#rufian

[carabanchelnet]

CAMARADA! Esto ha pasado hace un rato. Video publicado por Gabriel Rufián @gabrielrufian

[depuertoplata-blog]

Gabriel Rufián, (GR) "Vivir y Comer en España cada día mas difícil" "hay que topar precios"

[completementperdu]

Todos los dias pienso que quiero adoptar un gato negro, apenas me mude seguro lo haga.

[xekah]

RC

[haystarlight]

What if mlp characters had Tumblr

🌟 smartypants Follow

I have a princess conference in the morning but that won't stop me from staying up till 3 am on AO3. Mama needs her bedtime stories

🐉 ogres&oubliettesenthusiast Follow

OP go to sleep or I will eat your crown

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🎈 smilesmilesmile Follow

All of you are like "would you fuck your clone?" hypothetically but, in practice, clones are too dumb to give consent and that's the real reason why I didn't sleep with any of my clones when I had the chance

🎈 totally-not-a-clone Follow

OP you still have a chance

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✨ great&powerful Follow

It's always "take off the evil amulet! it's corrupting your mind!" and never "oh! you look so pretty in your new amulet!"

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Celestia forbid ladies do anything

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😏 sexiestvillaintournament Follow

🦋 Id-like-to-be-a-tree Follow

Um, would you guys please stop voting for my boyfriend?

🌪️ whatfunisthereinmakingsense Follow

I take it as a compliment

🌘 I-have-loved-you-for-a-thousand-years Follow

I am offended

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🍎 cmc-omc Follow

Y'all know how some families got a gay cousin and all 'em other cousins are straight? Well mah family's the opposite. Ah don't even think we got a straight cousin!

🍎 cmc-omc Follow

Mah sister says we have to assimilate other ponies into our family so the family name don't die out. She would do numbers here

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GUYS I'M SO SORRY FOR THE DELAYS

I've just been on the hospital (again) cause I got zapped by lightning (again)

But I promise I'll update my Daring Do/Reader fic as soon as I can! Thanks for the patience, love you guys!

🌟 smartypants Follow

It's okay, take your time! I'll just reread the old chapters in the meantime

🐉 ogre&oubliettesenthusiast Follow

NO!!! YOU WILL GO TO SLEEP!!!

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💎 chicunique&maginifique Follow

"how are you so good at fashion" well you'd be an expert in fashion too if you'd spent 20 years in the closet

🔔 professional-theatre-filly Follow

My sister in Celestia that closet was made of glass

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🌘 I-have-loved-you-for-a-thousand-years Follow

Nothing like coming back from exhile just to find your bedroom was replaced by a whole ass forest

Some people have no respect for others belongings

☀️ cake.by.the.ocean Follow

I don't control the growing of the magical forest, bitch

🌘 I-have-loved-you-for-a-thousand-years Follow

Rude

☀️ cake.by.the.ocean Follow

Don't think I forgot about that time in 500 B.E. that you stole my ice cream

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You can't hurt me I have mommy AND daddy issues I'm unstoppable

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OP do you need me to adopt you

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I would love that actually

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💎 chicunique&magnifique Follow

*levitates my cat out of the way so I can use the sewing machine, which I need for my job*

my cat: YOU LIFT OPALESCENCE?!?!???! YOU LIFT HER WITH YOUR WICKED SORCERY?!??!!!! YOU ASSERT CONTROL OVER HER WITH YOUR MAGIC?!?!??! OHHHHH!!! MOTHER IS EVIL!!!!!

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I agree with the cat

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Girlfriend is out of town all week so I'm gonna dye my mane and tail green

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WHY WOULD YOU DO SUCH A THING

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She's all my self control

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🌘 I-have-loved-you-for-a-thousand-years Follow

Back in my day we tagged our fanfiction properly. There's a difference between / and & you rufians

☀️ cake.by.the.ocean Follow

Shut up old lady

🌘 I-have-loved-you-for-a-thousand-years Follow

YOU'RE OLDER THAN ME

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🩵 girlboss Follow

Sure, sex is great but does *your* husband help you check all your shipping fanfiction for grammar errors? Didn't think so

💎 chicunique&magnifique Follow

She's everything, he's just Ken

🛡️ malewife Follow

Happy to be of service 🫡

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[francvz]

