#rufus bill and ted

[ria-coolgirl]

And if you want to watch it, it’s on YouTube for free! 💙❤️🎸

This post is to commemorate that

I've

Finally Found

The BILL AND TED CARTOON

And it's glorious and bogus and excellent and I still can't believe Alex Winter and Keanu Reeves spent time of their lives recording this.

Like for a few weeks or days or whatever in 1990 these two amazing idiots were in a booth somewhere recording their lines only to never acknowledge ever again.

I love that.

Also like George Carlin also features as Rufus. And in the second episode they have Rufus buy a George Carlin LP.

It's so wyld to me. And they never fucking mention it again. I love it.

Edit: I looked it up and LITLE RICHARD plays himself on the second episode and I don't think I'll ever get over that.

[tillandbed-travelingvlog]

bill and ted imprisoned on alcatraz island

bill and ted are imprisoned in alcatraz! oh no!

[serialbxwl]

labradoodle mix bill and saluki ted r dating confirmed i was the cashier ringing up their slushies at the circle k they frequent

bonus:

[nerds-yearbook]

In 1805, Napoleon was accidentally picked up by Time Travelers Bill and Ted and dropped off in 1988. While the time travelers were picking up other historical figures Billy the Kid, Socrates, Sigmund Freud, Beethoven, Joan of Arc, Genghis Kahn, and Abraham Lincoln, Napoleon spent his time bowling, eating ice cream and going to a water park in San Dimas, CA (Bill and Ted’s Excellent Adventure, Flm)

[legitimatesatanspawn]

You know, Keanu Reeves kind of fits Shadow as a VA. I could go on about John Wick and Neo and honestly, I wouldn't be entirely wrong. They're the "cool badass" roles he's played (although we did see Neo before he got ultimate powers), and definitely the kind of voices Shadow would be doing while snarling about fakers.

But there's one role that when you apply it to the timeline is way too funny: Ted from Bill And Ted's Excellent Adventure.

Pre-GUN attack on the ARK Shadow, or Happy Baby Shadow, now sounds like a SoCal surfer dude to me.

[its-a-hare-pom-pom]

Bill and Ted the musical WHENNNNN

[gelarshiesprofruitboarder]

the difference between the first and second bill and ted movies is so funny like. the first ones just like "oh they have to time travel to do their history report! isnt that wacky" and then the second ones like "youre in the future. here they are. theyre evil robots?? now theyre dead. hell is real. gods there for a bit??? also theres aliens. now theyre fighting and theres 6 of them. this guy wants to take over the world oh nevermind hes gone now. now theyre old and have kids i guess. world peace has been achieved through a single mideast(?) usa wyld stallyns tour. death is here too hi death." like what

[differentsublimephantom]

Bill and Ted’s Excellent Adventure, Back to the Future, and Ferris Bueller’s Day Off deserve a crossover. LIKE- try and tell me that Captain Logan, Ed Rooney, and Marty’s principal (forgot his name, the one who says Marty’s a disappointment) wouldn’t get along!! And Bill, Ted, Marty, and Ferris would totally be friends. Marty teacher B&T to play guitar, Ferris sings. The princesses, Jenifer, and Jenie tease the boys when they mess up, and cheer when they actually get through playing a song. Rufus and Doc fall in love. Everyone loves Einstein (the dog not the historical figure).

[evilhorse]

Bill and Ted’s Excellent Adventure ad from November 1989

[mannytoodope]

Ted: Whoa!

Both: Not bad.

Rufus: Greetings, my excellent friends.

Ted: Do you know when the Mongols ruled China?

Rufus: Well, perhaps we could ask them. Bill S. Preston, Esquire, and Ted Theodore Logan. Gentlemen, I'm here to help you with your history report.

Ted: What?

Bill: How?

Rufus: I hate that part.

Ted: Bill?

Bill: What?

Ted: Strange things are afoot at the Circle K.

[mycroftholmesian]

Happy 35th to Bill and Ted’s Excellent Adventure!! Party on Dudes!!

[alecsv]

[ted-calling-orson]

Didar brainrot winning rn I gotta fight the urge to make another au help me

[nerds-yearbook]

In 1879, Billy the Kid got in a bar fight after cheating at poker. He was aided by two teens who turnned out to be time travelers. He became their right hand man as they went through time picking up historical figures and he took a particular shine to Socrates. Then Billy the Kid and the historical figures Napoleon, Socrates, Sigmund Freud, Beethoven, Joan of Arc, Genghis Kahn, and Abraham Lincoln are brought to 1988 to spent the day in San Dimas, CA (Bill and Ted’s Excellent Adventure, Flm)