#rules by doja cat

[falling-pixie]

*MEGAMIND RULES SPOILERS*

This has over 7000 views on TikTok and it's only been a day 👀 not my best work but I couldn't resist my love for Evil Queen Roxanne Ritchi 😍🥵 Enjoy

[gulper-eels]

rip bozo

[glassdecanters]

dick grayson aka “my playlist consists of mitski and 80′s rock and i will be performing this medley for you at any times i have my headphones in and you will gradually begin to worry for my mental state”

[yu-huuuu]

Awaaa—

BOOP MEEEEEEEEAAA

i SWEAR that will a boop to everyone i possibly can, AND- boop back everybody who boops me >:).

Let the booping war comence.

[simpingforthemm]

carmen "ouija" aziza edit

rules - doja cat

I fold for her way too easily smh

[spookyhotmess]

Said play with my pussy, but don't play with my emotions

[pastel-kaleesh]

"Said play with my-, but don't play with my emotions" Okay so I wanted to draw one of my older OCs. The Kaleeshi outlaw known as the Blue Flame. I decided to give her a bit of a redesign and I thought it would be cool to do that one scene from the "Rules" music video by Doja Cat where she's licking the milk. Tell me, should I do more music video screencaps with my OCs?

[flowerfieldz]

it's so funny when I'm experiencing the peak of a hyperfixation bc I'm really over here watching videos of drag queens performing the exact same 3 numbers over and over and I am giggling and rolling around and kicking my feet like a schoolgirl with a crush and I also have heart eyes

[gods-favorite-cl0wnboy]

FHUCK, I had no idea there were… that many… *anxious stare* AMELIA EAR HEART… uuuhhhhmmm… Doja… Cat?

I just remembered one of my favorite videos ever I have to post it here

[groovetrill]

Said play with my pussy

But don't play with my emotions (emotions)

If you spend some money

Then maybe I just might fuck ya (fuck ya)

Wanna shake that ass

I'ma do this shit in slow motion (motion)

You got a whole lotta cash

And, n***a, you know I want it (want it)

Play with my pussy

But don't play with my emotions (emotions)

If you spend some money

Then maybe I just might fuck ya (fuck ya)

Wanna shake that ass

I'ma do this shit in slow motion (motion)

You got a whole lotta cash

And, n***a, you know I want it (want it)

Break some bread up, n***a, that butter my biscuit (ha)

You ain't talk money, then really, that's none of my business

I don't even need these lenses (yeah)

20 on 20 my vision (woo)

Bad yellow bitch with her eye on the prize

But n***a, I ain't no minion

Millions, thousands, billions

Bobs on me like Dylan, blondes on me like Hilton

Wendys on me like Williams, shouting, digging

Look at me like I'm alien

Bitch, I'm fucking reptilian

Bitch, bitch, ah

All y'all bitches was wrong

Talkin' 'bout I fell off

You ain't even get on

Bitch, bitch, yah

All y'all bitches is precious

Wait, I meant to say jealous

All y'all bitches is jealous

Bitch, bitch

[quantum1mmortality]

omg uhhhh…

curly giving/receiving head headcanons??…

it’s so generic but I’m on the floor sobbing I’m desperate for more of this man, you’re an incredible writer and I love what you’ve written abt curly so far!!

I want to give this man the most world shattering head he's ever had in his whole life, like soiled sheets and fucking mind boggling orgasms. RIGHT NOW

Tw/cw; Afab!reader, cunnilingus AND filatio!!!! that's all I think

Not proofread

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Receiving

He whimpers.

No but like seriously, he does whimper. He'd be so caught up in the feeling that just slips out, along with him saying your name ofc 🤭

He'd be more of a sheet gripper than a hair gripper. Like I said in my marriage hcs, Curly tries his best to not be rough with you; and in his eyes, gripping onto your hair is being rough.

He mainly thinks that way because he's under the assumption that it hurts you, which he wants no part of. So, he sticks to what he thinks is best for you.

But sometimes he just can't help himself, the pleasure he's feeling overrules his own morals, and he breaks.

So every once in a while, he'll grab a hold of your hair and just.. push you down a little further and hold you there. It isn't his fault, he doesn't mean to! But he feels awful about it in the moment

Once he's finished, he's an incoherent mess. He's so fucked out he can't even form words properly, but after a few minutes he can say "thank you". Why does he thank you? He thinks it's nice; a gentlemanly thing to do.

