#rwby dc au

[howlingday]

since we're talking about a dc rwby au, i actually had an idea for jaune in gotham learning under cat woman on how to be a thief. at first it's mainly because he's desperate to help his family who're struggling to make ends meat. but after a while he really starts to enjoy the thrill of his job. right up until he manages to get himself caught up in some supervillain bullshit and now he's a known entity to both sides.

taking the name Tom Cat as his persona his main ability is his bullshit luck and improv skills, he always seems to find the perfect way to get out of a situation.

might be fun to keep rwby as superheroes also pyrrha as wonder woman, nora as hawk girl (but with a hammer), and ren as green lantern.

meanwhile jaune's neither hero nor villain. the guy just wants to make some money and dip out but finds himself fighting both sides to save the world (mainly because he keeps all his stuff there)

Hm, interesting. For now, though, let's explore the Jaune Arc as Catwoman's apprentice angle. And now, without further ado, I present unto you...

TOM CAT

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Gotham City wasn't perfect. In fact, it was the exact opposite of perfect. One could argue it as the physical manifestation of Murphy's Law. What can go wrong out here, will go wrong out here. Even in the suburbs on the outskirts of Gotham proper. But it was still my home.

Home. It's weird calling it that. I don't even know if I'm from this world. Mom took me in after a job gone wrong, and I'm just the one stray who hasn't ran off yet. Well, me and Cleocatra, but I still have all my teeth.

But back to the important business, I'm not from Gotham. In fact, according to Mom's b- I mean, Mr. Wayne, I'm not even from Earth. Something about my "genetic makeup" is similar, but completely different from other humans.

But that doesn't change the fact that I'm my mother's son. Sure, we may not look exactly alike, but she's still my mom. She taught me everything I know. I learned how to walk, talk, know my directions, and even how to crack a ShelLock safe blindfolded!

All the important life lessons for a future up-and-coming world-class thief. Just like Mom.

"36... 24... 36..." It wasn't actually that, but I saw it on TV, and it's been stuck in my head ever since. Mom doesn't like it, but she never told me why, so I figured that if I'm going solo on a job, I might as well keep saying it. What's the worst that could happen?

CLICK!

"Don't move, Cat."

Oh, right. Remember Murphy's Law? Well, it's here, and it gets better. Jaune heard a click, and the man muttered away from him. Yup, this party was about to get bigger. But Jaune had it under control. Really.

"Can you order a pizza while you're at it?"

"Shut the hell up. Do you know who's safe that is?"

"If I guess right, what do I win?"

Ah, right. The ol' gun to his head. A classic, never out of style choice. Personally, he would have preferred a comic book, but beggars can't be choosers, right?

With a spin, the gun was knocked to the air and a fist nestled deep into the goon's gut. Flick of a wrist later, and the gun fell to the ground. A headbutt here, a backfist there, and the thug was down.

No time for witty one-liners. Cash, jewels, and whatever else was in the safe was shoveled into the bag. Even found a neat folder inside. Wasn't a comic book, but it'll do.

Hop, skip, and a jump later, and the room was free of both cat and cash. Now for the long trek home. Thankfully, it wasn't too bad a run. All he had to do was get to the train station and-

Oh no.

Either there was an eclipse was tonight, or everything was about to get so much more complicated. Jaune could've stopped and let the nice Batman go easy on him, or he could keep all of his hard-earned loot. Decisions, decisions.

Never was good at making the smart choices.

Leaping across rooftops, being chased by a legend himself is no easy task, but nothing Jaune wasn't used to. As his face met the hard ground of the rooftop, he wished he could say that.

"What are you doing out here?"

"Would you believe me if I told you I was sleepwalking?" A thumb pressed into Jaune's hand. "OW! OW! OW! OKAY, I WAS DOING A BURGLARY!"

"Who did you steal from?" Jaune felt the pressure ease up, but the thumb remained where it was.

"I dunno, some guy's place!" Jaune felt the thumb press a little. "No, really! I don't know! All I know is he had a security guard or two!" The thumb pressed more. "AGH! OKAY! IT WAS ARMANO MORETTI, OKAY?!"

The thumb was lifted off, and the legend turned Jaune to meet him face-to-face. Pointed mask and near-snarling grimace confirmed Jaune's worst fears.

