#rudy headcanons

[roachesbf]

Hey if possible could I get a Bunny Rudy x Jessica rabbit male reader? Where the male reader visit the base cause he misses his hunny bunny very very much while Rudy is thumping really happily seeing the male reader run up to him kissing his face all over like Jessica did in the movie ‘who framed Rodger rabbit’

I do hope this makes sense lol And do please take your time there is no rush at all so please take your time :)

Bunny Rudy X Jessica Rabbit!MaleReader

When you first enter the base it catches almost everyone off guard!! One you dress very differently, and two you hold a different type of confidence to yourself. All the other men whispered amongst themselves on who you were here for and they’d never imagined it’d be sergeant major Rodolfo “Rudy” Parra!! Your hunny bunny missed you as much as you missed him!! The entire time he was impatiently thumping his foot against the ground, his tail wagging around as others tried holding a conversation with him. All Rudy wanted was to be with you yet here he was!! Not with you!! He would complain to Alejandro about how badly he missed you so maaybbee Alejandro pulled a few strings and got you to visit base, anything for his 4lyfer. He’s grunting the entire time, he is not enjoying a single second. His ears are all tense due to his annoyed behavior, until he hears something that clearly doesn’t belong on base…clacking?? Rudy's ears strike up as alert when he recognizes that sound anywhere.

This literally jumps for joy when he sees you, running into your arms as you spin him around!! Rudys immediately scenting you while you smear your red lipstick all over his cute face. It catches almost everyone on guard because one, where did the Rudy from five minutes ago, go. And two, how the hell did he bag you. You’re giggling as he asks you questions between each kiss, did you eat? How have you been sleeping? Is everything okay back home? He gives you a quick little kiss on your nose before being put down. You got him sitting in your lap all the while he’s making jokes that crack you up. Everyones looking at the two of you like they’re hallucinating, asking Alejandro if they know anything about this.

Rudy introduces you to everyone rather quickly, he’s always been excited to talk about you and show you off. You jokingly will slap his arm and then squish his cheeks before giving him another kiss, saying how he’s always flattering you when it comes to other people. He insists it's nothing but the truth and here you are all over again flaunting your amazing love life in front of everyone. He even has you show off your great self defense skills against some of the soldiers on base!! Of course early on in the relationship one of his favorite things to do was showing you how to defend yourself.

You make sure you’re always attached to his hip during your visit. It’s only when he’s gone because he’s forced to do work where you seem to stop acting so lovesick. Without Rudy you seem cold and distant, complete contrast to who you were 10 seconds ago. Everyone tries to talk to you but if it’s not about Rudy then you have no reason to talk to any of the other men at base. When they asked what attracted you to him, the simple answer of “he makes me laugh” confused them even more. When he comes back, he flops onto your lap, your lipstick still stained on his face.

[lunarw0rks]

i need more rudy content 😫🙏🏼

just thinking about rudy being like... the perfect man. in general, and as a partner.

here are some (sfw + gender neutral) headcanons:

the epitome of gentle masculinity.

of course, i'm not downplaying his status/ how intimidating he is in combat. but all blood and bullets aside, he's relatively soft-spoken and reserved. i don't picture him EVER raising his voice at you, even if he's upset.

RUDY is eerily skilled at reading people, probably some form of empath. it's great for soothing you, especially when you're upset or in need of comfort. sometimes he knows what you need before you do.

he's so romantic, it's almost nauseating. but he's not a hopeless one. to him, it's second nature to keep the relationship full of love, support, etc. none of it is null and void. to him, all the sappy gestures really, and truly, matter.

scheduled movie nights. routine, home-cooked dinners. getaways to the spacey guestroom at Alejandro's ranch. cheesy polaroids in his wallet. his wedding band put on a chain and worn as a necklace, to keep it from being lost at work.

[snootlestheangel]

141 And Friends Allergy Headcanons

I've been convinced to post more of my own headcanon stuff and this is where I choose to start

Captain Price : severely allergic to cats, somewhat allergic to pears. I am such a cat person and this breaks my heart but something about this man when you really look at him screams "cannot be near a cat or I will die" to me.

Ghost: Thought he had no allergies until one time they had to move through a patch of poison ivy. That shit gave him such a mean rash that lasted too long for comfort. Also allergic to the adhesive on normal band-aids. If he leaves one on too long he'll break out into a rash. Yes, I speak from experience.