He'll eventually apologize, just give him a few more minutes to compose himself.

Giving

Curly would be the type of man to constantly want you sitting on his face. And I mean CONSTANTLY.

He'd definitely use it as foreplay all the time. Even if you don't need it, he'll still insist. He probably gets more pleasure from it than you do.

Even though he doesn't want to hurt you, that rule for him doesn't apply when he's eating you out. His hands leave actual MARKS from how hard he's pulling your thighs down while trying to keep you still.

Do you guys remember what doja cat said about big noses? Curly would DEFINITELY position your waist in a way that your clit is resting on his nose. And then he'd use his grip on your thighs to rock you back and forth, as if you're riding it

As you can imagine it doesn't take long to cum after he starts doing that, and he's not letting a single drop go to waste. It's his favorite snack actually, he likes working for what he deserves 🤭

More often than not he'd ask to do it again, but it takes so much energy out of you that you physically can't sit up. It's like he's sucking the life out of you, both literally and metaphorically.

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A/n: Got me holding my breath I've been dreaming of this all night, thinking all the time about you hope that's alright

[vjhero]

Doja Cat - Rules (Official Video)

[weirdo09]

gives me an amazing idea for a idea 🤔

[hysteria-things]

VEGAS

based off of this

𝐩𝐚𝐢𝐫𝐢𝐧𝐠: dom!chris x fem!reader

𝐬𝐮𝐦𝐦𝐚𝐫𝐲: while on a trip with chris in vegas, you get a little too excited when you see his new instagram post. you just can’t help yourself.

𝐰𝐚𝐫𝐧𝐢𝐧𝐠𝐬: SMUT, swearing, teasing, masturbation (female), spanking, p in v, slight choking, hair gripping, semi-public, making out

𝐰𝐨𝐫𝐝 𝐜𝐨𝐮𝐧𝐭: 1,029

𝐚𝐮𝐭𝐡𝐨𝐫’𝐬 𝐧𝐨𝐭𝐞: chat i have mixed feelings about this one😔

❝i’m losing my patience, this ain’t staying in vegas!❞

⋆⁺₊⋆ ❦ ⋆⁺₊⋆

this kid. he has to be doing this shit on purpose now, and nothing pisses you off more. he thinks he’s so fucking clever.

for context, matt and chris came to vegas for justin’s big poker game. you decided to tag along, but currently, the three of them are downstairs in the hotel common area to hang out. wanting to give the boys their own time, you stayed in the suite.

you’re sitting on one of the chairs on the balcony enjoying the city sounds and the night sky until your boyfriend decides to do this.

ah, the rule. it’s simple, yet impossible at the same time. chris set it a while ago when you were acting like a brat, and it stuck from that day on. if you break it, you’ll get punished.

RULE ONE: never touch yourself when he’s not there.

let’s face it. you had your hand down your pants the moment you saw that photo.

not caring if people around can hear or see you, your fingers slide in and out of your dripping hole with ease. you make sure to capture it all, the squelching noise and your moans getting louder the faster your movements go. “chris.” you whine, wishing they were his hands instead of yours.

the shake in your legs gets tenser the closer your high gets. “going to cum for you.” you moan into the phone, biting your lip to silence the scream you want to set free. it doesn’t take long for you to make a mess of your digits, exhaling from relief. you don’t hesitate to send the video to him.

heart beating in anticipation, you hear the front door shut not even minutes after the last message. all you do is stare into space and patiently wait for the person you need most to come outside.

his footsteps get closer before the sliding door opens and closes, your innocent-looking eyes finally meeting his as he walks in front of you. he crosses his arms without saying a word, and you spread your legs to show what he does to you. he licks his teeth, admiring the mess sitting between your thighs.

a trail of cum connects from your pussy to a small puddle beneath you on the chair. from the slickness, it’s practically begging for chris’s cock to abuse your insides.

in the blink of an eye, he grabs your calves to pull you to him. you gasp, him cupping your ass to lift you over his shoulder. he gives you one… two spanks before setting you down against the railing.

pressing hard against your clit with his thumb, he moves it in fast circles. “no teasing, please.” you protest, lolling your head back with a moan.