"Does your mother know you're out here?"

"No, she doesn't."

Ice filled his veins as his blue eyes widened. Jaune glanced to the side and saw his mom walking up to him. He recognized her walk, too. It wasn't her usual, "teasing Mr. Wayne" walk. No, this was her "Mama Kyle" walk, as in what she did when Jaune screwed up.

"H-Hi, Mom."

"Hello, Tom." She growled. Jaune felt so small under her glare. "So this is you 'hanging out at Tony's later'?" Jaune gulped as she sighed. "What did you steal?"

ZIP!

The bag came open, and the loot started getting rummaged through. Stacks of bills. Deeds, diplomas, and permits. Pearls, emeralds, and so many golden trinkets. All swiped from one place. However, of all of the loot, only one stood out from the rest.

Without a word, Batman took the folder and opened it. Swiping and flipping through the pages, he tapped the side of his mask. He shut the folder and set it back in the pile.

"Leaving so soon?" She asked.

"You already have your hands full. And now, so do I."

And there he goes, off as silently as he arrived. Y'know, before he smashed into the pavement. Still, it was hard to believe he was letting Jaune go AND leaving the loot! What a great night!

"Tom," Jaune gulped as he heard that warning tone of her, "we have a lot to talk about."

'However do you mean, sir?'

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"The file contained a list of assassins, Alfred. Some of whom I more than recognize."

"And I myself as well.". Alfred replied through communications. "I seem to recall a similar gathering with these exact individuals as well.".

"Falcone is hiring assassins, Alfred; assassins who are going after rival crime bosses."

"I see. And what of the other names on the list? They certainly don't appear to hold the same criminal element.".

"No, but it's still lives at stake."

The names raced through his mind like an assassin's bullet. Tomorrow night, the hubt began, and four names caught his attention the most.

Bruce Wayne

Selina Kyle

Tom Cat

Batman

[itsupermanti]

RWBY DC AU; Villains

@howlingday

You brought up a good point at the end of the “Race of the Century” post.

How do the villains fit into this AU?

For my first nomination, Mercury Black as Zoom;

The night he killed his father, Mercury gained a connection to the Speedforce, and after being given a set of prosthetic legs by Cinder, he found that he could channel the Speedforce through them, allowing them to withstand the forces applied to them by moving at high speeds. Mercury’s connection also allows to slow his perception of time, which initially allowed him to keep pace with Jaune.

I also nominate Adam Taurus as Deathstroke;

He uses a sword and gun, and is also unable to see out of one eye!

A reformed Ilia could act as Batgirl;

She works alongside Blake and Whitley as Batwoman and Robin.

I also think that Emerald could also be a reformed hero, but I can’t think of a good character she could fit.

Any suggestions?

[epic-arc]

My take on Absolute Jaune

Well these days I have been following the new saga of the ''Absolute'' universe where it is a universe created by darkside where he modified the origin of certain heroes but they continue to be good but with some different traits so with the help of @howlingday I'll be doing Absolute jaune while he does absolute ruby, so check out his post when it comes out.

History.

In this world salem would be a global knowledge and everyone would be afraid of it and the grimms, however there are still hunters and schools that teach people how to fight against the grimms, However as the world is sinking in fear the criminal world is more dangerous and to be accepted In this type of school it is much more complicated. Jaune would do the same in canon and wear armor and crocear mors but when he went to beacon his registration would be rejected for being false but he wouldn't leave the valley because of that and would do some jobs in the city like cleaning up small groups of grimm or of criminals, however, because he does this type of service, he ends up attracting Ozpin's attention, giving him a chance to enter the beacon.

Personality and Characteristics.

This Jaune would be a little similar to the original, but he would be more closed off because he was bullied wherever he came from because of his personality of helping others because in this world people who have ''hope'' or are good are seen as weak. He would already have his aura unlocked because in this world parents would already do this to their children for safety. He would already have knowledge about fights, not much advanced, but it would already be something for him to defend himself.

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Well that's my idea for absolute jaune, I hope you liked it!

[juanarc-thethird]

Valentine Letter from Wonder Woman. She was in that crossover movie.

Valentine's Day letters. (Wonder Woman)

Jaune: Holy shit!! A Valentine's Day card from Wonder Woman!!!