Soap: So many like pollen, dust type allergies so during the spring/fall where those are in plethora, it isn't uncommon to see him just pounding back all the allergy meds. Not enough to affect his work, but enough to make him miserable enough that he's annoying

Gaz: Baby wants to eat gluten so bad but it makes his tummy hurt :( . Also has some weird, like never heard of allergies like being allergic to chinchillas (yes, this is an actual allergy. No, I will not elaborate)

Roach: He's the peanut allergy kid. Fight me on this.

Alejandro: Has a lot of mild allergies to things. Like, if a dog licks him he breaks out into a rash but it's not bad and goes away quickly. This does not stop him from consuming anything with what he's allergic to. He'll always pay for it later, and will complain about it.

Rodolfo: Straight up allergic to a lot citrus things. I just have this feeling if he looks at a lemon wrong, his throat will swell up. He can handle a little bit of citrus in his food, but something like an orange slice would put him in medical :/

Laswell: Allergic to one really specific ingredient used commonly in a lot of skincare products. Hates it. So much. Wants a normal allergy.

Alex: So many medicinal allergies. He's that one person doctors struggle to find something he can have that won't kill him. Also allergic to fucking latex. Can't stand it.

Farah: Lactose intolerant. Does this stop her? No. As it should.

Nik: Deathly allergic to bees. Lives his life in a constant state of fear during the Bug Months TM

[ask-reindeer-dad]

My headcanons for Rudy (and to that extent, Carol Belle, my take on Mayor Holiday) has changed since I RPed on reindeer-dad. Here are the major ones:

Rudy was a less-than-stellar parent before Dess went missing. One could categorize Rudy and Carol as mediocre parents. They love their kids and want the best for them, but don’t know how to put those feelings in action. Rudy struggled to acknowledge his kids’ feelings, while Carol struggled to relate to them (That home run card in “Shrine”? That was Toriel’s idea). AND they were fine letting their kids explore the forest at night with other kids unsupervised, for crying out loud! So when Dess went missing, Rudy felt guilty and doubled his efforts in becoming a better parent to Noelle (with Asgore basically became the model of a good dad Rudy wanted to follow). Carol also suffered guilt but doubled-down on her strictness.

Rudy, Carol, Toriel, and Asgore were once in a 'square-shaped' polycule with each other (Rudy is married to Carol but also dating Asgore. Toriel is married to Asgore but is also dating Carol). That dynamic was shaken after Dess’s disappearance. They still love each other, but their polycule is less defined as their focus is now more on their primary/married partners.

[machveil]

fuck, official Kyle “Gaz” Garrick and official Rodolfo “Rudy” Parra post too

Museum dates where she stares at the art and I stare at her.

[k6tzie]

COD P☆RN LINKS

ghost: your clingy boyfriend just wants to be closer to you, he wants to be inside you. literallysuch a sweet boy with mommy issues, just wanting to be taken care of :( doesn't wanna commit yet and go the full way... stop being so clingy! he was trying to do some paperwork :/ so incredibly jealous ghost coded surprising you when he comes back home but you have a meal for him prepared :) soap: don't even need to take your panties off fully, just push them aside!< pretty red tights are getting ripped off tonight 😊 whilst soap fucks u hard and merciless, ghosts fat cock is throbbing in ur mouth :( he can't stay away from ur pretty lips gaz: he likes recording your puffy pussy when you cum like your own paparazzi! don't worry, he'll lick it up afterwards his pretty cowgirl riding that dick like she owns it 😵 late night after the whole teams' at the bar, you 2 sneak back to his car... staying in a tent for a mission...this close...is never a good idea price: price stuffing his thick dick in you after you 'joked' about breaking up :(he's gonna be deployed for awhile, why not make the most of it? he DID promise good aftercare, don't blame him halloween mission gone wrong! :( your weight is no match for him alejandro: average alejandro camera roll smh he loves seeing u wet all over, and a mark on how much he's done titty man :) sleepover at ale's barrack after dinner rudy: he missed feeling you, so soft and plushy - better than a pillow <3he was too shy to say anything so thank god you removed it typa shit rudy's on pussy so soft and healthy eating that puffy pussy like it's the last supper

[vaquerolvr]

random texts pt.2

synopsis: random texts with the cod guys

ੈ✩‧₊˚ price, gaz, ghost, soap, alejandro, rudy, graves, makarov, keegan, nikolai

cw: none

an: stole these from pinterest again. i forgot my laptop so posts will be sporadic for the next two weeks ^^

masterlist

dividers from @/saradika-graphics :)