“you’re the one to tell me to not tease?” he scoffs, now moving his thumb slower up and down. “you’re lucky i’m going easy on you tonight.”

looking down ashamed, his hand wraps around your neck, pulling you in for a sloppy kiss. your tongues intertwine, the noise wet. chris swallows your sounds of pleasure.

lips travel down to your neck, licking and biting at your skin. not hard enough to leave a mark, but enough to drive you crazy. the erection in his pants nudges at your clit, not helping with the sensation you already have there. his breath is hot on your ear, teeth nibbling at the lobe. “turn around.”

when you do, he grips your hair to bend you over the cold steel, lifting his shirt that you’re wearing. you look down at the pedestrians below, who are completely oblivious to the actions happening above them. cars drive by, some horns honking in the distance.

chris’s pants bunch up on the floor when they meet it, aligning himself at where you are desperate. you gasp when you feel his dick stretch your walls, wrapping tightly around him.

before he’s about to thrust into you, you decide to take matters into your own hands. your hips move up and down, fucking yourself on his cock as you grip tightly on the surface in front of you.

groaning contently, he rests his free hand on the small of your back, giving you a spank here and there. licking his lips, he doesn’t take his eyes off the way you bounce back against his pelvis. the way your ass recoils is mesmerizing.

your moans are soft, lids fluttering closed when your legs start to tremble. because of that, you can barely move yourself anymore. then, you feel a hand wrap around the front of your throat once again, lifting your head to rest on a shoulder. “what were you thinking about, hm?” chris asks, thumb grazing your cheek. “what made you cum that hard?”

eyes opening, you shake your head. his hips thrust slowly, hitting that spot nice and deep. “you’re just so handsome.” you whisper, tears glazing your orbs.

his thrusts get more brutal when he kisses you, silent screams leaving your mouth. clicking his tongue, he leaves a smack on your ass. the stinging makes you accidentally cry out before stopping yourself.

he chuckles. “don’t be shy. let everybody know whose cock you’re screaming on.”

your moans get louder the more he hits your g-spot. you take a look down — where you could’ve sworn you made eye contact with a passerby.

the grip on your hair tightens, his dick throbbing against your clenching walls. you’re about to cum, and he’s not far behind you. the speed of his hips has you on your tippy toes, whimpering loud into the las vegas air. “i’m cumming. fuck, i’m cumming!” you squeal, making a mess down his base.

pulling out, your fluids drip down your legs, chris painting your back white. he lets go of your entire body, immediately almost falling to the ground if the railing wasn’t holding you up. you lean your head over it, trying to catch your breath. he smirks at the view.

after all, he’s been with you long enough to know what your cycle is like. perhaps he did make that instagram post on purpose; just for you. knowing that you’d cave. oh, well.

𝐭𝐚𝐠 𝐥𝐢𝐬𝐭!

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[hoodreader]

𝒢𝒪𝒪𝒟 𝒟𝒜𝒩𝒞𝐸𝑅𝒮

dance is ruled by venus ( taurus ) and neptune ( pisces ), but i’d also extend to the moon, as moon rules rhythms. i’d add the sun for general performance capabilities. honorary mention, mars, as dance is physical. first and fifth house are read for the body and expression, respectively.

♡ ྀིྀིྀིྀིྀིྀིྀིྀི any sort of venus / mars / sun / moon combination usually produces someone who can dance well. so inner planets, stelliums, asc, chart ruler, tenth, or significant aspects

fka twigs ( first house sagittarius moon + mars combines moon and mars )

doja cat ( first house libra sun combines sun + venus )

megan thee stallion ( first house in taurus, leo moon and mars. combines venus, sun, moon, and mars )

♡ ྀིྀིྀིྀིྀིྀིྀིྀི fifth house with venus, moon, or neptune >

me fifth scorpio moon ( bwahaha )

♡ ྀིྀིྀིྀིྀིྀིྀིྀི sag placements ( especially mars + venus ) make such good dancers, in my opinion.

doja cat ( sag mars )

fka twigs ( sag moon, mars, and rising )

rihanna ( sag mars )

tina turner ( sag venus )

aaliyah ( sag venus )

♡ ྀིྀིྀིྀིྀིྀིྀིྀི if not sag in particular, fire sign mars ( and venus ) period really be eating.

tyla ( aries mars )

megan thee stallion ( leo mars )

beyoncé ( leo mars )

♡ ྀིྀིྀིྀིྀིྀིྀིྀི neptunians and pisceans make such great dancers, bc of venus’ exalt in pisces. there’s a vulnerability and fluidity they possess that makes their dance beautiful

tina turner ( pisces mars )

isisalchemy ( pisces venus )