He opens the letter and says:

"You have a heart of gold, And your bravery is inspiring. I would love to spend a night with you, Because it is your manhood that I desire~"

Jaune: *Red* I don't know if I have enough Aura for this?

[rwac96]

A whiteknight ask:

They found something that their parents should have hidden somewhere else

"Oh, my Gods!!" Juniper Arc-Schnee screeches in horror, stepping back from her parent's closet. "What the crap?!"

"Oh, balls," Jaune grimaced as his daughter found a BDSM version of the Rusted Knight armor. "Uh, your mother's a huge fan--."

"CLEARLY!!" Juniper turns around, marching out of her parents' room.

[anthurak]

RWBY AU where everything is the same except Ruby and Yang spent a good chunk of their childhoods befriending the various woodland creatures near their home Disney-Princess style, as per what we see in these hilariously inexplicable panels from one of the DC comic.

Specifically to the point where both girls, and Ruby in particular, can and often do talk to forest critters for various reasons.

Knock-on effects of this change include but are not limited to:

Ruby being both slightly more and less well-adjusted thanks to spending much of her childhood talking to and occasionally getting advice from mice, squirrels, raccoons, birds and more.

Ruby and Yang being able to straight up talk to Zwei.

Ruby and Yang involving their forest friends in their huntress training, leading to many mice, squirrels, rabbits, raccoons and more on the island of Patch gaining unlocked auras and rudimentary knowledge of weapons and tactics.

Possibly Little appearing nine volumes early as a mouse friend of Ruby’s.

Both Ruby/Weiss AND Blake/Yang in the Emerald Forest doing their own versions of the Kronk and Yzma talking to a squirrel scene. Specifically both Ruby and Yang getting reconnaissance information from local squirrels and raccoons. Funny enough, Blake is the one more weirded out while Weiss actually thinks it’s adorable, though Weiss also refuses to admit as much to Ruby at this point while Blake is all the more intrigued by Yang.

[novankenn]

Imagine the Arc sisters(Harley arc family) Each pick a girl they think would be best ro date their brother while the girls look on in confusion and Jaune is just blushing in the corner. (Bonus points if none of the crazy sisters pick Pyrrha but Saffron quietly tells Pyrrha she is rooting for her. Also everyone dunking on Weiss.)

Jaune was hiding, behind the locked door of his dorm's bathroom, as the entirety of his immediate family... YES all of them... was currently having a "discussion " in the common room about his love life.

Mama (Harley Quinn) Arc: Girls... GIRLS!

The arguing voices quieted.

Mama Arc: Now we ALL know that our love-bunny-wunny has a hard time speaking to girls, and let's be honest that's because of us. I mean how can he EVER hope to find anyone as perfect for him as we are!

Arc Sisters: DAMN RIGHT!

Mama Arc: Now, be that as it may, our puddin' needs someone to watch over him, to cuddle, pamper and hold him when none of us are around... so... please present your personally chosen candidates. Jinx...

Jinx: That's me!

Mama Arc: You're first.

Jinx: the choice is simple. He needs someone chaotic and energetic. Someone that will always remind him of us so... I chose...

Nora: ME??? But I'm with Re...

Jinx: We offer explosives, pancakes and breaking stuff!

Nora: That include legs?

Jinx: Of Course!

Nora: I'm IN!

Mama Arc: Interesting choice. Tiny Tina you're next. Who do you...

Tiny Tina: SHE WAS MY CHOICE!!!! Mom Jinx took my idea!

Jinx: Snooze you loose!

Mama Arc: Girls behave! No fighting!

Jinx & Tiny Tina: Sorry.

Mama Arc: Do you have a second choice?

Tiny Tina: Well...

Ruby: ME!?!?!?

Tiny Tina: Yeppers.

Ruby: Why?

Tiny Tina: You're smart, cute, adorable, and like guns. You're almost as perfect... no on second thought you are PERECT!!

Ruby: Um... thank you?

Mama Arc: You are right she is adorably cute, and oh I can just see the GRANDBABIES!!!

Ruby: EEP!!!

Mama Arc: Saphron, you're next.

Saphron: I refuse. We have no right to be interfering in Jaune's love life, and besides we came here to SEE Jaune, not matchmake!

Mama Arc: We can do both dear, but I accept you decision.

Saphron: (Whispering) You better make your move soon red...