# área de bebidas🍷

' por favor dime la verdad. ' vocablos son dirigidos a contraparte, la primera persona que se cruza por mirada. ' yo sé que todos los globos que colgué hace unos minutos no desaparecieron por sí solos, algo o alguien tuvo que habérselos llevado. ' comienza a elaborar misterio, su timbre resonando con severidad propia de costumbre profesional. ' ¿de casualidad estuviste presente en la escena del crimen? — sospecho de un grupo de rufianes, estoy reuniendo testigos. '

[jartita-me-teneis]

@SisuMisu3

Rufian hunde al PP de Mazón y Feijoó por la Dana. Te podrá caer mejor o peor pero la realidad es que dice toda la verdad. Grande Rufián que gran orador eres, si señor. Si no existiera habría que inventarlo.

@gabrielrufian

[lilycocaine]

Su gusto por rufianes se le nota en el eye-liner.

[kiame-sama]

Lonely- (Platonic yandere! Ozzie x Syren)

Warnings; lonely imp, rules of hell, unfair treatment, real talk, Ozzie actually cares quite a lot, Ozzie is more of a platonic yandere in this,

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"Come in, Ren. Take a seat, relax, okay?"

The pink imp did as she was told, already ready for whatever assignment her King may have for her. Such was the way of the bloodline imp. Should the sin they serve require anything, it will be retrieved in their name by their bloodline imp.

"Thank you, Ozzie."

The King of lust had noticed that his faithful bloodline imp seemed more down than usual and he wanted to know how to help. Though Syren was an imp and of far lower station than Ozzie, he cared about her more than he likely should. She had been his loyal confidant for so long that he felt there should be no secrets kept between them as she had helped him at his worst and hyped him up at his best.

"Ren, you know you can tell me anything, right?"

"... Yes, Sir."

"I'm being serious."

"... I know, Sir."

Ozzie let out a sigh, already knowing that getting information from the lovely imp was going to be a process. She was trained to serve Him and His needs, not have needs of her own. It was looked down upon for a bloodline imp to concern themselves with anything other than their master, even when it came to their own feelings.

"Ren, Fizzy and I have been worried about you. You're not acting like yourself and we want to help you."

"There is nothing wrong with me, your Highness."

"Okay, let me rephrase. I have noticed you are more withdrawn and sad. I don't want you to be sad, so I want to help you fix it. I want to know what is bothering you so I can help. I need you to tell me what is upsetting you."

There was a long moment of silence as the bloodline imp slightly curled her lip into a grimace, seeming like even she did not want to talk about whatever was bothering her. Perhaps it was a difficult topic and perhaps it was the way she was raised, but it was clear to Ozzie that Syren was not going to give the information he wanted easily. It was so unusual to every other time he had spoken to her, as she was always forthcoming with information and thoughts. Odds are, Syren was so uncomfortable because she was the topic at hand and rarely ever spoke of herself.

"I... Am lonely. Not in the sense that I want the company of a friend, but in the sense that I long for... Companionship. Courtship."

"Is that all? Ren, honey, you could have just told me. You have my permission to find someone for you to cuddle up to whenever you want."

"It isn't that easy, Highness."

"How so?"

"I- Blood-line imps are untouchables. No imp, human-born demon, succubus, Hell-hound, Goetia, or any other denizen of Hell would touch a blood-line imp. We are not imps the same way others may be. We are royal servants, and others wouldn't dare approach or try to seduce one without fear of the sin relating."

Syren sighed, her eyes seeming glassy as she firmly kept her emotions contained, trying to find the proper words to speak with her King. Ozzie, on the other hand, knew that Syren was right and saw the way his own demons avoided her like a plague.

"Until you choose another blood-line imp for me to breed my replacement, It is likely I will remain 'lonely'. We are born into service, my King, not chosen for it. We are bred to be what our sin wants and we are expected to have no wants of our own. The only creature to show interest in me is highness Fizzarolli's kidnapper, and I refuse to let such a rufian anywhere near either of you. To be alone until presented with a chosen breeding partner of your choice is my burden to bear, not yours, Highness. I'll be fine."

Ozzie felt honest pain at the resignation in his dear friend's voice, wanting to tell her she was wrong and someone was out there waiting for her. The truth was that she was right, and other demons avoided her because of her ties to Him.

"... I'm going to contact the other Sins, see if there is a good match for you out there. Even if there isn't, I will find someone to meet your approval. Lust shouldn't be about force, but something to be earned and enjoyed, and I want you to have someone in your life you can enjoy."