[princesssarahblog]

𝐣𝐣 𝐦𝐚𝐲𝐛𝐚𝐧𝐤 𝐥𝐢𝐤𝐞 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐛𝐨𝐲𝐟𝐫𝐢𝐞𝐧𝐝

SFW and NSFW

warnin: there may be a mention alcohol, weed, adventure, sex (first sex too) and romance

author notes: I am writing for the first time smut.. I want to write something like this with many more characters obx, next one might be rafe (idk)

˚₊· ͟͟͞͞➳❥ SFW

get ready for this naughty blonde diva to come to your house almost every day, at first you thought he just had nothing to do but over time you realized that your house is a new refuge for him, where he can relax and be away from his tyrant father

he is quite clingy to you (only you) jj will hug you almost constantly or especially kiss you. if you both have to be separated, he will grab you by the waist with his strong muscular arm and pull you in for a gentle passionate kiss. before the relationship, he would touch you often and try to touch you subtly to feel your skin.

we all know that jj is also a bit of a wild guy, and he might make bold and spontaneous decisions and you constantly dissuade him from his "brilliant ideas" and advise him to think logically together. but it would be better for you to make a decision yourself, and jj would help you implement it

lets you braid and style his hair when his head is on your lap or stomach, you’ll do little tiny braids or buns all over his head and he’ll love the giggles it brings out of you.

I think he's one of those guys who will sing some stupid songs he made up on the fly if you get offended by him. you start laughing at those moments, and you just shut him up, saying you forgave him, just so you doesn't have to listen anymore.

he's the kind of boyfriend who would go to great lengths to make you happy and will always be there for you when you need him. just be ready for a lot of playful banter and sarcastic remarks, this is just another display of affection from jj

˚₊· ͟͟͞͞➳❥ NSFW

lots of quick rounds, this blond guy is constantly horny and needs sex urgently. he often gets horny at the wrong time and can take you away right in the middle of a conversation with friends without embarrassment

he likes it when you just turn into a puddle and can't say anything

he drives you crazy in bed, jj is just unrelenting. he needs to fill you with his cum at least 3 times. and he also loves when you hold on to his chest. he basically likes your touching his chest

you both remember your first time having sex very well. it was at your place, you were sweating and your pussy was on jj's thigh when you first saw his dick. and the guy often reminds you of it, teasing you and making you embarrassed

actually he comes to your house not only to hide from the world but also to have a good night with you. you are always afraid if your parents find out about it, your father often checks on you at night and once you almost got caught but everything worked out

will stimulate your sweet spot very strongly using your fingers, mouth and tongue. jj pulls you back in by your ankles when you try to squirm away from him, whining that you're too sensitive, you can't take anymore. it's too much

even during the solstice festival he somehow ended up having sex with you. he found you in the great hall after he escaped from rafe and you locked you in the closet. he showered you with kisses and told you how beautiful you were in the dress you wore for the festival. it was only because of you that rafe lost him and after that you and your group of friends left. and jj got to enjoy you and his favorite sweet spot.

asks you to sit on his face so he can eat your pussy!

jj intertwines your fingers together while you're riding his face cause he like that, murmuring how much he loves you, how perfect you are, how you're such a good girl for him. he also loves to squeeze your breasts and nipples in this position and naturally drive you crazy

- jj is the kind of person that will be hard to just start dating. In order to date him, you need to gain his complete trust in you. he is very protective and devoted, but all this can also quickly disappear. even if you date him, you will date him for a maximum of a week and blonde guy will dump you and you will be another girl for his own entertainment

[cherie-doll]

𓆩♡𓆪 Headcanon: When They Propose

=͟͟͞♡ Price, Ghost, Soap, Gaz, Roach, Alejandro, Rudy, Phillip Graves, Keegan, König, Horangi, Nikto

Price

How else could he show that you were more to him than a just another episode in life? whatever it is he might've been through, maybe you didn't shake him, maybe you didn't turn his world upside down, causing a storm of feelings brewing violently and rapidly in his heart

But you've been a wonderful experience, more heartfelt than any other, striking the chords that resonated the warmth and comfort he needed at his point in life, the best things do come later

You were something to be savored, contemplated, admired slowly and with a timely manner, a study he'd want to devote himself to for the rest of his life, so gingerly he asked if you'd accept

Ghost

Very similar to when he had to admit he had taking a liking to you; a quiet conversation at sunrise, or sundown, or midnight or-

He wanted to spent the rest of his life receiving and returning that serenity you had given him from the turbulence of life, from all those times he'd feel strangely secure and safe in your presence, unable to spend longer periods of time away from you

Always seeking you in a room full of people, what comfort did you bring to him, he wanted to do the same to reciprocate that time and energy, the feeling and sentiment you'd given him and what better way than to make a promise to you that he'd spend his life doing so?