Pyrrha: (Whispering) What?

Saphron: (Whispering) You heard me. Make your move... I'm rooting for you.

Pyrrha: (Whispering) Ah... um... th...thank... you?

Mama Arc: Now while Saphron plots like a traitor, you're up Rebecca.

Rebecca: The girl I picked is the best! She's the strong silent type and kick ass enough to keep Jaune safe from everything, even man stealing homewrecking hussies!

Neo: 😵‍💫⁉️😵‍💫

Mama Arc: Is she okay?

Rebecca: She's... hey! Get back here!

Neo: 😝🤑😝

Mama Arc: No shooting in the hallways!!! Ah whatever. Joan...

Joan: Jeanne and I are making a joint choice for Jaune.

Jeanne: That is correct, and we expect everyone to respect and accept our... choice.

Mama Arc: You mean suggestion.

Joan & Jeanne: Choice.

Mama Arc: Okay. And who is this... choice?

Joan & Jeanne: Her!

Yang: ME?!?!?

Joan & Jeanne: Yes. You.

Yang: But I don't like VB like that!

Joan & Jeanne: VB?

Yang: It's Jaune's nickname...

Ruby & Weiss: Don't Yang!

Yang: ... Vomit Boy.

Joan: We may have made a mistake.

Jeanne: We must correct it.

Yang: Huh?

Joan: Burning at the stake?

Jeanne: It is fitting.

Jeanne and Joan each hook one of Yang's arms and start walking out of the room with her.

Yang: Hey! Unhand me! Let me go!

Mama Arc: Saphron, can you get Jaune and get a stay of execution, please dear?

Saphron: Yes, mom. Come on Red, let's get you... partner.

Mama Arc: Saphron.... any way. Utena you're next.

Utena: Jaune needs someone adventurous and exotic, and I choose her!

Blake: ME????

Utena: Yes.

Blake: But why?

Utena: Cause.

Blake: That's not a reason!

Mama Arc: Ah, Utena IF Blake is your suggestion, why are you holding Ms... Schnee's hand?

Utena: She's seen the error of her ways... but needs some more correction...

Weiss: Help me?

Mama Arc: Ah... Utena... fine. But don't break her too much. She has classes in the morning.

Weiss: Help me?

Mama Arc: Well as I have seen your choices, I shall reveal mine as well. I choose... HER!

Glynda: I... refuse! This is unacceptable!

Mama Arc: My puddin' needs a mature and motherly figure in his life. You're perfect and... this is non-negotiable...

[therealmofamorus]

Worth It! (RWBY/DC)

Jaune: Ren.

Ren: Yeah?

Jaune: You are the leader of Team JNPR during my stay in the hospital.

Ren: I will bring you flowers Jaune.

[madmanwonder]

Jessica: Fite me (ง'̀-'́)ง

Jaune: You are too cute and short to fite

Jessica: FITE ME (ง'̀-'́)ง

[darksaiyangoku]

RWBY Christmas Tales

Pursuit of Death Part 1

Two cars drove out of control in the streets of downtown Kuroyuri. Both of them skidded along the road, swerving just outside of the Merchant Bank of Takara. The doors opened as a large group of thugs, all masked and armed, walked out. One of them drew a flashbang from his belt and tossed it at the guards. The guards quickly raised their guns, only to be blinded and shot at by the other thugs.

Thug 1: Hmph, too easy. Let's go. The boss is expecting a big withdrawal.

They strolled inside and the larger thug fired a warning shot, sending everyone into a panic. The leader pointed his gun at the staff.

Thug 1: Don't even think about calling security! One push of the button and you get a bullet to the head!

The bank worker hesiated and put his arms up. Several of the thugs started ambushing the customers, tying them in binds and dragging them against the wall. The leader of the gang turned his attention back to the banker, keeping a firm grip on his pistol.

Banker: W-What do you want?

Thug 1: I'm here for an early Christmas present. Me and the boys here would like a million Lien. Each. Do that, and we'll let you live. But if you try to call the cops on us, well, let's just say things will get really ugly.

The banker had no choice but to comply. He and the rest of the staff filled up ten bags with 1 million Lien and handed them over to the thugs. Outside of the building were several police cars of the Kuroyuri Police Squad, supervised by Police Sergeant Clover Ebi. Next to him was Senior Police Officer Hachiko.