[carabanchelnet]

RUFIAN ANDALUCIA Eres maravilloso, no hay quien te calle. @gabrielrufian Un lider político muy inteligente,el mejor de España. Juanma Moreno esto va por tí.En Andalucia hay caciques.Bravo 👏👏👏👏👏👏 Video publicado por SisuMisu🔻@SisuMisu3

[scrumptiouslytooarcade-blog]

(En español porque me resulta más gracioso)

Burning Spice: ¿¡A dónde crees que vas jovencito!?

Wild Cayenna (Herald of War): ¡A dónde el quiera!

Burning Spice: TE PROHIBO QUE SALGAS CON ESE QUESOSO!!

Wild Cayenna: Pero papá lo amo... ;n;

Burning Spice: . . . ¡A tu habitación!

Wild Cayenna: ¡SI YA NI SIQUIERA VIVO AQUI!

Burning Spice: Bueno...Eeeh...¡¡A TU ANTIGUA HABITACIÓN!! ¡¡LA QUE NUTMEG TIGER CONVIRTIÓ EN UNA SALA DE RELAJACIÓN PARA MI (sin mi autorización)!!

Wild Cayenna: *se va llorando dramáticamente*

Burning Spice: *sale enojado* ¡¡SAL DE MI TEMPLO!! ¡¡RUFIAN SMOKED!! >:C

Wild Cayenna: *desde la ventana** ¡QUESITO! :'v

Smoked Cheese: **en un carro lujoso y futurista con lentes de sol** VOLVERÉ CHILITO!!

(Y que aprendimos hoy? Que Burning Spice odia al pretendiente de su hijo xd

Y que Nutmeg odia tanto a Wild Cayenna que destruyó su habitación y la convirtió en una sala de relación/sauna para Burning Spice...Al menos le dieron su regañiza por tal sacrilegio)

[fateloe]

¡HOY EN 'FATE/AMONG US" PRESENTAMOS...!

¿Quién mató a Keyla?

¡Uno de estos cinco rufianes son sospechosos de haber finiquitado a nuestra querida Ejecutora! ¿¡quién fue!?

Entérate de todo en nuestra comunidad, y por supuesto, ¡registrándote en nuestro foro!

[chicobasura]

El 31 lo paso con éstos rufianes

[xekah]

poio

[crimsonwing]

"And you." my grandma said, looking at Neeley with contempt.

"The nerve. Bringing in my injured grandson and acting like a hero about it, letting this young lady being ganged up for so long! You only intervened because you think you own that stupid grass field!"

"Feh! Why should a man stick his hands for a pair of ruffians! So they can bust my other eye? You would know a thing or two about that, Mandy." Neeley spat back.

"Don't you dare call me that. Like you're even half the man my husband was. Or half the man Thomas already is. Put your paws over him ever again, and you'll know me. "

I was used to my grandmother yelling when she was mad, but the fury in those eyes ran deeper than I ever saw.

"That Neeeley truly is something."

"You don't say! I'm so sorry to drag your family into this, Octavio."

"Pay no mind, that Barton dog has been causing problems lately.

But I wanted to thank your grandson for protecting Rebeca. Why don't you two come to my place?"

--- "Y tu." dijo la Abuela con desprecio. "El descaro. Sintiéndote el héroe arrastrando a mi nieto herido cual vil criminal, ignorando por tanto rato que persiguen a esa pobre niña. ¡Solo interviniste porque crees que ese estúpido prado es tuyo!" "¡Keh! ¿Por qué un hombre habría de meter las manos por un par de rufianes? ¿Para qué me jodan el otro ojo? Deberías saber de esas cosas, Mandy." "No te atrevas a volver a llamarme así. No eres ni la mitad del hombre que era mi esposo. O la mitad del hombre que Thomas ya es. Ponle las pezuñas encima de nuevo, y me vas a conocer." Estaba acostumbrado a oír a mi abuela gritar cuando estaba molesta, pero la profundidad de esa ira jamás la había visto. "Todo un caso ese Neeley." "Y que lo digas. Lamento haber arrastrado a tu familia en este lio, Octavio." "No te preocupes, ese perro de los Barton ya había dado problemas. Pero si quiero agradecerle a tu nieto por proteger a Rebeca. ¿Por qué no vienen a mi casa un rato?"