#and their number that has alien superstar going into pure/honey
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it's so funny when I'm experiencing the peak of a hyperfixation bc I'm really over here watching videos of drag queens performing the exact same 3 numbers over and over and I am giggling and rolling around and kicking my feet like a schoolgirl with a crush and I also have heart eyes
#j.ax: *exists*#me watching vids of them: wow they are the coolest person in the entire world wowoooooow *mouse noises*#also it is not to say that they have repetitive numbers. not at all#they're going all over the place right now so of course the numbers they're doing will be their staples#so that means their doja cat number (rules into say so)#their we.ed girl number (spoken word mixed with a few songs- most notably mary jane holland)#and their number that has alien superstar going into pure/honey#am I complaining? OF COURSE NOT#I finally got a full vid of we.ed girl a few days ago and I am on cloud nine IT IS SO FRICKING FUNNY#I'm censoring that bc I don't want the we.ed blogs finding my posts again
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I FORGOT SOMETHING...
Yes, I realized in the NIGht I forgot something. Trust I remembered when I made the post and thought I wrote it but then remembered I didn't by NIGHT.
I WAS GOIGN TO FIX IT:
God: Leave it Me: Oh 🧐, I did have a vision about that back in June/JUly last year...hmmm 🤔
So I BET the question AROUND is:
WHAT WILL I DO if NOTHING happens?
I would say: WHAT KIND FUCKING QUESTION IS THAT?
I'm Jamaican. I answer questions with questions. lol.
I AM STILL ME. LIKE the point of EVERYTHING is that DANIELLE... is FUCKING AMAZING. (Yes I spoke about myself in 3rd person.) I could do ANYTHING. I could get a wealthy man and make him WAY wealthier. I could continue to use my POWER (that shit ain't going anywhere, you can't take it from me nor can I hide it) and use it for good, evil, selfish reasons or more. Well I know myself, evil doesn't appeal to me and selfishness is gross so...
Anyway:
I'm one of one. I'm FUCKING NUMBER ONE. I'm the ONLY one. I could use so many Beyonce songs to CARRY MY POINT HOME of how I'm that girl, the ALIEN SUPERSTAR and PURE/HONEY.
Or I simply DIE.. Which would be AMAZING. I'VE BEEN TIRED of this world LONG TIME AGO. I wouldn't kill myself, (because I am too much of a fighter inside and out. I can't even go on food fast unless God says so. Cause My body when its hungry CANNOT be ignored. Trust me. I've tried. Then forgot I was on a fast and boom food.)
BUT GOD might kill me after I done fight him calling him powerless and preach about it like these Adventists preach about the 2nd coming. Use ALL I've not received as EVIDENCE
Then again God is saying as I type that I'm his fucking flashlight and I light the way for BETTER. So guess who ain't dying.
KMT 🙄*eye roll*🙄
Now I'm PISSED off. Cause I CANNOT with this shit ANYMORE. Cause I would continue to be in the problems if the promises aren't delivered.
What I'm talking about. If shit continues as it is, my parents with their controlling shit. NO things will NEVER return to the BS of the past. Why? I LOUD up the bullshit too loud, this so called "CARE and LOVE" they telling people is a performance to show to people around that they care. MY parents NEVER bought me a fucking smart phone before. Even when i asked for a loan when I needed it to cause I worked at a. restaurant a city away and finished at 9 pm and reach home at 11 at night and need to make sure I could call. My father said to take a FUCKING LOAN. I asked for a cheap Motorola at the time. But NOW they did. So to others, "see they CARE and love you getting it all now." What they don't know is the phone is strategically bought. The bought a cheap Chinese hackable phone so he can MONITOR and CONTROL my phone/me. They ALREADY have 2 extra phones they could give me. A iPhone (that my aunt took the night my Grandmother died) and a pixel (my father bought the latest one for himself and already has an old one he only use now to get unlimited Google photos storage). Two of the harder hackable phones. BUT NO. So the public "they CARE. They buy so many snacks and visit and sacrifice SOOOO MUCH. See Danielle can't say shit."
When in reality is it's all to shut me up and a FUCKING PERFORMANCE. DO you know who I got my acting skill from? My fucking FATHER. He's very Theatric. Don't let my mother's quietness fool you. She has the subtleness needed for TV. TRUST ME.
If it's not the promises or DEATH.
THIS IS NOT a LIFE.
If they were to do ANYTHING else would be the FUCKING promise because they would want to correct the past and show that I am trustworthy and kind as they ALREADY FUCKING KNOW. So granting the 12.5 acres knowing I would allow them ALL access. And give me whatever I ask because they ALREADY KNOW I have a fucking conscience, business-minded, independent so will try to make the money return back much more from using it, responsible and KIND. So it would be to aid someone else too.