Clover: What do we know about this, Hachiko?

Hachiko: It looks to be hostage situation, sir. They've demanded 10 million Lien, most likely unmarked.

Clover: *sigh* All that fuss for petty cash... and on Christmas Eve no less.

Meanwhile, atop a building just opposite the Takara Bank, leaned a figure dressed in black and purple. She was the infamous vigilante of Kuroyuri: Dark Huntress.

Dark Huntress: *places finger next to ear* Glynda, can you see any other entry points to the Takara Bank?

Glynda: There should one of two doors that lead to the roof. I'd recommend the one to your left. Good luck, Miss Belladonna.

Dark Huntress took a grapple gun from the right side of her belt and fired it at one of the railings. Activating a switch on top of the grapple, it tugged her sharply towards the building. Just before she could hit the railing, she jumped onto the roof. She retrieved her grapple gun and made her way towards the wall opposite adjacent to the door. Now was a good time to test out her new gadget; the explosive gel. She lightly sprayed over the wall and stood back. Pressing the detonator, the wall broke open and she stepped inside. Walking down the steps, Dark Huntress noticed the door barred. Beside it was a keypad, easily hackable. She took out a small, rectangular device; the cryptographic sequencer, and began to decode. Going through the various combinations, she was finally through and the door opened. Dark Huntress opened it to find the main lobby, where the thugs had the hostages cornered. The leader of the group was furious.

Thug 1: Who the hell called the cops?! Was it you?

Banker 2: No I didn't, I swear-

Thug 1: *hits banker* Don't lie to me! Oh that's it, ya dead!

The leader put his bullet on the trigger and was about to fire. However, as quick as a flash, the gun flew out of his hand. A fist landed in his face as Dark Huntresses glided down. The rest of the thugs were caught by surprise and she used that to her advantage. She grabbed her batarangs and threw all of them at six of the thugs. Dark Huntress went into action and attacked. Two of them were punched in the jaw and kicked to the side, while she hit two more with her cape as a distraction and beat them down furiously. The next two tried to attack her from behind but were elbowed in the chest and kicked down. The remaining four reached for their guns. Dark Huntress covered her mouth as she dropped a smoke bomb on the floor. In the confusion, they all started firing senselessly, terrifying the hostages even more. Dark Huntress began taking them down one by one. Punches, kicks, knees and elbows all made devastating impact and the thugs fell to the ground, bruised and disoriented. As the smoke cleared, Dark Huntress approached the hostages and asserted her claws. The hostages all closed their eyes in fear, only to realise that their binds had been cut loose.

Dark Huntress: *pants* Is everyone alright?

Civilian: Y-Yes. T-Thank you, Dark Huntress.

Dark Huntress: The cops are waiting outside. Go to them.

The civilians evacuated the building as the bankers put their money back in the safe and Dark Huntress bound the gang together. She raised her grapple gun and shot it at the railing, flying towards it. She exited the way she came in and heard a sinister laugh as soon as her foot touched the snow. She turned and looked up, her eyes shrinking with fear. It was a redhaired bull faunus with two, light blue eyes, wearing black and red armour. On his back, he carried a metal bō staff and two chokutō.

Dark Huntress: A-Adam?

Adam: I knew that would get your attention.

Dark Huntress: You planned the robbery?

Adam: That's right. I provided those fools with the bare minimum and it worked. You haven't lost your touch. Your tenacity, your fury. Just as when you first came to us. And tonight, it's just you and me.

Dark Huntress: *clenches fist*

Adam: Come on!

[howlingday]

About the Blake as Batwoman AU;

What do you think about Jaune as the Flash, Ren as Green Lantern(Hal), Ruby as Green Lantern(Jessica Cruz), Sun as Green Arrow, Oscar as Kid Flash, and Ozpin/Ozma as Dr Fate?

Jaune got struck by lightning, but his aura awakened and saved his life by granting him a Speedforce connection. He then took the young Oscar Pines under his wing when something similar happened when his Aunt Ruby(secretly a Green Lantern) brought him along to meet her boyfriend.

Ren was chosen to join the Green Lantern Corp and patrols Remnant as an Emerald Knight, working with Flash and fellow Green Lantern, Ruby Rose, often and becoming friends with them, while dealing with Nora flirting with him as Star Sapphire.