Soap

Wants to find you in whatever world, reality, or universe there is, for you to be his sun or moon, his stars, his heaven or torment, his life or death, for you to be the cause of pain in his heart at the mere thought of you

Would drop the question at the most inconvenient time because "no time will be better" to pour his heart out, the words that come spilling from his mouth without warning

He wants to take care of you like no one else will, to cherish you like no other, to weave himself into you over the years and never leave your side; this is his promise

Gaz

The soft emotion in his eyes; showing the genuine feelings he has for you, eyes not drifting away from yours not even for a second as he holds your hand, seeking that connection physically while saying it through his words

As he professed his love for you and your heart felt as if it was being lifted, falling in love all over again

How did he go so long without spilling his entire being out to you? You've caused so much build-up of emotion he's practically rewriting the definition of love with his words, his only regret in all of this is not telling you sooner

Roach

Beyond nervous

Breathes in and out slowly, not wanting his voice to come out weak

He knows what he feels for you isn't fleeting, it's real, it's pure and he wants to communicate it exactly

He's brought you a collection of things that remind him of you, a carefully folded note with your phone number written on it, a thread that came off a sweater you wore often and that he loved on you, a bead that fell off of your jewelry, insignificant seeming things that showed that every small actions of yours made up his world

And hopefully you'd accept him in yours

Alejandro

Rehearsed over and over again, how he would string his sentences together with precision

Ended up ditching the entire planned out dialogue and just saying what he felt at the moment which flowed more naturally and had a deeper effect

Oh, and how impassioned were his words, such intensity in them that you felt as if your legs would give out from underneath you

Holding his hands as you listened, and overcome with joy as you said yes and collapsed into his arms

Rudy

There was simply no one like you, and he wanted to show you now more than ever

He knew you didn't need the extravagant or showy proposal to accept, maybe something like a quiet scenery, tranquil yet impressionable

Alone with you, with glances sent your way, more meaning in his eyes with every look, soft touches that made you feel warm all over

It all made him want to ask you to spend eternity with him, he's got nothing to lose but that future he's envisioned with no one but you

He can't wait, can't you say it back?

Phillip Graves

Thought a lot about how he wanted to propose to you; where, when, what ring, what to wear, what to say, literally everything down to the smallest details, you're just everything and more to him, how could he not think of you in everything?

He's never had a problem with confidence till now, not that he doubted your love for him, but he couldn't help but keep checking his reflection in the mirror or any transparent surface for that matter

Kept glancing at his watch as he anxiously looked for you, the sentiment already building in his heart, piling in his throat, impatient to know whether you'd stay in the palm of his hand for life or not

Keegan

The strange high and lows he's experienced with you, the constant lovers' quarrels and bickering laced with playful banter and teasing had grazed his heart, leaving behind a scorching flame he'd be willing to devote the rest of his life to keeping alive

Maybe the proposal, which is more of a confession, comes out rushed and under heavy rain, but it's palpable, the ice-cold water soaking him to the bone, leaving no thought or feeling unsaid

Oh, end his agony and accept already :(( or else his soul may forever be condemned to torment

König

Begging with his eyes for you to be his, forever, that look that lasts a lot longer, it lingers on you, seeking for an answer which will either silence him forever or lead the fellow through what he believes is the gateway to heaven

Maybe he asks on a quiet evening, you're alone together, he's resting his head upon you, only a pillow separating him from you, and he realizes that maybe this is the peace his mind has secretly been wanting all along

And it's not just anyone who grants him such valuable thing, he wants to spend every waking moment, from when he's awake and feeling to when he's asleep but in his subconscious knowing he's in your embrace and you in his

Horangi

Possibly he'd been spooning you, gently holding you in his arms, practicing being tender and soft when it occurred to him he wants to do this always

