unbreakable bonds forged in the heat of battle!

Salem: Is... is that blond one okay?

Ruby: Who, Yang? I mean the whole arm thing was a bit of a downer but she's all good now.

Salem: Not that blonde, the blond one who looks like he's in a purpetual state of PTSD!

Ruby: Oh... yeah we don't think about that too much. These days, we just point and he stabs when we tell him to.

Salem: That's... interesting?

Ruby: It is. Jaune! Go stab!

Jaune: *Battlecries* AAAAAAAH!

Salem: *Terroryells* AAAAAAAH!