Sun learned how to survive by growing up on the streets of Vacuo and became someone else, something else…He became Vacuo’s Green Arrow, the Emerald Archer.

When Dr. Ozpin dons the Helm of Fate, his soul becomes one with the spirit of Ozma, granting him powers akin to the twin gods themselves!

It sounds like an interesting team, for sure.

I like the Jaune/Oscar team-up. Especially if Oscar is the head of "The Flash Fan-Club." Or was that Eobard Thawne?

Ruby and Ren as Green Lanterns is also a neat concept, since Green Lanturn is powered by will, which fits perfectly with Ruby, and is harmed by emotions, such as fear and anger, which fits Ren. Also, just so I'm clear, Ruby is Oscar's aunt, and she's dating Jaune. That right? And yes, yes, yes to Star Sapphire Nora.

Sun as a survivor in the brutal streets to become Emerald Archer is an interesting idea, and I'd like to see more of it. However, my only critique is him using a bow. I think if it stayed the bow, and the parts of the bow staff could be swapped out to fulfill a different purpose. And yes, I am thinking of the boxing glove staff piece.

Ozpin as a researcher who stumbles on the Helm of Fate would be a great idea, especially if he can consul with the previous members of Ozma, as Dr. Fate can do himself.

[itsupermanti]

RWBY DC AU, Superhero Shenanigans #1

Batwoman/Blake(scolding Ilia): Your recklessness has gone too far!

Batgirl/Ilia(retorting as Blake facepalms and Emerald and Whitley chuckle in amusement): WRONG, IT CAN GO EVEN FURTHER!!!

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Zoom/Mercury(racing towards Jaune with a smirk): I’m your reverse in every way!

The Flash/Jaune(annoyed): Then why aren’t you a slow, fat girl?!

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Wonder Woman/Winter(piloting the Justice League’s Javelin aircraft and seeing Pyrrha fly past with Young Justice in her old stealth plane): …

Troia/Pyrrha(seeing her mentor fly past and activate the stealth function, turning the aircraft invisible): !!!

Green Arrow/Sun(seeing the aircraft fade out): Was she just piloting your Invisible Jet?

Wonder Woman(facing forward again): Yes…

Blue Beetle/Weiss(looking at Winter with a raised brow): Without your permission?

Wonder Woman(annoyed look on her face): Yes…

Star Sapphire/Nora(amused): You’re going to chew out for doing it, aren’t you?

Wonder Woman(tightly gripping the controls): Oh definitely…

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Robin/Whitley(introducing Emerald and Ilia to the rest of Young Justice): These are my “sisters”, they’ll be joining Young Justice.

Kid Flash/Oscar(confused): I thought your sisters were Blue Beetle and Wonder Woman?

Batgirl(smirking): They are…

Orphan/Emerald(testing her chin on top Whitley’s head with a grin): We’re his “Bat-siblings”!

Superboy/Adrien(raising a brow in amusement): “Bat-siblings”?

Orphan(explaining as Robin moves out from under her): That’s what we refer to ourselves. The kids taken into the “Batfamily”.

Robin(sighing): They keep insisting that me and my sisters refer to them as our “siblings”…

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Kid Flash(running on a treadmill): Why isn’t this treadmill breaking apart under my speed?

The Flash(smirking as his nephew runs): Your Aunt Ruby helped me design and build this one, we call it the “Cosmic Treadmill”.

Green Lantern/Ruby(checking their nephew’s vitals): It’s designed to withstand his speed and allow him to better control the destination he ends up at when he uses the Speedforce.

Aquaman/Neptune(arms crossed): It would get annoying when he accidentally ended up going too far back whenever he tried to time-travel and prevent an explosion from killing all of us…

Green Lantern/Ren: There were also times he would accidentally go FORWARD in time and we would end up with TWO Jaune’s for awhile.

Kid Flash(surprised): WE CAN TIME TRAVEL?!?!?!

Superwoman/Yang(explaining to her son): Yeah, the Speedforce exists everywhere and everyWHEN, you can use it to enter the time stream.

Sage(seeing his son speed up): What are you doing?

Kid Flash(as the treadmill starts letting off sparks): I’m going back and getting the last cup of hot chocolate before Fate does!