It's not just anyone that sets your soul on fire when you touch, for who else could make him feel so lively? his heart beating for you, spinning out of control

He so desperately hopes you accept, despite his impulses, his imperfections and build a future with you, even if it means bickering everyday, to do laundry and go grocery shopping with you every weekend, anything but stay in this middle and never become anything

Nikto

To be loved is to be understood, to be known, to say "I love you" to confess such an intimate and vulnerable thing can be over in mere seconds but take a lifetime to understand

You had shown him love in different forms, all those serene moments, you never pressuring him but instead igniting a flame; the whispering of love which had staggered him

He wouldn't want to wake up not being able to feel your presence next to him, your weight making the bed feel warmer, your hand which he reaches for just to make sure you're still there, the hugs you give him when he least expects it and he secretly loves although he never admits it

Yeah, you'd be unforgettable and a missing piece in his life, a custom he'd never be able to just shrug off

[roachesbf]

Bunny Rudy Courting Headcanons

Idk it was between him n Gaz, might also make Gaz a bunny. Also there's not enough solo rudy stuff

To get it Rudy is a very touchy lover, not to the extreme but he'll put a hand on your waist, or interlock your fingers together during a conversation with someone else. Whenever he's around you there's a bit more pep to his step, when he's gone for a mission that has lasted longer than he'd like, he'll most likely jump to you when he lays his eyes on you again. Once you're back in his arms, he'll rub himself all over you, his ears laid back, all relaxed and contempt. You could be on the couch, your bed, anywhere and he'd still flop right next to you, sometimes his ears smacking your face but the two of you laugh it off.

Rudy is very terriotial though, if he notices too much of your time being spent away from him, he'll walk around base while looking for you. His foot impatiently thumping as he has a hand around you, waiting your conversation to be over when you're with someone else. He's a patient man but he can't help his instics so he for sure nose nudges you to try and steal your attention (10/10 times it works).He's also a big fan of nose kisses!! Could be you giving them or recieving them, regardless it's his go to spot when it comes to affection. Sometimes he'll gently nip you but he's always careful and most of the time it's just to get your attention that he needs to get out of bed.

Back onto the kisses, when he gets extremely happy and giddy they do turn just a little sloppy, just a little messy kisses here and there which never hurt nobody. He'll rest his head on your lap or stomach when he's relaxed, his ears twitching just a bit to show he's content. Be careful with his ears though, they might look soft but they're also very sensitive to him, so he'd rather you coddle him somewhere else.

[lunarw0rks]

omg omg omg bf!rudy who thinks you’re beautiful just the way you are and want to eat you out for the first time — for your first time <3

and you’d be rambling nervously while he was preparing himself for you, talking about how you’d normally shave for this kind of thing, how you’re scared that he think you look weird, etc etc.

he’s listening, but not all the way. he’d let you ramble on — you come to a short stop when you finally lays his tongue on you clit, getting you to shut up <3

!!! oh please, bf!rudy isn't going to let you finish HALF that sentence before your bottoms are rolled down your legs !!!

you're talking so fast, it's any wonder you have any voice left. rambling about embarrassment, not shaving or preparing "properly" for him... even suggesting that you should go do that first; what a fool, you are.

mid-sentence, suddenly gasping for air when tongue starts swirling and suckling on your clit — and his arms hooked around your thighs sends enough of a message. the message of: you're not going anywhere, in the most tender way possible.

just imagine being stunned into silence, with the exception of uncontrollable moans and whimpering, involuntarily rocking your hips against bf!rudy's adept tongue.

and rudy's eyes shut with focus, mumbling and smiling against your heat as you come undone for what seems like the third time now. and how he speaks in between licks, sometimes his licks swallow his words — not that you're in a position to pay any attention to them, anyway.

rudy, certified munch™

[machveil]

Kyle and Rudy, I shan’t say more (also, sobbing over Simon)

Hey! i really love your writing and im not sure if you've done something similar but like im curious as to what you think their like main romantic/sexual fantasies are, like their fake scenarios to help them sleep ya know? Like what their favorite tropes are :)

This is SUCH a good question man…. So many possibilities.

Gaz I think is into tales of chivalry, to be honest. Has been since he was a boy. Watched a lot of sword and sorcery movies as a kid. So yeah— maybe he does fantasize about riding up on a horse, slaying a dragon, meeting the lovely princess that was kept in the tower, and ravishing her thoroughly. Not that it’s any of your business.

