#ruffles sour cream and onion

[masoncarr2244]

[ratgingi]

puppiest moment . abt to go to get their second round of big puppey shots :-)

[plagueislost]

Your art style tells me… you probably like cheese and onion flavoured crisps

😔

[emmyrosee]

[23:39 pm]

Rolling up into the driveway of your home, Kita smiles, sleepily, as he sees the tv flickering in the window leading into the living room.

He’s told you time and time again that the blinds should be drawn closed for worry of people watching through the windows- you said you’ll be damned before you become ‘that house.’

Call him paranoid, but he’s seen those horror movies with Osamu; it’s been a blessing and a curse.

With a small grunt from his sore back, Shinsuke slowly slips out of his truck and grabs his filled lunch bag in the passenger seat. He doesn’t want to eat after he’s been baking in the sun, but a hearty breakfast and a few protein shakes have been fine with keeping him around.

Although, up until this point, he hasn’t had you to corner him and scold him about it.

Maybe that’s why you’re still awake. Crap.

He fiddles with his engagement ring before he unlocks the door to your home- thank god you at least remembered to lock that- before entering in as quiet as possible in an attempt to not wake you if you were asleep.

To his not-so surprise, you are not asleep, and instead wide awake watching someone on YouTube while scrolling through your phone on tiktok. He tells you all the time that’s bad for your eyes. You do not care.

There’s a face mask smeared on your face and you just look so cozy that he wishes he could’ve been home sooner to curl up with you.

“I’m home,” he says, setting his bag on the hook before coming into the living room to see you. You look up at him from over the couch, chewing the last bit of whatever you were eating before grinning up at him. “What’re you still doing up?”

You offer him a shrug, “wanted to make sure you didn’t eat alone.” You nudge your head to the fridge, “and I know you haven’t been eating when you’ve been coming home, so I really wanted to make sure you had something.”

“I eat plenty when I get home,” he says, chuckling.

“And I think you’re full of it- go shower and I’ll finish off my snack and make you some food.”

“Mm?” He hums, leaning his weight on the armrest to kiss your head. “And what are you eating now?”

“Chips dipped in ice cream,” you mumble around a bite.

“…chips dipped in ice cream?”

“Yeah,” you hum, looking up at him. “I wanted something a little salty, but I knew it would make me want something sweet afterwards, so I figured I’d mix the two.”

“God, I adore you, but that’s feral.”

“And you are scared of innovation.” Despite your tease, you load up a ruffled chip with chocolate ice cream, passing it to him with a sweet smile. “Try it.” He eyes it suspiciously, and you scoff. “You don’t get to judge me on something you’ve never tried, Shinsuke.”

“Have you yet to read Hamlet?”

“Don’t you get me on my own hypocrisy,” you scoff. “Do you want the chip or not?”

He stands up and makes a sour face, but despite this, he extends his hand to take the chip from your fingers. He grimaced before hesitantly plopping the snack on his tongue when you bat your eyelashes at him.

One chew.

So far, so decent.

Two chew.

Okay. Now it’s funky.

Third chew has his jaw slacking in horror while from the couch, you start cackling.

“It tastes like bile,” he grimaces, his face scrunching up while you snort.

“That might be the sour cream part of the sour cream and onion.”

“This is foul,” he gags, quickly making his way to the sink to, quite literally, wash his mouth out. He hears you snickering off into the distance, and even if you have the taste of a sociopath, there’s not another thing he’d change about you.

Everything from your strange little cravings, to the way you stay up for him to reheat some dinner with him,

“What’s that thing called, when you like watching someone in pain and distress?” You ask over the running faucet, and he can practically hear the smirk of sadistic pleasure in your face.

He spits out some of the water pooled in his mouth with a retch, “oh, psychopath.”

You snort and he wipes his mouth on a paper towel, shaking his head before approaching you and capturing you in a kiss.

You pull away with a giggle before pecking him again, “you taste like chocolate ice cream.”

“And you taste like a questionable choice I made when I proposed.”

“And clay?”

He inspects your halfway dried face mask and licks his lips, “yeah. And clay.”

[cainternn]

What is your favorite bag of chips?

lays sour cream and onion or ruffles cheddar and sour cream 🥴

[astarkey]

So I was tagged forever ago by my lovelies @archeryqueen95, and @bloodychamber, that I decided to combine the tag games since they're basically the same thing. Thank you so much for tagging me guys, and I'm so sorry I'm now getting around to doing them! 🙏🏽💖 The last few months have not been so kind to me at all 😔

Last movie: Scandal (1950)

Last show: I Dream of Jeannie

Last song: Pure Morning // Placebo

Song stuck in my head: Foe // Blackmail

Favorite color: Purple and black

Currently reading: Nothing at the moment

Currently watching: Seinfeld, Wellington Paranormal, Dexter's Laboratory, King of the Hill, Garth Marenghi's Darkplace, The Mighty Boosh, The IT Crowd, Sweet Home (even though I'm having a hard time trying to go through this latest season since I stopped halfway into episode 5. Idk how to feel about it 😔), Community, Alice in Borderland and The Wayans Bros.

Next on your to watchlist: Bargain, The Bequeathed, and Shining Vale

Currently consuming: Well I was consuming some Ruffles sour cream & onion chips lol.

Currently craving: Beef lo mein and general tso's chicken from Szechuan, even though I don't think I'm going back there to eat for a while.

Sweet/spicy/savory: Sweet and savory :p

Relationship status: Still single, even though I tried to change that status last year 😣 Still trying this year.