Everyone(frightened and trying to stop him): NO, DON’T!!!

Oscar disappears as a portal opens up before him and he runs into it and it closes behind him in a bright flash of light.

Kid Flash(zipping into the room after traveling back to yesterday and back with a cup of hot chocolate in his hands): I GOT…

Kid Flash(seeing everyone wearing different costumes): It?…

The Flash(wearing the Future’s End costume, fully blue with sky blue lightning): We were trying to tell you!

Aquaman(shirtless and with a hook in place of his left hand): Everytime you go back in time and change something…

Blue Lantern/Ruby(wearing blue instead of green with a different emblem): It creates what we call a “Time Boom”!

White Lantern/Ren(wearing a fully white costume): Like a sonic boom, but it can change a lot of unrelated events throughout time.

Superman/Sage(wearing the classic Superman costume, looking at his hands in shock): This is odd…

Yang(dressed like a reporter, admiring her husband’s physique): Speak for yourself…

Green Arrow(wearing the Arrow season 4 costume, and feeling his lower back): My tail’s gone…

Kid Flash(eyes wide): I can fix this!

The Flash(holding his hand up): Let me…

Jaune suddenly races out of the room with a huge burst of blue lightning, causing a bright light to flash as he breaks the time barrier.

The Flash(racing back into the room in his proper costume): There!

The Flash(as everyone looks like they originally did): I countered Oscar’s time boom with my own…

Kid Flash(wearing a yellow and red costume with a simple lightning bolt without a circle/ring around it, Classic Wally West Kid Flash): Umm…

The Flash(waving off his nephew’s concern): Relax, that’s just cosmetic, we can fix it.

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Thoughts @howlingday ?

[lena-in-a-red-dress]

I'm obviously thinking what it might look like if the Superfam got transported to Remnant and the world of RWBY, right? And it'd be pretty easy to pick out what kind of semblances the superfam would have. It would be easy enough to translate their powers to the use of dust and energy etc.

Except for Lena.

Lena, who doesn't have any powers, except what fledgling magical gifts she's developed on earth-- abilities that haven't come with her to remnant.

When the fight eventually finds them, the rest of the fam protects her, but they take a beating doing so, and she's pretty much a distraction, a second thought to defeating grimm.

It makes Lena feel wretched, a feeling exacerbated by the fact that they're all back in their teens, a period adult-Lena might have characterized as the darkest period in her life. When she's inevitably captured, Kara has to track her down to a cell and finds Lena despondent inside.

Kara should just leave her there, Lena mutters. At least here she can't be a distraction, or a liability. Maybe on Earth she had her intelligence, but she can no longer rely on technology thanks to her magic there, let alone the fact her tech wouldn't work on Remnant anyway.

Here, the niggling sensation of being out of place and not belonging are made manifest.

Here, she's nothing.

Kara looks her dead in the eye.

"We don't protect you because you're smart. Or because you design cool tech. Or because you're rich. We protect you because you would do the same for us. Because that's what you do for family. We love you, Lena. Semblance or no semblance, magic or no magic-- you're one of us."

Meanwhile, the baddie is monologuing to the others on the battlefield, as grimm seethe and rage around them. Both teams are exhausted and outnumbered. They need help, and their nemesis knows it.

"It was so easy!" he crows. "Even the great Lena Luthor, succumbed to a quivering pile of hormones and teenage depression. Useless--"

"That's where you're wrong," Lena barks, as Kara floats down to land them both on the ground. Lena steps from her arms, glaring at the villain, who suddenly quails at the unexpected sight of her.

"But--you--"

"I am Lena Luthor," Lena declares, "and I am not worthless."

As she says the words, her skin starts to glow with a dawning semblance. Suddenly all the nature-based magic that previously had nowhere to go comes pouring out of her.

It's game time.

The Superfriends and Team RWBY and friends surge into action, and this time Lena is in the thick of it, using erupting boulders to launch Ruby high into the air and writhing nests of vines to cushion landings. They work seamlessly together, trusting not only each other but more importantly-- themselves.

Before long, the final wyvern is dropped and faded away, leaving them in a field of churned earth and new growth greenery. Kara lands next to Lena, grinning like she knew Lena had the magic in her all along.