KMFT
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this is for beyonce enjoyers ONLY
[the rest of yall can stand guard or smth idk but u have to be #REAL to consume this piece of media!]
i just wanted to come on here and let y'all know that mammon has actually had virgo's groove on repeat since it dropped and no one in the devildom has had a single ounce of peace. he fully believes he is beyonce's chosen. he refuses to listen to reason. he really needed this win. if it helps, there are intermittent bursts of energy and break my soul. but you're gonna have to give him a few more weeks before he listens to anything else. his vibe is unkillable right now, sorry to say.
while i'm here, i would also like to inform everyone that barbatos has not turned the album off at all; he actually keeps it on a loop for emotional, moral, spiritual, and physical support, something that only beyonce can provide in these trying times. solomon and asmo tried to invite him to their private listening party but he has a ritual every time beyonce releases and he needs to perform it by himself. his favorite is "america has a problem" because that's exactly how he tells dia, "no." ;; he actually cannot rank the rest of the album, do not ever ask him for a second favorite. it's alien superstar. category: sex-y Bitch, HE'S THE BAR! [bonus: when he realized That Man wasn't on the album, he actually opened a bottle of demonus just for himself.]
so the opening monologue in alien superstar actually plays in lucifer's head whenever he gets ready. that's just true. he listens to beyonce holding herself in the Highest regard and applies it to himself because who's gonna tell him it doesn't apply. he IS that girl, MOVE! speaking of move, that's his second favorite song off the album. something about "move move move move, yeah you gotta move move—" really speaks to him [because that's what he thinks as he's walking literally anywhere with a lot of people. if he doesn't know anything at all he knows every1 better move out his way!]
dia's favorite is move as well because . he's the Prince . it is engrained into devildom customs that everyone has to move out of his way. as far as he's concerned ms carter made that song for him. and when she says "me and my girlfriends, came out to play" ? do not. do Not. that line is about him, lucifer and barb like WHAT. [bonus: his second favorite song is cuff it because he luvs a little feel good song, esp one about a night on the TOWN! also he sings "can i sit on top of you" directly to lucifer it's true it's- [GUNSHOTS]
levi won't admit it but he did listen to the album in private because he understands that he would be the worst kind of loser if he refused to listen to beyonce. his number one is cozy because singing it to himself enough does help him feel a little more comfortable being himself it's chrew it's the feel good beyonce effect! his second favorite is virgo's groove, but he thinks virgos absolutely did not deserve it. if he's being honest, barb deserved it; it should've been leo's groove, and he'll say it whenever he gets the chance but he still shakes ass trust and believe that.
satan's favorite is thique. don't ask him questions about it, her lower register does something to him mentally. his second favorite is he listened to the album on his own as well, and called barbatos as soon as he was done, just to say, "she's done it again." and the two of them met up immediately to listen to it together [they've been doing this since self-titled]. barb had him practice his club dancing again. [no, i'm never gonna let that go because why is barb such a menace and sexy abt it like MOVE!]
asmo has not let go of alien superstar or pure/honey. he refuses to turn them off. beyonce said "category: sex-y bitch, i'm the bar" and it was like she planted something in his brain. that woman said "bad bitches, to the left. money bitches, to the right. you could be both, meet in the middle, dance all night." and it was like she took half of his soul and bottled it to keep. he has a favorite song for every single scenario; alien superstar for when he's getting ready for school, pure/honey for when he's getting ready to go Out, thique for when he's getting ready to go see solomon -
so belphie heard "MOVE OUT DE WEY" and sat up in bed. like i was there and i watched it happen. beel can confirm because he was also at the listening party. he hasn't turned this album off either, quiet as he keeps it. it's all he plays in his headphones; he really does think beyonce laced it with something and that he's been enchanted [made worse by the fact that he does not care that he hasn't listened to anything else in weeks].
beel was actually eating during the listening party [so he could be in top form for beyonce] and then "flip-flop, flippy, flip-floppin' ass BITCH!" actually made him stop chewing. belphie can confirm. he is also very partial to thique because . come on . come On. he keeps thique, pure/honey, heated, and alien superstar on a loop whenever he works out; he has no room for anything else it's true. something about "all my pretty boys to the floor," "category: sex-y bitch, i'm the bar" and "ass gettin' bigger" really just . does something to him when he's in the weight room. no one has come within 20 feet of him while he works out since this album dropped.
solomon's favorite is all up in your mind. yes he thinks about lucifer whenever he plays it, which is 10 times a day. you know, he really just . feels like ms carter was reaching out to him with that one, like she knew what he goes through every day with lucifer because, really . all he wants to do is be in lucifer's mind and lucifer barely gives him the time of day >:[ . [bonus: solomon's second fave is move; asmo saw his eyes when beyonce said "me and my girlfriends, came out to play" and can confirm that move legitimately turned solomon into a pure-blooded demon for the duration of that line]
simeon's favorite is plastic off the sofa </3 . i literally don't even wanna write any notes like everything speaks for itself u just have to feel it to get it. no but he really likes her softer songs it's true he told me; he likes to listen to it on a loop while he cleans and makes dinner. [bonus: he was the last person to listen to the album [listened two days after drop], so mammon sent him church girl and told him he'd like it, as an incentive to make him listen to all of it. simeon was . Not expecting a song called church girl to sound like that, but it's his second favorite song on the album . don't tell mammon . his third favorite is virgo's groove. Do Not Tell Mammon .]
bonus : if you share a favorite song with any of these men it means your souls are holding hands. so if u share a top song with anyone other than your favorite man it's time to reconsider who your favorite man is
bonus bonus: luke is not allowed to listen to this album because it is for grown people. luke actually isn't allowed to listen to anything that doesn't have a kids version. he isn't even allowed to listen to single ladies yall it's bad 4 him!
#obey me headcanons#obey me mammon#obey me barbatos#obey me lucifer#obey me#obey me dia#obey me levi#obey me satan#obey me asmo#obey me solomon#obey me simeon#obey me beel#obey me belphie#obey me imagines
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