Soap is into omegaverse, but he doesn’t know that. He fantasizes about being out at some pub or something, brushing against someone in the crowd and smelling them and just knowing— and they know it too. And then they can’t keep their hands off of each other. Or their fluids. Depends on how crazy he’s feeling.

Ghost fantasizes about having sex where he’s comfortable not covering anything. His face or his body. Where he can act like an animal, say all the vile, filthy shit that’s in his mind— and the person he’s with isn’t scared or put off by any of it at all— his words or appearance. His kink is acceptance.

Price fantasizes, to the surprise of no one, about having a wife with a baby. And them putting the baby down to bed together (after they both give baby a kiss on the head, and get a good whiff of baby smell). And as they hold hands and walk back to their room. And she leans into him and whispers, “I want you to put another baby in me tonight.” You can imagine what happens next— and he certainly does!

Rudy thinks a lot about the sensual act of undressing. Very slowly, carefully stripping his lover, starting with any shoes and stockings. Carefully slipping each button free, kissing the exposed skin in his wake until they’re completely bare— vulnerably laid on clean sheets. Both of them, naked as the day they were born and with all of the time in the world.

Nikolai doesn’t feel bad about it. He fantasizes about taking apart a crying girl. Kissing, heavy handed petting— making the world outside of their bed disappear as she drops into the comfortable, warm, amniotic embrace of his care. Sometimes it includes sex, sometimes it doesn’t.

[ranibwsprimklez]

[aethelwyneleigh27]

Orange Peel Theory With Cod Characters

Would they peel an orange for you? (Scenario based on the test from TikTok)

Characters Included: John Price, Simon "Ghost" Riley, John "Soap" MacTavish, Kyle "Gaz" Garrick, Alejandro Vargas, Rodolfo "Rudy" Parra, Valeria Garza, Farah Karim, Kate Laswell, Alex Keller, König, Kim "Horangi" Hong-jin, Keegan P. Russ, Gary "Roach" Sanderson, Nikolai Belinski, Philip Graves, Vladimir Makarov.

This is probably one of the only times I'll be using the color orange, AHAHAHAHA. As you can tell I wouldn't be okay with the camp half-blood uniform as an Aphrodite kid. Writing this as I'm sick with a cold, my nanny since childhood peeled my oranges for me while telling me to finish all of it because it's vitamin C.

Mansplaining this but the Orange Peel/Peeling Theory surrounding TikTok started with one girl talking about her experience with her ex peeling her oranges for her. It soon turned into a theory/test where people ask their partner to peel an orange for them, something as small and effortless as peeling an orange as that act of service represents their willingness to do things for their partner and if they refuse then that's seen as a red flag because it means that if they're unwilling to do that small thing for them then same case scenario for something big that requires a sacrifice.

They peel it for you almost immediately, no words needed, just you staring at the orange. Grabbing it from the bowl of fruits and meticulously tearing the skin with their thumbs, being careful not to make much of a mess and to not bruise the orange.

It's not a secret that they like to do this, offering other little things like opening doors for you, peeling the skin of apples if you don't feel like eating it and slicing it up for you with a multipurpose camping knife, putting their hand on the edge of a nearby cornered things so it wouldn't be as painful if you hit your head picking something up.

Characters: John Price, Simon "Ghost" Riley, John "Soap" MacTavish, Kyle "Gaz" Garrick, Farah Karim, Kate Laswell, Alex Keller, König.

Would tease you once you ask them to peel it for you but will peel it. Would even hand feed it to you, you have to give them a kiss for every orange they separate. If you tell them you don't like the pith (the white stringy part) then they'd take it off for you.

They probably would ask you to peel some for them too some time around soon but you're more than happy to do it for them.

Characters: John "Soap" MacTavish, Alejandro Vargas, Valeria Garza, König, Kim "Horangi" Hong-jin, Keegan P. Russ, Nikolai Belinski.

You probably should've worded it better, you told them you felt like an orange.. "I feel like a tomato" is what you hear back. You laughed and clarified that you felt like eating the fruit.

"Oh.." they stopped to think if you had any oranges at home at the moment and they got up and peeled it for you, bringing a plate back of two peeled and pulled apart oranges with a glass of water for you.

Characters: Kyle "Gaz" Garrick, Rodolfo "Rudy" Parra, Alex Keller, Gary "Roach" Sanderson.

He'd throw the orange at your head, telling you to peel it yourself.