In quiet understanding and gratitude, Lena presses a kiss to the corner of her mouth. Blake and Yang glance at each other at the sight, blushing-- but their fingers hook together anyway.

"Come on," Lena says. "It's time to go home."

[juanarc-thethird]

Valentine's Day letter from Jessica Cruz

Valentine's Day letters. (Jessica Cruz)

Jaune: Hey, Jessica sent me a Valentine's letter! How did she get this here?

He opens the letter and says:

"We both live far apart, in distant universes to be precise. But every night I think about the past, And I can't stop lusting for your cock in my ass."

Jaune: *Red* How can someone so small be such a pervert?

[novankenn]

Arc family Au: What if Harley goes to meet Jacques after Weiss starts dating Utena? (Also Weiss and Utena truly like each other right? Brainwashing and torture seem a bit much for a funny series.)

Yes, Weiss and Utena actually do like/love each other. There is no brainwashing, though there is some "sexual torture" as Utena is a Sadist... and Weiss is a masochistic switch, but it is all consensual, and the aftercare activities make even Blake blush.

/==/

Weiss and Utena had arrived at the Schnee manor in Atlas. Even though their relationship is new, and rather unique, Weiss wants to introduce Utena to her family, and MAYBE make their union more permanent.

Utena: Are you sure about this Schnee-kums?

Weiss: I've met your family, so it's only fair you meet mine. They'll love just as I do, I promise.

Utena: (purring) I love you too, Schnee-kums.

The pair share a quick kiss, that ends up interrupted.

Jacques: Despicable.

Willow: Jacques please. Our daughter had returned to introduce us to someone that makes her...

Jacques: She's below Weiss station. More importantly below ours!

Weiss: Um, Father. Mother I'd like to introduce you to someone very important and special to me... Utena Arc.

Jacques: (Scoffs)

Willow: It's a pleasure to meet you Utena. My name is Willow, I'm Weiss' mother. The dour and RUDE gentleman beside me is Weiss' father, Jacques.

Utena: It's a pleasure to meet both of you. Weiss has told me much about you.

Weiss: Mother. Father. I wish to ask...

Jacques: No, you shall not tie yourself to this... degenerate, nor that despicable family.

Willow: Jacques, please! She obviously makes Weiss hap...

Jacques: (Sneering) Happiness means nothing. You should know that better than anyone... Willow.

Weiss: But...

Utena: ...

????: Are you insulting my babies?

Utena & Weiss: Mama!

Jacques: Who might you...

Mama (Harley Quinn) Arc: My babies just introduced me, but seeing as you're a little hard of hearing... or dim... I'm Harley Arc... their mama.

Willow: Their mama? But I'm Weiss' ...

Mama Arc: They are together, happy, and in love... that makes them MY babies.

Willow: ...

Jacques: Listen here you...

Mama Arc: Utena. Weiss.

Utena & Weiss: Yes Mama?

Mama Arc: Take you Mama-in-law somewhere and have a pleasant chat.

Willow: Mama-in-law?

Mama Arc: I need to have a... heart-to-heart with jerkwad...

Jacques: How dare...

Mama Arc: It's not a request...

Wiess and Utena each take Willow by a hand and lead her off. Weiss guiding the way to somewhere more pleasant. They are nearing the sitting room, when...

Jacques: (shrieking) Who are you! Stop that! Security! SECURITY!!

Mama Arc: (singing) I know you know my name... It's Harley "Fucking" (Quinn) ARC!!!

Jacques: But I'm RICH!?!?

Mama Arc: SO? I have a bat!

Jacques: That almost HIT ME!!! SECURITY!!!

Mama Arc: Strike One... damn it!

Jacques: STOP IT! SECURITY!

Mama Arc: CRAP! Strike Two!

Jacques: Watts! Callows! Save me!

Hidden in a room inside a derelict building watching the video feed.

Watt: What do you think?

Tyrian: I'm crazy... but I'm not THAT crazy to take on Mama Arc... she scares me...

[therealmofamorus]

Ask (Crossover-RWBY x DC, Original stud): How is Jessica going to convince Jaune to stop doing NNN?

Jaune lying on his bed weeping hot tears of blood.

"Jess been sending me nudes of her younger and older self to me ever since November started and me doing the NNN challenge." Replied Jaune as his eyes let out another tear of blood down his cheek.