Current obsession: I think the Yakuza series. Like I was obsessed with it's spin-off Judgement series last year, which I guess is in that same universe, and now I got into Yakuza just because I was curious and wanted to know more about the universe since I finished the Judgement games.

3 favorite foods: Mac and cheese, tacos, and cheese pizza.

Last thing you googled: avatar netflix

Dream trip: Take a road trip across the country to go to the west coast. Maybe travel to Spain, France, Italy, or Japan.

Anything I want right now: For my dad to be okay and to make it through another night at the hospital 😔

I'm tagging (no obligations!) @onyxheartbeat, @bonnielass23, @heatherannchristie, @the-highest-most-exalted-one, @eizagonzalezs, @alwaysupatnight, @lilmissuncreative, @astriferias, @georgieharrisons, @musicrunsthroughmysoul, @esteblogsiesp0rn0, @mediumrarefallingcow, @bustedandblue, @camiladnne, @userlestat, @bentcoppers, @weloveachother and anyone else who wants to do this! 💕

[dreamsy990]

kingdom hearts characters as chips

me and @whole-bilk-milk have used our incredible scientific technique for character to chip analysis, and here we present the data for your viewing pleasure

sora - lays wavy original OR sunchips roxas - lays barbecue xion - lays salt and vinegar ventus - lays sour cream and onion vanitas - lays dill pickle. because theres something wrong with him

jiminy - bug chips mickey - cheddar ruffles donald - cheddar cheese quackers goofy - scooby snacks

ansem the wise - unsalted saltines ansem seeker of darkness - slutty vegan maple bbq kettle chips xemnas - unsalted baked kettle chips xehanort - kettle lightly salted chips

kairi - cape cod sea salt and cracked pepper, because it sounds interesting and then you realize its not actually as flavorful as you expected. namine - cape cod sweet mesquite barbecue OR sour cream and onion

riku - ranch pringles. i refuse to explain this. repliku - suspicious stew minecraft pringles OR onion and cream prongles

aqua - takis blue heat. because she is blue, and she is not a corn chip. terra - terra sweet potato. self explanatory terranort - terra bloody mary. more self explanatory

cloud - chex mix, because you dont think that combination of flavors should work but it really does. aerith - cape cod pink himalayan salt and red wine vinegar

axel - takis fuego demyx - funyuns and a bottle of sprite. larxene - tangy pickle doritos marluxia - sal de ibiza la vie en rose (they had roses on the packaging and sound pretentious) vexen - a couple of ice cubes and some salt in a ziplock bag xigbar - krinkle cut salt and pepper chips luxord - a poker chip saix - fun keen moon chips

[thebearer]

the girl dinner series 😭😭 My girl dinner is mini cucumbers and basically an entire bag of sour cream and cheddar ruffles… at least it’s a little healthy

7/10

he appreciates the mini cucumbers but not really bc that's it??? like it's a vegetable which is a halfway win but nothing else? -1 for that.

-1 for it not being a real dinner in his eyes (i told you he'll do it every time)

-1 for sour cream and cheddar bc carmen says sour cream and onion is better lmao. "not even good chips, wow." "these are good chips, carmen." "no fuckin' way."

[breannasfluff]

Worst and best snacks?

Oooo hmmm

Salt and vinegar chips are a crime. Babybell cheese tastes like plastic sadness. All jello should be banned.

Sour cream and onion Ruffles are king. I don’t like them anymore but growing up oatmeal crème pies from Little Debbie’s was the best. Girl Scout Thin Mints kept in the freezer are perfect summer snack.

[emeraldspiral]

We're supposed to have a Halloween potluck on Thursday. I was gonna bring chips, but they didn't have any party size bags of the sour cream & onion Ruffles, which is a crime against humanity. But I found something more seasonally appropriate instead. Caramel apple cookie dough. The package said it makes 12 big cookies so I halved all the dough to make 24 regular cookies and then I added chocolate chips. Because it's not a real cookie without chocolate chips. It's just kinda sweet bread.

[ratgingi]

look at my infants ye all and weep

[mikelogan]

what are your comfort foods, movies, and tv shows?

thanks, robin!!

foods: french onion dip + sour cream and cheddar ruffles, dill pickles, tombstone pepperoni pizza, way too much fast food lmao, and a grilled chicken caesar salad + korean bbq meatballs from noodles and co

movies: i have SO many but most important ones are dirty dancing, princess diaries 1 and 2, cars 1 and 3, moulin rouge, the sound of music, silence of the lambs, mulan, potc 1-3, thg catching fire, the king's speech, kingsman, deadpool 1 and 2, van helsing, leap year, this is 40, alice in wonderland (2010), step brothers, austin powers 1-3, stick it, super troopers, dodgeball, unstoppable, what a girl wants, poseidon (2006), the day after tomorrow, bridget jones 1 and 2, swan princess 1-3, and horrible bosses 2

shows: scrubs, the haunting of hill house, chernobyl hbo, looking hbo, the haunting of bly manor, midnight mass, arrested development s1-3, tvd s1-3, marianne netflix, key & peele, nurse jackie, the office, and friends

anonymously message me (3) things you want to know about me.

[jojos-bizarre-imagines]

om! characters as chips

lucifer: salt and vinegar chips

mammon: takis

levi: ketchup flavored lays

satan: corn chips

asmo: garden salsa sun chips

beel: cheeto puffs

belphie: funyuns

diavolo: flamin hot bbq ruffles

barbatos: sour cream and onion pringles

simeon: cool ranch doritos

solomon: chili cheese fritos

luke: veggie straws

[heartfullofleeches]

Important question: reg ruffles or cheddar and sour cream? Or both?

Sour cream and onion