Characters: Philip Graves, Vladimir Makarov.

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[luvvictoria]

hey so how do you think the 141/other cod guys would deal with an s/o who sleeps with a weapon (knife/taser/gun) under their pillow whenever their boyfriend isn’t sleeping over at their place. S/o forgot to put it away when their boyfriend came over, too happy to see him The guys find the knife/taser/glock under the pillow and s/o’s just like “I live alone. I’m not waiting until it’s too late when someone breaks in”?

I think the 141 guys (and the others) would have different reactions based on their personalities, but they'd likely respect the fact that you're being cautious while also being a bit concerned about the level of preparedness. Here’s how each might react from my perspective :

Price 🏷️ Price would probably be the most understanding about it, especially since he's used to being surrounded by weapons and always being alert. He’d appreciate your safety-conscious mindset, but he might gently tease you about being a little too trigger-happy, even if it’s out of necessity. Still, he’d likely offer to help you find a more discreet or secure way to store your weapon.

Ghost 💀🖤 Ghost would take it pretty seriously but might also be a little intrigued by your precautions. He’d probably give you a raised eyebrow when finding the weapon, then shrug it off as “fair enough” when you explain yourself. He’d be quiet about it, but you’d know he's impressed with how well you’re prepared. Ghost might even suggest a safer, more tactical way to store it that would make him feel more at ease.

Soap 🧼 Soap would likely be a bit more concerned at first, especially if he wasn’t aware of how much you valued being prepared. He might ask you a lot of questions—maybe a bit jokingly at first—but then he’d start to see it as a sign of how independent and self-sufficient you are. He’d probably tease you for being a little too paranoid, but secretly, he’d respect your caution.

Gaz 🧢 Gaz would be both surprised and impressed. He’d understand where you’re coming from, but he’d want to make sure you feel safe. He might offer to help you figure out a better place to keep it, or, being the practical guy he is, make a suggestion about carrying it with you if you're leaving the house. He'd be a little worried about the danger of having it under the pillow, but he’d get your reasoning.

Alejandro 🇲🇽🦸‍♂️ He’d probably give you a look of admiration for being so self-reliant, though he'd insist that there's always another way to stay safe—maybe even teach you some techniques or offer advice from his experience. He'd understand but also want to help you feel more at ease without going to extreme lengths.

Rudy 🦌 Rudy would likely be the most concerned, as he might be surprised that you're carrying a weapon in your own home. He’s protective, so seeing that you're sleeping with a knife, taser, or gun might make him worried about how unsafe you feel. He’d try to reassure you that you're not alone, but he'd understand if it’s a personal comfort. He’d probably suggest other ways to stay protected, maybe offering to stay over more often or find ways to secure your place so you can rest easier without the weapon being so close.

König 🦘🖤König, being a bit reserved, would initially be caught off guard by finding the weapon. He’s used to handling weapons, so he gets it, but he might not fully understand why you'd keep it that close to you, especially under the pillow. He’d want to make sure you’re not carrying it out of fear, so he'd gently ask if you're okay. Once you explain, he’d respect your decision and might even share his own thoughts on safety, maybe offering a solution like keeping the weapon in a safe place so you don't have to sleep with it so near.

Nikto 💀💣 Nikto would be pretty nonchalant about the weapon. He’d probably find it understandable—he’s no stranger to living in high-alert environments, so he’d just nod, acknowledging that it’s a smart move for someone living alone. He might even ask about how you use it or check it over to make sure it's in good condition, but he wouldn't be phased by it. He’d respect that you're capable and wouldn’t judge you for wanting that level of security. Nikto would probably keep it low-key and focus on making sure you're not putting yourself at risk in other ways, like not having it too close where it could accidentally go off.

Valeria 💃💥 Valeria would definitely respect your caution. She’s been in dangerous situations and knows how important it is to feel secure. She’d probably not even bat an eye at the weapon under your pillow. Instead, she’d nod, perhaps jokingly saying something like, "You never know when someone’s going to make a mistake," as she’s likely seen worse things in her line of work. She’d support your decision to carry, but if you were still new to it, she'd also probably offer advice on how to stay as safe as possible while also ensuring you're not living in constant fear. She’d make sure you felt heard and respected, without overstepping.

IDK IF THIS IS WHAT OU WANTED LOVE, BUT I HOPE IS GOOD ENOUGHT FOR YOU <333

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